What are some games with good love stories?

What kind of disgusting pig eats in bed?

>>381259710
fpbp

Is that a girl on the right? wait, they're supposed to be the same couple from the left, what?

my ex sent this to me once FUCK YOU V

>>381259710
Me

>>381259710
fat women who make tumblr comics

>>381259570
violated heroine

>>381259710
>eating a burrito in bed
What a disgusting slob.

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>>381259570
>Eating on the bed

>>381259801
is she fat?

>a sexy girl acting casual and chill

But that's even hotter then wearing itchy ass sexywear

>>381259570
This "im so deep i understand people on a whole other level" reductionsit shit is cancer. Neither of those images convey anything to tell you about the incredibly complex emotions of lust and love. Whoever writes this shit has the world view of a 12 year old

by any chance is the person who drew this comic a 700 pound woman

>>381259570
Do any games even deal with a romantic relationship after its conception that could still be called a love story?

>love is when your man is cucked enough that you don't have to try anymore

>>381259710
/thread

>>381259710
Something like popcorn if you're lounging around watching a movie is fine but a messy fucking burrito that will stain everything is way over the line.

>>381259935
I think you already know the answer anon.

>>381259570
The maiden rape assault: violent semen inferno

>>381259570
>left image: woman before sjw with breadwinner
>right image: female ((male)) with cuck

>>381259983
It's from College Humor. What else do you expect?

>>381259570
Oreimo

>He's a lazy piece of shit that doesn't want to clean up the food on his bed
>He doesn't want to enjoy his meal in the comfiest place possible
>Letting ANY food getting on the bed in the first place

No wonder you faggots never get any boypussy.

>tfw no qt gf who eats burritos in bed

>>381259570
>not the other way around
Cmon now, who would say that sentence to a disgusting slob eating in the bed?

thats excellent for digestion fuck you

>>381260125
Why did they even make it? Whats the appeal? Its not funny, insightful, or creative. Who reads this shit?

Any chick slovenly enough to eat a sandwich in bed would never be that thin. Or a guy for that matter.

>>381260181
thats a pig drawing themself as a qt anon, there's a difference

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>>381260181
Don't even start man

>>381259570
Straights can't love. Only men can love each other.

>>381260227
t. fat fuck

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>>381259983
>thinking you've got deep insight on the complexities of life that other's don't and thus have any right to shit on them anonymously on a glorified porn board filled with high schoolers

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Grandia
Legend of Zelda
Final Fantasy X
Professor Layton
Dragon Quest V
To the Moon
Grim Fandango

>>381260227
That's a good way to get GERD.

>>381259570
Who the fuck sleeps in clothes?

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>>381259570
Zestiria is the only good video game romance.

Imagine how pissed that girl would be if her boyfriend was eating Chipotle in bed.

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>>381259570
I don't eat in my bed, but I do sleep with my dogs.

>>381260402
I want to ____ Apple!

>>381259710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh7RbjHqs_g

>>381260420
she's a big girl

>>381260281
It's like with those comics in LOL threads. There's always someone reading that shit. Someone who pays for the artist's food.

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>>381259710
Everyone does. I mean, eating pussy.

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The relationship between you and your favourite pawn

>>381260420
Fujiyama is a god's gift.
Too bad there's so little doujins.

>>381259983
why don't you make a comic depicting the incredibly complex emotions of lust and love then, hot shot?

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>>381259570

>>381260402
>thinking you've got deep insight on the complexities of life that other's don't
No I dont think I understand those compelxities, literally nobody does. Only fucking brainlets would reduce those things to 2 simple A vs B options and believe that they are making a deep commentary

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>>381260527
uuuu

>>381260452
who says they're sleeping in that? could just be a saturday noon

>>381260668
this is correct

>>381259710
americans

>>381260573
>going anywhere near a disgusting festering axewound
>ever

>>381259570
Virgin here, what does a burrito taste like?

>>381260574
ain't that basically onanism

>>381260668
makes it looks like the guy is a feet fetishist, shame we don't actually see her feet

>>381259710
It must be love.
No one of healthy mind would tolerate that shit for an instant.

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>>381259570
>eating in bed
Stop triggering me slash vee...

>>381260782
Like a thick meaty cock.

>>381259570
>lust
Fuck this faggot who drew this comic. Why the fuck can't you call a woman who is dressed sexy as such and it still be love? What a piece of shit.

