Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?

Failure.

premature ejaculation

Crippling depression

>>381287669
Being a fucking loser

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Sleep

>>381287669
hypertensionnova

>>381287669
he begins to spend all day shitposting on /v/

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>>381287669
>your final thoughts when pic related is happening to you
Well?

Lazyness

>>381287669
Alcoholism

>>381287669
shit taste in games

>>381287669
Daily suicidal thoughts

>>381287669
haha

he's a dentist now

>>381287669
Invisibility

A crippling masochism fetish

I guess being able to afford a living in Venezuela nowadays is a superpower. Also I jog with heavy ankle weighs

>>381287814
Came here to post this. Glad to see that /v/ will never let me down

He'd get a pencil version of the paintbrush ability.

kssu_nothing_icon.jpg

He either learns how to draw, learns three languages, or learns how to blow a load like 10 feet across.

>>381287669
Arm spasms.

a bug dick

he learns how to alienate every one of his friends with his cripplingly bad personality and waste his life shitposting

or he becomes Kirby:Astronomer and shoots black holes/gravity powers and shit.

The power of uncontrollable urges to stick lubricated phallus-shaped objects into his rectum

>>381287669
Gayness

Being able to cough up semen seeing how I stripped naked in his belly.

Anxiety and panic attacks

Power of Blorf

Soap Bubble Ninjutsu

>>381287669
Being black

Boobies

Chinky slant eyes

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>>381289341
Teach me your secrets on the last one laddie.

>>381287669
existential nihilism

>>381287669
skin cancer

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>>381291953
bruh

Autism.

What it does is it gives Kirby the ability to act like a weirdo in front of enemies and they just walk-off screen.

Best part of this copy ability is thatIt's permanent.

>>381287998
>didn't know Sakurai liked Goya

>>381291953
ANON NOOO

>>381287669
An unjustified feeling of constant anger.

>>381287669
The power to sexualize Kirby.

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>>381287669
The ability to withstand niggers and old white women over the phone for hours a day without going nuclear. With a smile.