What does /v/ think of the new John Wick movie made by capcom?

>>381334108
Jesus christ that looks laughably stupid.

>>381334108
It's strong point is definitely the action scenes, sans that. Story felt like it was all over the place.

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>becky will never give you the thumbs up after you plant your seed inside her
give me a reason to continue

>>381334108
What the actual fuck

>all that collateral damage in the highway chase scene with the dogs and Leon

WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?

>>381334108
looks fun

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>>381334108
>not posting the whole thing

>>381334108
>>381335121
Oh man, when did they reboot Equilibrium?

>>381334108
It's not surprising, the series has always been in love with zombie and action movies.

>>381335121
Man, that pistol sure has bullets.

>>381335121
the first 15 seconds were the dumbest shit I've ever seen

the rest of it was pretty good action movie choreography

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>>381334108

>/tv/ loves it
>/v/ hates it
what happened?

>>381335548
>>/v/ hates it
do you see any "hate" in this thread?

>>381335121
kek
WTF is this?

>>381335443
One of them is an extended mag, so it's probably one of those retarded 32 round ones.

>>381334108
Those niggers can't aim worth a shit.
I guess they were too used to the zombies.

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plebs will never understand it

>>381334108
looks like me trying to play cowadoody

>>381335530
I actually agree. The gun kata fight was incredibly lame, like the guy is merely sliding slowly, how the fuck does Chris not get a bead on him, and they're firing off rounds into each other's faces like they know those guns don't actually have any bullets in them, especially with the reckless trigger pulling, but when it turns into a brawl, now that actually got pretty exciting.

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>>381335548

I loved it too.

Damnation was better tho. Watch that one first. Degeneration can be skipped.

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>>381336156
brb buying a ducati so i can be a badass too

>>381336156
This looks just..... So goddamn preposterous. What the fuck were they thinking?

>tfw want to play remake remaster again but suddenly I get like 5 fps

name a shittier feel

>>381336156
We should have nuked that chink infested island in WW2

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>>381334108
>>381335121
Step it up, Senpai

>>381334108
how crazy is it that a random cgi movie has more to do with RE than a mainline entry like RE7
vendetta is the real RE7

>>381336156
I WANT TO BE THE LEONG ONE DAY

>>381336156
Leon: Why does shit like that only happen when no one's looking

>>381336338
if you want a cruiser you may as well get a harley

>>381336156
>>381335121
Christ.

I'm all for over the top shit but this is just laughable.

Not completely writing off the movie yet but fucking hell.

holy fuck anime has really leveled up

>>381335121
That was pretty cool

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Combo time

>>381336497
>using martial arts
>on zombies
>none of these zombies try to bite him

>>381335121
This is the most) gayest thing I have ever seen

>>381334108
they cant aim for shit.

>deadpool movie does it
>hurr durr redditpool
>resident eveil does it
>superior japanese anime folded over one billion ttimes
Sad!

>>381336989
Leon's the man with the God Hand; he uses guns as a handicap.

This is beyond anime, we have reached the fusion of Michael Bay and Anime

>>381336609
Fucking lol

>>381336915
Makes me wanna go play RE6

>>381336497
are you implying this is worse? those are literal brain dead zombies, easier than handling a child.

>>381334108
This looks so retarded. I am so happy for the Resident Evil 7 reboot.

the hallway scene was a nostalgia call for mercenaries

>>381335121
Is this what RE7 haters actually want?

don't ever compare that shit to John Wick. John Wick has good choreography that doesn't need a bullshit shaky camera to compensate

>>381335548
it's a movie and not a game

>>381336156
Hey Leon, want to have lots of protective measures and avoid collateral damage in my city until nobody dies? I'm driving right now.

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>>381337317
heh

>>381334108
Please tell me this is a blooper scene...

>>381336609
that's a pretty big shitpost, can I see your shitposting license?

>>381336156
>hit a dog
>car flips and explodes

What kind of shit car is that?

Is this done by the Final Fantasy 7 Advant Children team?

>>381337386
lol wut, is this from the second one?

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>>381337181
No. It's stylish. Also, they're not true zombies as they can turn back into human with the vaccine.