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College Humor is all about fat ugly chicks trying to brainwash young guys into accepting low-quality women.

Case in point.

>>381260634
I dont have the talent or intelligence to make one though. Does that somehow make this one good though? The
>its better than you could do so therefore you cant critique it XD
argument is fucking tired and weak

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What does it feel like to be loved, /v/?
I know that at least isn't a khhv, so please tell me so I can live through you.

>>381259710
came to post this

>>381260782
Bags of salty coins.

>>381259710
The world's most beautiful person.

>>381260320
>you will never give your love a burrito in bed and have her push her butt in to you to hint for you to spoon her

>>381259710
what about ass and pussy anon?

>>381259570
are girls really this disgusting?

>>381259710
my love for comfort and food is often at odds with my crippling need to remain neat and clean

i drop a popcorn kernel in the bed and have to pause whatever i'm watching to find it because i will probably go on a killing spree if the goddamn thing pokes me in the leg at 3AM

>>381260894
bags of sand

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>>381259570
>Lol if he can watch you eat a burrito in bed with comfy clothes on he loves you

Yes, because love is indicated through one singular act and not many. These comics are so insightful and wise.

And to answer your question, Dead Space 2.

>>381260894
It's okay, nothing special if I'm honest with you. Love's common, finding the right person to love is the fucking impossible part.

>>381259570
mask of the betrayer

>>381260506
Burn.

Burn it with fire.

>>381260962
yes, time to go gay, anon

>>381260849
Because heterocucks aren't capable of feeling love. They're literally too stupid.

>>381260962
You have no idea annon.

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>>381260668

>>381259570
>be trap
>daddy only likes me when I am wearing my cute clothing and be effeminate

im worried its not tru love

>>381260772
Confirmed gay.
If you can't use all 5 senses on the pussy, what's the point?

>>381260772
>not eating pussy for breakfast

It's fucken delicious mate.

>>381261003
The actual comic has several of those images of lust vs. love, this is just one part of it.

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>>381259983
> incredibly complex emotions of lust and love

>>381260962
They're even more disgusting than that.

>>381261032
but i dont like men

traps on the other hand...

>>381259570
Should be Dating vs Marriage. Except on the right the guy would be disgusted and facing the other way.

>>381261052
Kill yourself you literal faggot.

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>>381259570

Dragon Quest VIII
Oboro Muramasa
Suikoden II and III

I kind of prefer the unsexy version.

>>381260962
Don't ever go in the women's bathroom, it's for your own good.

>>381260574
The truest love.

...Even though it's basically slavery.

>>381261147
Be a dear and post the rest.

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>>381259710
The ___sexy____ kind.

>>381260849
Because these fucks are superficial and pretentious as fuck. Even their 'oh so deep intellect' is superficial. The mere fact that they think of a specific situation and think it can be generalised for the entirety of the species is already evident enough. It doesn't help that they have so many enablers thanks to the internet either.

>>381261127
How does one hear the pussy?

>>381259710
well your mom eats for days in bed

>>381260853
t.kissless virgin

>>381260849
Stop gettin' mad about webcomics

>>381259570
>falling for the women meme

Stop caring about women and focus on yourself. Women will flock to you and you will be the one who decide.

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>>381261163
>traps

>>381259710
>He doesn't eat nachos in bed with his gf and then fuck in the salsa pile after jalapeno cunnilingus.

Fag.

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>>381261251
THICC

>>381261182
Marriage would be the same as the left, but the guy is different.

>>381261261
with your ears dumbass

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>>381259710

>>381259570
Unironically Uncharted 4.

>>381259570
I bet she doesn't look like that at all, or she is actually a he

>>381260864
Well if you're going to criticize something I expect you to be able to point its flaws and say how it could have been done better.
Though you said
>I dont think I understand those compelxities, literally nobody does.
So you think that NO ONE understands love or lust, and get angry when people attemp to talk about them. You are the brainlet here.

>>381261357
also ace combat 4

>>381260853

The comic in red just seems like a horribly unengaging relationship. If you don't experience atleast a couple of things in blue, you've fucked up.

>>381260701
>those eyebrows
I NEED A SOURCE NOW

NOOOOOOWWWWWW

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How about we actually post some games with good love stories in them faggots.
>Odin Sphere
>Xenogears
>Automata
>Trails
>Unwound Future
>To the Moon

>>381261315
>jalapeno cunnilingus
thanks for naming my band

>>381261261
stick your ear up to it. you can hear the ocean.

