CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

>>381283651
who wants to 1v1 me?
>no items
>Trump only
>Mexican border

>>381283651
Gimme andrew jackson. Best president.

Washington is one of my greatest heroes, so I'll go with him.

>that kid who always picked Obama

>>381283651
Truman
>established brawler
>no-nonsense
>nuclear finishing move

>not maining Taft

>>381283651
Teddy Roosevelt obviously.
>Time to give 'em the Big Stick, old sport!

>>381283838
Alright i'll gladly 1v1 you as motherfucking Lincoln faggot
I'll hook you with my broken slave chain attack you won't see it coming at all and then i'll choke you like the pussy trump player are

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>>381284034
>that kid was black

>2017
>Not maining Lincoln, tallest POTUS
i shig

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>>381283651
>mfw I only know 10 people on this

>>381284107
Roosevelt meta is the worse. Why have 45 presidents if only Teddy, Lincoln and Washington are viable for competitive play.

>>381283651
Never will be a female. Based.

Andrew Jackson fought in a hundred duels and beat the shit out of an attempted assassin when he was elderly, on top of blowing the British the fuck out in New Orleans despite being outnumbered 3-1. There's no other choice. The fight is for second place.

>>381283651
>Main
Trump
>Alt
Polk, Jackson
>Fun side characters
JFK, Johnson, Van Buren, Cleveland

>>381283651

>Use Washington,

>Chip people to death with Apple Tree + Axe

>>381284387
you obviously never played with Reagan or Nixon dude. Or Clinton cause his rape attack is absolutely OP.

Kennedy "Curse of the christ" is underpowered thought..

>>381284426
AAAAAAAAAAAHGGH

YOU'RE SO LUCKY IT WASN'T A PAIR OF ASS CHEEKS;; I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF

Jackson all the way. He's the only one who can defeat the Banks.

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>>381283651
>not picking Based Teddy all day erry day
it's like you all don't wanna win desu

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>>381284426

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>>381283651
So Trump is the Dan of this game, right?

>>381283651
>Pick William Henry Harrison
>Lose immediately
Fuck this game man

Andrew Jackson is probably S tier
Nixon is going to have high durability stats,same with JFK since he survived in water for 3 days in shark infested waters while pulling his fellow comrade but he has lower shield stats
and Teddy will have a punishing attack,its too bad hes gonna have shit dps sustain

>>381283651
>Reagan's Star Wars level 3 Super

How the fuck do I counter getting shot by a billions lasers from all sides of the screen?

>>381283651
>not picking based jackson or teddy
Everything else and everyone else is a casual filter prove me wrong.

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>>381283651
>putting up THE WALL and chipping the opponent to death with WRONGS

Is there a more satisfying way to mine salt from your opponent?

gotta go with ol' silent cal

>>381285046
The only hard counter for that is spamming Trump's wall until it finishes.
Besides that, you're fucked.

Taft, could easily crush the competition

>>381284497
>When Lawrence’s gun misfired, he pulled out a second weapon and squeezed the trigger
>That pistol also misfired
>An enraged Jackson charged Lawrence with his cane as the shooter was subdued
>A subsequent investigation found the pistols to be in perfect working order
>The odds of both guns misfiring were found to be 125,000 to 1

>>381284884

>He doesn't know how to make the most of those 31 seconds.

>Pick Jackson
>big coat technique make hitboxes so wonky people struggle to even touch you
>even when taking shots directly to chest, "old hickory" ability allows you to laugh it off like it's nothing
>immunity to indians
>have best taunt, stupid fucking parrot comes in and talks shit after a victory

S TIER

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>>381285203
FUCK YOU FUCKING DRUMPF MAINNN
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCOOP ATTACK
WHEN IS GOD inctrademarked GOING TO NERF YOU FAGGOT

>>381285203
until Reagan's "Tear Down this Wall" move makes the wall about as strong as tissue paper

Can I download the guest fighter DLC of youngHMTQ or King George III?

If not, I'll go with Honest Abe with a pocket Garfield main

>>381283883
Andrew Jackson Mirror Match in the ruins of the Federal Bank.

How the FUCK do I avoid Hoover's fully charged "Economy Crash"?

>>381285584

SCOOPS

SCOOPS

HAAGEN

How come FDR gets to have THREE special attacks?

>>381285640
you play Franklin Delano Roosevelt and use his New deal ultimate attack, duh.

>>381285291
>>381285203
Yeah right, as if any opponent is going to be willing to do the input to pay the gauge for the wall. Trump is just just a joke character.

It does not help he also got nerfed because people kept complaining they didn't get the female character in the poll and keep flooding the debs with complaints.

>>381285616
>Be Garfield
>get shot in 4 mins

>>381283651
Give me andrew jackson, that endurance is out of this world

>>381285640
That's not Hoover's, though. People always get that confused. You're thinking of the guy to the left of him.

>>381283651
Who /trickydick/ here?

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What ever happened to that rumoured Hillary Clinton DLC?

