Could a game about Chris's misadventures be good?

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Absolutely, it's a real shame the RPG never completed development

>>381242027
So Sonichu is still a guy?

>>381242027
>>381243014
This could have been the true Mother 4.

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>>381243275

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>>381242202
Yes, but his son is now a tomgirl.

Issue 12 will be about Robbie Sonee transitioning.

How is he not dead yet?

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>>381244532
According to Bob, the Chandlers' Cherokian blood makes them extremely hard to kill.

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Imagine a text based aventure RPG where you seemingly get the choice and destiny to do and react however you do, but each time you click anything it just choses the worst possible option instead (which normies will think is just xd random cringe humor). As the game goes on, you slowly begin to realize that you're going down the exact same path as Chris, responding to allegations of homosexuality be drawing fanfic of your best friend ect, all leading up to the bigh reveal, that the entire game is a 1st person retelling of the sagas.

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>tfw Sonichu is finally coming back

Let's storytime what's been done of the newest issue so far.

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this has to be the ending

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>>381244532
CWC entertains that horrible entity that thrives on chaos, suffering and death that some people refer to as a god.

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>>381244836

Guys, how do I unlock the Christine skin? I want to kill jerkops online with my mighty pepper spray

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>>381244921

I'm planning a book heavily inspired by Chris and people like him.

Please look forward to it.

>>381241759
It already exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEYvjaGA2TQ

>>381244642
Wow, the CWC lore appears to be real.

>>381245064
Its been abandoned.

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>>381245038

>>381245139
fuck...
does anyone have any recent version of it?

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Are there any games where the hero is killed at the very start and reawakens in a living hell unable to contact his bereft friends and family?

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>>381245145

>>381245225
BOTW?

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>>381245252

>>381245154
Should i commit suicide?

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>>381245352

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>>381245064
>that California Girls parody in the main menu
does anyone have the full version?

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>>381245447

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>>381245493
>California Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y

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>>381245643

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>>381245643
oh it sounded like the opening to California Girls
anyways thanks dude

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>>381245746

>>381245194
http://maplechan22.wixsite.com/cwcadultchronicles/downloads

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>>381245860

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>>381245973

Why is he still drawing this shit
Why doesn't he created his own characters

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>>381246067
In his mind, Sonichu is an original character.

Six years passed between the last page and this one.

Six years.

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>>381246067
>Bananasaur
>not an original character

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>>381245879
all those comments
>Please come back brother
>
This game has so much potential, please tell me you haven't given up on this project.
I need to use the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha on my foes.
>
Are you guy's Still alive?

>>381241759
I kind of feel bad for Chris.
I mean, a lot of the shit that happened to him was his own damn fault for being an absolute retard, but I believe all who got involved in the "Golden Days" broke him beyond belief.

He's a broken, hollow shell.

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>>381246180

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>>381246293

>>381241759
Artsy fartsy indie walking sim set in Chris-chan's mind

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>>381246387

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Chris is reenacting Weekend at Bernie's with Barb's corpse.

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>>381246781

>>381245139

Any confirmation on this?

>>381246067
He's too much of a slow-in-the-mind

>>381246285
Trolls like Bluespike deserve to be trolled far more than Chris. Sadistic little prick.

>>381246293
>>381246387
Is Chris that retarded he doesn't understand CoD has respawns?

>just pixels

Kek motherfucker pepper sprays someone because Sonic has blue arms.

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>>381246885

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbFWKPvktU

Sometimes I can't even laugh at him and just wonder how it came to this point. Reading sonichu is hilarous but actually watching chris is just painful.

>>381246890
No updates since 2015

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>>381246972

>>381245154
can i learn nihongo

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>>381246918
Yeah, that was just going too far. I honestly believe Chris' current attempt to become a woman and the whole Christine shit is because people like Bluespike did severely break his mind.

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>>381247867

>We will never get a new bad review about sonichu
Someone paid a thousand dollarydoos for this shit
$1 0 0 0
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0

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>>381245154
Will I ever find my Sweetheart from the Ground-Up?

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>>381247956

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>>381248169

>>381248158
Bad luck anon

>>381245154
How about me?

>>381244897
Are you alluding to Kek?

>>381242027
>he has better handwriting than i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGddWmLBczs

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>>381248275

>>381246992
And I just won!

https://youtu.be/pcDotlrD5JE

>>381245154
Will I end up like Chris?