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are there any video games besides persona and the witcher that feature toasty cuckold situations?

>>381261251
>that makeup

Literally the personification of a polished turd.

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>>381261320
STICC IS BETTER

>>381259570
>eating in bed

Isn't that how you get bedbugs?

>>381261154
Yes human emotions are complex. To start, this comic assumes lust isnt itself a form of love which is debatable in of itself

>americans eat in bed
>americans wear their shoes in bed
>americans wear their shoes while having sex in bed
>americans let their stinky pets sleep in their bed
>americans kiss their pets on the lips in their bed
what the fuck is wrong with you cunts

>>381260853

>accept your shitty boring girlfriend when she stops trying in 2 years

Yeah, nah. There are ruts, but if you're entire relationship is like this then you found a wolf in sheeps clothing and need to bail.

>>381260894
It's over rated.
The good feelings are less powerful than the bad ones most of the time.
The honeymoon phase ends fast.
So many people I know in long term relationships are miserable and even realize how parasitic they are. They just can't stand the though of being alone. So, they stay stuck in a situation with a person they hate.

>eating in bed
At least do it over a dinner tray or some shit.
Bed crumbs are the worst.

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>>381261116

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>>381259710
>he doesn't gorge on potato crisps at midnight (in bed)

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It: lonely faggots what have no idea what having a long term gf is like

The OP pic and some of (not all) >>381260853 is completely accurate. It eventually becomes so overly casual that it's kinda like being home alone but another person is there too.

What the hell did you think it was like? Constantly trying to impress each other for 5+ years?

when did /v/ start hating women

>>381261512
That's not love, though, that's desperation.

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>>381261429
So all makeup makes people turds now?

>>381260853
I am 100% sure that whomever made that comic is single.

if you're gonna eat on the bed then a burrito is a pretty good way to go. zero crumbs.

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>>381261410
The Darkness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDmXEm0yqMI

>tfw married a NEET qt who dropped out of high school
>we live in my parents' garage and spend all our fucking and playing video games

I think I may have found paradise.

>all these fags whining about eating food in bed
Like you'd never feed your gf ice cream in bed, or breakfast in bed.

>>381261501
>not fucking your pets while wearing your shoes and enjoying a nice burrito in bed
fag

>>381261501
>>americans let their stinky pets sleep in their bed
This is the only one that is accurate

>>381259570
Prince of persia: remake.

>>381259570
This is actually cute as fuck. Unrealistic, sure, but cute as fuck.

>>381259710
fpbp

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>>381261547
>potato crisps
>not freedom chips

>>381261490
lol, grow up.

>>381261386
Sure people can explore them and I welcome them to. But this comic is literally
>IM GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT LUST AND LOVE IS TO YOU, IN ONLY TWO PANELS!
If facebook tier meme shit for idiots to post on their walls so their idiot friends will think theyre smart

>>381261501
>british drink their tee in bed
>british use their chess pieces during sex
>british kiss peoples feet in bed

>>381259570
Jesus Christ, in heaven above, get off the fucking bed and get a plate. If you're going to eat in bed don't be a fucking pig about it. You wouldn't like it if I did it so don't do it.

As for love and lust, you can lust after someone you love, kinda hope you would and you can love someone you lust after. These little comics feel like nothing more than trivialities people with too much time on their hands think is insightful. You want to make people ponder how about you make a four panel comic in which the last two we swap the gender on these little scenarios and see how truthful you little observations are, if they really hold water when we get down to business..

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Despite all the years of being exposed to traps, gays, furries, and all other forms of degeneracy on this site, I still maintain the simple lifestyle of
>tfw no gf

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>>381261424
Final Fantasy 7.
>Cloud, would you mind just leave us alone for a day

>>381261490
Lust isn't.

>>381261552
Well no shit, the unironic use of the phrase "low-quality women" should've been a dead giveaway.

>>381261608
Nigger I don't even let my cat on my bed, why would I let someone eat on it?

>>381261264
>you must like fat ugly women to not be a virgin.
Speak for yourself.

>>381261675
You're unrealistic but cute as fuck.

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Witcher 3

>>381261251

I had a first date with a person like this in college. Her profile picture didn't show much of her body and her head shot made her look thinner.

Went to her place and we watched a movie on her dorm bed that was raised a bit. She went to get off the bed to get something, slipped backwards, landed and proceeded to roll off her desk, hit her stomach on the desk chair, and hit the floor.