>>381337386
John Wick ruined cinema

>>381335121
Its like they're trying to recapture the knife fight from RE4 but failing comically and instead more closely resemble the movies than it does other games in the series

>>381337386
> *utters under breath* "fuck you die! just die die die"

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>>381337467
That webm makes me miss Dead Space.

>>381337386
isnt this a deleted scene lol?

>>381336156
>the grenade at the end

It's dead man

>>381335121
This would've been fine without the stupid running and gunning. It looks fucking retarded.

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>>381337386
Is this like a gun fight equivalent of two brothers bickering with each other over some petty shit?

>>381337417
I dunno, they seem to be pretty dense for some reason. They crushed the top of a car.

>>381334505
>wow xcom looks good

>>381336497
how do 22+ bullets fit into such a small magazine?

>>381337317
1 has decent to pretty good choreography

but 2 not only ignores the problems of 1 but goes complete fucking retarded sometimes, the public silenced pistol "shootout" was the worst thing I've seen in an action movie

>>381337872
Extended magazine

>>381337467
THE CAPCOPS GOT GOOTECKS.

>>381337872
Extended clips.

>>381336156
I like this

>>381337317

I have only watched the first john wick movie and it was so stupid

i loved it

>>381337764
yea that similar to what i thought
it was pretty hilarious

>>381337872
minimum mag capacity is 18 bullets anon.

>>381337460
yes

>>381337641
don't think so, no

>>381335121
This so over the top it goes all they way around back from intentional over the top, through normal to bad silly over the top

>>381334108
Wtf is this shit?

>>381337998
I AINT GOIN BACK TO TWITCH JAIL

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That is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.
I assume this is from a new CG movie.

>>381337386
never seen the second, and this doesn't make a strong argument for it either.

>>381338218
Yeah, Vendetta.

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>>381336915

If you defeat multiple enemies in a row, you'll get yourself a NICE BOHNAS.

I like my campy silly Resident Evil moments but this is way too much. My limit is Chris punching that boulder and this surpasses that by a hundred times.

>>381337075
No one is saying that, Donald Trump.

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>>381337968
>>381338015
>>381338103
wrong

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>/v/ says RE7 sucks and its not RE.
>Only to admittedly turn around and say this is true RE and what 7 should have been.

I'm I just too old for /v/ now?

>>381338238
The movie was enjoyable tbqh

This was probably the dumbest part of the movie, but overall the scenes were of good quality

>>381338612
Fuck off grandpa

>>381337872
Glocks are double stacked, and it looks like the mag is extended as well.
I actually thought the same thing, but was too lazy to count. 22 is actually reasonable for a glock.

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>>381338548
No it's not, you mongoloid.

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In all honesty, Leon was just here to rack up stylish points. They could've just had Chris only.

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>>381338612

Both RE7 and the cg movies are good.

And no, part of /v/ is getting older just like you. You're not unique in that regard.

>>381336156
I dont know whats worse. this or Twin Snakes cutscenes.

>>381337371

No way Ducati.

>>381338675
I'm only 22 and you fuckers are making me feel old.

>>381338815

Twin Snakes is much worse. Between the Hollywood movies and RE4/5/6, RE has had over-the-top action for over a decade now.

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>>381338795
>Tfw your part of the master race who likes both action and horror RE

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>>381338765
Is Leon even human at this point?

>>381338862
Because everyone that comes here now is 13.

>>381338968
No, he's a soldier. A super soldier.

>>381334108
looks like a courting dance

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>>381338968
Nope. He has transcended into a powerful being.

>>381338960
The campy dialogue is the best part

Went to theaters to see this movie. It was fun. No, it wasn't great, the story was more or less a mess, a convoluted plot in order to get all three major characters in the same room, but the action scenes were a ton of fun (if not realistic at ALL, which might be a part of the charm) and it looked fantastic, never really got that uncanny valley feeling. You could tell they spent a lot of time animating each characters' mouths and expressions.

>>381338765
lmao this is some early 2000's campy b movie stuff

>>381334505
Wait, the first time we see her in years is in this movie?