How do I get around Lincolns satellite top hat projectile?

>>381285734
>Implying dealing with the Polio and Day of Infamy debuffs are worth it

>>381285729
because of his polio nerf

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>>381283651
>tfw main Jimmy Carter even though he's the underdog

Both Bushes have the cheapest fucking specials. Fuck yourself.

>>381285764
>be Garfield
>get shot 4x
>survive

I love +DEF characters

>>381284767
Why?

>>381283651
i would pick clinton

nobody would want to punch you in the mouth because they would be scared of catching something you have

downside would be the rotting old body of a pedo beta

>>381285613
>Playing against Trump's worst matchup with Trump

That's why you have a pocket Dubya, dummy.

>>381285854
Lost the opinion poll but the devs decided to go with Trump anyway. Some people say some russians hacked the studio and manipulated the polls, but that's a little farfetched.

I really liked that Al Gore character they teased. Manipulating the terrain seemed like a cool fighting style. Roosevelt could do it slightly but I wouldn't have minded the mechanic be expanded upon.

>>381283968
>Jack of All Trades, Master of None character
>People just spam wooden teeth chow down combo

fuck outta here

>Nobody plays John "Shit in your cunt" Quincy Adams

HE'S NOT LOW TIER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>381283651
Pre-Constitution DLC when?

>Rotate between Taylor, Tyler, Filmore and Hayes
>None of them is especially good, but you can often get a victory simply because the opponent has forgotten what your abilities do

William Henry Harrison has a limit break after 31 days.

Gotta go with the Ryu, Washington

>>381285913
> Playing the underpowered nutjob noob bait because he got UFO and laser attack

lol get a load of this guy

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>>381283651
Thank God for Paul Jennings and Dollie Madison. And that random cook.

>Jefferson.

>He summons slaves on screen to do special moves for him.

CALVIN COOOOOOOOOOOOOLIDGE

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How do I stop the 9/11 disaster in the Bush jr. campaign? America goes to shit every time and even if I activate the muslim ban and glass the entire middle east it still keeps happening

>>381286104
kek

Anyone got any pizza hut coupons

>>381284727
Nah. Trump is low skill floor low skill ceiling character. He has a stupid easy combo but the moment you see through his bullshit he is bottom tier garbage.

>>381286123
Washdog is the Ken. Consistently top tier.

Madison is the Ryu and Jefferson is the Guile. 'Cause he had guile.

I'm untouchable as Nixon.

>>381286053
Yeah, devs have been getting a bit crazy with cut content lately, I don't care about their "electoral college" excuses

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>Al Gore DLC got shafted because Bush babies and their petitions

>>381286231
Have you tried glassing Israel and disbanding the CIA instead?

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>>381283651
>He doesn't go full on defensive as Taft
Who cares if you can barely move if your opponents can't KO you

>>381286231
Prevent the towers from being built, dummy. You gotta talk to the Bill and Ted NPCs in Jefferson's to start a multi campaign quest line.

>>381286231
I'm guessing choosing not to help Afghanistan in Reagan's questline, but it makes Russia a lot harder to deal with

>tfw nothing can perfectly counter Bush's 9/11 special

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>Truman's lvl 3 super

jesus fuck it covers the entire screen and does massive damage through blocks

what the fuck are you even supposed to do

>>381286323
>Ron Paul won TWO charity contests and they still decided to advance McCain and Romney to the finals of the character contests

>James Madison
>5'4"

Smaller hitbox. Like picking Oddjob in Goldeneye.

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>Dick Cheney DLC plays just like Deadshot from Injustice 2

>trump isn't my legitimate president
>not having hillary as the 45th DLC update

This triggers me so much

>pick William Henry Harrison
>HP drops like crazy as sooon ax the match begins
>lose before I can even attack

Who balanced this game

>>381283651
FREE FOR ALL

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>He doesn't main Silent Cal

Literally lmao'ing @ u

>>381286323
>tfw Jeb got shafted because faggots threw a fit over a 3rd Bush clone

President WE WUZ
>play race card before match for bonus
>shitty performance, even in the second match (term)
>play race card after losing match

>>381285854
Apparently there was this bug where if your opponents did something wrong they would gain support instead of lose it

>New China stage DLC
>ONLY Nixon can use it.

Why.

>>381286458
spotted the jap. I've never seen a western player get hit by that, EVER. git gud.

>Tre no American Mosou game

>>381286494
McCain didn't even have anti-air moves. His hitboxes LITERALLY couldn't go above his shoulders. He loses EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. George W. H. Bush's aerial game vs. McCain is probably the worst match up in any fucking fighting game ever. Thank God McCain wasn't put in.

>>381284148

>he thinks Lincoln gave a fuck about slaves

oh boy, ya'll really gotta brush up on your civil war history.

Stop hating on James Buchanan.

He's a zoner.

>>381284107
Roosevelt mains represent.

