>Leave the Nintendo Switch to me

HOW WILL NINTENDRONES EVER RECOVER

WE

>>381269168
still better grapphics than switcg

>>381269168
I don't even want to imagine the delay.

if he just bought a vita he could remote play.

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>>381269168
BRUH

>>381269168
Why would you not just install your TV in the bathroom?

Why?

>>381269506
Zero delay, since the controller is still synced with the PS4

>everyone that worked on onlive didn't even get to see it implemented into psn now
>being bought out just so they can store all your work somewhere on a hard drive
>vita / PS4 remote play is still assbackwards retarded where every keystroke needs to go through 10 countries underwater so it can appear back 5 inches from you

If only we had a LAN FaceTime equivalent that was easy to deploy for a consumer

>>381269661
theres a delay between what is on the tv and what shows up on his ipad

>>381269661
The screen would still have massive delay, you retard.

>>381269536
Remote play is available on more things than just the Vita now, Anon.

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>exposing your ps4 controller to steam and water

>>381269612
>electronics
>in a room with steam

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>>381269661
You can't be this stupid.

>>381269612
Well first of all anon, your regular tv ain't exactly "regulation" when it comes to health and saftey of electrical apliances within a bathroom. It lack the correct rating. Second, you can actually buy Videospa monitors and waterproof speakers for use in bathroom installtion. A 22" videospa will cost you $1000 easy though.

>>381269168
THIS AFRICAN MONKEY LOOKING FELLOW IS THE FUTURE

>>381269506
DAMAGE CONTROL

NINTEN BABBIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>381269925
How did she not bump that table and knock everything off into the tub

>>381269506
Shorter than waiting for switch games to come out

>>381269168
Must be a nigger if he doesn't just use remote play instead.

>>381269168
>PlayStation Now is on PC.
>Put it on laptop.
>Can do this without FaceTime.
???

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>>381269168
Redpill me on baths

>you hop in
>you rinse yourself off
>you are now literally bathing in the same dirt you were trying to wash off
>you get up
>you are now somehow "clean"

DATS RIGHT NINTENDOIS

I GOTS ME A SWITCH NOW AHAHAHA

>>381270472
They're for relaxation. When you're done with the bath, you rinse yourself off in the shower.

>>381270472
According to my chinese cartoons, the bath is just to relax and you clean yourself before going in.

>>381270472
The Jews got triggered by showers so they invented and promoted baths.

>>381270472
Wrong order.
>you rinse yourself off
>you hop in
>you are now literally bathing and relaxing

>>381270472
You still need to shower after quick, a barh is for relax not for clean. And another thing! If you wash up dishes, and you don't first rinse them down with the tap before you put them out to dry, you havn't cleaned shit

>>381270472
its more chillin in a tiny pool than it is cleaning yourself

>>381270360
Alright, this was a decent burn

>>381270294
That's the roll on top of the bath to keep the water warm. In Japan (or at least my family) everybody takes a bath using the same water, after cleaning themselves. It's also heavy enough not to get knocked off.

>>381269168
He's not even taking a bath. He's just sitting in water.

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>>381270918
>In Japan (or at least my family) everybody takes a bath using the same water,
that's disgusting

>>381270472
I only ever have one when I have a flu or something

>>381270918
Is it true you all bath with your attractive sisters and boner but she knows and likes it actually? Huh?

>>381271074
You're not supposed to jack it in there.

>>381271074
They shower themselves clean first ya dingus
The bath itself is just for relaxation

That's why they don't like westerners in their public baths, filthy gaijin pollute the bathwater

>>381269536
Anon, he can't do that. Everybody knows that buying a Vita makes you gay.

>>381271074
Imagine bathing in your little sister's cunny juices.

>>381269846
you guys are 2ez

>taking a bath while playing
>taking a bath

>>381271259
he already has an ipad

>>381270360
Holy shit kek xd
You showed him

>>381269925
Is Umaru-chan even a good anime

>>381271196
no, their sisters do that for em, i read it, in a book. "Scrub myh back oni-san"

>>381270739
well obviously but why not just use a dishwasher

>>381271318
This
>Sitting in a vat of your own filth
Disgusting.

>>381271337
You know... that's a fair point. Nigger should just buy a Vita.

>>381270360
But longer than the list of good PS4 games

>>381271364
No
Fuck no

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>>381269168
>tfw non Vita owners will never know the joy of remote playing while snug in bed as heavy rain falls outside.

>>381271428
A lot of money for a quick two second job anon.

>>381269661
Excellent post

>>381269612
If you're taking a shower in an airtight environment where steam and other moisture can effect your electronics you shouldn't be using the outlets in the first place.

>>381271462
>sitting in air full of your own filth

>>381270472
Baths are only for cleaning if you're a literal babby
Baths are for relaxation

>>381271220
>They shower themselves clean first ya dingus
What's the point then? If you want to relax you can do it in bed where you won't have to deal with the water going cold, your skin getting pruny or accidentally dropping your book or whatever in the water.

>>381271634
This is why no one will fuck you anon.

