IT'S REAL

It was obvious from just looking at the kid's face.

gow sucks

>>381319272
So is the chick his wife, or what?

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>God of War: My wife's son

>>381319507
His son's mother, not his wife.

>Wife's Son shitposting will come back

Scared me for a while there, I thought it was gone for good.

>>381319272
link or gtfo

>>381319272
RAHGR WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON

>>381319272
>editing tweets to make threads
In the Summer time when the shitposting is fine

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go back to 9gag you memeloving fucks

GODS

>>381319272
Duh, the kid doesn't even seem to have Spartan blood, look at him

>OP is a lying fag
https://twitter.com/corybarlog/status/876151754567458816

GOOOOOOOOODS, WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON

>>381319623
https://twitter.com/corybarlog/status/876151754567458816

why do cucks have to tuin everything?

>>381319659
fuck off sonygro

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>381319686
>>381319701
fug

I was more excited for the shitposting than the game

>>381319272
>Kratos, he's not really your son
>GODS!!1!
>Rampage starts

could work t b h

>>381319659
Aw aren't you clever? thanks for that very much needed input

>>381319701
>>381319686
memes>facts

God of War was original created by David Jaffe, who was a pretty clear anti-SJW.

This feels like a cucking of him.

>>381319659
Please don't ruin that song for me

>WHOMST THOUST TAKETH MY CONSORT'S OFFSPRING

What did Nu-Kratos mean by this?

>All these fags in the thread immediately jumping on this without fact checking it because "muh wife's son" shitposting

What is it with some of you and cucks? Where you actually cucked yourself at some point because your obsession with it seems very deep rooted.

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https://twitter.com/corybarlog/status/876151754567458816
At this point, this shit should be a bannable offense

>>381319686
>believing him

That would be like asking J.K Rowling was Snape evil right after the book came out that showed he was working for Voldemort, ofcourse she's going to say yes, but you see later that that's actually not true and that he was good all the time.

>>381319871
>Posting fake news.

Nice try.

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>>381319272
YOU KEKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME AREEEEEEEESSS !!!!

i'm sick of these fucking children in video games.

fuck off kids, daddy wants to kill people and fuck Aphrodite.

>>381319871
>Editing tweets
You're the one who should be banned buddy

Memes become reality

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GOOOOOODS!!

UNHAND MY WIFE'S SON!

Literally nothing wrong with taking care of another mans child.

Growing up in a safe home was the best thing that happened to me instead of living in a broken home.

Doesnt matter if your parents are biological or not. Its how much they care that matters.

it requires proof because it's believable

just one kotaku article about muh wife's son meme and then there will be 5 games about cucking to show the evil gamergate that cucking is fine

>>381319839
>WHOMST
Whom. And your goddamn father

>>381319272
you are a faggot
that's what real

>>381320127
except /v/'s version of cucking and the rest of the worlds is heavily different.

What do you people get out of this shitposting? If you do it out of spite towards the game, spouting cuck memes isn't going to have an effect on the sales. If it's simply for fun, I suggest you get a better sense of humor.

>>381319871
keep crying, the game is shit and your tears are delicous

>>381320326
Read
>>381320361
lmao

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>>381320326

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>>381320326
It's just funposting mate, try not to get too triggered.

>>381319272
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIN, WHERE IS MY WIFES SON

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>>381320361
But you and your kind are the ones who are assravaged by the existence of the game to such a degree that you fill /v/ with these threads

>>381319272
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY WIFE NORD SON
HUMILIATION
NO BREEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING

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>>381320493
>It's just funposting mate

If you find this fun I really suggest finding yourself a new hobby

>>381319859
>"game" is so shit all anyone wants to do is pray for the cuck meme to be true just so they can shitpost
Nothing wrong with me.

> Omg look at how manly Kratos is
> the real definition of sonybro alpha male

>... it's a cuckold
> literally a cuckold

Top major fucking kek

>>381320514
>assravaged by the existence of mash square to awesome on rails cinematic experience
excuse me while i laugh at your retarded face

>>381320493
>It's just ironic Shitposting mate
Ftfy

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>>381320361
I actually don't want this game because I liked GoW being a hack and slash than being a wannabe Last of US
But whatever I guess I can spam sales reports and high metacritic scores when the game releases to spite you

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God Of Cuck

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>>381320703
>I-I'm not bothered by the game!
>He says, as he posts "MY WIFE'S SON" again

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>>381320326
>If it's simply for fun, I suggest you get a better sense of humor.
Or maybe you should just fuck off to neogaf

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>>381320728
>MUH SALES ONLY MATTER WHEN I SAY THEY DO

>>381319272
You motherfuckers memed this into reality hahaha

>>381320685
>>381320685
>> literally a cuckold

You don't know what cuckholdry is.

