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No Fap and e-sports

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>Professional Mental Athlete has been struggling with health and mental problems for 2.5 years now
>low testosterone, severe lack of concentration, severe depression and general lack of interest to do anything at all
>tries dozens of therapies and swallows hundreds of pills the (((doctors))) subscribed him to take
>nothing works
>extreme side effects like heart racing
>he's been on No-Fap for 5 weeks now
>Already a completely different person
>in just 5 weeks he accomplished more than the 2.5 years of therapy
Well that's interesting to say the least.
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>>381331810
in my experience:

pros: can talk to people easier, confidence even if you say a bunch of retarded shit

cons: cant remember shit easily, aloof, no focus on vidya
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>>381331810
source?
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>>381332000
Nice trips.
From my experience yeah, i have to agree. But you generally have more drive to do stuff. You're never bored to put it sinple.
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>>381331810
Im doing the same.
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>>381332047
Search for PPMD health problems after apex 2015
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>>381332047
http://www.espn.com/esports/story/_/id/14806799/the-battle-kevin-ppmd-nanney

About the no fap thing, it's his latest interview that came out yesterday.
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>no fap for month
>start fapping
>came like never before
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>>381331810
Only reason to do nofap:
>>381332717

Otherwise it's just that you do something else instead of fapping. It's not rocket science
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>falling for the hand jew
shiggydiggy
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I've never fapped before what does it feel like?
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>>381331810
But it's so difficult
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>Not fapping at least twice before making any important decision

have fun getting cucked in any way possible
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no fap is definitely not a meme
>be khv loser
>usually fap once a day
>go on holiday for 2 weeks
>never have a chance to fap because I'm in a single room apartment with 2 other guys
>getting absolutely raging erections at night that I can do nothing about
>test levels go through the roof
>approach a girl for the first time in a club and pull her
>get back home 2 weeks later having never fapped once
>continue to avoid the self pleasure jew
>now basically a fully fledged normie with gf
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why is no fap a thing? fuck, i jack off before going on a date with a hot chick so I last longer
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>>381332000
That's funny, it's the opposite for me. Doing it right before work calms me down so I can communicate more naturally with attractive co-workers.
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Stop masturbating.
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>Stop fapping for 3 days
>Suddenly energetic, creative and productive
>Get up early in the morning
>Go on walks
>Clean the house
>Write stuff
>Enjoy vidya
>Feel nice and tired towards the evening
Honestly, it does wonders. Try it out. You really have nothing to lose.
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if i don't fap it's like a become an absolute sexual deviant that is thinking of women 24/7 that cannot rest until i inplant my seed
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>>381335943
start planting then
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>>381335943
This. You just gotta power through those first days, anon.
Or, if you're a truly hardcore fuck, you'll masturbate and edge for a some 30 minutes each day. I did it for like a week until my balls started hurting and I finally came. In all honesty, one of the best orgasms since I was 11.
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>>381332561
surely you don't mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJfZvc3Smhc

nowhere in this does he mention no fap
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>>381335904

except for a nut
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>>381334097
not worth it
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>>381336142
what the fuck you doin touching yo peners at 11, hnn?
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>>381336352
That's the thing. If your nofap doesn't help you in day to day, then you just go back to fapping, but then your first post-nofap nut is extra powerful.

It's like a refund.
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>>381335943
That's because you've conditioned your mind to see women as objects of pleasure more or less

Gradually that'll disappear
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>try no fap 3 times
>balls hurt like fuck after a week
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>>381336501
Masturbating. What the hell do you think?
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>Fap at 3am
>Wake up horny again
How am I supposed to last days or even weeks when I can barely last half a day
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>>381336501
I discovered masturbation when I was like 6, dude
I didn't use my hand, I would lie down and put pressure on my dick using the ground
It also had the benefit of being pretty surreptitious, I could do it in public and no one was the wiser
I remember doing it on the floor of my private school while looking at the dictionary entry for "pregnant"
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>>381336501
>he didnt start masturbating at 11
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>>381336740
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>>381336740
>I remember doing it on the floor of my private school while looking at the dictionary entry for "pregnant"
What the hell, man? Were you molested as a kid or something? That's not normal.
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>>381336567
No-Fap includes edging you dumb nig
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>falling for the no fap meme
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>>381336857
I edged like every night dude, I became semi-addicted to porn too saving a ton of it.
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>>381336847
you may be autistic
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>>381331810

The more important thing is get enough sleep and have some basic exercise routine, even if it's not high intensity

Chances are you're fapping right before bed and the time wasted fapping, cleaning up and showering late is making you sleep later than you should
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>>381336847
No but my parents gave me a sex ed book when I was pretty young
I didn't really realize masturbation was anything sexual, I just knew that if I pressured my dick for a while I'd get this wave of pleasure, how was I supposed to know what I was doing at 6?
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>>381331810
real questions tho

does ricki have a dicki
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>>381336740
>masturbation at age 6
What in the fuck, that's some serial killer shit right there
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>>381334365
>no fap is definitely not a meme
It's certainly not consistent.
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http://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/health/20170315/study-men-should-ejaculate-least-21-times-month-reduce-prostate-cancer-risk

Enjoy your cancer fags.
>not getting a qt gf that you creampie all the time instead of fapping
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>>381337020
What about in the morning after you wake up?
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If you haven't tried it you need to go for it. You can rationalize away all day how its "perfectly natural" and "animals do it" and "muh prostate cancer" and all this but really your just a fucking coward tipping your fedora to avoid doing anything that might challenge.

Nofap is great.

I did a hard relapse yesterday. I cracked under the pressure. Family going to shit, four 12 hour shifts in a row, air conditioner shit out, so I blew all my fucking fun money on that. I needed to take a vacation mentally. I made a decision and now I'm suffering, and I am in no position to deal with the stress.

Day 1.
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>>381336558
>you've conditioned your mind to see women as objects of pleasure

... but they are
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>>381337028
On the flip side of this guys story, my first time cumming was to a girl giving me a handjob at 15. It took 1 hour straight of pumping it.

I had a problem with phimosis (still do). I was a beta pussy the whole time tho, how does no-fap work before your first fap.
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I think fapping once a week is fine. The thing that really fucks someone up is porn. Our brains arent evolve to consume something like that. It's basically a visual drug.
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>>381335904
>don't jerk it for 3 days
>erotic dreams after the first 2
>cum in my sleep after the 3rd night
Fuck that shit, jerking it at least twice a week is basically just to ensure proper hygiene and that I don't soil myself at night like a confused preteen.
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>>381337149
No harm in trying.
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>>381337243
>http://jamaica-gleaner.com
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>>381332717
>get gf
>taking things slow
>dry hump for a few hours over the course of 3 days
>no fapping in between
>fap the next day
>cum at least 6 ounces
Jesus christ
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>>381337302
Are you 18? I'm not trying to be insulting, but at that age I was the same way, wet dreams whenever I couldn't fap.
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No-fap might help a bit with confidence/motivation/whatever you hope it will, but it's really not worth holding off for much more than a week. I made it a month and a half and all it got me was a ruined pair of underpants. Side note: It's surreal as shit to have a slightly saucy dream and then immediately wake up to the realization that you are currently having an orgasm
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How do you fucks have so much libido
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>>381337373
>thread about masturbating
>some fruit talking about his gf
>doesn't even fuck her
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>>381331810
retard
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>Jerk off using death grip since age 10
>Every day at the very least
>Fast forward 15 years
>I finally, somehow, get a gf
>Time for sex
>Can't cum no matter what
>Barely any sensation through the condom
>Just makes me tired
>Lose boner
>She thinks there's something wrong with her
That's cool. Don't be like me, anons. Stop jerking off before it's too late.
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>>381337278
>women
>touching phimosis dicks that are full of smegma

lol stop lying
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>TFW you fap 3-5 times per day

Help me.
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>>381337581
You deserve it normo.
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No fap is good but if you do it for too long it might make you go mad
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>>381337552
>being low test
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>>381337610
Its not that super tight kind, it's the "false phimosis" one where you can still get in and clean it up.
Unless you want to make this some sort of uncut/cut bullshit argument, I live in a civilized country where we don't chop off parts of the dick for our Jewish overlords.
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>>381337552
I had virtually none in high school, then around age 21 I got perpetually horny, still am. I'm a pretty late bloomer.
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>>381336142
>Tfw edged so hard my balls felt like they exploded and hurt for hours after
Was the best orgasm I ever had tho
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>>381337650
>tfw 6 or a 6 hour edge session
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>>381336558
i see some of them as sex objects, most of them are obnoxious self righteous people i dont relate with so i avoid them
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>tfw hair is falling out from years of beating off 5+ times a day
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>>381337581
>thinks there's something wrong with her
There probably is, but that condom doesn't help, I'm sure.
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Have you ever cum so hard that it actually hurt a bit?
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>>381331810
why are people trying to push this dead meme again?
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>>381337924
>tfw was beating off 5x a day and hair is perfectly fine
Genetics
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>>381337924
No, that's just your cuck genes
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>people are rediscovering that abstaining from masturbation is the best way to live

Reminder that /pol/ was right again
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>>381331810
Eh. I think I went for a two-week no-fap once, I can't really say I felt any particular change. I was motivated, but I'd already been fairly motivated for some time before that.

