Gentlemen, how do we stop Speedrunning?

>>381337074
Why would we want to? I mean, I don't give two shits about speedrunning but some of the things these autists show are actually interesting.

by making really really long games

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>>381337074
NASA already saved Speedrunning, no need.

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>>381337306
Is the 'good shit' symbol considered /pol/?

>>381337074
You can't

SGDQ is in two weeks and it's going to be the worst gdq yet
Cap this post

>>381337074
When does SGDQ begin this year?
Is it on July?

>>381337074
turn them into trannies

We don't? Just hide the threads and let the autists play.

>>381337561
July 2 at noon est

I like that jump.

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>>381337306
>>381337471
Yeah fuck /pol/

Turn them into the CIA

>>381337306
>alt right white power troll gesture
holy fuck the OK hand sign has been around since at least the 9th century

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>>381337471
its a white power symbol now because of pepe and deranged liberals

>>381337687
Thanks

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>>381337306

>>381337306
Way too many whites to be /pol/

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>>381337074
We don't need to stop speedrunning. We just need to stop caring about it. These people are going to spend their lives breaking games over their knees to say they "beat them" giving an arbitrary definition to what that entails. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I sure as hell don't tune into SGDQ or AGDQ but with the amount of "LMAO CRINGE THREAD" /v/ makes on the topic, you guys secretly want Speedrunning to stay around so you can mock people.

It's the same as with games. You don't want them to be good, you want them to be bad so you can shitpost, and if they aren't bad you'll pretend they're bad.

>>381337074
Honestly we don't need to do anything.
They're already killing themselves.
GDQ is just a miserable carcass of what it isednto be, it's no fun anymore. It feels like it's no longer something that they do for fun and to legitimately help a good cause, it's just a business that will kick you out the fucking second you show any human emotion.
I miss the old GDQ

>>381337235
Because it's corrupting young children and destroying their lives

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>>381337971
/vee/ in a nutshell

>>381338348
Hey now lay off that poster. Just because he's the generic so above it all shitposter that's no reason so shit on him so much.

>>381338348
Me on the right

>>381338348

Damn, that's a big spinner.
And a looong finger.

What do you even do in this game? Virtual spinning?

>>381339615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1myVL-1LSM

>>381337074
>tfw "everyone" is a tranny these days
>tfw all the trannies play Nintendo games
SO THIS WAS JAPANS PLAN ALL ALONG!

Speedrunning is a zionistic conspiracy to degenerate the impressionable western youth

>>381337971
>These people are going to spend their lives breaking games over their knees to say they "beat them" giving an arbitrary definition to what that entails.
There are glitchless catagories and not all games even have useable glitches. Besides, if it can be accomplished with a controller it's fair game. I don't get why people can't understand this.

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>>381337306
That VTMB was great

>>381341969
Even glitchless runs utilized "allowed" glitches. Examples of this are Pokemon Blue, where they allowed a text speed glitch to be in the glitchless category for months before finally deciding it was "too glitchy" when other exploits still remain legal.

This is what's meant by arbitrary. The people who decide the rules have no rhyme or reason to their decisions, and the rules almost universally benefits the runners because they're the ones making the rules.

>>381337971
Good post.

>>381343320
I wouldn't say it's arbitrary, it's about entertainment. Sometimes a pure any% speedrun is so fast or odd that it's not entertaining to even most other speedrunners, or they want a better challenge. This is why the 120 star Mario 64 is by far the most popular category. Text skipping in Blue was thought to be OK because they have to skip the text anyway, so why not make it faster. It's certainly less glitchy than manipulating the game code.