>>381286535
>When the Mike Pence DLC lets you go deus volt
Sparks will fly

>>381286458
you mean the atomic bomb? Yeah it's really overpowered but you can reduce the impact severely by using Trump "ZA WALL" but for the moment he hard counters everyone.

>>381286632
He has zero defense against AIDS and GAY attacks so they gave him some shitty DLC to make up for it.

>>381286606
Jeb! already shows up enough in the game as is, he doesn't need playable character status

>>381283651
>competitive play has term limits set to 2 min

Jefferson and his port lock are incredible in terms of power. How can other presidents even compete?

>>381286686
He's thinking of Jefferson. He certainly gave a fuck about slaves.

>>381286676
you didn't know?
having McCain int the game would've changed the Aircraft carrier map to have it be set on fire

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Who would win in a death match involving all the presidents? My money is on Teddy.

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>>381286841
>TFW you realize they specifically made Obama a bad matchup against Jefferson

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Post your face when 0-4

>not going for dubya
>put the w.m.d debuff for maximum damage
>finish them off with the twin towers

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>>381286098
President of the Continental Congress from 1774 to 1781:
1. Peyton Randolph (1st time) - September 5, 1774 - October 22, 1774
2. Henry Middleton (acting) - October 22, 1774 - October 26, 1774. Yeah. Four days.
No one, Congress adjourned - October 26, 1774 - May 10, 1775. Over 6 months without a national leader. No wonder foreign governments thought we were done for.
3. Peyton Randolph (2nd time) - May 10, 1775 - May 24, 1775. Two weeks. Yay.
4. John Hancock - May 24, 1775 - October 28, 1777
5. Charles Thomson (acting) - October 29, 1777 - November 1, 1777. You read that right. Two. Fucking. Days.
6. Henry Laurens - November 1, 1777 - December 9, 1778
7. John Jay - December 10, 1778 - September 28, 1779
8. Samuel Huntington - September 28, 1779 - March 2, 1781

How do you fight Lincoln? That reach is literally retarded.

>Get pubstomped by Grant's unconditional surrender drunken rage combo chain.
>Grant flails around with unbridled wrath and agony
>his victory taunt is him profusely apologizing and dropping to his knees and crying.

I've seen this more times than I like to admit but it never ceases to be jarring

>>381286676
Those contests were the weakest. We had Obama and McCain, then Obama and Romney. can't get worse that that

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Jefferson Davis is a super hidden character

>finally get a character representing the place I live
>expect a kickass cowboy on the level of Roosevelt
>get George Whogivesafuck Bitch

Fuck this, Texas deserves better.

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>mfw beating Hard Mode

Fuck yeah. Someone needs to nerf Lewinsky BJ, saved my ass when I was at 6HP and there were like no repercussions.

>>381283651
Totally Taft. His Bathtub super literally crushes his opponents.

>>381286964
Just choose the Ford's Theater stage, the stage hazards make it really unbalanced

>New Deal's a Deal
Isn't this game supposed to be pg13?

>>381286964
Trump has great zoning with his wall spam. Lincoln is awful vs. long range attacks/spam. Also Jackson and Roosevelt with their STUPID AS FUCK defenses can just walk through lanky lincoln and start punching his shit in.

>>381287052
>DDE and LBJ rep'd Texas

>>381286964
He's vulnerable to ranged attacks from the back. Just sneak behind him while he's taunting.

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>>381287027
No, he's the unplayable Final Boss of All Bosses. Comes right after Karnov.

>>381286928
>I'll be taking Michelle with me to show her what's in these "unalienable tights".

Jesus fuck, devs

>>381286606
>He wants rehashed animations and character models

We almost got a second Clinton too. Why wouldn't you idiots want fresh characters? Muh nostalgia doesn't count as a reason. We all know you played Bush as a kid but that doesn't mean we need three clones of him in the latest game.

>>381287027
Devs patched him out a while ago

>>381287027
I'm tired of hearing these lies. Just because he is a reskin of Jackson during the Lincoln campaign doesn't mean he is a unique character.

>>381287152
I'm talking about recently. We haven't had anything good going for us since. You'd think something would have changed after the Civil War event.

>>381287072
Clinton is fucking immune to chip damage I swear. His recovery is just too fucking good. Economy recovery and Lewinsky BJ recovery are just too much. Lewinsky was suppose to be super duper punishable but ITS A FUCKING LIE.

Nerf Obama

>>381286946
>finish them off with the twin towers
>using a super that costs 30% of your health to use in addition to fuckloads of meter

Fuck off with that gimmicky garbage. It only works if you're playing against an absolute retard.

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>>381283651
How did I do guys?

JFK main right here. A perfect character if not for the shitty head shot sweet spot exploit. Why the devs did this was beyond me everyone loves JFK if only he lasted longer on the field

>>381287443
Terribly. Go back to Yurop.

>>381287443
>comic sans
1/10

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Anyone else looking forward to the Elizabeth "Pocahantas" Warren DLC?
>Rain Dance Special
>Spear projectile
>Dream Catcher grab
>Can summon her ancestor "Shitting Bull"

>>381287443
Chuckled until I got to John Wayne, then I laughed.