>>381337941
Many times
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>>381337924
If NoFap makes your test levels rise then it should actually make your hair fall out more, so.
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>>381337941
>need my morning fap as soon as I wake up
>put some raunchy degenerate shit on the phone in the bathroom
>as soon as I reach climax my neck starts hurting like a motherfucker
>spend the next 5 minutes massaging my neck and wishing I didn't masturbate
Happened at least 5 times in my whole life
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It's placebo effect
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>>381337610
Fuck off jew
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How come people in relationships don't advocate abstinence on this level? Or does the latest broscience say one form of ejaculation is physiologically different to another?
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>>381337302
>>381337445
not that guy, but i stopped fapping for a week (not on purpose, just got busy) and for the first time since i was a teenager i had a wet dream a couple nights ago. i'm 31.
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It shouldn't be called nofap, but noPORN
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>>381337941
A few. Usually when I edged too much and ended up with minor blue balls like 1-2 minutes before cumming. Huge, powerful cumshots that still feel good, but man did my balls hurt for a good 3-5 minutes after.
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>be kid
>have no idea that masturbation is a thing
>friends in middle school lunch always talking about how they use their hand to pretend it's a vagina
>think there's no way that works, how fucking stupid does he think we are
>still constantly looked at porn though and just sat there with a boner
>one day say fuck it I need to pretend to have sex
>grab my dick 20 seconds later cum shoots straight into the air about 3-4 feet
>mfw
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No fap is just placebo
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>>381337581
You're wearing a condom anon. Just wait til you do it raw. You won't be able to fap anymore.
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>>381331810

BUT I THOUGHT FAPPING HELPS RELIEVE STRESS??? WHAT IS TRUTH
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>>381337941
Yes, it hurt a lot.
After nofap
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>>381337273
> no frap is great
> has a mental breakdown
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>try nofap because fuck it
>first 5 days go by fine ignoring erections at night
>day 6
>constantly thinking about porn and jacking off
>work doesn't help
>neither does playing my favorite vidya
>jack off
>feel like a hundred bucks
One thing nofap did help me with is that i didn't jack it to degenerate shit, just some vanilla porn.
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>>381338259
How is it not common sense that sexual orgasms are psychologically healthier than masturbatory ones?
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>Professional Mental Athlete

You have got to be fucking kidding me.
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this read reminded me that when i was a child, about 5 or 6, i had this little white thing in between the head and shaft of my pecker. probably about the size of a grain of rice if you were to cut it in half.

I remember pulling it out, and it kinda stung when I did. when it was out, I saw that there was a hole inside my weewee from where it had been removed. happened again like a few years later when I was 7 or 8, though it didn't hurt that time. never again since.

what the fuck was that, anons? the hole was reasonably deep, probably a bit bigger than whatever the thing itself was.
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>>381338440
I'm the opposite. When I haven't jerked off in a while, only a few days is enough, I go look for the most depraved shit.
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>>381338259
Its placebo effect. Single guys have spare time, which leads to time wasting activities like fapping. Remove that and people get into doing other stuff to fill the gaps that take their mind off fapping, thus feeling motivated. I honestly have no idea where the confidence boost people claim comes from.
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>>381338384
It does its just like anything in life being done way to often since people have no control.Space out your faps instead of 3+ a day making you feel tired all the time.
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>>381337445
Fuck no, I'm 27 and this started happening since I was 13 or 14.
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>>381338458
Please inform me on how my dick can tell the difference
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>>381338440
>One thing nofap did help me with is that i didn't jack it to degenerate shit, just some vanilla porn.
This. During periods where I fap roughly once every 12-18 hours I end up looking at more and more futa stuff, eventually getting into hyper stuff.

If I back off a bit I can get off to just big butts and passionate sex.
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>>381338518
Did you ever stick your dick in an animal carcass, anon? Because that sounds like some parasite.
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>>381331810

>Some guy named DOCTOR PEEPEE has mental problems

No shit?
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>>381338601
>your dick is your brain
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>>381338440
That's about the only thing that changes for me. I don't feel better if I don't fap, I just start craving it to the point of not even caring what I look at.

Although the times when I do it 3 times a day for multiple days in a row probably isn't healthy. I'm always paranoid of getting ball cancer or something.
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>>381337445
>>381337302
Wet dreams are natural and healthy, they don't count to your nofap record. I know how you feel though since I usually get it after two or so weeks, 3 days if no 4chan.
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>tfw dragon dick
>even if I do meet someone they'll never want to touch my dick
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So, if I stop masturbating 8 to 12 times a day, I'm gonna get better at vidya and social skills?
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>>381338667
He lost a bet and never went back on his word.

"PPMD" is a pretty neat way to abbreviate it without actually changing it honestly.
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>>381331810
I honestly never see the changes.
Sometimes I go months without fapping, because I don't feel like it, and then on others I'm horny all the time and I fap to keep me sane.

Sometimes I wonder if all the benefits are just due to people being accomplished they are succeeding in their goal, like the improved self-confidence for example. Being successful will make you more confident, generally.
But Still, it is a good idea to fap less.
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>>381338734
>Dragon dick
Please, elaborate.
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>>381338646
i was 6 and no. it wasn't a living thing by any means. the comparison to a grain of rice is super fitting now that I think about it, as that's what it looked like. maybe a bit more rubbery though.

also, the hole healed pretty quickly from what I can remember.
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>>381338542
That's interesting, when i tried that nofap i wasn't even thinking about my fetishes I was just thinking 'anything's fine, just let me jack off'
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>Be 25
>Have a wank 3-4 times every day
>Most I've done is 10 times in one day
>Been able to have another go right after finishing

If I don't rub one out every so often, I get way too distracted. Really affects my work
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>>381338740
>8 to 12 times

I literally don't believe you unless you have some very abnormal hair trigger.
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Someone write an essay relating this topic to video games
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>>381337273
This is the issue with the whole NoFap meme. Maybe your life is shitty because of work and stress, not because you jerk your dick a couple times a day.
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>haha goys fapping is bad for you even though it just decreases your chance of prostate cancer and inflammation

>you just need to stop though for the mental effects of being a totally desperate psychotic cuck whos willing to settle down with a single mom and end up stuck with the legal responsibility to raise her son, just to get laid
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>>381338801
Google ''Hirsuties coronae glandis''. It's pretty minor, but more noticeable when erect.
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>>381338832
It was a cyst. I got one on my shoulder less than a year ago. It had a white, kinda rubbery/hard core to it when I removed it and left a hole in my skin about the size of a grain of rice. Healed up after a couple of days though.
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>>381331810

>enter tournament as "Dr. PEEPEE" as a joke

>win become famous

>now more people know you as PEEPEE DOC than by any other name

>rebrand to PPMD but the truth is well documented online forever

No wonder he's depressed
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>>381338518
>tfw maggot eating your little kid dick
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>>381338383
Not anon but I have the exact. same. fucking. problem.

It's bad
Quit now
PLEASE
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>>381338518
probably a calcium deposit
i get them on my dick and eyelids too, happens because the skin is thinner than normal
although they usually hurt like a bitch to remove
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I haven't fapped in 11 years. Why am i not happy.
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>>381331810
Fake news, sage and report.
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>>381338963
Can't you remove them with some treatment?
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>>381339014
Fapping makes you less happy
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>>381338959
Excessive masturbation IS bad for you. I'm talking up to 4 or 5 times a week.
Dopamine is kind of like a drug and you do get desensitized to it, meaning you'll have to increase the dose. You do this by masturbating more often, longer sessions and to more degenerate porn.
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>>381339130
I shouldn't understand this as well as I do.
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>professional mental athlete
>mental athlete
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>>381338963
That's not that bad, wiki says 1/4 of men have it.
I have the opposite of premature ejaculation, how do you think I feel?
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>>381338963
I'm actually jealous but I'm also a degenerate
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>>381338384
I go for fapping a total of 3 times out of a week spaced out intermittenly of how excited I am for newly discovered porn
>Jerk it one night to amazing doujin
>Find a new one even better, hitting some depraved fetish
>Find an even better one
>Find one with your secret fetish
There so much porn I want to jerk it to, and not enough time.
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>>381339104
Yeah, you can. But, I'm really weary of having a laser pointing against my cock and I'm really afraid something will go wrong and I'll end up scared for life.
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>>381331810

does fapping without ejaculation count?
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>>381338976
how the fuck did i get a cyst in my weiner as a lad? twice?! sounds about right tho
>>381338994
just googled that and nearly puked my guts out. christ almighty. I'm pretty positive it wasn't that.
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>>381339117
jesus i'd probably have killed myself then, good thing
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>>381337281
Ted Bundy said in an interview that every serial killer he spoke with in prison, and he himself, were all addicted to hardcore pornography.
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>>381339235
No, edging is fine. But isn't edging like torture during no fap?
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if you have to resort to celibacy to raise your test levels, you have something fucky going on with your hormones anon.
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>>381338716
Yeah I know it's normal, my point is basically that no-fap is a bad idea for me, I find it disgusting as fuck to soil myself and my bed every 3 nights or something. I'd rather jerk it every few days or whenever I feel like it instead of cumming in my sleep.
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>>381331810
>try to do no-fap
>horniness and urge to fap just increases as the days go on
>after 1 week of no-fap I couldn't focus on anything, restless as shit and just wanted to fap
Goddamn meme, never again
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>>381339138
>I'm talking up to 4 or 5 times a week.

a study just found thats about exactly the rate thats healthiest for your prostate, you psychotic cuck fucktard

>Dopamine is kind of like a drug and you do get desensitized to it, meaning you'll have to increase the dose.