>>381245154
We will meet up in the next week or so?

>>381245154
will i ever get back with that one qt 3.14?

>>381245154
Will I be able to live on my own at some point?

>>381245154
will i ever have sex

>>381251024
ok

>>381248479
NO DONATIONS LESS THAN A DOLLAR

>>381245154
This thing tomorrow and onwards - will it be just fine?

>>381245154
Ok, again.>>381245154

>>381251404
seriously?

>>381245154
Will I ever settle down with a wife and kids and finally be happy?

>>381241759
Make a VN for people that looks for a good (or at least entretaining) story instead of waifus, and it will be a success.

The ride in his life is extensive enough for a decent 10 hours VN

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guys
http://www.nbc29.com/story/35648491/uva-students-hold-memorial-service-for-pulse-nightclub-victims

>>381252041
>wife and kids
>be happy?
pick one

>>381252226


HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>381252226
>"Do not hate. Hate is not so good and to be paranoid is a bust. Feel love that comes from us and try to feel love that you can offer at least from within yourselves, for yourselves,” Christine Chandler, who attended, said.

>>381252940
spoken like a real autist

skimmed through the thred and couldn't find it
/r/ing that one where robbie asks about penis and his dad says he will explain later

>>381249150
Holy shit anon.

>>381245154
Will Sonichu ever love me?

>>381252251
>i feel for the "all women are evil!!!" meme
thank god you won't reproduce

>>381244532
How the fuck is Barb not dead yet

>>381241759
Make it a horror like Alan Wake were the world he has created is coming to life and he must save his waifu from the bad person.

>>381244836
>Copyrighted March, 2000-????
I don't think that's how it works

>>381248479
>that brief "action!" at the start
Reminder that barb is a con artist and has been her whole life.

how's her vazhyne?

>>381247062
>I'm black only by a genetic accident
Damn, Chris...

>>381252226
I can't believe this is real.
I honestly believe that a couple hundred years down the line when kids in school are learning about early internet culture there will be a section on this man.

>>381254717

Some things no how frail and decayed they may appear will manage to stick to this world with an iron will that anchors them deep into the ground to be able to continue spreading their toxicity.

>>381255131
fucking bump it's the only thing that matters

Man, when /v/ found out this guy existed, I still lived in the same town as him. I now live 20 minutes away across a mountain from him but lemme tell ya: Out here in rural VA, people's brains are all sorts of fucked. His problem doesn't stem from meth and crack (unless his parents had a problem like that) but he really is a good example of how fucked we are out here in the country.

>>381245154
Do i love sex.

>>381248479
2spooky4me

https://youtu.be/r959Lcm-Hqg

>>381245154
Will Chris ever face himself?

>>381245154
>>381256434
Answer the question you goddamn deformed sonic fetus

>>381245154
Will I die alone?

>>381245038
those gender norms though

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>>381256790
Oh fuck.

>>381245154
Should I just jerk off?

>>381246247
Actually it's a "fan" character he stole with the permission of the author.

>tfw Chris draws better than you

>>381245154
Will I enjoy /v/ as much as I did back in 2011?

>>381245154
>>381257354
Don't play fucking games with me Sonic Totem

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>>381257354
>2011
Spotted the underage.

>>381245154
/v/ will never be as good as it was in 2005~2006, will it?

>>381257608
>Suffering awaits.
I knew it. /v/ will never be good again-

>ReCaptcha: Big Blue Hotel
God fucking damn it.

>>381245154
Will I ever find true love??

>>381241759
>A RPG similar to SMT games where you have to fuse Sonichus and gain their powers to fight Jerkops
Holy shit why is no one funding this.

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>>381257790
Congratulations! Your first love will be a fucking cardboard sonic totem made by a tranny autist!

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>>381258201

>>381245154
Will she love me?

>>381245225
>I was just enjoying some of AC/DC's newest beats.
I'll take a stab in the dark and assume Chris doesn't listen to music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w

>macing gamestop employees QTE

>>381245154
>>381259081
Will she love ME?

>>381245154
Should I ask Isabella out tomorrow?

>>381245154
Will I ever forgive myself?

>>381245154
Will i fulfill my fate

>>381261538
sasuga sonic totem

>>381261646
pls no have mercy

>>381247365
No Chris was always a mess. He became a tranny because he thought it would help him get a girlfriend.