>>381320784
Listen, buddy.

I don't care if you hate the game. I'm not some sonybro trying to defend it.

But cuck memes are not and never have been funny, and if you think otherwise, it's you who should be leaving.

Man I feel so sorry for adopted kids and people with stepdads. Gotta feel bad knowing you'll never have a male role-model...

SONYKEKS LIVING UP TO THE NAME

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>>381320871
I bet you know all about it Sonybro

>>381320919
>triggered faggot
>telling others to leave
It gets better

>people's mind have become so infested with /pol/ memes that not only they edit tweets as an excuse to post le cuck maymay 24/7, they also have totally forgotten about the meaning of the word stepfather.
Jesus christ, seek help, you fags are not "shitposting for teh lulz xD", you have just serious mental problems.

>>381320919
t. cuck

>>381320871
> Raising someone else child
> I-It's not cuckoldry

Hahahahaha
So much denial here

Game looks fun might check it out I'm not a God of War fan though so its not a day one or anything hope people enjoy it!

You guys need to chill out and stop being so negative.

The only acceptable time to raise another's man child is if it is a girl, and you fuck her.

>>381321053
But...that's not what cuckoldry is...

>>381319545

>Cuck of War: My wife's son

FTFY

> Sony in 2017 : For The Players

> Sony in 2018 : For The Real Cucks

My fucking sides

>>381321107
T.permavirgin

Summer is here

>>381321035
t. C U C K

>>381321025
But you are triggered, too. By the game.

Otherwise you wouldn't be making/partaking in these threads.

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>>381319272
ARGGHHHH WHERE IS MY BIOLOGICAL SON

>>381321156
That word has lost its meaning through overuse months ago man. Just like faggot.

>>381321207
>he thinks it doesn't happen
lol

women have insane daddy issues

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>>381321245
>Le summer meme
Is all this talk about cucking getting too real for you? you fucking cuck

I dont mind some shitposting but the whole Kratos being a cuck its too much against his character...its like make Dante not liking parties or making Bayonetta a prude

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>>381321065
Eh combat looks fine in the second trailer they showed, if anything it looks like attacks have more weight to them which is always nice. It's not day one buy but i would still buy it
>>381321035
Just remember that /v/ has always been the worst place to discuss games even if it has videos games in its title people would rather shitpost then actually have a good discussion

>>381321401
I didnt say that doesnt happen...my post just implyed that you are a permavirgin...you permavirgin

> New Sony
> We want the BLACKED audience

>>381321350
>months

Try years.

cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

>>381321429
That's true Kratos actually fucks a lot of women, or does he? we don't actually see him

>>381321279
I just like poking at thin skinned faggots like yourself
I don't even have a political stance on all this shit, american politics are garbage all around

I bet you're also one of those "aren't anti SJW as annoying as SJW? hehe, look how uninterested i am by bringing political discourse on a clearly recreational thread"

>>381321245
Summer is a meme, there hasn't been any instance of increased activity during vacation periods
You would know this if you didn't get your info on KYM

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no fucking way

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>LMAO LE EPIC KEK MEME XD SO FUNNEE XD XD PHOTOSHOPPING THAT TWEET WAS REALLY WORTH IT DUDE ROTFL XD XD

>>381319272
This kind of thing literally wasn't an issue anyone cared about at all just a few years ago. What happened?

>>381320845
Sales are always the only thing that matters.

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>>381321025
>comes to /v/ from /r/the_donald 3 months ago
>tells oldfags to leave

No, buddy.

First WE WUZ and now wife's son?
Fucking meme magic man

>>381321624
>If you don't find cuck memes funny, you're a SJW

What the fuck kind of reasoning is this?

>>381321707
>Imagine being this mad

>>381321731
> What happened?

BLACKED

>>381321524
You seem butthurt for some reason sweetie

>>381321731
pol and reddit

>>381321731
It was literally just /pol/ no joke this isn't a "muh boogieman" excuse but people just started to just spam this 24/7 since /pol/ gets the most traffic. And with /v/ being the second most used board it just kinda leaked into here

>Sonybros rejoice by the good news hoping the shitposting will stop
>the next day is yet again filled with AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH GODS MY WIFE'S SON
Amazing /v/. Always deliver.