Everything pleasurable you do releases dopamine

Shit posting on 4chan can release more dopamine, which is why its easy for me to get distracted and start shitposting instead of fapping midway

Fuckin retard
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>>381339235
>fapping without ejaculation
What the fuck, why?
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>decide to give nofap a try
>can't even last 24 hours
>decide to give nofap another try
>can't even last 24 hours
>decide to give nofap one more try
>can't even last 24 hours

How do you people do it? Do I have an abnormal sex drive, because to me it really feels like fapping isn't optional. Like, if I don't do it at least once a day, I'm going to explode, or rape my neighbour or any combination of the two.
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>>381338959
>fapping is bad for you even though it just decreases your chance of prostate cancer and inflammation
That's why you're actually supposed to fuck women anon
>whos willing to settle down with a single mom and end up stuck with the legal responsibility to raise her son, just to get laid
NoFap has the opposite effect on me. It raises my standards because you stop being nervous around women
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nofap is a placebo effect.
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>>381338756
nofap doesn't do shit for you if you do nothing and you're a shut-in (i.e: rarely go outside or anywhere but home, always playing games or on the computer, or watching shit)
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>>381337941
Yes.
I often cum hard enough that I can feel the impact of the cum projectile through the toilet paper.
I wonder if my cumshot would be able to pierce one or two layers of toilet paper.
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>>381339459
>years of fapping 10 times a week minimum changes your body to be accustomed to it

you did this to yourself, anon.
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>>381339253
Cysts form under the skin and the fact that it happened twice definitely makes it sound like it is one. It's like really deep acne that becomes condensed.
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>>381339459
My best is 9 months.
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>>381338074
>thinking /pol/ came up with NoFap
get out
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>>381339459
maybe you should stop looking at cute anime girls
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>>381337278
That girl was a trooper, Jesus Christ, pumping for a fucking hour?
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>>381339469
I have a question for the weirdo who doesn't think it's a placebo effect, I understand every other benefit of nofap except the confidence. Where does this imaginary boost in confidence come from?
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Reminder that No-Fap is Female propaganda to try and get more males willing to work harder for them again. That by conditioning males to feel they require a woman to ejaculate is important
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>>381337581
>condom
Condoms are the fucking worst, you can't feel anything through them
I've use a condom precisely once
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>Have exceptionally lewd dream
>Can feel myself getting close to cumming in dream
>Wake up just before it happens
Fucking hate this shit. It's happened like 5 times so far. Really rare, but feels so good right before I get blue balled by reality.
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>>381339546
do they usually hurt? i distinctly remember it stinging like a bitch when i pulled it out, but i kinda always figured it was cause the skin within the whole was raw/sensitive, kinda like the inside of your dickhole would be.
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>>381339548
My best is a month and a half
Even had to use my imagination.
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>>381338868
I'm just a horn ball. But to be fair, that's usually when I have days off work. On days I work, it's usually only 4-8 times in a 10 hour period. I've only been up 5 hours so far and have done it 3 times today. I also have like zero recovery time, which is good and bad. I will say though, if I hold off for a bit, I'll cum buckets, but by the end of the day if I'm still going at it, I'll barely fill a thimble.

At least I work and do adult things now, when I was like, 13-15 I did it constantly when not in school. Like, I'd put a blanket over me in the back seat and jerk it on the way home from some grocery trip or this one time my parents and their 6 friends rented out a beach house that had a home movie theater and all the families were staying there. We were watching a movie one night, like some generic action movie, and I jerked in the middle of like 16 people under a blanket.
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>>381338734
Hey man, people pay hundreds for dragon dildos.
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>>381339586
She was a good girl, I think she found it a challenge to be the first reason I cum.
Sex with me is basically just me pumping forever, then swapping and a girl blowing me for a really long time. Both only really end when the other gives up. I need to fix this fucking thing.
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>>381339603
I'm not a scientist but it could be form having raise testosterone levels
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>>381339487
Well, even stranger then, because I generally go outside every day. I take walks with my dogs on weekdays and on weekends I go to an illustration course.
I also go to university.
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>>381332000
I can agree with this. When I did basic training in the army I did fap for the entire time in. I genuinely noticed I was motivated as fuck. I'll never forget that first fap though after the hiatus. Like a geyser exploding.
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>>381339786
Hang in there anon, I'm sure modern science has an answer
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>>381339734
i have never had a wet/erotic dream outside of this one time where i dreamed i was eating out this hot coworker but when i asked her to return the favor she got mad and left. felt real.

so i got blue balled within the dream itself.
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>>381339826
If not ejaculating lowers testosterone, does that mean Chad has less testosterone then a nerd on nofap because he's getting laid every night?
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>>381339786
Seriously anon why the fuck haven't you gotten it fixed. It might not even need surgery, just stretching and topical drugs.
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>>381339734
Right with you brother.
>Maid dream
>Teacher dream
>Mom dream
It gets annoying, but for the one second of consciousness, it's amazing
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>>381337373

>dry hump for a few hours

i know this might seem weird now, but by mentioning dry humping/hand jobs, you are basically admitting you are in high school

or dating a religious idiot who you should try to pump and dump asap anyway
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>>381339923
I had a dream of my older sister facesitting me and without even touching my dick in-dream I woke up with jizz in my boxers. It was surreal, man. Never happened again.
The thing is, I had jacked off that night, so I have no idea what happened.
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How do I nofap with this shit that I will never delete saving it for you, anon
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>>381339696
There's nothing worse than when she wants to blow you but does it with the condom on. What the fuck is the point?
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>>381339735
Yeah, you usually have an open flesh wound so it definitely hurts as I know it hurt when I removed the one on my shoulder.
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>fap to degenerate shit for years twice a day at least
>mfw I can't remember the last time I had morning wood
>spontaneous boners are a thing of the past
>mfw can't sustain a boner if I just look 5 seconds away from the screen or stop stroking my dick

What's the point of anything now that I broke my dick
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>>381336857
Your balls start to hurt once you start edging without finishing though.
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>>381339923
Literally every time my dreams start to get sexual, I either wake up or get cock blocked. Last night I dreamt I was about to get a blowjob from two black women, and then in my fucking dream my girlfriend catches me. I don't even have a girlfriend. What the fuck brain.
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>>381338734
Are you shitting me, /d/ girls will love you.
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>>381340007
>>381339891
Problem was getting a steady gf who put up with it. Before that it was hard to admit it was really a problem in my daily life. That said, I'm creaming and stretching using ear gauges. It's slow but I hope to see progress over a few month. I really don't want to get late adult circumcision.
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You're masturbating too often.
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The placebo is one hell of a drug...
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>>381340000
nice quads
I think you meant to say raises testosterone, not lowers.
Assuming that's what you meant, I would guess it still depends on natural testosterone levels.
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>>381340136
Sorta related but my dreams are just straight retarded. I either dream about something completely trivial or something just plain dumb. I have never have an interesting whacky dream, let alone one that could be told to someone else in story form.

I guess my brain is an idiot.
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>>381340110
Same situation
I have a gf that I live with and we haven't fucked in a year and a half because I just have no interest
Part of that is the anti-depressants but also sex is just such a process, with all that foreplay and whatnot
Plus she's really tight and I'm kind of big so getting it in takes like 5 minutes, a lot of lube, and her crying a lot
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>>381340186
The surgical correction is massively less drastic than infant circumcision, since the purpose is to make sex enjoyable rather than ruin it.
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>>381340110

>this guy and other guys complaining about porn ruining your dick

>not realizing that if you just stopped fapping for literally 2 days you would notice a difference and if you went even 3 days without looking at porn you would see a huge difference


it doesnt take like years of recorrective surgery and shit to fix this bullshit, just play ACTUAL VIDYA instead of fapping for ONE WEEK and see how fucking different you feel. its crazy
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Tripple threat the goys weren't meant to know.

1 ---- Exercise
I don't care what exercise you do but do it, work up a sweat. Running is excellent.
2 ---- Eat Better
I'm not saying go full health nut but add more foods "closer to the source" if you will and take out the mac and cheese.
3 ---- Meditate
Your brain pretty much runs on Windows 98 you gotta defragment that shit.
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>>381340110
It's not broken it just needs a break
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>>381339560
>thinking /pol/ came up with NoFap
They didn't come up with the term NoFap but they've been pushing sexual self control and no masturbation since day one.