She still had visible purple when be broke up a week later.

>>381261552
It's not about impressing them, it's about doing nice things for them. I will never get tired of cooking for my boyfriend and wearing lingerie for him. If your partner isn't the same then you need a new partner asap.

>>381260634
Comics can't depict it

>>381261552
>What the hell did you think it was like? Constantly trying to impress each other for 5+ years?
Actually, yes that's exactly what you should do.

>It eventually becomes so overly casual that it's kinda like being home alone but another person is there too.
No wonder. You don't seem to try and keep any romance alive. Your relationship is bound to failure.

>>381261261
virgin detected

>>381259570
I don't understand the picture. So, red clothes mean lust, and eating food is love? Being in your underwear in bed is lust, and being fully clothed in bed is love? Can someone explain?

>>381259710
What kind of disgusting faggot doesnt eat in bed?

>>381261598
Oh, completely forgot about that one.
>pc version of the first game never

>>381261701
footfaggotry is an american fetish you fucking mong, scientists have proven that its directly linked to african DNA

>>381259570
Bioshock Infinite

>>381261734
>>381261696
Define love

>>381260701
>>381261394
COME ON

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>>381261501
>implying
I'm American, and I don't do any of those things.

>>381260671
It's a comic, no one claimed it was 'deep commentary' including the creator, unless you can show otherwise.

>>381261749
Cats are for fags, no wonder you don't want a girl eating in your bed.

>he doesn't change his sheets every week

>>381261552
>not realising this is a shitpost thread
>I'm better than you because I'm not a virgin
i'm a pure boy you fucking satanist queer

>>381261501
>wear their shoes while having sex in bed
kinda hot desugaysu

>>381261828
Don't make me sad anon.

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>ctrl+f monster girl quest
>0 results
come on now

>>381261817
Oh no, you found me out.

>>381261485
Bed bugs drink your blood, they're not after crumbs.

>>381261490
Love = lust + friendship

Friendship = common interests + respect

Lust = desire to put your weenie somewhere

It's not rocket science, alright?

>>381261696
Thinking that lust is opposed to love is childish.

>>381259710
We just eat on the floor if we are ever eating in my room. Her sister and her husband eat on the bed and it is filthy with a rat problem. Don't eat on the fucking bed, I can hardly even stand those dirt pebbles you get on your feet that always end up underneath you when you wake up.

>>381261780
gr8 story mate

>>381260853
Yes, yes, single people tend to romanticize relationships, when it's actually a mundane thing, but I don't think any single person would think sex would be mundane in a relationship. Inf act they would romanticize it too so that it never gets mundane.

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>>381261868
Just look for "Fujiyama manga", you mongoloid.

>>381261601
what's paradise gonna be like when your parents aren't there and you end up having to work to support a spouse with no skills?

>>381261934
>monster girl
instant turnoff

>>381261501
We're fat and stupid

>>381261763
Thanks anon

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Oh the supreme ironing coming from this stupid fucking thread. I can smell it from here.

>>381261836
Wrong, the british have been directly linked to foot sex.
The queen herself is an admitted footfag.
Also, brush your fucking teeth

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>>381259570

>>381262026
You're welcome

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>>381261530

>>381261581
The love you see in movies doesn't exist.
Marriage was originally a social agreement, and it's pretty much lost all meaning and importance aside from being a tax break. The social roles barely exist anymore.
The only reason to be in a relationship is to start a family. If you're not doing that, you're just latching on to another person for your own emotional security.
In real life that shit rarely happens.

>>381262070
>heteroscum
>capable of love
top zuz

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>you will never experience true love in your life

>>381261954
>human emotions are reducible to simple equations
Wow, literal autism

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>>381261784
You only think they're complex because you're barely maturing to the point where you realize those emotions even exist. Take them for a spin for a few years and come back, underaged.

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>>381259570

>>381261810
You are destined to try too hard your entire life and drive women away

>>381259938
Mein nigger. Even better if the girl is wearing a tracksuit.

>>381260454
Cute!

>>381259710
Especially a burrito, you better eat that on a plate to avoid a mess.

>>381261851
An emotional reaction to feelings of adoration and excitement resulting in a complex series of calculable permutations intensifying the two.

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>>381262130
Don't remind me you fuck

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>>381262070
you're not good at this anon, here's how you do it

>>381261954
I'm sure your PhD in Emotional Intelligence is coming in handy now.

