ITT: Describe video games as badly as possible. Others try to guess the game.
Example:
Mystic power women with long limbs fights enemies from the bible.
>>381335862
Bayonetta
>>381335901correct
you rescue the princess
>>381335862
You travel island to island to get out of jail
>escape from prison
>fight the A.I. of your alien mothership
>>381336423
Danganronpa 2?
Fuck it, lets make this a first thing you do and last thing you do thread.
>be on a boat
>get drowned
>>381336223
mario
>Satan's minions are going on vacation in your world
>beat them up
>beat up Satan's daughter
>beat up Satan
>beat up Satan's daughter again
>>381336973
bishoCK?
>>381336423
Furi?
>Fat sicilian thug suffers a plane crash into uncharted territory
>A magical artifact makes him hallucinate getting a little bit richer
>>381338072
Good work
>>381335862
you save the world :^)
>>381336223
zelda