>>381339603
It's not a placebo effect. Testosterone is just a hell of a drug. It makes you stop sweating the small stuff.
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>>381340306
>havnt fucked in a year and a half

Your gf is fucking another guy sorry man
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>>381340414
>meditate
How the fuck do you even begin to fucking meditate? Thats an even bigger meme than nofap.
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>>381340186
I feel you, anon. I can't cum from sex or blowjobs(unless she sucks like a fucking vacuum cleaner while bobbing her head at lightspeed) and only get to make her orgasm, which makes her tired enough to fall asleep, leaving me unsatisfied. I usually end up just jerking off myself, but the times where she does try her hand(heh) at it, she struggles to keep the pace up.
Can't really blame her though. Going an entire life with a dick and jacking it every single day makes you get pretty good at it. I can fap at mach 1 for hours on end, but a woman without experience will get tired within a minute or two.
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>>381340296
90% of my dreams are completely nonsensical, and can't be expressed as a narrative. All the sexual ones can though.
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>>381334365
placebo, test levels only rise for the initial 7days and then return back to baseline. This has been proven in multiple studies.

So what happens is you feel better the first few days and maybe even amazing day 5-9 but after that peak of testosterone it returns to baseline. because of this effect you might think it works because you felt so energetic on day 5-9 so you think to yourself it must have an effect. voila perfect placebo effect.
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>>381340370
That's not the point of infant circumcision either.
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>>381340306
Lay off the anti-depressants, then maybe you'll kill yourself.
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>Think about doing a short term nofap because of this thread
>Refresh thread watcher
>My 2 favorite porn threads on 4chan have new posts
Not today.
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>>381340186
Do not get circumcised. There is never ever a need for it. Your glans will dry up and you'll experience less pleasure from sex, or any other stimuli.
Circumcision really is a meme. I'll say it again, there is NEVER EVER a need for it. It's a completely unnecessary procedure and should be avoided at all costs.
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>>381340079
you're a fucking hero
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>>381340640
I was pretty close a few months ago
I'd prefer not to though, I don't want to fuck up my family even more
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>>381340110
Give your dick a break man. Go a couple weeks and you'll be good. I think the full reset takes a full year and a half, but to just get things churning out back again, you need a month or so
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>>381340549
Not him, but I think it's more about self reflection than achieving some "zen" state of mind. Think about yourself, are you happy with who you are, what do you want, how do you get that, etc.
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>>381340738
Thats too bad.
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>>381338481
PPMD actually has a degree in psychiatry if I recall correctly. It certainly helped with his Melee skills, he could figure out opponents easily
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>>381339469
>That's why you're actually supposed to fuck women anon

Thats why you're actually a fucking retarded psychotic cuckold, anon

Nothing is stopping you from getting a GF without quitting fapping.

Your just pathetic enough to feel the need to put yourself into a position where your mind will do fucking anything to get laid, instead of just going for a girl without impaired judgement and low standards, or accepting your life for how it is

Dumbasses like you shouldnt be the ones breeding, too.

You're fucking pathetic and should kill yourselves before you end up raising your wifes son, retard "no fap"pers
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>>381339734
>tfw came in a dream several times
>tfw everything is clean anyway in the morning
Pretty good, but I prefer some story heavy dreams
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>>381340752
That would just make me upset, the opposite of inner peace.
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>>381336740
>I remember doing it on the floor of my private school while looking at the dictionary entry for "pregnant"
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>>381340050
We are both in our 20s and there's nothing wrong with forming an emotional relationship before physical intimacy happens
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>>381340616
http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=0
Yes, yes it is.
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>>381340879
Well if you can't think about yourself without getting upset, maybe you need to change some things about yourself? Liking who you are is pretty fucking important. A big part of that is also accepting your own flaws.
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>>381336740
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>>381331810

All he has to do was work out regularly and fap every other day instead of multiple times a day. Same result, less stupid.
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>solved his problem by addressing his addiction
Whoa, amazing.
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>>381337302
What the other guys already told you.

But fapping is not healthy, it destroys your motivation, your sex life and is very easily to get addicted to.

That docters say it's healthy is a fat lie
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>>381340879
>>381340879
but it would settle some lingering doubts and put the unconscious worries into the forefront of your mind to be dealt with. A buried hatchet can still be dug up, but a knife in the sheath will always be where you need it.
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>>381340569
Feels atleast good to know there are other guys who know my pain
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>>381332717
>>no fap for month
>>start fapping
>>came like never before

That doesn't happen to me. It makes me blow my load faster, and I end up beating it 5+ times a day for a week or two after a few weeks of no fap.
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I can't sleep unless I fap. The key is no more than once per day.
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No fap is a retarded cult and this is not video games
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>>381339296
>believing a manipulative psychopath whose known for lying
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>>381340978
>It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a away as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur
>In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement
This man was a fucking psychopath. How the hell can you do this to your own children?
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>>381341039
>your motivation, your sex life
Yes goy, engage in degenerate promiscuous behavior hehe
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Does nofap help you get rid of yellow fever? If os, I'm doing it immediatly.
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>>381341202
It is true tho, porn rots your damn brain
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Will no fap make me better at fightan games?
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>>381340981
>>381341108
I actually diet and exercise, and it makes me feel good but not for long. I've already accepted that I'll never be happy
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It's true.

You can retain your cum but once you're full your body kills the old eggs (it comes out in urine) and makes new ones

So you never really get any extra energy. Sure, cumming all the time can deplete your energy, but isn't that the point?
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>>381341326
No but being autistic will.
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guys I need serious help

been fapping so much and for so long that my fetishes have gotten super extreme. If i'm fapping to futa then it's a vanilla night. Have a loving gf but sex is difficult because I need to think of depraved shit to stay hard but I literally can't stop fapping. Am I going to have these sick fetishes forever? Or if I actually do nofap they'll go away?

Video games.
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>>381341272
i went from having a list of fetishes 10 pages long to just wanting to fuck anything with a pulse so I guess so
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>>381331810
He never said that.

PP probably jerks off to his ex's BLACKED vids every day (real thing).
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>>381341116
It's a lot more common than you think. Especially with circumcised men who suffer from severely desensitized glans.
Luckily there are fairly simple methods of regaining lost foreskin and even moisture to the glans. But, it takes quite a long time.
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>>381341209
He'd also burn off women's clits with acid. He's just trying to stop them from going to hell from masturbation and premarital sex though. It's all good.
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>>381341357
Sounds like you actually could use a nofap, and I disagree with most of the bullshit being posted about nofap in this thread.
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>>381341202
I don't necessarily believe him, and I don't think watching hardcore porn turns you into a serial killer, but it is worth looking in to. FBI says that most serial killings are done to fulfill a sexual desire. Bundy doesn't have much of a reason to lie about that once he's already in prison, unless he just wanted to fuck with people
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>>381340893
how is your gf's son?
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>>381341357
stop acting like a degenerate then your degenerate thoughts will wash away. you must persist.
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>>381341357
>my fetishes have gotten super extreme
>I fap to futa
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>>381337581
>not pulling out
>not using your god like low sensation to pound that pussy until she comes 3 times

Trust me when she clenches from extreme organism you will feel good
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>>381341342
the physical can only go so far. You have to deal with the emotional and mental to have any oneness.
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>>381341539
Haha yeah brah totally
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>>381341531
He said that futa was his equivalent of vanilla, dude.
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>>381341356
He said that at the time when conservatives were fighting the open industry. Who knows it could have been his way to pay back his lawyer.
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>>381341357
It would be more productive to see a psychologist and bring up this issue with them.
But not fapping for a while definitely seems like a sound plan.
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>>381341434
And yet women in this day and age still go after the nigger dick. Really makes you think, huh.
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>>381341539
Nope. I can make her cum two to three times, but it takes over an hour and I never really come close to cumming during that time. It's just really tiring and the friction of the sheets against my knees and elbows make them red.
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>>381341342
tried therapy? Even just talking to friends/coworkers can be therapeutic, you don't have to pay a doctor.
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>>381341357
Fap veteran here lol
You don't gain fetishes just from fapping too much.
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>>381340186
My foreskin was fairly tight at first too, it was too painful to fully pull back while I had a boner, still is tight nowadays though not to the point where I can't pull it back without pain. In my case it just stretched out naturally though it happened over years of jerking it when I was still a teen.

>>381341039
Not so sure about that. I've abstained until I soiled myself at night as I've said and I felt absolutely no difference other than obviously being more horny. Maybe it's an issue if you murder your dick 10 times a day or something, but on my "every few days" jerking schedule I felt absolutely no benefit.
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>>381341357
>futa
>super degenerate

God fuck off you fucking normalfaggots
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>>381337581
iktf anon, it took me a while to be able to cum with my first girlfriend

just fuck her a lot and nofap and eventually your sensitivity will return to normal. Explain to her you just take a very long time to reach orgasm and its not your fault, she won't believe you because she's a woman but at least it'll buy you time.