>>381287443
More or less

>>381287443
17/44 OK by American standards

The most underrated character is motherfucking John Adams.

>Impartial attacks
>Independent attacks
>Lawyer and Judge Hammers
>So much fucking HP and Defenses

Seriously... Attack Power of Jefferson, HP of Regan, Defense power of Lincoln, holy fuck.

Sure he has a small move pool, but his stats are OP

>>381287443
You forgot Benjamin Franklin, dumbass. Good on Nikola though. Not many people remember him. Zapman himself takes heavy notes from his political philosophies.

>>381287515
Yeah JFK sucks vs. zoning and range spam but considering all of his other stats are above average, you can take that one fucking weakness.

>>381287608
Jackson mains will have a field day with nonstop Trail of Tears combos

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>>381287443
>BAINES

>>381287443
after teddy is taft, then after taft is herbert hoover. and before teddy is mckinley
nikola telsa is calvin coolidge
john wayne is ronald reagan
after jfk is lyndon b. johnson

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>Not maining Cromwell in the inevitable crossover

Which one's the grappler?

>>381287617

Both Adams are fucking great but since they aren't fucking super exploitable people think they are shit tier.

>>381287617
don't forget XYZ affair zoning

>>381287443
White text with a black outline! It's readable against any color! A few of those I can only read by context.

>>381287668
JFK has horrendous hit points, three hits makes him lose his entire life bar

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>>381287780
>Implying he'd get in before Big Daddy Vlad

>>381283651
Gonna have to go with Andrew Jackson.

>>381287780
>Shitty Britbong knockoff version

Unplayable trash.

>>381287787
Grant. He's like Zangief+Bane with booze instead of green shit

Obama can likely take on most of them

>>381287787
Lincoln and Grant

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>>381287027
>tfw trump's Great wall block is just a reskinned version of Jeff davis' stonewall jackson assist

>>381283651
true neutral: coolidge

>>381283651
>That kid who ran around school like Lincoln

>>381288053
Stonewall is a charging tackle version, though. and it has wallbounce.

>>381283651

No one picked George Washington? For shame.

>>381288041
Lincoln is more of a footsie striker character, if you're doing his command grabs, you're playing him wrong. There's a reason why the grabs space the characters so far apart after a usage.

>>381287993
Yeah he can do it for all the wrong reasons. Every since the Trump patch the devs keep pushing Obama as a god in story so all the good shit goes to him

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wtf is with hidden sub-boss Cruz hes impossible

>>381283651
Trump doesn't really count since he will be impeached before the end of 2018.

>>381288204
Third reply numbdick

>>381287787

Lincoln is the lanky grappler, Grant is the Bear, Trump can also grab'em by the pussy and his crazy strong hand-shake. Roosevelt is like an anti-grappler.

>>381287993
Only because the devs keep buffing him for no reason

>>381288249

H-He's fast!

>>381288253
A president is a president. Even if he is low tier trash.

>>381288249
You gotta do Bernie's questline first. He'll calm him down. Or just betray Trump and steal the delegates, but that's a bad end.

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>>381288249
I wanted to see him with his "Delegates" moveset

>playing against Andrew Jackson main
>he uses the trail of tears combo

>>381288249
You need to beat him before giving him a chance to gather up his delegates, otherwise he's invincible.

>>381288406
I really wanted that secret Zodiac Killer skin but I couldn't make out the secret ARG code for it.

>>381288439
>not being able to dodge the move that has -3 priority unless you're a Native American

Stop mashing the heavy attacks. Use light and medium for footsies

>FDR can't get hit by high attacks
>Lincoln is useless against him

Shit game

>>381283651
Why is trump on there? He's not even considered the people's president because he lost the popular vote. The US election is a fucking joke

>>381284727
No that would be Taft.

>Trump has a command grab that can only be used on female characters
>no female characters in game

The fuck?

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>He doesn't main Andrew Jackson

Literally, LITERALLY the only character in the game capable of taking down the Federal Bank

>>381288613
>Lincoln also didn't win popular vote
>Not every president is high tier
>Nixon is still in
>Roosevelt is practically a fucking God

Calm your tits.

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So I've been stuck on the final boss Al Gore for a week now.

Global Warming is LITERALLY unstoppable, even when I win the election by rigging the vote, the whole world is fucking destroyed a few terms later. How do I avoid it?

>>381288613
You know that's not the first time it happened right?

>>381288613
>popular vote
>worth shit

We got a yuropoor in the thread everyone
America is a representative republic, not a democracy

>>381288770
Again, time machine. Go back to Jefferson and talk to Bill and Ted

>>381288253
Then neither would Clinton or Nixon, bitch.

>>381288734
>Trump sucks even in vidya

>>381288748
>>381288828
>>381288773
You do know trump lost by a landslide right?

>>381288253
There is literally a president on that list that lasted 31 days. Dont be retarded. He made the list and he is stuck there now for the rest of history.