>>381271634
You seriously never relaxed in the bath, nigga?
Never enjoyed a hot tub or jacuzzi?

jej what a gay.

>>381271634
Are you actually, legitimately retarded? Hot water is relaxing. Why the fuck do I need to explain this. You don't even need a book or vidya, just your thoughts.

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>>381269553
Hate the stupid "Nigga generation kids" who use stupid ass "100 % on point" emojis and so on. And these are the same people who claim they "WOKE" dammit. It really rustles my jimmies when I look at world star hip-hop.

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>>381269168
>drop controller in bath
>die

excellent

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>>381271373
Is that the title of the book?

IM DEAD BRU

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>Facetimed
Uh, what?

>>381271779
>>381271783
If you want to relax in hot water the shower can go as hot as you want and won't get cold on you.
>But I'm a lazy shit who doesn't want to stand
Then stick a plastic stool in there and sit down, there is literally no reason to ever use a bath.

>>381271364
NO.

Jesus fuck no.

She makes Kirino seem likable and cute in comparison

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>>381269168
DUDE
TALKING LIKE A NIGGER AS A WHITE GUY
LMAO
Why the fuck is this Facebook-tier garbage being posted here?

>>381271831
reeeeeeeeeeeee

i wish i lived in college point, then this would be accessible to me

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>>381269168
Thats fucking genius

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>>381271831

>>381271838
weak bait

>>381271850
Nah, but you know the sort. The author pretends to be spanish or mexican or some shit and is obsessed with shared bath time, siblings and the rutting of said siblings.

>>381269410
WUZ DISGUSTING NIGGER FAGGOTS AND SHIEEEETTTT

>>381271978
The bath stays hot long enough for a whole family nigga what are you ranting about

Fuckin' shower's for cleaning not relaxing how homo are you

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>>381269661
Top kek, funniest post of the week

>>381271428
Because you have to clean everything off first anyway or else you get a bunch of food particles in your dishwasher and your dishes aren't being cleaned properly anymore.

>>381270472
It's for relaxing, getting warm, and masterbating in

>>381269168
>doesn't know PS4 can do remote play

>>381272284
That isn't a problem if you just clean the filter.

>>381269168
>dumb honky uses ebonics for facebook likes

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>>381270360

BTFO

>>381271831
Too much ass tbhwy

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>>381269168
Switch fags BTFO

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>>381270360

>>381271492
fucking kek, btfo

>>381269168
....Or you could just use a Vita....

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>>381270360

>>381272521
It's shopped anyway.

>>381269168
Theres no soap in that water, hes just sitting water. Is this how people have baths?

>>381272916
>implying normalfags know what a Vita is

>>381273767
It's to relax my man.

>>381273767
Have you never taken a bath before?

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>>381269168
>Not using remote play instead
It unironically works well enough for everything that isn't a fighting game or twitch shooter.

A friend of mine bought a Vita JUST to play Destiny at university. I would make fun of his desperation, but the thing actually worked well even on the Uni's mediocre internet and the fact that the PS4 was 20km away from him.

>>381271364
Yes, pretty fun.
Just check the first episode and see if you like it.

>>381274849
Guess I'm buying a PS4 + a Vita for persona. Do PS1 and 2 games work well with it?

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>>381275072
I don't know shit about Vita. Not sure if it was hacked already or not.
I often see people saying PSP is the best portable emulator though, even here on /v/ with all the Sony hate.

If you mean non-pirated stuff, neither PS4 or Vita run PS1/PS2 games natively. There are a couple dozen that were re-released and up-rezed for this gen (they usually cost 5 to 14 bucks, I think) but outside of that not much.
AFAIK the system that runs the most Sony games in 1 place is the original "$599!" PS3 model, which is compatible with both PS2 and PS1, but good luck finding one for a cheap price now.

All of that being said, we live in the era of remakes and remasters (really good ones at that) like pic related or Wipeout Omega.

>>381275731
No I mean does it run the PS1 / 2 classics from the PS4 on the Vita. That would be a system seller for me.

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>>381269168
wow try not to kill yourself, idiot.

>>381272521
fuck off, irish

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>>381271364
it's comfykino

>>381271364
no its honestly a bad anime but its entertaining trash and falls into the "meme anime" category so its a fun watch

>>381275981
honestly google is your best friend here.

Although like I said originally, as long as you have a wifi connection that isn't complete shit, Vita turns into your PS4. In my country there's wifi on trains, metro, and even the bus, as well as every shopping center and coffee place. Remote Play's reliability and usability as a true mobile "platform" will depend on where you live, really. But if all you want is to play PS4 while you take a shit, smoke a fag at the balcony it's good for that.

>>381275731
Just beat this game for the first time and gotta say it was a lot of fun

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>>381270472
>drop a strawberry in the bath
>pick it up and eat it
>realize that water touched my butthole

>>381276617
Not him but great game. Played it back on the PS2. I'd love to play it again in better res but I'll be damned if I'm paying sixty fucking bucks for a game I've already played.