Protip: if she lets you fuck her raw and you know she's on birth control or isn't a slut with possible STDs go for it, it feels way better, I couldn't cum with a condom on for like months.
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>>381341531
> If i'm fapping to futa then it's a vanilla night.
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>>381341531
Like I said, that's a vanilla night. I'm ashamed to even type the other stuff

>>381341462
>>381341509
I agree but it's so fucking difficult
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>see OP image expecting a Melee thread
>get this
Well that's disappointing
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>>381341272
Yup, after 3months of nofapping, i went from bestiality sfm back to vanila porn
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>>381341359
Fuck it, I'll give it a try.
First I have to delete all my JAV's and cute idol webm's, shit..
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>>381341357
>futa
>super extreme

Kek. No, it will not really go away, but eventually the novelty will wear off. It will not make sex with your woman feel better though unless she goes out of her way to please you. Contrary to what you've been taught, just putting your cock into a girl you like will not magically make you feel like heaven unless you're a quickshot loser.
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if I don't fap I can't concentrate.
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>>381341531
learn to fucking read
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>>381341685
>still
It's due to the media's fetishization of blacks you dumb shit. A recent trend.
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>>381341592
>>381341701
I don't have any friends. I'm honestly more of a therapist to my coworkers, I've had many jobs and people there just vent to me, I guess being a good listener is a positive trait I have. I'm going to go take a bath now.
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>>381341734
I know it is. This is going to weird as fuck, but it's easiest to nofap when you've got a friend who can keep you to it. Since you've already got a gf you're sexually comfortable with, it may be worthwhile to ask for her help with keeping you honest.
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>>381341778
Just rar them up and lay them aside from now, don't get rid of unreplaceables.
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>>381341714
The only condoms I've been able to cum when using have been some retardedly named ''XL COBRA MASTER'' ones. It's fucking embarrassing having to buy them just because regular ass condoms are too tight and shitty.
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>>381341531
>>381341712
>>381341789
Reading comprehension on this site is fucking terrible, jesus.
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>>381341712
>>381341789
>>381341531
Fap makes you blind - Confirmed.
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>>381341706
I actually have to agree.
After giving it some thought, seems like much of my degeneracy was already present, but dormant, in my childhood.
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>>381339890
When I was in Basic, it was funny how quickly people started becoming bitchy when they couldn't fap. I had to rub one out in the middle of lights out, but shit men become like women on periods if you don't let them fap.
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>>381340604
>has effect
>wala perfect placebo effect
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>>381341789
>>381341712
holy fucking shit you guys are retarded. maybe try understanding what you read before typing out a reply
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>>381341887
>Needing a big sleeve for his cock is embarrassing

???
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>having a gf
>still jacking off to porn

ishygddt
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>>381341789
No shit, I just want to bust and go to sleep

Sex is only talked about by people who haven't gotten any

If you seriously get too much sex (and everyone does) you will never be in the mood! And when you are, they won't be (and vice versa)
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I didn't realise I was in /r9k/
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>>381341870
>I'm more of a therapist to my coworkers
even therapists need therapy. Actually, many are required to attend therapy.
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>Think more quickly
>can't stop thinking about sex
>Get agitated more easily
>constant boners
>Long for a relationship


Anyone else like this
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>>381342000
are you retarded anon

women aren't there to help you bust a nut whenever the fuck you want
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>>381341991
it has an effect for the first few days before your test drops back down to baseline. so any effect after those initial days is placebo.
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>>381341995
It is. It makes you look like a faggot who's trying to overcompensate or impress the cashier. For fuck's sake.
I just order them online instead. Fuck that entire ordeal.
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>>381337581
Or just don't grip so hard. I jack off every day and have sex 1-3 times per week and I've literally never had this problem
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>>381342000
>normalfags complaining they can't cum when fucking their gf
>having a gf thats cool with taking your tiny impotent cock for hours
Cry me a river assholes.
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>>381342036
We're trying to raise our video game skills here , guy.
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>>381342068
this, I couldn't nofap because I just want to fuck everything and spend all day thirsting on Tinder
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>>381341870
Sounds like you need a hobby, where you can be on an even level with others. Just aquantances you can relax with. I go to FNM and though I'm not that tight with anyone, it feels relieving to act like a fool with a bunch nonjudgemental people and enjoy my hobby with others. Try looking up what meet-ups for a hobby you like are local and join in on a session, like my Local McDonalds where a bunch of guys go to on Friday with their CRTs to play fighting games.
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Just lift and go on a diet, that's literally all you need to help improve yourself
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>>381336501
I'm pretty sure every guy started jerking it at around 10-13.
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>>381342079
And a person you're in a relationship with isn't?
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>>381342193
no, they're not
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>>381342079
Damn, /b/ lied to me
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>>381338734
>tfw rainbow dick
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>>381341878
Is that really committing to nofap, though? I'll just be able to unpack them and continue fapping.
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>tfw I've only had one sexual partner
>tfw still only have said sexual partner

Who /monogamy/ here?
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>>381342082
>being this self centered, insecure and afraid of being judged at the same time

What the hell am I reading? No, you're just buying them because you need them. It's common knowledge that some men are actually well hung, why do you immediately assume that people will think "that loser is trying to overcompensate" instead of "Lucky guy"? And even if they do, what's it to you what do they think?
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>>381342193
Next time you're immersed in whatever video game you play, imagine if your girlfriend came up to you and said "I need you to stop doing that and fuck me."
OK nevermind I just gave myself a boner
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>>381338383
>>381339696
>TFW I come way too quick unless I'm wearing a condom
>Could barely last in bed
>found a GF who forces me to use condoms every time

It's a good feel. I can't do nofap though cause it tanks my already bad bedroom performance.
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>>381342217
Maybe if she's a stuck up bitch
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>>381342129
Not him, I'm glad that worked out for you but going to a random-ass arcade hang out isn't a good idea. Theres already a pre-established clique thats been there years before you, if you already feel ostracized its going to be even worse.
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>>381341539
Talk to me when you regularly make your girl cum 5+ times without even coming close while bareback. It stops feeling "cool" and just feels frustrating.
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>>381339890
same. I was in the infirmary when I finally was alone long enough to go for it. Passed right out in my own private bathroom, hand on my dick.
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>fap nearly every day every week for the past year
I want to die
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>>381342282
By that logic you could just eventually re-download them too. If you can't resist the temptation dangling in front you, then you can't do it. Prove that you CAN do it.
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>>381342294
real women aren't that direct

real girls would just start annoying you to get your attention or do shit like fuck with your hair, nibble you, sit on your lap

they're like fucking cats

women are awful
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How many months of nofap was he on at Apex 2015?
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>>381342068
>constantly think about sex
>feelings of inadequacy
>get so enraged that I yell and hit punch shit all because I'm a bitter incel
This is why public shootings happen.
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>>381342079
They should be, you white knight cuckold..
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>>381341971
>>381341706
Fuck I hope not. A lot of the stuff I would be disgusted with in real life but I can't stop fapping to it. I'm guessing if I saw this stuff at 13 I would be disgusted.

>>381341684
I've thought about therapy for a long time but I keep wussing out. Maybe it's the only way.

>>381341789
As others have pointed out, futa is vanilla. I just want to say hard, fucking hell
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>>381342298
>jack off in the morning
>bang girlfriend at night
>last for ages, she comes 3 times
feelsgoodman
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>>381342362
Joke's on you, my dick's too small to my make my gf cum
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I basically don't fap anymore. It's like once every 10 days. Haven't noticed any improvements or benefits. Maybe it's not enough? Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me either way.
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>>381340827
You sound upset anon. I like how you just completely ignored the second part of my last post where I said NoFap was actually raising my standards on women because you wanted to go on your pathetic little rant. I'll make this as simple as I can:

NoFap leads to more testosterone. More testosterone leads to less anxiety. Less anxiety leads to higher standards on women because you're no longer going after basic "attainable" women.

>Thats why you're actually a fucking retarded psychotic cuckold
>cuckold
That word has truly lost all meaning. I guess preferring to have some self control makes me a cuck then
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>>381331810
>nofap
>drink cola and fruit juices
>eat shit pushed by reddit
>no exercise
>Already a completely different person
++idiot ++american ++ugly ++fat ++can't fap anymore
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>>381342424
I'm a 3 times a day fapper. I'm like 80% that my dicks shrunk because of this
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>>381342513
>t. virgin
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>>381342362
Lol

Things that never happened
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>>381342318
I know how you feel. It starts off feeling awkward, but you have to fight that feeling and walk up to random people and say, "Hey, wanna play a game" even if they look busy. You have the same hobby, don't feel ashamed. If they say yes, then play, if they say no don't let it get to you, andf just play.
Honestly my first Friday Night Magic, felt like I was in 1rst grade again being forced to talk to others, but when you get past that and start settling down it becomes less intimidating.
After a while I never made any real good friends, but I did become a local character that people would recognize me by name and ask ME to play. Just relax and be friendly, and for the love of god, don't spew memes.
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>>381342298
Your gf is a queer who needs to learn what an IUD is. I hate some women. I'd kill for a male equivalent to an IUD and yet women don't get them.

Also have you considered masturbating a couple hours before you fuck?
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>>381342645
>>drink cola and fruit juices

Why do sugary drinks help?
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>>381342282
Source plz. I love Ai Uehara but can't find that one
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>>381342291
I probably would still be with my first gf if I didn't have to move to another state.
I've already given up on finding someone like her.

