>how much for this item you're selling?
>"offer"
>>381304640
I fucking hate this on Warframe.
>wug
Offer half of the market value that usually wakes them up
>offer them market price
>no response
>>381304684
I spent more time flipping nikana prime sets than playing Warframe, and let me tell you, that game has some of the jewiest fuckers ever that ever jewed.
>>381304640
I have never had anyone respond to my offers when they ask this. I assume they just want something outrageous.
>>381304640
>Make offer
>FUCK OFF
>blocked
>>381304783
they always say "lol" and then leave. No counter offer, nothing. Fuck you if you do this I'll shit in your mouth
>>381304817
it's a free to play game, it's full of HUEHUE and cyka blyat. They know the value of money and itHIGH
>>381304836
Exactly, they are without a doubt waiting to see if some one will offer a high amount
there is a reason i don't trade and it's this
I do this. What's the issue?
>>381304836
if you're not offering better than what they could get at the auction house thy have no reason to accept your offer
>>381304817
>how much ?
>60 plat
>55 plat
NIGGA COULD YOU JUST PAY 60 PLAT ?
>>381304913
I think it's more that they know that eventually someone will fall for their scam
Just straight up leave, those guys who dare write that shit deserve to be left out of trade transactions.
Or write something like
>"around market value"
to let them know that we know the shit on the street
>>381304995
It's only an issue if you get all offended if their offer isn't good enough for you. ALWAYS provide your price if you are unhappy with their offer, or else you're retarded.
>>381304995
the issue is that you don't deserve to live, let alone use an open trading system, motherfuckeror because whenever people use it they're just fishing for people with no idea what the price actually is
>Be me an american lad
>visiting Switzerland with German, & French club
>We're given time to roam the cities
>My Group see's a Levi clothing store
>we go in, & browse
>I see a jacket I like
>look at price tag
>200 fucking dollars for Levi apparel
>How do Euros live like this
>Set price below market value
>Whenever someone pm's me, reply with just "more"
>If they respond with how much, response is "offer"
>Block them no matter the response
>For markets with set prices I undercut by a single coin
>Haggle on every single purchase even when I really don't have to
>If someone is attempting to buy something near me, make a better offer only to delete the item when I get it
>Someone tried to overcharge me on an item, bought every item like it off the market and set them at lower prices than his, sending him screenshots of every sale untill he eventually lowered his price, after which I purchased it, raised the price and resold for a profit, sending the screenshots to the guy afterwards while he raged
>>381305240
what game was this?
>>381304783
just say another guy offered "X" and then say can he sell it at that price or not?
people will sometimes call the bluff but a lot of people fall for it
>>381305057
>How much?
>120 plat
>ok deal
later, in the dojo, he puts up 100 plat
>We agreed on 120, no?
>100 plat
>that wasn't the deal
>come on it's just twenty p
>mfw
>Make offer
>''lol''
>>381305240
>buying Levi in europe
Why do amerilard have such shit tastes ?
>>381305021
At that point I may as well buy out an auction.
You're not wrong though. I'm just having trouble seeing any advantage to trading in games that have auction houses. I guess if it has professions and someone wants to pay you for a crafted item that isn't being sold?
>>381304994
Then how do you get your new gear and weapons? you loot or craft everything you use?
>>381305240
cool blog
>>381304994
>game gets a trading update
>basically instead of trading without faggots, they put an ebay-like function that lets you sell what you want and buy what you want given you have enough money
>>381305306
>fuk u american fat ur country suk
quick buying is the most terrible concept, Just someone saying that simple word magically allows them to buy anything for like 30% less and then anybody buying anything, even for themselves and not merching, say quick buying
>>381305537
In real life it is called pawn shops
>Sell extremely rare expensive item
>Explicitly tell people in the world chat to send offers
>There are those faggots that ask "how much"
In my general experience, the faggots that ask how much, can't afford it anyway,
>offer to buy an item
>item is not even in demand, and I was offering a specific generous deal for it
>guy trades me wants slightly more since it was painted
>decline
>gets a trade offer from him
>ignore it and more to new server
Well fuck you then.
>"how much ?"