>>381321793
Try 10 years
I'm not your buddy, pal

>>381320728
>Spiting anonymous people on an image board
Hahahahahahahaha

>>381319272
It's Odin son's
Kratos want to kill Odin because Odin doesn't want to be his bull anymore

>>381321838
>lmao u mad bro XDXD cuck cuck cuck rotfl XD

>>381321624
>aren't anti SJW as annoying as SJW

Cmon nigga that is real if you look to the whole new wolfenstein nonsense

/v/ bitching about killing nazis
In a series that you always kill nazis

>>381319974
Kek

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What did the phoneposting poltrash newfag mean by this?

>>381321624
>This fucking mental gymnastics

>>381321731
Raising a child that isn't your own is being a cuck despite that the boy's father either fucked off as a piece of shit or died because teaching someone your values and skills is only good if they're biologically yours.

>>381321843
Cmon nigga its fuckng 4chan...getting randon insults its normal stop having such a thin skin

>>381321832
it's literally an excuse to be as obnoxious as humanly possible

if you convince yourself that anyone who thinks you're being annoying is just triggered, then you're always in the right and never in the wrong

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>>381319660
this

>>381322053
Shhhh don't ruin it, this meme is so hilarious XDXDXD

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>>381319272
>Piss poor edit.
>108 replies
>most people posting are pissed because they can't shitpost anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYR2FMvML54

>>381321731
Memes
Some people here take it at face value, but the comedy factor is all there really is to it

>>381321832
>>381321958
It blew out of proportion because people kept spamming the board "to spite those ebil nazis"
Lolcow behaviour right there

>>381322124
>people are to dumb to understand shore leave

>>381319731
God of War is shit, but the shitposting is worse.

>>381322162
>Piss poor edit.

What's wrong with it? How can I improve in future?

>>381321958
it was specificaly the wording of that one paragraph about about horrifically murdering every single nazi you across because haha it's everyone favorite thing to do amirite XD
and also nazi = every single german of course

>>381319272
>kratos raising someone else's son

Would literally NEVER happen

>>381319272
THANK YOU Sony...

thank you for making stories EVERYONE can enjoy...

>>381322124
Did he send his sperm via mail?

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>>381322260
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>>381321924
This anon is proposing Odin is the "bull" to Kratos' wife (a sexually dominant male who, for fun or financial gain, cuckolds and humiliates husbands while servicing their wives). Kratos is the cuckold in this scenario (A sexually inadequate husband who accepts his wife's pussy is her solely property and she alone decides which men she will fuck,even if it means denying her husband. His only access to her pussy is to clean it of the ejaculate of males she chooses to fuck).
Kratos is upset that Odin is no longer fulfilling his role as bull, so Kratos wants to kill him.

>>381320772
are those the breakdancers from back to the future

>>381320326
>If it's simply for fun, I suggest you get a better sense of humor.
People, yourself included, get a kick out of seeing other people upset or otherwise hurt. ,

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>>381319272
Hmmm...

Really makes ya think.

>>381319272
Thanks sony

THIS JOKE ISNT EVEN FUNNY

HAHA HE SAID KEK

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>>381319686
>implying Cory would give away the plot twist

KEKED

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>>381322162

>>381321832
The kind backed by the countless (You)s of guaranteed oldfags who certainly don't have a chip on their shoulder regarding this imageboard's humor and culture and have made no attempt whatsoever to manipulate them.

>>381322124
gestation is 9 years, retard

>>381322124
I highly doubt that the caption is even real

>>381321672

COCK JOKE
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>>381319272
damage control

>>381320919
your wife's son is crying.
you need to go and help him.

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I don't even care about this game. The series was a mindless button masher yes, but it was still challenging at times and also the setting was fantastic with large set pieces and amazing design. We have gone from this to boring Nordic skyrim shit that looks ugly and washed out compared to how colorful it was before, and to make matters worse, they turned the slaughter simulator into a shitty The Last of Us clone

>>381319272
Nice edited tweet faggot

>>381322410
why are you upset my man?

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>God of War is now about defending your wife's son
>a portion of /v/ suddenly comes out to defend the series

>>381326534
>t.cuck

GOD OF WIFE'S SON

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>>381319272
>projecting your fetish so hard you go out of your way to fake a tweet

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>>381320709
>ironic Shitposting
i think we past the rubicon guys

>>381319731
Kill yourself Xnigger.