>>381342524
Therapy is some good stuff mate. It can definitely help you to organize your thoughts and feelings.
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>>381342667
I'm a Muslim you cuck.
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>>381342645
Stop eating/drinking carbs and sugar, retard.
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>>381342079
t. femen
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>>381340827
>the guy who watches other men fuck women calls somebody a cuckold who does a no fap
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>>381331810
>subscribed him to take
?????
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>falling for the no fap meme
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>>381342549
Whenever I hear about guys not being able to make girls cum, I think about that episode of law and order where this Mexican kid can't get his gf to cum and then his buddies rape her in front of him one night and she climaxes like 6 times.
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So I'll be happy and my life will turn around if I stop jacking off every week?
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>>381342706
IUDs are expensive retard
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>>381341505
She's years younger than me and no kids bro

It's called being mature
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>>381342807
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>>381342869
>falling for the moeshit meme
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>>381341706
This
I've skipped maybe 100 days in the last 12 years and I still fap to still photos of nude beautiful women
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>>381342706
Yeah I typically do, and it helps. Problem is she comes from a crazy religious family that doesn't want to help her pay for birth control and we're both young poorfags.
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>>381331810
He never said he did nofap

he said in the interview with Tafo that he is doing something new because his old treatment didn't work

we dont know what it is, if its a new kind of medication or treatment he is getting or what he's doing

so this is completely wrong
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>>381341272
It didn't help me get rid of my yellow fever at all, I'm dating an asian woman now, and I'm lucky shes a huge weeb or she'd be really offended about it

"Everyone has their preferences right? Thats why I only date white guys"
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>>381342905
They cost like 600 bucks WITHOUT insurance, and a lot of insurances cover them because pregnancy is even more expensive.

How much does that gamin pc of yours cost anon?
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>>381334365
>approach a girl for the first time in a club and pull her

You could've done this regardless dummy
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who the fuck is this thread about? i thought i was on /fit/
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>>381342905
And the pill isn't?

Are you retarded?
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>>381342871
That's fucked up, man.

Reminds me of the time I made this lady squirt in front of her husband while she made fun of his tiny penis. I felt bad for the dude, but hey, free pussy.
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Thinking of doing no fap to prepare for summer outings. Is it true that it increases confidence in clubs and shit?
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Am I the only person who the less I fap the less horny I am?

If I go like three days without jerking it I just forget sex exists, but if I do it like every other day my dick gets diamonds at random.
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>>381343242

That's 100% normal. You're breaking your addiction to fapping.
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>>381343071
Implanon is better, ~2 year lifespan, injected into the arm. Even with a shitty co-pay she only had to pay like $60.

There are downsides though, cleanup afterward is a bit more messy, but is outweighed by the fact that she hardly ever has periods anymore.
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Korean players have been doing nofap and noporn since forever.
Are westerners only just figuring out about this?
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>gf actually doesn't want me to use condoms
>wants me to creampie her
>actually done it a few times
>always made sure to get a plan b pill afterwards
>know the risks
I'm not ready to be a father but the pussy game ridiculous. Help me.
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Anything beyond 2 week is impossible unless you are negated access to a pc after the first 6 days.
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>>381342428
You're right, I'll give it a try.
>>381342754
No, I'm gonna go on a nofap and so are you!
Just kidding, it's FSET-554, enjoy yourself.
>>381343061
Well, you're lucky. Enjoy yourself, anon.
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>>381331810
I have been fapping once or twice a day for exactly 10 years, now.

I'm successful in life, have a GF and high amounts of testosterone.

I actually was beta BEFORE I started fapping. Fapping everyday solved all my issues. It's good for health, helps me focus...
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>>381343446
fucking get on birth control before you end up with a kid you idiot, implanon is cheap, a child is not
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>>381343446
tell her to get on birth control
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>>381342068
Pretty consistent with my day 3/5 experience every time. At a certain point, I'm just fapping so I don't get hard in public like I'm still in fucking highschool.
Also since this is a videogame board, I really like FE Awakening, but boy is all the micromanagement of levels, items and relationships stressful.
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>>381343565
But, it's so fucking hot.
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>>381343446
>I'm not ready to be a father

Well you picked a girl who will sleep with you before marriage, so she's not fit to be a wife or mother either. Abort the situation and take some time to work on how you evaluate women.
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>>381343446
Don't trust her with pills. Tell her to get on birth control or its over. Plan b pills are so expensive and they don't always work.
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>>381343126
Some women have averse reactions to birth control hormones. My GF is one of them. Rather than pay out the ass for either of those solutions, we just use condoms. IUDs also last 3 years or so and we want to have kids soon.
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>>381342907
What's funny, weeb?
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>>381343663
Marriage is a fucking meme, people can sleep with whoever they want and it doesn't necessarily reflect on their moral fiber
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>>381343641
I wish I could smack the piss out of you from across the internet. Stop thinking with your dick, until it is the proper time to think with your dick.
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>>381337581
It's never to late. Try not to masturbate for a week and you are back to normal.
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>>381343723
You can remove IUDs anon.
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>>381343723

Shit, I thought that attitude changes due to hormones were expected.
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>>381331810
I was able to do it for a whole month once.
It was great.
Could never get any further than 2 days afterwards though
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Been having good reaults with a mild version of no-fap:

1. No more than every 3 days with a max of twice a week
2. Do not use any sort of visual stimulation (no porn, hentai, etc)

It's almost all of the good effects without much of the discomfort. Also semi regular orgasms reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
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>>381340050
Not everyone is a morally bankrupt cretin
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>>381343782
>people can sleep with whoever they want and it doesn't necessarily reflect on their moral fiber
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>>381344025
Not an argument
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>>381343782
Jesus, what a cuck you are. Enjoy having a girl who doesn't love you and will leave you and take all your shit in child support.
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Is this socalled nofap game a ps4 exclusive?
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>>381343815
Removal costs money anon. She doesn't have insurance that covers this and it doesn't make sense in our case since we've already established she's sensitive to hormones . hormone birth control isn't a solution for every couple
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>>381331810
Has he admitted hes doing no fap?
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>>381344037
Triggered degen
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>>381337941
>Fap so much your dick hurts
>Try to go to sleep since it's so late
>The pain is constantly trying to drag me out of sleep so I'm constantly in a state of half sleep

Fucked me up hard when I had to wake up at 5 am during high school
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>>381333548
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>>381344130
Not an argument
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>>381340009
You find your mom attractive? I envy you.
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>Wake up at 5:45am and start work at 7:30am
>Started to go to tennis class after work
>Tennis is 1 hour from 6pm to 7pm
>The sun is kill so wait until 8pm for it to go down
>Traffic is shit, so I usually take the bus. It takes 1 hour to get home
>Get home exhausted at 9pm~9:30pm.
>Don't have the motivation to dine well so eat something light
>By 10:30pm im already tired and go to bed
>Suddenly, I get up more easily, im not sleepy and can run more little by little
I used to fap almost every day to porn games or doujins. Now I only do it at weekends, it feels good to cum buckets.
I stopped playing videogames with my friends at night though. That sucks.
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>>381344180
I'm not arguing, degenerate
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>>381343816
Some women turn into PMS city all the time and some lose sexual interest from hormones. Just use a fucking condom and don't risk it.
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>>381344139
Literally how?
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>>381343446
>always made sure to get a plan b pill afterwards
That's $50 every time.
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>>381343786
It's always time to think with the dick, don't be boring.
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>>381339734

>have a lucid dream randomly and become aware of it
>dream ends up with me fucking my ex
>whatever, i'll take it
>it feels so fucking real, what the fuck it feels so fucking good
>start getting real close, feels fucking amazing
>pop my load in the dream, then wake up to myself midway through emptying out my load in my boxers
>better than any fap i've had of recent times
>I'm 29 years old

I thought this shit only happened to young guys and teens. Since then, I've had two more lucid dreams and nearly blew my load again in real life for both of them, but ended up getting cucked by neighbors mowing their lawns or their dogs. Fucking dreams man.
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>>381331810
No fap=meme
No porn=woke

For real though, porn fucks with your head enough to where you lose your attraction to people and you stop going for sex. It gave me ED for a while and ever since I've been off of it im better than ever.
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I always get acne breakout whenever I fap too much, shit sucks.
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You're all fucking retarded

"no-fap" does precisely one thing: it slightly lowers testosterone levels for a short period of time after about 7 days; levels then return to normal.