>>381338968
no he has a freak genetic trait that allows his body to make use of the T-virus' mutagenic properties but without the fucked up results lesser genetic specimens generate

>>381336156
>shooting with your throttle hand

why the fuck is everybody retarded when it comes to motorcycles? gta does the exact same goddamn thing

>>381337386
>all these plebs still don't get the second movie was half-satire

>>381338968
maybe the prolonged exposure to the los plagas gave him some sort of super human strength

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Remember folks. If there's an outbreak, you can always rely on the BSAA.

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>>381339707
Why would you design your gun to do that!

>>381337294
Pretty much...they dont care about horror...just BOOM BOOM! EXPLOSIONS!and meme characters like Leon...even tough the remove everything that hin fun in the First place

>>381339707
Woah, did she just do another 9/11

>>381339707

That part was fucking awesome.

Rebecca is super qt but why did they give her a pornstar name?

>>381339126
why does he look like snk made him in that picture?

>>381339914
That looked more like a 9/1100

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>>381337203
Stop fucking calling it a reboot!
It has 7 in the title is a sequel not a bloody reboot!

>>381339707
holy fuck that's awsome

>>381339823
cuz it's awesome n shit

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>>381339707
LUL

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>>381335121
I prefer the RE games that have an equal balance between the spooky stuff and going into the matrix. Like RE3, RE4, CVX, and both REvelations games. That being said, the CG movies are perfectly fine to go full retard in and if you don't think RE Damnation was anything less than pure operator KINO then you're the biggest fag in the thread.

>>381339707
>makes a hole at the guys shoulder
>fucking wrecks a chain of buildings behind him, explosions and collapses included

Fuck is this

>>381336156
>>381335121
Man, someone at Capcom REALLY wants to make that new DMC5, huh.

>>381334108
1) What the fuck am I looking at top fucking kek.

2) name of movie?

>>381340375
>Fuck is this
It's radical af, that's what.

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>>381340316

What the fuck is that thing

>>381340113
After the mess are making with the Old cast I sure prefer to RE7 being a reboot now

>>381339707
>Saves one guy in exchange for like at least 1,000 other casualties.

>>381337998
Yep... looks like they got ol' Gootecks this time.

>>381340502
Problem Child 2

>>381340571

Its called collateral damage.

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>>381339707
Okay I need to watch this movie now

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>>381338968
This is Leon at 60 years old. You tell me.

>>381340371
everything you said in that post is 100% bonafide right

>>381334108
What the fuck is that and why does it look so retarded

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>16 minutes in
>Literally fucking Bane appears
Has Baneposting become too powerful?

>>381339707
MILLIONS DEAD

>>381336156
This CGI is fucking horrible what the fuck

I've seen better CGI from years ago

The fucking Rainbow Six Siege cinematics are better CGI than this

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>>381340647
The plot is mediocre, but the action gets dialed up to 11.

>>381336769
>Diavel
>Cruiser

REEEEEE it's not a cruiser! Ducati said so!

>>381338765
oh shit this finally cleared up why dante's personality is so different in dmc 2. It's actually an extremely alcoholic leon who dyed his hair

>>381340371
>re: damnation
>that scene
>Leon pulls out a drink, not to get fucked up but for a change to remember a fallen enemy turned friend
>"I'm sorry, I couldn't stop him.."
probably wasn't supposed to, but i teared up a bit there

>>381339705
That would actually make sense desu. Like how Sherry was when she got infected with the G-Virus.

>>381334108
John Wick actually base din reality, and this shit.
How many bullets they shoot?

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You people have no right to bitch about this part now.

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>>381341045
That was my favorite part of the game.

>>381334108
you anons think youre normie

>>381341045
>People hated that part
What? I thought it was campy and fun

>>381335121
VERY fast doggos running at incredible hihg speed

>>381336915
that DDT

>>381337386
this part was fucking great
if you want realism go watch some isis videos you gross fuck

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>>381341159
That's exactly right.
People bitched saying it was too stupid for RE.
And these are the some people who take this new movie seriously.

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Watching it now.
See you faggots on the other side...