> tell him the price
>"lol k I wanted to sell one I didn't know the value"
>>381304640
Lowball them you autist.
>>381304640
>auction house
>make my friends go on alts to offer more
why did steam trading die?
>Offer a bit less than mp
>LOL YOU ARE A SERIOUS QUICKBUYER
>blocked
why nigga why
>trade with friends
>game has a tax system
>drop money and items on the ground to avoid being taxed
>>381304995
you fucker, I'm gonna go to your house and shoot your fucking pets
>>381305907
cause dota died
>>381305306
This is when you counter with 140 for the same reason.
>trying to trade an item
>retards asking for all non listed
>>381304684
>>381304817
>>381304913
>>381305058
>>381305057
>>381305306
Nothing has ever brought out my inner jew more than warframe, i actually get a rush when i make a (((good))) deal
>>381305907
autotrade sites were better and less faggy
>trying to buy Headhunter div cards in path of exile
>people who are actually willing to sell them get snapped by 50 bots as soon as they list the item
>nobody else is willing to sell
>>381304783
i find that when people want you to "offer" instead of telling you a price, it's so they can jew you
if you offer the regular market price or lower then they walk away instantly, if you offer more than that then they will sell it to you
whenever i find someone who says "offer" i just walk away, it's not worth wasting my time or in game money on them
>>381306032
nigga, I even get a rush when I sell craps for 5 plat
>see someone trying to sell something for far more than it's worth
>pretend to be interested
>go all the way to the final "accept" button
>cancel trade
>>381306032
>tfw selling aura mods to scrubs for 30p
I'm an awful person and it gives me an erection.
>Someones sends a request to trade
>"What are you looking to buy?"
>"What have you got?"
>>381306076
It's also that they're babies who don't want to take any risk.I see similar behavior in ERP, those people are just as cancerous
I love selling shit in warframe, turns me on so much, especially those big big trades
>>381306032
seriously man, I was enjoying the game. Movement, shooting, it all felt pretty good. And it all went down the drain the moment I figured out I could buy parts for cheap and sell sets for a 50 plat markup. I made over 3000 plat in a couple months. The only reason I played the game was to level up to get more trades per day. I have very jewish autism apparently
>>381304640
your typical mmo deal goes like this.
>Selling XX!!
>how much?
>offer?
>100k?
!IGNORED!
>>381306194
what ?
>Buy a weapon to use to level an alt
>Alt is at correct level now, want to sell it
>One month left there in market and still not fucking sold
>>381304640
>Selling Cash Shop item at a lower than average price
>Some nerd giant comes up and offers me some shitty weapon with a terrible roll
>I tell him no thank you and say "gold only"
>"lolol ok have fun being shit bye"
>ok.jpg
>Half an hour later: "hey um so i got money now, can u trade me now greedy butt?"
>I double the price for him
>He capslocked spergs out on me
>Still buys it
Felt pretty good
>>381306234Do you mean like the people that ask what shit you like that walk away without saying anything if there's even one thing that don't match up with their interest?
>>381306335
>buying a weapon to level alt
You got what you deserved, scrub
>selling item for specific price in gold
>guy offers me random ass items that total enough to equal my item
>>381306478
Yes, among other behavior. Same problem with the sub:dom ratio, most subs suck.
>>381306480
Bullshit it is one of the best weapons
>>381306594
You don't buy a weapon for an alt unless it's the weapon you plan to use in the end.
For everything else to level up, you use common shit or not "one of the best weapons".
If it's one of the best, then keep using it.
>Not leveling up your alt by bumrushing it through everything with your main
Felt good leveling a ton of alts that way
>>381306573
>most subs suck
Duh.Joking aside, yeah, it's pretty cancer. It's one of the reasons why stopped looking for random hookups.
>>381306525
This shit would bother me. Sell it yourself, and use that money to buy what you want from me. I haven't got the time or the trades to sell your low demand garbage, even if it is collectively worth what I'm selling
>>381304995
I've never run into someone who does this who doesn't fucking jerk me around acting like their shit is worth more than it is. If I know what the market rate is don't yank my goddamn chain and waste my time.
So the 'issue' is that you're probably a cock.