You do not lose testosterone when you cum. Not cumming does not magically increase testosterone production. You're just fucking your body's stress levels.
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>>381337610
nice try moshe
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>>381338963
>Google it
>One of the first results is MOSQUITOES ON DICK
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>>381339734
>barely ever remember dreams
>usually if i do they are nightmares of some sort
>those few rare non nightmares I remember are 'sex' dreams
>these dreams are always either about being forced to TF into a girl or already am one
>not sure how to feel about this
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>>381343446
>always made sure to get a plan b pill afterwards
I hope you enjoy women with fucked up endocrine systems and cancer.
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>>381337804
I did that and thought I got testicular torsion so I had to go in and get my dick checked by the doctor
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>>381339759
Mr libido?
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>>381344920
Buddy, I wish I was that thin and toned.
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>>381343446
Nigga why you getting plan B every time instead of having her get on birth control? That shit's expensive and it will fuck with her mood for days. Take her ass to a planned parenthood clinic and get an IUD. That shit just sits inside her for 5-10 years, you never gotta worry about it.

t. anon who has been nutting in a girl with an IUD for 3 years now
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>>381344557
Oh I'm sure the male body was designed to masturbate seven times a day to cartoon pornography :^)
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>>381331810
>PP stops touching his PP
Sorry for such a lame joke
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>>381344557
This idiot is somehow right, I don't know how, really, fucking impressive.
>stress level
Unless you get an alternative nofap is bad.
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>>381332000
>cons: cant remember shit easily

Wait really?
I fap about 30+ times minimum a week and I have absolutely awful memory.
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>>381343641
>Finishing inside a girl feels incredible, especially if she's been working those Kegel's and squeezes you as you're erupting inside her
>Caters to primitive male instinct of planting your seed inside your woman and making her yours
>Sometimes can be hot to watch it leak out from her pussy afterwards
But seriously mate, make her get an IUD if you plan to go bareback all the time. Plan B is for emergency use, not long-term use.
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>>381345585
>alternative
You mean E-Sport right? I feel like completely definitively not stressed at all when I'm competing.
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>>381338963
I'm a girl and I love it when guys have that stuff. It makes sex feel 10x better than it does with normal dicks. I don't know why you're beating yourself up about it. I'm sure there's plenty of other women beside myself that enjoy the feeling.
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Is this the melee thread?
>reads thread
Huh, never mind.
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>>381344341
>tried the lucid dreaming trick because 9fag
>had a dream journal
>practice my "totem"
>when i was about to sleep, get scared of dream paralysis and nightmares
Still today, i don't know if lucid dreaming is a meme or the dream paralysis nightmares are the meme.
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>>381345825
>I'm a girl and
No, fuck off. Also, if you actually knew anything, you'd also know that it really makes no discernible difference. They are so small that you wouldn't be able to feel them.
People think women can actually feel shit like differences between 6 inches and 7 inches and shit like that, but they can't. It's all just placebo. If you were to give a girl a blindtest on dildo sizes, she'd mistake a whole bunch of them for being big, when they're just differently shaped, causing it to hit the right spot.
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>>381346101
It's probably about to die anyway, so who cares?
Who's your favourite Melee player, anon? Picture related is mine.
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>>381345391
It was designed to cum in vaginas as much as possible every single day. Cumming and testosterone levels is not the problem, the problem is mental conditioning to only be aroused by porn instead of 3D women.
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>>381346337
>Cumming from sex is the same as cumming from self-pleasuring
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>>381346247
>hbox
>mango
>axe
>chu

why are there so many spics in melee
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>>381346109
Lucid dreaming is most definitely not a meme. I've experienced it several times without actually trying to induce it. In a few dreams, your mind will just "click" and realize that you are in a dream. After that it's mostly up to chance on how it will play out.

Sleep paralysis though, is definitely real. Spooky but harmless. And regardless, it can be a good memory exercise to keep a dream journal.
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>>381346337
>It was designed to cum in vaginas as much as possible every single day.

It literally takes a few days to regen all your juice though, so what are you on about

climaxing over and over is degernate, you're bathing your brain in dopamine you didnt earn, which is why chronic fappers are usually demotivated and depressed
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>>381346430
>Axe
>Spix
What? He's a mulatto.
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>>381346430
SoCal

Also you forgot luccky
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>>381346430
Axe is black though.

>>381346247
Axe is one of my favorites, hes such a great guy.
Regarding character use I love Chandys DK.
Overall favorite player is a hard one desu
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>>381346467
Remind me is sleep paralysis a thing that happens in a dream or when you CAN'T WAKE UP while being awake? The latter happened to me and this shit sucks, not to mention the times when I slept on my hand and I couldn't move it for a couple of minutes because of that.
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>>381331810
The silver bullet for the entire No Fap premise is there are men out there who are very successful and have sex with their wives and girlfriends every day and still have lots of energy and focus.

No Fap is just a boogeyman that depressed, unmotivated people look to as the source of their problems. It's what they spend all their time doing, so it must be what's causing it, right? No, it's what you use to fill the void, not what is causing the void. Although I will admit that spending hours on the internet looking at porn can create a vicious cycle of isolation.

Jerk off once, twice, or even three times a day if you like. Won't hurt you one bit. But don't sit in front of you computer and edge for a combined 3-5 hours. That's wasting your time, and yeah it's probably pretty bad for your health sitting on your ass like that.
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>>381346467
>leep paralysis though, is definitely real. Spooky but harmless.
>Trying to do lucid dreaming for a week
>End up with sleep paralysis
>Can open my eyes
>Body still asleep
>Can't move
>Mind going nuts
>All the deep fears come crawling forth
>The more scared I become the more fucked up things get
>See terrifying, shadowy creatures surrounding me
>Things crawling on my chest
>Things crawling out from my chest
>Windows slowly opening and hands sliding through
>The walls turn liquid
>I can't move
>I CAN'T WAKE UP

Most horrifying experience of my life. Whatever lewd dreams you'll get, it's not worth the risk of this soul crushing terror.
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>>381342807
Fucking normie
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>>381336014
This guy gets it.
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>>381335943
That's your natural male instinct, stupid. That's why "Chad" gets laid every day.
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>>381343446
just fucking impregnate her, then you cam fuck her for 9 months with no condoms, no IUD, no pills.
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>>381336142
Just 30 minutes?
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>>381346467
A nice trick I learned that helps me to get out of a spooky sleep paralysis is to wiggle your toes. Your toes aren't effected by the paralysis most of the time and wiggling them alerts your body that you're awake.
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>>381342082
They probably think you're gonna pull a frank reynolds with your monster condom for your magnum dong
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>>381341887
>''XL COBRA MASTER''
Sounds like nickname of some kid in counter-strike
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>>381338383

Raw sex is great, don't get me wrong, but masturbation has a different feel to it. I wouldn't give up one for the other, but if I had to stick to one it would be raw sex.
>>
I stopped paying attention to Melee and Smash in general when PM died. Is this entire "NoFap PPMD" thing bullshit? I can't tell.
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>>381338601
Your dick cant but your brain can.
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>>381347575
>>381343031
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>>381346769
The latter.
Sleep Paralysis is when you are "awake" but paralyzed in bed. It may or may not involve sensory hallucination. Some dudes get some intense visual stimuli, like this good anon >>381346859, others get tactile sensations. Generally it is both. It happened a few times, but you can generally snap out of it by trying to move your extremities.

>>381346859
Interesting, I never had something so intense. It's generally just shadowy creatures scurrying in my room. Truth be told though, don't use LD for lewding dream people. You'll often wake up due to intense stimuli and ruin the experience.

>>381347190
That's right. It's the most reliable way to get out of it.
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>>381331810

I fucking knew this guy was just jacking off all day
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>>381347879
we call it practicing tech skill
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Will No-Fap help me get woman away from my life? I just want to play vidya, not wanting to fap multiple times or want to get a girlfriend. Help me /r9k/.
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>>381337581
>Jerk off using death grip since age 10
death grips is only 7 years old

confirmed underage
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>>381347879
Depression is the perfect excuse to stay in your bedroom and fap all day
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>>381346247
>leffen
>m2k
>ice
>any falcon player

pretty much in that order. ice mainly because I am from germany as well.
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>>381344056
correlation does not equal causation
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>don't fap for 1-2 weeks
>don't feel any different whatsoever
>people still think depression is a meme
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>>381348118
>any falcon player

my man
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>>381348152
>fap twice a week
>eat 3 meals a day
>sleep 8 hours a day
>lift 5 times a week
>still depressed
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>>381343031
So this entire thread is bullshit? To be honest, I really shouldn't be surprised.

I wonder what he actually did.
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>>381348123
Are you saying people are getting STD's for completely non sex-related reasons?

Holy fuck you must be powerfully retarded or willfully ignorant for the sake of allowing sluts in your life to destroy you, which means you're just a weak man who deserves weak women.
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>>381339890
>>381341983
>>381342410
I know this is off topic but this actually has me curious. I've been considering joining the army but have no idea what its like or what to expect, could you guys tell me some stuff to prepare for or expect?

V I D E O G A M E S
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>>381342081
but is your test lower than baseline when you fap everyday?
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>>381348414
I mean it technically COULD be nofap i suppose

but it could be any sort of new treatment, medicaion, doses, diet, exercise, mediation, sleep patterns, fuck knows
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>>381348478
The only valid correlations are the ones about stds and sexual promiscuity. Nebulous things like happiness and divorce rates have no basis to suggest correlation.


holy fuck we need to stop investing in science right away, look at this graph!
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>>381337941
when I'm having 12 hour fap sessions, or two day sessions, somtimes.
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>>381340893
Sweet Jesus what is wrong you
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>>381346467
>Back in Uni
>Sleeping one night then wake up and realized I couldn't move my body
>Start freaking out because my face was face down in the pillow and I could barely breathe
>Managed to finally roll myself out of bed 5 minutes later
I legit thought I was going to die there. Scariest 5 minutes of my life.
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iT's A mEmE u D i p
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>>381348582
no it's not, you cant affect your baseline with fapping or not fapping. sure if you just fapped it will drop slightly and take a few hours to get back but other than that it has no effect.

so if you want maximum test levels you would need to fap pretty much every 7 days or so.
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>>381347190
The one time I got sleep paralysis I managed to realize what was happening and I made myself really fucking angry. Way better feeling than being scared.
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>>381348579
ask /k/ enlistment general so they can tell you to git out
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>>381339923
don't worry, it's not rare. my lewd dream only involve cuckolding. No, I'm not the bull.
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Dudes what happen if you fap to same pronstar isn't that like being married or some shit?
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>>381348704
>Nebulous things like happiness and divorce rates have no basis to suggest correlation.