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>>381277105
>put a strawberry up your bunghole on purpose

>>381269168
DELETE THIS NOOOOOWWW
WE WON PORTABLE CONSOLES
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT TOO

>>381277105
>realize manure used to grow food and water has probably been pissed out by something.

>>381277453
>realize the entirety of New York City's human waste, including hospital runoff, is processed into bio-fertilizer
>realize the only madmen mad enough to use it are strawberry farms

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>>381269661
I can't believe this is like something you think is the answer.

>>381271634
There are such things as medicinal Epson salt or scented therapeutic ones. Also try looking up Lush bath stuff if you think it's pointless, clearly it's popular.

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>>381271492

>>381277698
I can't believe your sentence structure.

>>381271364
Yes. Ignore the no fun allowed fags.

>>381278035
The only thing fun about Umaru was the gremlin shitposting, and that's been co-opted by D.Va

There's literally no reason to subject yourself to the show directly

>>381269410
>>381272121
He isn't black. The caption just says nigga.

>>381277976
Ay, even though I am an ESL I am at least bilingual. How many languages do you know?

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>>381270360
>>381271492

>>381269661
Top post

>>381271220
It's fucking bullshit about westerners. Well maybe stupid fat murrikans, but I never had any issue in ANY onsen in Japan, including small local ones.

They don't give a fuck if you're a foreigner or not as long as you follow the rules. That's pretty much the same everywhere in Japan. Blend in, follow the rules, no one will pay attention.

>>381271831
>being old
lol!! Old bitch think he can fuck with the YOUTH!!! But he don't know we on our next level shit!! $TEP ^UP^ GET ◇◇$MAČKƏD ÛP◇◇ lol!! We stay ○●L Ī T●○ WHILE ÝOU $tay RO$TED.

GROWING ßOݧ ON ---~>THE GRIND
DONTS FŰČÇS WITI-I US OR WE #F Ł É ×# ON YOUR GRAVE
REAL ŃIĞQA $HIT WE ÆSCENĎİ I\I G

nintenbros BTFO

>>381271697
>>381271779
>>381271783
>>381277853
How am I supposed to relax in a bath without a 2D onee-san who'll let me rest my head on her breasts.

>>381279090
>◇◇$MAČKƏD ÛP◇◇
I... I don't...

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>>381269168
Xbox can do it better.

>>381278384
more than you nigger

>>381270360
>>381271492
these burns are the only good thing about the constant console war bullshit

>>381279639
Sure, sure. Don't forget to wear your special kid hat, too.

>>381279639
Kill yourself racist cuck.

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>>381269925
Why does the hamster face look so fucking hilarious on her normal body? It's probably the same idea with the Chaika face, a wide eyed, stupid smile.

>>381271990
>She makes Kirino seem likable and cute in comparison
So she makes Kirino seem what she actually is?

Umaru is pure animekino by the way.

>>381271539
I thought Heavy Rain was only on the big-boy consoles

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>>381271270

Hollow Knight for Switch when?
I want to play goty 2017 on my comfy console

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>>381271364
Umaru is cute

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>>381271831
>that ass

>>381271831
why exactly do you hate them

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>>381270360

>>381279941
Oh HERE WE GO
hurr durr /v/ never used nigger hurr durr

I don't think you've been here for even a year lol

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>>381277105
this is why i dont like public swimming pools

yours swimming in water that was in peoples ass crack

>b-but its bleached!

so what it was still in ass crack

>>381281113
all the water you've ever drank has been cycled through something's digestive system and pooped/peed out
there's only a finite amount of water on the planet, stop being a priss about pool water

>>381281113
>so what it was still in ass crack
The water you drink could've been in ass crack
The water you swim in could've been in ass crack
Hell, the the water molocules you inhale could've been in ass crack
Be careful.

>>381282013
>>381281674
The world is a disgusting recycle bin of ass crack

>>381270019
Yet the guy has a fucking iPad and PS4 controller in there

and it still has better graphics than the switch

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>>381269661

>>381269661
Why are people replying to this?

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>>381271364
It's not. It's not even enjoyable if you try to bring in a fun mindset to it. Umaru's annoying and her gig gets old real quick.

Shitposters find it funny because posting Umaru gets them a lot of (You)s.

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>>381271364
it got a surprising crossover in monster hunter

I wish I could have a bath :(
I'd fill it with petal roses and have sex and relax

>>381269410
ARE

>>381279773
no comma after hat, retard.

>>381270472
have you never heard of soap, dirt won't stick to you if its been exposed to soap

>>381272121
You're trying too hard Anon.

>>381271364
Its actual trash from any direction you look at it.

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>plebs can't into Umaru

Can't wait for season 2.

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>>381272047
>>381269168

Summer is here.

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>>381269925
>all that shit for a 10-15 minute bath
Nigger whats the point
Even if you stay in there longer, you will be a raisin, and the water will have cooled off by then
Baths are gross too
Why would I be in a tiny bit of water floating in my dirt and shit?

>>381271364
yes it's good especially if you have a sister you love.
Everyone I know without a sister hates it, everyone with one loves it

Why not just get a gaming laptop and play it while in the bath?