>>381306304
When somebody asks you what have you got to trade, when they are the one who sent the trade request
>>381306090
>>381306147
>>381306259
>when you have the (((gift))) but you still live a neet neckbeard life instead of applying your passion to something constructive
>>381306525
>Someone offers a random collection of items in exchange and the total value is still less than what you're asking
I'd help you out really but you can't inconvenience me ontop of jewing me
>>381306689
You can't level that way here in this game.
Also the weapon is so good I could use it on my main, but he has one that is even better.
>>381305961
>trading has a tax system
>exchange equivalent currency on a different MMO
>>381306715
I feel your pain.>tfw your good contacts go offline forever
>>381306794
I mean sure, if real life is like warframe where I can just go jump around a level for some loot and use the trade channel I'd be "the" jew king but it's not, so meh
>>381306853
That feel is killing me
>Use a bot to farm X items
>Undercut the lowest seller by a lot
>Keep under cutting becasue no matter what I sell the item for it won't be a loss
>Eventually crash the market
>Move onto another item
>mfw
>used to play CSGO
>managed to end up with like 3 knives and some other expensive skins
>every other day for months was just Chinese people sending me friend requests asking if they could see my knife before spamming me with trade requests where they would offer nothing for one or all of my knives
>all this suddenly stops the second I sell my entire inventory to someone else for actual money
>>381306794
If I could drop right into Wall street and jew everyone out of their stocks, You bet your ass I would
>>381306794
If Wallstreet was this easy to break into and as simple as scanning for "WTB" offers while I lie in bed naked I'd sure as hell do it.
>>381306938
Are you a chinese gold farmer?
>autotrading on steam
>jokingly put up an item for alot of money
>some guy is actually buying my item, just need to press confirm
>look closely and realize I'm buying that same item from him, basically doing the reverse
>cancel
Tried to pull a fast one on me.
>>381306853
That's happened to me too many times. Hasn't been a huge problem lately though. I've been having regular sessions with an old friend of mine. It's more focused on the story, which is how I like it.Though sometimes I wish there were more sex scenes.
>>381306973
>>381306995
>posted 23 seconds apart
whoa dude
>>381306938
>Make several accounts
>Head to server trading area and spam SELLING X for undercut price
>Change the price of an item by fucking with people's perception of the price
>mfw
>>381306794
Sometimes I sell Augment Mods for 40p
>>381307145
That's the worst. I hate doing a scene where you're dropping hella hints and trying to move to the heavy stuff and then your partner wants to talk to the bartender about the the political tensions between the neighboring villages.
>see some guy selling X for 900K
>Me: selling X for 899K
When the grand exchange was implemented in Runescape, I would put up a kind of odd or easy to get quest item for 500k or so. It worked a couple times, I guess no one else was selling cheaper, and the buyer just offered a fuckload of gp for some reason.
>>381307289
Jesus, I haven't been that greedy since Greedy Pull days of yore.
>>381304640
you know you an buy it on the AH?
>>381307324
I do this when I see someone selling something for too much, even if I don't have the item to sell
>Offer him a below standard price
>"You're gonna have to travel to my city though"
>Ambush him halfway through and steal everything he had on him then vanish in the wilderness
>>381307324
>they drop it even more
>You can't drop anymore because then it is pointless to sell
>guy expects me to find him in the crowd to pay what i would pay going to the auction house in the first place
>>381306945
I get spammed with csgo scammers and I don't even have anything worth that much
>>381307441
>Other people join in anyways
>They all collectively drop the price to near nothing
>It becomes a buyers market because you decided to try and jew just once.
>>381307441
>you buy up their stock and sell at a profit
>>381304817
>>381306032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSW43FBkxOo
:^)
>>381307441
>keep lowering it until it's well below market value
>get friend/alt to buy it off them
>sell for original price
>>381307441
>drop it anyway without the intention of actually selling
>pretend to trade with a friend to confuse and enrage the other seller
>>381307295
To be fair, it's mostly because there hasn't been a lot of the opportunities for the characters to fuck, but yes, that situation is kinda frustrating.But I do like it when my partner's character is intentionally doing it to blueball or tease mine.