You must be willfully ignorant for the sake of allowing sluts in your life to destroy you, which means you're just a weak man who deserves weak women. There is causation for every single one of those statistics. You're spouting the old "correlation =/= causation" meme because it's convenient for you to deny reality. You can sit there and say that speeding has no causal link between car accidents because you want to keep speeding, but all it does is exposes how willing you are to avoid facts that are inconvenient to your pleasure.
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>>381339657
you retard there is no propanda
it's a win-win situation
males jerk off, they don't reproduce, jews win
males no-fap, they reproduce, jews also win because the fell for the marriage meme
even with pump and dump scenario the jews also win.

there is no way out from the Eternal Jew.
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>hour jog 3 times a week
>eat real fucking well
>weights for 6 months
>abstain from fucked up porn (vore ect)
>spend hours reading 'red pill' theories on alpha/frame acting
>brush teeth twice daily
>spend a ton of time & money outfitting good wardrobe
>get good june tan
>walk up to a completely normal girl in a bar and say hello
>she says nothing. throws look of PURE DISGUST
>walks away
Some people just aren't meant to have children. The trick is how to live with this fact.
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>>381349303
no you're being cucked anyway since she's banging some other duded
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>>381334097
bags of salty milk and bloody coins
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>>381331810
>no fap

do i have to swear off regular sex too?
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>>381349303
do you feel guilt trying to fap to something else
if so you have acquired a waifu
congrats
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>>381332717
>no fap for month
>start fapping
>came buckets but hardly feel it
I'd rather try and beat my high score every day because it only feels better and better
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>>381348579
Its like school but training to get shot. Expect to be bullied if you are the odd man or have a hard time to fight.
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>>381349375
Regular sex is a lot better for you than masturbation, as there's a partner and you feel gratification for doing something right. Masturbation is like paying an employee who did nothing.
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>>381348709
I've never had a one longer than 12 hours, I tend to go off the deep end so I end up realizing the porn is getting too weird, /trash/ kind of weird,
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>>381348579
there's only one rule when you want to join the army. Don't get married, or have a girlfriend. She will cheat on you, there is no such a thing as a faithful wife/girlfriend of an army guy. she will fuck some jody, and you can't stop it
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>>381349424
what if I feel guilt only when I try to fap to my waifu?
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>>381341539
This happened to me with my most recent gf. We were at it for like an hour and she came 3 times and I was just like "welp I'm kinda tired. Can we stop now? I don't think it's gonna happen."

pretty awkward
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>>381334457
It no doubt has different effects based on body chemistry. Like alphas vs betas but on a much wider spectrum.
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>>381336740
my friend who started wanking that early ended up bald by time he was 14
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>>381349559
the question is more about whether i'm going to gain the same mental benefits from swearing off masturbation if i still have sex a few times a week
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>>381349578
then your waifu isnt meant for lewds
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>>381349678
should have just jerked off on her face while imagining you just got cucked by a big black cock. That's what I do
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>>381340410
>just play ACTUAL VIDYA
good luck with that, you would have a better chance with the World Peace than convincing /v/irgins to play vidya. As evidence with this thread where this thread WILL get bump limit.
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>>381331810
I only fap on Friday or Saturday
>>
>got very depressed when i was a teen
>was too sad to get horny and didn't fap
>stayed depressed for years
>pick up anime and start fapping to hentai every day
>been the happiest I've ever been for the past 10 years now

nofap is bullshit
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>2017
>there are people on this board who still don't know nofap is all placebo and """Christian""" """science"""
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>>381349852
I have no idea and I don't think anyone else here does.

Try it.
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>23 years old
>gfless handholdless kissless virgin
>kept in touch with nobody from highchool
>literally no friends or acquaintances from college either

Who else is on his way to wizardry here?
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>>381337941
yeah
the day after I first came
I jizzed 5 times in an hour
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>>381349375
Nah, because if you had as much sex as you need to fap to get bad fap syndrome you would be the most attractive, lucky man on the planet. Even porn stars only gets to fuck once a week.
>>
>>381349993
Placebo doesn't mean "doesn't work".
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>>381349574
To be honest, that's because of the type of people that join the army. Army men are usually losers with nothing else going on in their lives, then they turn into "RESPECT ME, REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" even outside of their army life, expecting their woman to be a fucking slave.
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>>381349993
>he thinks (((their))) science is better
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>>381340306
stop using anti-depressants because it affects your sex drive
stop being a fucking pussy
play so goddamn video games
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>>381331810
>>381331810
why not try /nobrap/?
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ok, two last digits would be the number of days I don't fap.
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>>381350052
Use Facebook and reconnect with people you talked to and don't be a loser.
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>>381350052
ME. Although in my case I willingly neglected and shunned my friendships because I realized I was an awful person who will never change and people would be happier without me.

Now I live vicariously through my animu and Asian dramas.
>>
>>381350252
good luck faggot
>>
>>381350252
Rolling for this too but triple
>>
>Everything has Soy
>Testosterone has been dropping 1% every year since the 50s.
>Your granfather probably has more testosterone in his old age than your teenage years
>Flouride in water
>13 year old girls with big ass and titties, bodies like drawing
>Growth hormones in food, pesticides
>Society shunning masculine behaviour
>It's the fapping guys
k
>>
>>381331810
it's all just placebo effect. you get into a better mental state by living a healthier life style and the whole no fap thing usually also involves working out etc.
>>
>>381350286
Jeez you sound exactly like my fucking ex
Try and be nice to people. They like you still, just try.
>>
>>381336740
I did the same thing. It was best to do it while thinking of kissing.
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>>381342906
>in your 20s
>mature
or better yet
>acting like this
>mature
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>>381350389
>the whole no fap thing usually also involves working out etc.
'no fap' means you dont jerk off
>>
>>381350150
even if army men is not a loser she will still cheat on him. That's how it works. He either comes back and never learns the truth, or she eventually divorces him
>>
>>381350052
29
NEET
no gf/hasn't get laid
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>>381350339
>porn boom start with the magazines and movies in the 50s
>he think it's not fap
fucking media fucked our brains
>>
>>381350547
yeah the media fucked your brains into believing that jerking off is runing your life and not the fact that you're a loser
>>
I heard that to become a wizard you have always be on nofap
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>>381350395
Noah I'm pretty sure most of my old friends either hate or have moved on.

But it's okay, I've come to terms with what I have now.
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>>381350252
ill join you brother
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>>381350252
rolland
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>>381349993
most of the time "placebo" is just a dumb meme word used to dismiss something when you lack the comprehensive evidence required to do so for real.

>there is convincing observational evidence that x seems to have y effect. We should study this from multiple angles to determine the truth.
>NOPE FUCK YOU IT'S ALL IN THE MIIIIIIINNND OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
>where is your evidence?
>WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE THAT IT'S NOT IN THE MIND? CHECKMATE FAGGOT

It's little different from appealing to a deity. Be it a god or the mind in both cases you're appealing to the unknown instead of hard, tangible evidence. It's a presumptuous cop-out for shitty scientists.
>>
>>381350775
if the only entertainment you had was internet or tv when you were growing up you are going to be a loser, they want you to be a loser, it's social engineering, do you think it's a coincidence?
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>>381336740
Same here, i started at 5, after my "first experience" with a girl.
I just used the natural pressure on the bed, some specific spot can help you have an orgasm,

I discovered "hand fapping" quite late at around 13 years old.
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>>381350841
Tell Noah you're sorry. My name is Gus. I'm sorry for your losses. But like I said, it's never too late to apologize and literally persistence keeps friends together.
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>>381350863
>3 fucking months
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>>381351004
blaming your upbringing for the fact that you're a loser is what makes you a loser
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>>381351137
>63 days
>3 months
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>>381350252
let's see if this shit works
>>
>>381350987
except placebos have been proven by science to be very effective
>>
rolling :)
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>>381351243
fuck
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>>381332000
>go 4-5 weeks nofap
>feel no difference

Nofap did absolutely nothing for me. Then again I never do it multiple times a day and I rarely go for porn and instead use the mental spank bank.
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>>381351181
you are blind cause you cant see the things the way they are, if you can see them you can act on it, but you are going to keep being a slave, you cant see your environment
>>
>>381350252
lets see
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>>381350252

I'll join as well.
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>>381351137
>63 days
>3 fucking months
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>>381351383
a person blaming the entire world for the fact that he's a loser is a slave because he takes no personal responsibilty
everybody grows up watching tv and using the internet
everybody jerks off
not everybody is a loser
it's your own fault
>>
>>381342807
>>381343756
What's funny is that you're calling other people cucks when your own god won't even let you look at a woman in public. It's also funny that you admit to being muslim as a defense for being ridiculed, because that just opens you up for more ridicule.
>>
>>381331810
idk why when I don't fap my aim is always on point but when I fap daily my aim is all over the place.
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>>381351628
>everybody grows up watching tv and using the internet
that's why we are going to were we are going
you think it's a coincidence and i cant change your mind, i really dont care
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>>381344239
because you know you can't win nigger
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>>381351231
>>381351621
you guys know most months are 30/31 days?
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