>>381288708
Taft is my main. He's the E. Honda. Garfield is Dan.

>>381288734
How far have you gotten in the story? Do Trump's arcade mode again and don't get hit once. Then when you get to the boss it's satanic Hillary. The only way to beat her is the command grab

>>381288583
don't be dumb fuck, just spam emancipation, it beats new deal every time

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>>381288960
>few million illegals voting made a 1% difference in popular vote
>landslide

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>>381288960
>a thread about an imaginary video game with every shitposting and having a good time
>your faggot ass comes in because /pol/ kicked you out
>Forgetting many presidents have had scandals and even didn't have over 50% popular vote

What the actual fuck are you doing here? Trump is shit, we get it. He's fucking F- tier but he's still a fucking president you nignog. Get the fuck out.

>>381289060
>illegals
Proof?
>implying it wasnt 10millions

>all these babies who cant even handle trump being mentioned as a president

lmao he's there forever. also has the GOAT taunt.

>there are still people underestimating Trump
>MAGA attacks
>Mother of Load Bomb that takes like 99% of the screen
>Confefe confusion attacks
>Tons of Wall and Hotel defenses
>Absorbs all globalism style attacks
>Pollution attacks fucks up Obama, Clinton, Bush, Nixon, Roosevelts

Trump is amazing in this meta.

What the fuck is up with the DLC schedule for this game? I mean, holy shit, only 1 new character every 4-8 years?! I respect that the roster is already plenty large, but damn. If you're gonna release more, do it at a reasonable pace.

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>>381283651
>Dev team hasn't nerfed the shit out of Ronald "If it's black it's on crack" Reagan

>>381289407
Let me guess, you've only been fighting against Hillary training dummies? He gets destroyed by almost anyone else in the roster regardless of skill level. His moves are just too predictable.

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>>381289407

>Not mentioning his insane "4D chess" move that leaves his opponents dumbfounded and confused

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who /jebhead/ here?

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>>381289407
Just don't reclass him into a Beastmaster. Can you avoid the Impeach event if you pump INT and CHA?

>>381289713
>shitty waluigi tier mario clone that was teased as DLC

pffft

Richard Nixon playing the sax

>>381289713
Jeb was a mess from the very beginning

>>381288734

it's useful against trash mobs in the presidental campaign mode but not much else.

it's also a hard counter to clinton's lewinksy summon, but you have to time it right.

>>381283651
MILLARD FILLMORE

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>>381289713
>Train Hexes until 27.0
>Still can't make anyone clap

Fuck you and your fucking meme candidate

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>>381289186
>>381288960
Hillary """""won""""" the popular vote by 3 mil votes

Now by looking at the map, the places that heavily voted for Hillary, like California for example, its legal to give drivers licenses/ID's without the need to be a US citizen

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>>381289798
>MFW Roosevelt's Beastmaster build SHITS ALL OVER AND INSIDE Trump builds
>Draft Dodge meter skill literally does fuck all against Bear spam

So fucking satisfying.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54degO-D4qw

THREAD THEME

>>381289863
you're thinking of Clinton

>>381289863
Nixon only played the skin flute.

>>381283651
Robert E Lee should've been president,

>>381290015
WRONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1taQl-wOmo

>>381290204
He could plausibility have won had he ran. He was loved by the South and at least respected by the North

Would vamp slayer Lincoln be the akuma?

>>381290285
>Kekistan theme.
No thanks.

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>He doesn't Taft

>pick Trump
>"Opponent has left the match."

>fight an FDR player
>half of my attacks no matter who I use go right over him because of his stupid wheelchair hitbox

How is this balanced in any way at all? And no, muh polio kicking in at round 3 doesn't count at all.

nixon's helicopter combo is really cool but why do I always start with 18.5 HP missing?

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>that John Calhoun main who's always belligerent about you not getting the overpriced "Heroes of the Confederacy" DLC

Guys, we need a tier list for 3v3 mode. What is the SSS+ tier combo?

don't forget opposing ideologies generally make shitty assists.

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>>381284767
Lee! Get the fuck in here, my faggot alarm is beeping

>>381290674
Washington/Washington/Washington

Everyone else is a meme character

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>>381290617
>unironically playing a vampire

>>381290794

There is always a weeb character.

>>381290009
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jun/19/noncitizen-illegal-vote-number-higher-than-estimat/

>>381290674
Too balanced to really make a good call. Most people do like Jackson/Grant/Eisenhower trio though.

Makes since with their high powered offense. But it also gets beat by Washington/Wilson/FDR

>>381283651
Black man.

>>381287430
It's a bug. The devs forgot to define one of their "is" variables.

>>381283651
>Any of these dumb motherfuckers not picking Andrew "Almost beat my would-be assassin to death with my cane if it wasn't for these pussies pulling me off him" Jackson
Scubs.

>>381284767
Where the fuck is the secret horsefucker I need to know the exact picture it came from

>>381290879
What about dat sweet Lincoln/FDR/Washington combo? Strong war-time combos but also the crazy height differences between Lincoln and wheelchair bound FDR? Washington to round it out.