>>381307437
sounds like slovakia
>>381307612
what the fuck are those? haven't played for quite a while
>>381307612
whales, man. They're like unicorns
>>381307632
>spoiler
das it
Seduction is highly underrated in comparison to "ey bb wan sum fuk"
>>381307685
Riven mods? randomly generated, weapon specific mods that can make just about anything viable
>>381307685DE's new custom RNG mods
>>381305484
sauce me in this qt
>>381307685
Riven mods. They're RNG mods for specific weapons that you have to reroll for random stats. People will pay out the ass for "godly" rolls.
>>381307814
Tell that to my Tiberon ;_;
>>381304640
>hold on let me ask my guild if this is a good deal or not
>>381307068
Nope, I don't even care about the money. I just like fucking with people.
>>381307741
Definitely. It's much more satisfying to get them to fuck after a bunch of build up rather than fuck the moment they meet.
>>381307437
Such is life in Russia.
>Warframe
What went wrong?
i'm the guy that lists junk items for 150000g on the auction house
>>381308019
It's free.
>>381308019
Nothing.
Buy more plat.
>>381308019
For me, devs won't remove the vacuum mod and make everything suck in resources. It sends the message of "we think this game should be a pain in the ass to progress in, and even the tiniest quality of life improvement is too much of a risk for potential premium currency sales."
>>381308019
I dunno, the devs were too cunty for my taste
>muster up the courage to ask a prostitute online
>How much?
>offer ;^)
>>381308041
but why
>get into TF2 trading pretty hard for about two weeks
>every time I trade with someone for something I need I'll give them something worth the same amount and a little extra if they're not total jews/the extra is an item I don't need
>spend a ton of money on tours so I can get even more items and rarer ones too
>give away more items, even the newer ones
>realize that I'm too nice for TF2 trading and that I'm fucking up my bank account by basically buying rare items for other players in return for nothing
>felt like giving people items for free felt better than playing the game normally or getting items I actually wanted
>had to raffle away all my other items and uninstall the game because it was becoming too much of a problem
>>381307814
>>381307835
>>381307858
How's warframe now? could I still fuck shit up with mirage and a Synoid Simulor?
>>381308524
I have that problem too
>>381304640
If a seller won't even set a high ballpark number (intended to be negotiated down from) then that tells me that what they actually want for it is retardedly unreasonable and communicating with them in any way is a waste of time. Goes for vidya and real life.
>>381308019
the game is so fucking easy, like it's almost impossible to die. and it's all about grinding, that's the only ting you do. the "game" was built from the bottom up so that people would trade and buy more plat. Infinite money machine for the devs and owners
>>381306032
>Selling a shit riven mod
>2 guys wanting to buy it
>both offer 50p
>Hava Nagila.mp3
>begin to say the other one is ofering waay more.
>1 guy bails, keep asking 5 and 5 more.
>End up selling for 145p
>Guy gives 1 extra plat because i was a nice guy.
OY VEY
>>381308737
forgot image
>>381308481
>sell something at the auction hosue
>literally no one else is selling that item because someone bought out or it's tricky to make
>decide to make it a bit pricier but still within reason because I'm the only seller
>come back next day
>price dropped to a quarter of what I put up because people kept undercutting
This happens so much in FFXIV. Generally I just buy the undercut items and sell them back later if I have confidence in selling it.
>>381308963
>someone lists a bunch of things and goes off to bed
>undercut them by like 25% less and then also log off to bed
>come back to all your items bought out by that guy or entire market for item has crashed since the morning
either way it's a win win cause it's usually still a profit for you
>>381308963
>This happens so much in FFXIV. Generally I just buy the undercut items and sell them back later if I have confidence in selling it.
That's what I do.
>>381308963
Imagine if people played real life markets in such a retarded fashion (ie just playing the undercut game or other similarly silly moves). We'd never be able to have nice things because no one would know when to buy or sell because everyone is so goddamn volatile and willing to lose money.