>>381262118
>Gays
>Caring about love
Its a fetish, gay marriage was a mistake no gays marry!

>>381262179
lol hwat?
please explain

>>381259570
>wearing a shirt and pants indoors
honestly if you dont walk around your own home wearing nothing but a pair of briefs then you might as well kill yourself because your coffin will be comfier.

>>381261698
It's just a silly comic though. It's not even pretending to present itself as an accurate depiction of those emotions. It's the kind of thing that people post and go "LMAO so true xD" and not "wow, this is deep. really made me think". It's not meant to be seen as a serious statement.

>>381262143
Autism is trying to apply esoterical bullshit in everything that you don't understand. Especially when it's that simple.

>>381262113
who was the blanket though?

>>381262269
Kek. Best one

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>>381262269

Xenogears

>>381262269
Kek.

>>381261871
Stereotypes are fine as long as it's not about Americans. I totally agree, keep making poo in loo jokes, jokes about shitty teeth of ukfags, how Germans have no sense of humor and keep perpetuating this positive lie about Scandinavian women being the hottest women ever for some reason.

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>>381262287
> PhD in Emotional Intelligence

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>tfw you'll never have this
>tfw even if you did you'd probably complain about it

>>381262248
So then lust is love?

>>381261410
Mother 3

A mother's love is the purest. The bond between brothers is unbreakable. Your dad will always have your back.

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fixed

>>381259710
My chair is my bed so all the time.

Why is this thread still up? It's not vidya.

>>381262116
I don't understand how some people can both describe that way and defending the institution of marriage so hard at the same time.

>>381262180
I'm not saying you should be a whiteknight either. Just that you should definitely try to keep the flame of the relationship alive. If you relationship ever feels like it's "so overly casual that it's kinda like being home alone but another person is there too", then you are doing it wrong.

>>381262430
yes I would, this is not comfortable at all

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I'm so fucking lonely.

>>381261410
But anon, this is a shitposting thread.

>>381261592
That or some nu-male loser who keeps hooking up with his overweight ex-girlfriend every 6 months.

>>381261851
Putting up with someone's bullshit because you're that emotionally devoted to them.

>>381262382
Really strong contender.
There's something powerful in a concept of cyclical struggle across multiple incarnations that makes both Gears and Automata top tier as far as love stories go.

>>381260853
Haven't been in a relationship in a while but wouldn't it kind of be a mix between both of these?

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>>381262456
Now it's perfect.

>>381261410
>weeb shit
how about not

>>381260420
>Final fantasy X
Really? Playing it for the first time seemed like Kingdom Hearts with very little of the charm, when does it get good?

>>381262451
Lust is the bodily reaction to desire and necessity resulting in the simplistic and often artistic expressions of the self.

>>381261501
>not letting your doggies sleep in your bed
Sociopath detected.

>>381262456
I was waiting for this. Disappointed it took this long.

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>>381262507
That's why you have us, Anon.

>>381262302
«Ye citizens were wont to call me Ciacco;
For the pernicious sin of gluttony,
I, as thou seest, am battered by this rain.»

Dantes Inferno

>>381262291
Gays have the highest monogamy rates and the lowest divorce rates out of everyone on the planet. They're the only group that are smart enough to free love.

>>381262430
have this currently, although its not as good as you think.

girlfriend plays smash with me and if either of us have a particularly disrepecting KO then one of us usually gets hit in the skull with a controller

>>381262629
Hey man, thanks. You're a pretty cool guy.

>>381262507
gibe steam id

>>381260853
I don't get the last one.

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What are some video games you were hyped for but after playing them you wish they had never been released?

>>381262680
Don't trust him. He's not the person you think he is.

>>381262421
The only one of things I do is make fun of Brits.
Brits are uppity cunts, and I find Germans hilarious.[/spoilers]

The difference? Brits have a handful of demographics living on a tiny island.
America is half a continent with different racial, social, and economic demographics all across it's land.
If you're going to blanket an entire continent with sweeping generalizations, you should find something better to make fun of.
Like our obsession with pop culture or how we all drink soda and it's disgusting.

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>>381259570

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>you will never have a NEET family

>>381262598
I mean how far did you get

I really love FFX, it's my personal favorite FF game due to the sheer goofiness of some aspects of it.