>>381290879
Eh...

Adams, Lincoln, Taft lawyer synergy is OP.

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>>381290674
Lincolns vampire slayer assist attack is OP, he's a guaranteed third slot in any top tier team unless you get into some weird shenanigans like the Bush + Bush attack. Ideally you'd probably want your best character in the second slot in case a faggot FDR player uses his New Deal attack to switch out your first slot with his. The most meta move would be to put a literal who in first slot and watch FDR players shit their pants trying to figure out his match ups but then your screwed as above if your playing someone wonky like Bush.

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>>381290674
Teddy Roosevelt+Taft is pretty good, third member can be anyone you want depending on playstyle

>>381283651
Trump because he single handedly defeated Hillary's Stand [DELETE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HpgiGRpR_Q&t=5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIc59pwoCGI&t=9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgzTfhGBHoQ&t=116s

>>381290674

Nixon, Trump and Clinton actually have really good synergy with each other. Its the ultimate dodging and stalling comp, you just gotta watch out for the Special Prosecutor assist move.

As an offensive support main I really loved Obama's amazing HP and his Healthcare active buff.

Trump's defensive playstyle is absolute shit. The Wall active power never fucking activates, despite it being core on his character.

How do you even do damage to Ronald Reagan players who just sit in the corner and spam "I don't recall". Every time I get close to hitting them they just blow their meter and use "Ollie North takes one for the team".

>>381291215
Yeah but Trump is opposed to climate unlike Nixon and Clinton and Clinton has that democrat status. It's pure stall mode but there is practically no synergy. Literally only works unless someone plays a crazy high damage combo like Roosevelt/Jackson/Grant or God forbid they go Reagan crack spam.

>>381283651
obama and clinton need a nerf it's so stupid clinton got a minor nerf and instead of nerfing obama they instead release trump to counter him without realizing he gets shit stomped by every other president

>>381290674
You can't go wrong with the Washington/Jefferson/Madison combo. Jefferson and Madison's rivalry increases their stats by 20%, and Washington's Leadership keeps them focused enough to keep the downsides minimal.

>>381291343
Reagan has shit defense vs. human rights spam. Obama is practically a hard counter. Reagan literally will do nothing vs. him.

>>381291173
This is one of the worst combinations. Taft and Roosevelt only have like 2 or 3 good moves that synergizes at all. It sounds great in the beginning, but it goes horribly near the end of the match. They fucking hurt each other badly for some reason.

>>381291343

Reagan's a tough nut to crack, he's the reason pocket Obama is popular now.

>>381291343
There's an assist character to make that move useless. Buy the stained clothing from the shop.

>>381291512
That's the fucking combo on the back of the box as an example. Tragedy is that once Washington goes down, the combo is dead. You can't switch washington in. Too risky.

>>381291330
git gud scrub

>>381283651
us vs uk 3 ultimate was my shit

>>381290674
Anti-Bankers Jackson and JFK/Jefferson/Madison do well against Wilson/FDR/Obama but don't have the offenses of Teddy/Grant/Ike.

>>381291343
Characters with teleport mixups like Roosevelt's Unseen War attack or abusing Patton as an assist character are your best options, I really hope they nerf him as his zoning game, every zoning character really is ridiculous. Every game with ridiculous characters like Pre War Washington's tactical retreat is bringing down the meta.

Team Tank
Jackson, Teddy, and Trump.

I wanted to main Kennedy, but he's susceptible to one hit kills.

>>381283651
I choose FDR. He has a really strong handicap

>>381291656
Washington works great as a closer, though. The trick is to pick the characters in reverse order. Washington's passive is always active.

>>381291419

The climate moves aren't even good and Trump gets the Chinese Hoax move to compensate, which you can cancel into Currency Manipulator, or at least you could until they removed Currency Manipulator. Dunno what the new tech is. Clinton is democrat status and can't assist Trump but Clinton's job is just to stall as long as possible while Trump charges meter for the Wall. There isn't any other character that has the Perjury counter.

>>381284884
>>381285490
I know right? I bet this idiot doesn't even know how to purge his coat for the blizzard speech and shopping trip infinite combo.

>>381291908
John Adams/Jefferson bug was the best fucking thing this game had. There was nothing like getting a double K.O and suddenly both fighters are back to full health.

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>Best thread in /vee/ is a fucking shitpost about a fake game that should exist but doesnt and everyone is getting along except that one Reddit autismo who tried to shit up the thread

Literally the only good part of this whole board.

>>381292239
What about those groovy Ataricats?

>>381292239
and what surprises me is that its political related yet no liberal outburst or right-wing fagging has happened yet

this is a rare thread

>>381284156
>>381284034

he not black hes mulatto

>>381292219
Anon...that was a lag bug, Jefferson K.Oed five frames before.

Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson feel like they've been in plenty of scraps in their life.

>>381292219
I just wish they didn't drop Franklin. He was so good in the demo.