>>381304684
>>381306032
trade chat is so bad i doubt ive even used it 10 times. i just swap rivens for other rivens and do monthly auctions in our clan hall for like 40~ people each time. it's actually fun and no jews in site.
we must work together against both dev jews and the player jews. this is what a clan should be. ingame currency means fucking nothing in this game, so much that i have to give it away. the entire game is a happy accident made by inept jews
>>381307841
>she hasn't shown him her dick
>>381307534
>people regularly start auctioning shit below vendor value
>the prices are now ruined forever
Using the auction house should require an IQ test
>>381304995
You should be ashamed of yourself. Kindly die.
>tfw some fag tries to pull a obvious scam on you by faking out a trade or adding a extra 0 on the price
Good lord the kikeing is strong in this thread, you all must be the happiest merchants.
>>381306234
Projecting pretty hard about risk there, offer fag.
>S-Suzy, d-d you w-what to go to the prom? But answer if the answer is what I want to hear. N-no!?? LOL BLOCKED FAGGOT ROFL U MAD!!!1
>sell common mats from an ingame vendor for higher price than the vendor
>people actually buy it
my favorite thing to do is level up something silly like botany or mining and sell a shit ton of common mats in 10-30 chunks at higher prices. People don't fucking want 999 scrap of iron for a million but more than willing to pay 25k for just the 30 of them. Every god damn time. If only the stock market was this easy.
oh and before you askyeah I eat ass lady cats (male)
>Play mmo since day 1
>Keep most my drops since prices usually fluctuate first month
>Quit for some time
>Come back after hearing about BIG DICK UPDATE REVAMP
>Items I had are now expensive especially cosmetic items you can no longer get
>Mailbox is full of apology gifts for unscheduled maintenance and game problems that occurred when I was gone
>Game also gives silver for having a house/room over a certain rank
>Get almost every piece of end game of equipment without ever joining a guild or raid>quit again because I remember why I quit in the first place
>play EVE
>explore on a cheap exploring frigate, equip it with cheap shit so I don't get miffed if I lose it
>2AM so it's pretty quiet where I am at null-sec and go explore a random wormholes
>eventually get ganked by a random pirate and get blown up
>oh well
>pirate messages me
>tells me he's been waiting for a hour and a half for someone to come in
>he's upset that all I dropped a few million isk (pocket change) worth of stuff
>>381310232
feels good mang
>>381309861
I won't lie there is a guilty pleasure to roleplaying as (((them)))
If a game allows for gawdy cosmetic items I'll usually spring for it. Added bonus is being able to drop money and see players flock around you.
>selling an item for 10k that costs me about 700 gold to make
>item is selling like hot cakes
>already made almost 1mil in 40 minutes
>some fucking slut puts up a bunch of them in stacks of 5 for 1k
>item is now worth 1k
I hope any mother fucking whore that does this gets shot. The item is selling fast and you can make money as fast as me but you want to crash the market. Eat shit you furry name erping scumbag
>>381309384
>>381307841
she is confirmed girl
no feminine penis
u can go home
we're all happy merchants
>>381304640
I quit warframe over that god awful trade system.
People ask for outrageous prices and when you complain they say "well barter", how about you fucking kys?
>>381306076
Since 99% of the trades are credit card money vs the item, the developers want you to be jewed.
The trade system is so shit to sell more plat.
>put an item on the auction house for a specific amount
>someone puts up the same item but 1 cent cheaper
>>381311185
I do this on steam all the time
>>381304640
Lists 2 items, puts price per item as doubled normal price (you think he just want to sell them both in a bulk). PM him to discover that he actualy wants double amount of money per single item. That mofo so insane, he asks 200% price and not only that, but he says that he already sold them.
>buy and sell everything at average market price, nothing higher and nothing lower
>don't have to barter with jewish merchants
>>381310693
Speaking of whores
>butterface whore that posts links to pictures of her
>gets items including cash shop items from betas
>Said betas mass false report me and I get a temp bansomeone asked if those were really pictures of her and I asked him why anyone would pose as a hambeastonly time I bought an all-channel chat megaphone but it was worth it
>Know Ember Prime is about get vaulted.
>Farm the shit out of parts, buy parts off people for cheap
>Have sets numbered in the 10s at least
>Sold them all months later for 500plat a set, sometimes even fooling some fags into believing it was worth 1000 plat.
Never would've guessed being a kike was this satisfying