>>381341045
This is the right kind of campy

>>381334108
I see you capcom. Now give us a good Dead Rising please. Even if Keiji Inafune is a hack, who knew how to make the dead rise.

>>381334108
>>381335121

this is the worst thing I have seen today

>>381341323
>yify quality
>kodi
>w10
>chrome
>trashy resident evil cgi anime
It all fits

>>381340852
I'd backhand her if she made a retarded fucking hook like that too.

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>>381338765
>gets knocked into the air at an angle
>comes down at the same angle

>>381341297
Truly MrEnter tier autists. What a shame.

is the antagonist nathan drake?

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>>381334505

>>381338015
magazine, my dude

>>381334108
In John Wick they would reload their fucking guns

>>381339707
If the shot did that much damage to the buildings, it just passing the big guy would evaporate it, and Leon with it. And I mean they would turn to blood mist

>>381341889
Naw the building all had gas tanks installed in that specific angle

>>381340852
>Rebbecafags.webm

>>381334108
lol there hasn't been a single movie or video game that has come close to having gunfu as good as equilibrium

>>381339707

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBER BREAKER

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>>381342032
GUN KATA

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>>381339707

i'm happy i dont know from where that stupid webm is from

>>381341889
Maybe it has a timed trigger before it kicks into fuck you mode. I mean a shot that powerful would evaporate whoever's shooting the thing too.

Then again looking for logic in this shit is a never-ending quest, so just enjoy it

>>381339707
>Don't worry citizens! The BSAA is here to "save" the day!

This is giving me EDF vibes.

>>381341323

Is it out for Goolge Play Movies?

If so I can watch it on HD on my phone (S7)

>>381335121
They both remembered the basics of QCQ

>>381337294
Yes. They're faggots who jumped on board the series around RE5.

>>381340852

That ass, holy shit

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>>381342241
They love action

>>381334236
Like everything else Resident Evil

>>381340838
>The fucking Rainbow Six Siege cinematics are better CGI than this
Are you somehow thinking the Siege videos were bad or what? They are fucking amazing and done by a huge and extremely talented team at Blur.

>>381335121
>>381334108
Devil May Cry movie when? Hell I'll take a DMC movie I don't care.

>>381336497
Man this really is a John Wick movie

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>steals your waifu

WAT DO?

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>>381342953
Beat them up

>>381335121
God damn those two would suck at Space Invaders.

>>381342953
I don't have one, and the bone structure in that chick's fae is weird. She might unhinge her jaw and try to vore me if I piss her off.

>>381342595
Some are good.

Some are...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQ9LER7ZP60

>>381343070
He's dead, Jim.

>>381339707
I would like to see how the BSAA convinced their founders to get funding for a ray gun

why capcom loves to make resident evil cg movies villians always like crazy acrobatic and stylish like that one presindet of the second movie?

>>381337294
No, I just want a game that doesn't make me blow chunks whenever i try to play or watch it.

>>381342567
its like i'm watching matrix by amateurs

>>381336497
>>381336915
>>381338765
>>381338968
I bet Leon will trade his knife for a sword soon.

>>381343286
Dude its not the gross grow up.

>>381335530

Agreed.

>>381343239
Well it all started with CV Wesker.

>>381338815
>>381338932
>People are still hating on the cheesiness which is Twin Snakes

>>381343205
>You know the shit we deal with on a yearly basis, it would likely save costs and lives to just make a fucking huge gun for when the final boss shows up
>>381343239
The reports were true, she was an instructor. ...Excuse me, still is an instructor. Real answer, because they would have no 'protection' during the time when the MC and the villain face off.

>>381339707
It was awesome and fucking stupid at the same time.

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>>381335121
I can't stop laughing

>>381343462
It's not the content it's the First Person perspective. Used to play Doom all the time as a teen, but after getting a series of migraines in my mid-twenties ANY First Person title without proper peripheral makes me sick. VR is even worse.

>>381336156

>an automobile that weighs over a ton hits a dog, completely flips because the dog was made of solid titanium or something rather than flesh ad bone, and explodes for no reason

This is incredible.