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>>381292324
>tfw Presidential Combat 2600 is an Atari box exclusive

>>381291827
>sucseptible to 1HKOs
That's only if he's out in the open, he has great synergy with tanky characters, like Teddy, and his Unite the People ability lets you summon some minions to act as meatshields.

All you really need to do is to keep him alive until his Space Program ultimate is online and it's basically a free win the game button.

>All these scrubs complaining about JFK's weakness to to being surprise OHKO'd

It's literally a core part of his character, he's built around it. Just don't leave yourself open for long enough for the opponent to capitalize on it. PROTIP: The motorcade combo is almost never worth it, despite the extra meter it builds.

>>381292239
President game threads are one of the consistently fun parts of /v/. From my experience the only threads that have a similar consistency are Kotor II, YELLING and threads that are talking about /a/, /co/, /tv/, or other crossboard stuff that's a specific topic to it.

THIS FUCKING WHEELCHAIR MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

ITS SO STUPID THEY SAID THEY WERE NERFING HIM BY GIVING HIM POLIO

THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING BUFF HALF THE MOVES IN THE GAME DON' TEVEN HIT HIM ANYMORE


ALL CRIPPLEFAGS NEED TO UNINSTALL RIGHT NOW

>>381292412
Choose the Aaron Burr support on Jefferson then hold block and switch while the match starts.

>>381291827
The problem with Trump is that he is completely checked by Reagan, who can Gorbachev The Wall.

JFK is weak to ranged attacks, sure, but his special moves don't use as much stamina and he is OP on water maps

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>>381292438
Early leaked confirmed by shaky blurry camera shot of a black screen with white impact font on it launch titles of the Atari tomcat:

>Edd Ed and Eddy Online
>Presidential fighters 20xx
>An actually good Star Trek Game that Dukat fucking shuts up about.
>Real life MMORPG
>/v/ mansion

Wait a second, why the fuck does Obama have the Peace Prize buff?

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>>381292487

Obligatory. Fucking summoner builds.

>>381292412
They couldn't secure the rights before the game launched. It was him or Washington and Ben was already 83. I think they made the right call.

>>381292687

>That feel when Reagan checks Trump who checks Obama who checks Reagan. It makes picking against these fucks so fucking boring. Watching faggots just pick the charmander to your bulbasaur or the rock to your scissors. FUCK.

>>381283651

>truman gets TWO supers

why the fuck does he need two? just one is complete overkill and he gets fucking two of them?

>>381292219
Oh shit!

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>>381292923
>>381292653
>>381292412
>MFW Hamilton yells HUZZAH

>>381292839
He got it for not being W. God damn man read the manual.

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>Taft's hitbox is still wildly over registering

Why can't they fucking fix this broken game.

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>>381292597
>Can't beat a fucking cripple
Just use the 22nd Amendment active item before he reaches level 4.

>>381293042
>Spamming Hamilton taunt to tilt scrubs.

Fanfuckingtastic.

>Hotfix 1957.11: Fixed bug where Truman would start peforming Dewey victory taunts after winning a fight against a Dewey.

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>>381283651
>Henry Clay Secret Character

>>381293084
The hitbox actually scales for the bathtub attack though. You can abuse the fuck out of this for Pauline Wayne's milk support.

>>381292839

devs claim they're still trying to see how minority presidents will work and it's there as a buffer to keep him on-par with the whites. really unnecessary now imo, especially after the 8 years of constant buffs he's gotten.

>>381292487
What? Is he the Jean grey of this game?

>>381292412
What are you talking about? Franklin Pierce is in the game. I don't know how to use him though

Which version of Cleveland is the better one? As far as I can tell the only difference are their Administration assists

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>not purchasing the international expansion pack

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>Has actual combat experience.
>Invested in high-tech sector
>A well-balanced president that isn't a shallow slippery silver-tongued serpent, nor a taciturn stoic snake.
>Believes in small government
>Actually knows where capitol hill is
>Philanthropist in Africa, Romania and several other deprived countries
>Actually does something about Nuclear proliferation.

STILL NOT IN THIS FUCKING GAME. BULLSHIT. FUCKING lalilulelo BULLSHIT

>>381293802
We go by last names, anon. Middle initials then last if we need to.

>>381283651
Grant, with his special attack command grab, the Unconditional Surrender.

>>381292332
No it's not you fucking newfag. President fighter has always been around. It's the spiritual successor to the old Disney princess fighter game back in the late 2000s

>>381283651
James Buchanan's "Confirmed Bachelor" move really disturbs me. I can't handle playing against it.

>>381294068
i know its been around, im just surprised that it's still sustainable even to this day

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>don't actually like LBJ's character that much
>play him just because of his "Treatment" Lv. 3

Am I alone in this? That shit feels so good to land.

>>381283651
Who else here is a Jackson main?

>>381283651
How do I beat Thomas Jefferson, anons? I'm playing as Alexander Hamilton and Jefferson's support Aaron Burr keeps one-shoting me. I can't even touch the fucker.