>>381254717
well she did lose a ton of weight

>>381261742
fuck you totem

>>381262261
i take that back

>>381262358
So if i fuck the totem will my suffering end

>>381245154
Will I win my promos?

>>381244642
fucking hell, i cant follow his speech bubbles for shit. Someone post him scaling the 4cent building

>>381241759
A horror game would be pretty good, honestly
Bob's ghost haunting the house.
Patti haunting the house
The mysterious Totem at the center of all of this, implied to take on
You're a firefighter, who finds himself trapped in Chris's basement under the rubble. It's somehow more of an elaborate cavern. The rescue teams' taking a long time to dig you out. It's because of the Totem, continuing to create more and more rock in their path.

Could anyone explain to me why this guy is even remotely popular? Is it all a big joke or are Sonic fans this autistic?

>>381245154
Will I get my world record times back in my speedgame?

>>381264596
sounds like the equivalent as a yes

>>381245154
Rolling for cwc

>>381245154
Was that the right decision sonichu

>>381245154
should I let my black friends do anal with me?

>>381242027
has anyone noticed that there are past chris's in the dirt? Does this mean the old chris chan is dead?

>>381246918
>>381247365
>Sadistic little prick.
>Yeah, that was just going too far.

Yes, manipulating and harrassing the mentally disturbed on the internet is funny until it crosses a completely arbitrary line set by your feels.

Get fucked, soccer mom.

>>381245154
Will I ever have a cute gf/manly bf?

>>381264112

Because he's an internet bastard's wet dream: A gullible aspie fuck who put every single detail of his life on the internet and responded to everything. And he was something for lesser aspergics to point and laugh at, and make them feel better about their own sonic recolours.

>>381265562

I wouldn't say archiving the information Chris himself posted online counts as manipulation and harassment.

>>381245154
Will my depression ever go away?

>>381265978

>I wouldn't say archiving the information Chris himself posted online counts as manipulation and harassment.

>"i'm not at fault!"
>"I only loaded the gun!"

The point is: who cares? If you're taking the piss out of a faggot online, there are no rules. And if you try to enforce some, you're just trollshielding in case they decide to look up YOUR deviantart account.

Because tomorrow, they might be looking at your Tanic the HedgeHedge and making fun of it

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>>381257016
top kek

Should I make a banjo-kazooie style collectathon CWC game?
>instead of rescuing tooty, its to rescue a bf-free gal
>collect medallions instead of puzzle pieces
>npcs based on real people in his life, good and bad

>>381241759
>tfw loved the golden era of CWC and Sonichu
>still go back and watch stuff like the Liquid Chris saga from time to time
>now he's a crazy tranny who rambles on Facebook all the time
I miss the goofy autist from 2007-2010.

>>381266354
>projecting this much
>implying the average person has enough embarrassing autistic shit to be turned into a lolcow
something you wanna tell us, anon-kun?

>>381266767

>projecting
lel

If a hundred people nitpicked your 4chan posts hard enough for a day, you would look like a drooling retard.

>>381266651

Father call is my favourite thing ever, I think. It's just so good. I listen to it every month with a few friends of mine.

>>381266892
>Anonymous
good luck with that lmao

>>381267151

>he's behind seven proxies

Just this conversation alone is a goldmine, anon.

Be honest? How many sonic recolours do you have? How many hours on your minecraft steam activity? 1000? 2?

>>381245154
will i fix my life?

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>>381263235
You think that's bad, check this shit out

>>381267280
Three.

But it doesn't matter.

Because we're anonymous here.

>>381245154
time to masterbate ?

>>381267280
>Just this conversation alone is a goldmine, anon.
lmfao really? is this the best you have to offer? how fucking insecure are you?

>Be honest? How many sonic recolours do you have? How many hours on your minecraft steam activity? 1000? 2?
minecraft isn't even on steam

you really shouldn't be talking down on other people while making an embarrassment of yourself

>>381267534

>lmfao really?
>how fucking insecure are you?
>making an embarrassment of yourself

Did I hit a nerve, anon? You seem like you're getting more and more personal and defensive with each post. Now imagine this, times a hundred. You'd fold like origami, m8.

>minecraft isn't even on steam

Jesus, autismals really like to be precise, don't they? I'm sorry for mislabelling your toys.

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>>381245154
Will I ever have kids?

>>381266354
>If you're taking the piss out of a faggot online, there are no rules.

I do not agree. There's a strong difference between making fun of someone for the things they do vs pushing them into doing things or directly doing harmful things to them.