>>381343781
that dog is as big and as heavy as a cow

>>381334108
it looks like a ballet for fags

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>>381336156
>The grenade

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>>381334108
>>381335121
oh come on

>>381335121
>playing FPS on console.webm

>>381336497
I like how they even go for the classic overhead angle of a character getting swarmed, signalling their end, but he just doesn't give a fuck.

>>381334108
i imagine them dancing about, whilst this plays on background
https://youtu.be/gvAspXhmxbk?t=11

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>>381340852
Satan, guide my cock

>>381337872
i counted 21, not unheard of with a full mag and 1 in the chamber

>>381344002
no kill quite like overkill. one of my favorite parts, he just goes to make sure its fucking dead, because he knows that bullets and heavy objects sometimes aren't enough for those things.

pure garbage
If this wasn't jap shit the entire thread would be trashing it.

haven't laughed so much here in years

>>381344387
It's funny because it's wrong.

>>381343889

Have you seen a cow?

>>381334108
I almost want to make a drinking or shots game out of every time something preposterously over-the-top occurs in this movie, but I'm afraid of dying in the first 30 minutes from alcohol poisoning...

>>381340541
What mess?
Chris?

>>381344532
this whole thread looks like a youtube comment section.
What the fuck happened?

>>381344157
Great observation

I liked all the webms ITT, cuhrazy stuff like that is immensely enjoyable for me and is something i can turn my brain off and enjoy. I'm not sure why they insist on keeping hollywood schlock semi grounded: if avengers did stuff like this i would probably enjoy them.

>>381343205
The giant ogres from 4 and 6 alone should be enough to convince anybody.

>>381344657
Lighten up, autismo.

>>381344876
okay....

>>381339707
>BSAA saves day
>No survivors
>BSAA could not be reached for comment because their helicopter was projected to uranus by recoil.

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>>381344657
>people replying to various webm's in thread
>someone bitching about people replying like they're on youtube
Seriously, lad?

>>381344387
>>381344657
"How dare you have fun without my approval!"

>>381334108
What movie is this?

>>381338968
>Racoon City has made me stronger

>>381345172
The mummy returns

>>381344874
A rocket launcher would have been enough

>>381342109
Why do people hate on equilibrium and gun katas in particular? i always thought that it was great, they even gave an explanation as to how they could do that shit. Granted it was STATISTICS but it was semi-plausible and of course looked awesome.

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>>381335121
Some one overlay "terrorist win" at the end like in csgo and add a "1v1 knife?" when they start fighting with knives pls

>>381344873
its just FUN. it's not supposed to be deep, it's not meant to get the neurons firing, you're supposed to go
>OH SHIT did you see that?! he held one zombie on the ground, kungfu'd -another- one to the ground head to head and shot both in the dome!! awesome!
just enjoy the stupid fun with some of your favorite resident evil characters, that's all its supposed to be

>>381339707
Is this the reason Chris joined the Umbrella Corps in 7?

>>381335121

God when they run around each other it literally looks like they're using tank controls

>>381341045
Who has ever bitched about this? Things like that made me love the Bakers in 7.

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>>381346175
No. As a matter of fact, this movie has no connection at all.

>>381343531
I fucking loved Twin Snakes. It revelled in everything that made MGS great. It was ridiculous and knew it. The plot is about fucking nanomachines, giant walking robots, clones with a questionable grasp of genetics, a guy reading your memory card and these people want to take it seriously?

>>381338238
This was a goof/joke/funny moment. If you didn't pick up on that then yes it would be bad.

>>381341045
THAT'S NOT GROOVY

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Give me replies, rebeccafags

>>381337467

Did his head go flying at the end? Haha what the fuck

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>>381346838
Ok

>>381346838
she's so cute

>>381340852
>anon's first date

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>>381346838

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>>381346838
You need to rename it girlfriendsimulator.webm

>>381336297
Tank fight in Damnation is the silliest thing and I love it. Ada looked pretty good in that one too.

>>381335121

H-HE'S FAST!

>>381334108
who though this is good idea? Kek

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>>381334108
>mfw that scene

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>>381347137
Kobayashi

>>381335121
Now imagine the same exact scene, but from only 1 fixed angle.