>>381294462
You and all the other tryhards

>>381289713
The guacamole bowl mine trick just doesn't work, even if you set up the pocket turtle before hand. He needs buffs.

>>381283651
>not playing Kennedy and using his PT boat

>>381293876
>International DLC
>Hype as fuck
>Just some shitty modern age Yurop cucks like Hitler and Churchwill (who is literally a clone of Roosevelt)
>No Henry the 8th with his crazy Wife summoner/suicide build
>No Asians
>No African kangs

Literally just WW2 the shitty expansion.

>S tier
Washington
FDR
Nixon
Lincoln
Jackson
Taft
Polk
>A tier
Adams
JFK
Teddy
Madison
Jefferson
Ford
Eisenhower
Wilson
Truman
>B tier
Monroe
Harding
Obama
Bush

And the rest are unusable??

Where does trump fit?

>other player picks trump
>lets the intro play every single time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SljiWmfGSPg

it is pretty good i'll admit

Who's your least favorite to play against, your kryptonite?

I can't stand playing against Rutherfraud Hayes. The dude's hitboxes don't make sense, and his moves are such bullshit. Such a dishonest playstyle.

>>381286003
>Implying Dubya comes close to countering Reagan

Reagan's only true counter is old age and alzheimers and neither are playable characters in this game

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>maining reagan
>all of the sudden this stupid fucking QTE happens

I can't get past it. What the fuck were the devs thinking?

>>381294618
Your tierqueer shit has no place in the inauguration meta.

>>381294678
As a Jefferson main, Abe really fucks me up

>>381289863
His rap battle super is a legit sleeper OP move. No one seems to know about it since it isn't anywhere in the command list, but its really powerful.

>>381290442
President Taft is shit though.

Now Justice Taft...that's some good stuff right there.

>>381283651
Trump. He's way to OP with that fucking wall that keeps the opponent on the other side, and forces them to climb it, only to be knocked back down by his assist, Border Patrol.

>>381294618
Trump is too new to place but he's probably gimmick tier with his stupid fake outs like wall spam and his fake grabs like his handshake and pussy grab (literally doesnt work in this male dominated game).

>gimmick tier
Trump
Adam's family in 2v2
Bush Jr. with daddy issues build (desert storm 2.0) ITS LITERALLY DAN TO RYU JUST PLAY FUCKING BUSH SR.

Any more to add?

>>381294678
Coolidge. All because of that SNEAKY FUCKING RACCOON.

>>381294683
Bush and Regan are pretty good. There's other options for Bush but Regan is a solid choice for 1v1 or 3v3.

And you guys should look at Daigos Ford. I don't know how the Jap did it, but he's changing the meta.

>>381283651
Black Bull Barack would deck all of those cracker faggots

>>381283651
Cracked articles have taught me that Jackson was the biggest badass ever and Teddy was awesome too

>>381294678
I can't fucking beat House-building Carter. Only 7 fucking people play him and they are all fucking Georgia those inbred faggots but all he fucking does is spam house building techs so once he does some chip damage they just run out the timer and claim it was a good fucking game.

>>381286249
>winning against all odds is now lowtier.
lmao

>>381294618
Don't sleep on McKinley; he has a low life bar, but everything is solid.

Grant's pretty good too; he's been rated too low by a few influential pro players but he's actually really good if you have a good grasp on fundamentals.

>>381295131
>Gimmick character gets his gimmick off for one round and everyone thinks he's high tier

Too new to tell but we'll see.

>>381283651
James K. Polk. He's a hidden gem. I'm also related to him.

>>381294730
That you'd know to block the hidden flechette in Parr's sleeve when he tries to get you to "safety" in the limo.

>>381286905
Eisenhower shoots all of them

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>Fighting against a laggy Nixon
>both down to like 20% hp
>hiding in the corner, throwing too many IANACs to attack
>throw out my super as he lags
>mfw the special Impeachment cutscene begins to play

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>>381283651
>tfw Reagan is a movie tie-in character

>>381283651
Weird thing about this pic is that nobody remembers 90% of these people.

>>381295237
i worship polk. godspeed.

>>381295265
projectile spamming shitter. As much as I hate this shit, I can handle it by just picking Trump and using GREAT WALL to block that trash.

>>381283651
Ronald Reagan

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>>381283651
Millard Filmore is too op when is the nerf coming

>>381283651
I'd main Carter and Obama because I always play low tier characters.

>No George Sears
>No Michael Wilson
This truly is the darkest timeline.

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>45 Presidents
>Actually only 44 people
FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME A RE-SKINNED VERSION OF THE SAME CHARACTER YOU FUCKERS

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I was in Japan the other day and was playing in an arcade there, and I noticed that Buchanan is really odd there. He's a dude in the American version, but he's apparently a crossdresser or trans in the Japanese version?

Is it just because they don't want gays in the game?

>>381295473
Literally only 3 people play him so nobody truly knows how powerful he is. They'll never nerf him.