>>381262632
Wasn't dante's inferno just a fanfiction where he made up the geography of a hell just to get his rocks off to the torture of his personal enemies?

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>>381261592
Really? Because I think the red is actually BETTER than how most straight relationships turn out.

>>381259570

Eating on bed
Wearing uncomfortable pants in bed
Guy on left doesn't even have a boner

2/7 not recommended -IGN

>>381261851
Basically a best friend that you can also fuck. Good litmus test: If you're both sick with the flu, do you still like one another's company? If so, you're in love.

>>381262456
traps are gay.

>>381262480
I wasn't defending it.
I'd never get married.
You don't need to be married to start a family.
Since when does the government HAVE to be part of your family?

>>381260573

>everyone

Haha, yeah

;_;

>>381262636
>Gays have the highest monogamy rates
This is patently and hilariously false.

>>381262708
>using somebody else's characters for your shitty comic
Make your own, fag

>>381262636
They also have the highest domestic abuse rate and are the most susceptible to STD's.

>>381262597
Not my fault western devs can't into love stories fucko.

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>>381262735
Oh, shit, what kind of person is he? Thanks for the warning anon.

Wait, what kind of person are you?!

>>381262763
Until the codependency, until the arguments and emotional abuse, until the criticisms and internet doxxing, until it all falls apart.

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>>381262507
Post your Steam ID and stop bitching.

>>381260668
>not Lust vs Gluttony

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>>381262636
Holy shit. Let me guess -- that was written on a condom so you could literally pull it out of your ass?

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this thread reminds me how mysgonistic 4chan is.
That sucks. I wish people would be less womenhating.

>>381262798
Really? I unironically would like you to explain your reasoning.

I eat stuff in bed all the time if its not super messy. Just use a plate or bowl.

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>>381262830

>>381262145
So when is someone going to draw a dick on the girl?

>>381262636
Gays haven't even been able to marry long enough for those statistics to even matter.

>>381261851

Are you willing to put up with their bullshit when they are at their worst? Then that's love. Otherwise you would evacuate the premises.

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What are some games where the love interest is an older woman?

>>381263014
It's already happened for those of us who aren't faggots.

>>381262903
I am the one who shitposts, anon. That should tell you enough.

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>>381262209

>>381262269
ten outta ten

>>381263014
>>381262456

done

>>381262507
I love how this site outputs enough existential angst for twenty Tumbling Downs every fucking day.

>>381262636
Care to show me the source on that, because I hear it's the exact opposite. They also have higher numbers of lifetime sexual partners, greater chance of having/spreading STDs, higher domestic abuse rates, and are irritatingly vocal about "rights" despite being a very small percentage of the population, so if you'd like to debunk those rumors too I'm all ears.

>>381260227
No it's not.
>>381260441
This.
t.premed student with GERD

>>381262984
I think you're just getting your impression from the vocal people who subscribe to /r9k/'s point of view. I think overall 4chan is far more gay than misogynistic.

>>381263007
you're gay.
how does it feel, knowing 4chan has changed you into the person you are today?

>>381260181
>tfw no qt gf who eats your burrito on bed
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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>>381263063

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>>381263081
Well anon that's not that much of a problem.

>>381261512
The honeymoon phase isn't love. It's passion.
And what you're describing isn't love either. It's a failed relationship.

>>381262763
That is awful.

>>381260894
It's actually kind of annoying. They get clingy.

>>381262993
Well, they're only screaming at each other in 2 of the panels instead of all of them.

>>381262763
They both look like they smell like french fries and sweat

>>381262742
Every country is huge, you can't make sweeping generalizations about any of themy dumbass, stereotypes are fucking stupid and just for dumb people. You just want to have quick easy answers and you don't want to use your brain
>who is that?
>dude believing in stereotypes:he's from the uk that means x, y and z
>dude not believing in stereotypes:I'll find out what this guy's all about and won't have preconceived notions

>>381263181
Okay, show me an example of love.
It sounds rarer than unicorn jizz.

>>381262735
Wait,how do you know me? Who am I then?

>>381263253
The smell of love.

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>>381262763
> alone with someone else

>>381262775
Dante confirmed for SJW?

>>381259570
>love is accepting my worst instead of my best
That's a lose-lose. Eating in bed may be comforting, but being so casual with your laziness makes for mediocrity. It's hard to look sexy all the time but it makes those moments where it's recognized worth it.

>>381259710
This, what the fuck man.