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Albert Wesker
>master at martial arts and marksmanship
>superhuman endurance and near-invulnerability; hardening his skeleton, internal organs, tissue, and skin,
>durability was such that he was able to not only survive being caught in the epicenter of an explosion, but apparently not have any ill effects afterwards
>superhuman speed, accelerated vision, and agility
>performing short dashes of speed faster than the normal Human brain could process (causing him to appear to be teleporting).
>super human strength, notably able to lift large missiles with one hand and throwing them, lifting large steel girders off his body, lifting an adult human off the ground with one hand effortlessly, thrusting straight through the chest of a person with his fingertips, killing a chimera B.O.W. with just one kick, sending someone flying with a single backhand swipe, punching an adult human with enough force to shatter a stone door behind them, punching a metal wall inside an airplane hard enough to leave a noticeable dent afterwards and even punching through the same wall later on, and punching through a solid sheet steel missile.

Chris survives battle after battle with Wesker, yet:

Glenn Arias
>an arms dealer with kung fu and gun fu

Gets shitcanned numerous times by this guy?

What happened Chris? What happened?

>>381336915
>>381336497
Now this is just a shameless John Wick ripoff

>>381334108
>consolefags trying to aim on a controller
>alternatively "consoleefags trying to play a FPS"

thanks for the filename idea.

>>381334108
It was really fucking stupid (like this scene or Leon hiding behind a wooden table while some giant showers him from fucking minigun) but oh well it's a RE. Rebecca was 10/10 though.

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>>381347387
He's old, nigga. Give him a break.

It looks great in a horribly bad kind of way.

Thanks for the recommendation /v/

>>381347518
This takes place 7 years or so after RE5, Chris didn't go senior citizen yet, he is only getting to 50.

>>381334236
I think it's cool

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>>381334108
This is some of the dumbest shit I've seen in my entire life and I watch a lot of retarded anime.

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>>381342953

ask if she wants to steal my virginity too

>>381340375
Overpenetration with a Railgun. A 50cal would have done the same damage at the creature.

>>381347518

Even if he's getting old, think of the relative difference dude.

Chris at his prime took on someone who was a near invincible monster mastermind. He's only a few years older, yet now he can barely take on another above average human being?

He might as well just retire in 5 years or he won't even be able to take on a child at the rate he's falling.

>>381336915
>look at me Im the JW noaw!

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>>381347387
Never count Chris out.

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>>381334108
Torrent link please anybody?

>>381348220
>A 50cal would have done the same damage at the creature.

but it wouldn't be as fun

>>381346838
>37 years old virgin

>>381348560
Dunno. Make the grill wear a revealing outfit while firing the a 50cal machine while showing jiggles would have been more fun.

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>>381348585
You called?

>>381348449
Just stream it, I use gomovies.to

>>381339679
>it's ok when keanu does it!

>>381336156
The last CG movie wasn't this absurd. What happened?

>>381348262
think its one of those 'been out of the game and is now weak' tropes. but i wasn't paying attention to the story, he might had still been fighting the whole time

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>>381349194
They wanted to go all out.

>>381349194
>the last half hour of damnation wasn't ridiculous
leon was doing hella cool shit, surviving and doing things he really shouldn't be

>gets completely gut punched by a maxed out tyrant, sent flying dozens of feet into a goddamn stone pillar
>gets up and quips "Really shouldn'tve done that.."

>>381341180

>head didn't explode on impact

I am disappoint.

>>381334505
CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK!

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>>381335121
>>381334108

please tell me these gifs are satire

>>381335121
They should apply to be Storm Troopers.

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>>381336156

literally loled twice at this

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>>381335121
>Chris fires 20 fucking bullets before needing to reload
what pistol is that?

>>381349194
it was absurd, this one just cranked up the absurd levels to the max.

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Wasn't this series supposed to be about zombies?

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>>381338765

>shoot it 10 times
>doesn't phase it
>kick it in the head
>it reels back

>>381337386
so why the fuck is no one reacting to them shooting each other?

>>381349194
they dialed it up to 11

>>381346838
She looks like a teenage boy.

