ZEUS WHERE'S MY biological son?
Zeus is dead bro
>gods
>biological
>>381333098
Why does having a beard make you effeminate now? Last decade it was the opposite, is it that "nu-male" shit you guys keep spouting?
t.blackbeardlet
>>381333262
More or less.
Having a beard doesn't make you a nu-male, but all nu-males have a beard. Ultimately it's all about presentation and how they carry themselves.
>>381333507
Nu males dont have muscles.
Soulpatches are douchey unless thetre stubble.
RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS APE ESCAPE 4 !!!!!!!
>>381333507
you are only allowed to have 1 of the traits.
if youre balding you arent allowed to have glasses or a beard etc.
>>381333262
Because every noodley-armed cuck has one, as do baby-faced "nordics."
>>381334470
My vision is terrible so i need prescription glasses to actually see, can't grow a beard though so I'm good.
>mfw I just realised that Teal'c is the voice and the Mocap for Kratos
IT'S A SCRIPT
NOT A "VIDEOGAME SCRIPT"
YOU GOT THAT, SON?
>>381334470
That's retarded, balding and needing glasses aren't exactly voluntary fashion statements.