>>381263170
>My daughter has been hiding mother daughter incest porn books
What mother daughter incest porn books? Because other than this one, there's only like 6 on sad panda.

>>381262868
Source?

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Is it edgy if you say you don't care for relationships?

>>381263294
Who hurt you anon? Did someone call you a double nigger.

>>381263170
saunce

everyone! Please stop hating women!

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>>381263294
Ok, ok. You're right.
Except Britain.
They're tiny.

>>381263310
You are everyone in this thread, including myself.

>>381262453
Wholesome family love is best love

>>381262830
They are but I'm not :^)

>>381263181
Is it wrong to like Passion over Love?

>>381261851
Chemicals and their reactions, nigga.

>tfw gf is pregnant with twins
>have to buy her laxatives and hermeroid medicine
>bathroom now permanently smells like a fucking swamp

It's worth it though cause soon I'll be a dad.

Stop whining you fags.

>>381263073
10/10

>>381262885
False.
>The CDC’s 2010 National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey, released again in 2013 with new analysis, reports in its first-ever study focusing on victimization by sexual orientation that the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner was 43.8 percent for lesbians, 61.1 percent for bisexual women, and 35 percent for heterosexual women, while it was 26 percent for gay men, 37.3 percent for bisexual men, and 29 percent for heterosexual men

>>381259710
You eat where you shit.

>>381261851
4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

1 Corinthians 4-8

>>381263563
So I was right, got it.

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>>381262951

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>>381263447
https://exhentai.org/g/712479/41a92f0875/

>>381260946
Jesus doesn't like you eating ass and eating the puss is a waste of time because women can't actually feel anything down there.

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>>381263489

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>>381262904
don't remind me

>>381262763

>filthy couch and shit

Nah, I want my space to be clean.

>>381262430

>Not laying your head on her lap

You don't know SHIT about video games.

>>381263390
Any study that's ever been done on the subject, ever.

>>381262993
He's gay. You couldn't tell from the comic he posted? Just can't resist the opportunity to bash heterosexuality.

>>381262771
Not far at all, the dream sequence after Yuffie shows up, The explanation of the sphere grid system gave me a headache so I just decided to finish Persona 5 before diving back in

>>381261490
>>381261823
>>381261851
>>381261954
>actually arguing this much over the fucking semantics of "love" and "lust" as if the comic is drawing some kind of line in the sand

Jesus fucking christ you guys, I know this is /v/ but can you dial down your autism just a little bit here? The comic clearly isn't establishing a one-or-the-other scenario, it's just making a general observation about 'true wuv' and adult relationships. The "joke" (even though there isn't really a joke) is that when you lust over someone, you find them sexy because they're obviously, overtly sexy, but whe you REALLY love someone you find them sexy when they're at their worst, that's all it fucking is.

This might come as a bit of a shock to you but some shitty collegehumor web comic isn't trying to rewrite the oxford dictionary here, for fuck's sake.

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>>381259570

>>381263441
No but no one will believ you unless you are a literal 10/10, a monk or Temple Gradin.

>>381263713
Women don't feel anything but hate.

>>381261851
Baby don't hurt me

>>381261501
>>americans let their stinky pets sleep in their bed
Fuck off Achmed, Europeans does this as well

>>381263692
Gays had lower percentage than straights. Are you not able to read?

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>>381263864

>>381262904
>Until the codependency, until the arguments and emotional abuse, until the criticisms and internet doxxing, until it all falls apart.
That's every relationship until the end. It falls apart if you're not a good negotiator/don't know the "right" answer to questions.

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>>381263563

>>381263872
Hate and jealousy.

>>381263864

>Leon x Ada will never be fully realized

>>381263073

holy shit

>>381262269
Finally after 300 posts something good came out of this thread.

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>>381263541
> bathroom now permanently smells like a fucking swamp
> It's worth it though cause soon I'll be a dad

>>381260452
It's cold and uncomfortable, fuck that.

>>381263308
Not saying it's easy to find either. Love is something that both partners must compromise themselves in building and sustaining. And just because it's hard doesn't mean you shouldn't pursue it.
A example of love that comes to mind are my grandparents. Sure they argue a lot, but they also show just as many moments of adoration for one another. They never seem tired of each other.
Yeah I know that I can't actually show this example to you, but try and think about the relationships you personally know. Try thinking about your own parents and grandparents.

>>381263541
normal fags GET OUT

>>381263703
thanks my man