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>>381349026
Thank you anon

>>381349921
No, it was supposed to be about infected.

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>>381342351
Why is this underated

>>381334108
>bottomless clips and infinite ammo
>trying to make both characters look 'badass' but they just look like fucking retards who have never handled a firearm in their lives

This is what happens when retards copy shitty American degeneracy.

>>381334108
Why didn't he just smash his shit in like he did when he punched that boulder?

>>381335121
I've never seen anything like this that can look so fucking stupid and yet me make laugh so hard

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>>381334108
Alright, what order do I need to watch the movies in ?

>>381348443
>SPLAT!
Ha

>>381349128
No, what i'm trying to say is that it's OK when it's INTENTIONALLY dumb.

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>>381350409
>degeneracy

>>381349921
It's about biohazards that sometimes creates zombies and other monsters.

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>>381349921
Not anymore

>>381350431
capcom downgraded his muscles after RE5

>>381350465
Degeneration > Damnation > Vendetta

>>381349968
Piercing vs. Blunt damage, it's important
>When your Ranger brings regular arrows to the skeleton dungeon.

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>>381350409
>clips

>>381350520
Hang on... I just thought, if they get cured at the end what happens to the people who turned with chunks missing out of them or people who have eaten others... Imagine coming back as a person knowing you've eaten your sister or something.

that imo makes this ending completely fucked up.

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>>381336156
Holy shit

>>381350520
so does this make Leon and Chris mass murderers?

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>>381336156
holy shit

>>381350656
Thanks anon, I need to get to it

>>381350701
Or any of the people that Leon shot. He killed like 20 people.

>>381348041

You and people like you are the reason Resident Evil in general went to shit. Fuck you.

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>>381348443
>opens a parachute at the end
where was he hiding it?

>>381339707
This is some MoS tier collateral damage.

>>381334108
Wait this is real????????????
I thought it was a fucking joke funny webm not FUCKING REAL ARE YOU JOKING ME?

>Tfw Over the years Leon became a depressed alcoholic
>He'll never have his waifu
>He doesn't even remember the events of RE4 and calling people small time
>He'll never have a peaceful life
Being Leon truly is suffering

>>381344873
I enjoy the dumb action, sure, I just think it's not the right style/tone for Resident Evil.

>>381339707
Did Zack Snyder made this?

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Leave Resident Evil to me

>>381350884
That was a blood splatter, not a parachute you tumblfuck

>>381341045
THREE 6 NINE

DAMN SHE FINE HOPE SHE CAN SOCK TO ME ONE TIME GET LOW

>>381350884
What? You mean the splat as he hits the floor with his guts and blood spewing everywhere?

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post yfw you enjoy both classic and modern RE games

>>381351057
>resident in the shell

>>381340571
>>381340571
senpai it's night time, only like a dozen janitors and security guards died if the city wasn't evacuated already

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>>381350884
>Parachute
I know you're just pretending to be retarded but here's a (you) anyway. Don't spend it all in one place kiddo.

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>>381351057
What the fuck

>>381338968
No. Ada doesn't put out so he's got superhuman powers because of that.

>>381348585
>Rebecca
>Claire

All these christmas cakes and milfs hnnnnggg

>>381335121
>real people put actual effort and money into making this
>someone in charge said, "yeah that's perfect good job"

>>381351057
fuck you thats actually cool
>predictive eye that tracks threats within a room and its proximity to you, then plays a goddamn video on what to do to counter

i want that eye

>>381351057
>cyberneticdomesticabuse.webm

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>>381351169
They haven't made a mainline Resident Evil game I didn't like. At least not yet.

>>381351057
thats the coolest role ive seen jorah cuckmont in

Post more Rebecca. Any nudes?

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>>381351057
post the final battle

>>381337764
it pretty much is

they spend the entire movie pissed off at eachother

>>381339707
>Minimal damage to the target
>complete destruction behind it

Methinks that is not the right weapon for the job.

>>381335121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>381351238
Security Guards have rights too, every game and movie acts like it's okay because they're "enemy combatants". When actually they're just regular people that aren't even supposed to do anything other than observe and report.