>>381267775
BUGGED IMPREGNATING MECHANIC

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>>381267775
JUST

>>381245154
will my life get any better?

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>>381267952

>>381265562
What Bluespike did wasn't even funny though. Liquid Chris was creative with his troll while Bluespike just went
>HAH YOU HAD SEX WITH A BOY, SHOVE THE MEDALLIIN UP YOUR ASS.
That kid probably kills dogs for fun.

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>>381245154
Is my gf going to peg me tonight like I asked?

>>381268171
Who's projecting now?

News flash, dumb kids on the internet do dumb shit. More at 11.

>>381245154
Will I get what I want?

>>381268171

>That kid probably kills dogs for fun.

I will never understand why Bluespike is so reviled. It's not like he did anything damaging. No less than Liquid and Kacey mindfucked him.

And no, he wasn't all that funny, but he was like 13 and shit, so whatever.

>>381245154
Will I ever finish Grank?

the objective of it would be stop his dad from cutting down the internet

>>381267753
>"u mad" and hypocrisy for damage control
simply epic my dude

>>381245154
will the flame be rekindled, sonic totem?

>>381268334
Cmon, I gotta know. I hate Rajang.

>>381268362

Falling back on maymays now? I must have really tugged something loose. And i'm not even good at this. A skilled practitioner would have you screaming DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS in minutes.

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>>381268386

>>381267775
are dante from clerks?

>>381245154
Will she send nudes?

>>381268474
you're not tugging anything, buddy, you're just flinging empty threats and pretending they stick, because there's nothing easier than doubling down

>And i'm not even good at this.
i'm glad something that came out of your mouth has some truth to it

>>381268740
>WOOOOW I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAAAY

>>381245154
will I suck on a cute boyfriend free girl's toes this year?

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>>381245154
WILL THE EMO SEND NUDES?

>>381245154
Will I succeed?

>>381245154
WILL
SHE
SEND
THE
NUDES
?

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>>381267952
>>381268084

REROLL >>381245154

>>381245154
STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION YOU VASESHIT.
WILL SHE SEND NUDES?

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>>381269124

>>381245154
I'll I turn into a girl

>>381245154
I swear on me mum, answer already.

>he makes turns it personal in >>381266892
>then mocks anon for getting personal in >>381267753
>starts off with "seven proxies" in >>381267280
>now mocking anon for using memes as arguments in >>381268474 evading the actual arguments

you'd sooner become an a-log than anyone that browses this board a lolcow

>>381269204
oh shit

>>381269241
Score

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Shhaaakkkeeess...

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>>381268754
>>381268910
>>381269009
>>381269124
>>381269250

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>>381245154
Listen here you lil shit.
Will she send nudes?

>>381269269
>>381269269
he makes turns it personal in >>381266892
hen mocks anon for getting personal in >>381267753
starts off with "seven proxies" in >>381267280ow mocking anon for using memes as arguments in >>381268474 evading the actual arguments
you'd sooner become an a-log than anyone that browses this board a lolcow

>>381269204
DETEL!!!

>>381245154
Fuck you m8.
Wlshsndnds

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Chris must be fucking ecstatic for sonic forces so that he can finally make Sonichu

>>381245154
Have mercy on me totem, will my life get better?

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>>381245154
K i ask fot the 7th time you unbirthed fetus of a dead char,
Will
She
Send
Nudes
?

>>381245154
will anon ever get the nudes?

>>381243524
THEY SAID THEY'RE ONLY JOKING WHEN THEY SMELT ME PEPPER SPRAY

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>>381269758
>>381269769
The totem has spoken.

>>381245154
will nudesanon ever shut the fuck up

>>381269758
I think you pissed him off dude

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>>381245154
I ALREADY SUFFER.
GIVE THE GODDAMN ANSWER.
STOP AVOIDING IT.

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I still feel the pain.... My taint

>>381269649
He hasn't said anything about it.

>>381269204
Fuck you for making me check the archive

>>381269901
Was..that the answer?
You sure totem?

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anyone got a larger version of pic where I can read the fine print?

>>381269951
He actually looks decent in this.

>>381267112
>Father call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI

this one?

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>>381270010
I will shit down your top then m8.
Goodnight.

>>381247365
I think Chris is still under the stupid logic that
a) Hurr, I like tomboys, so girls must like tomgirls
b) If I pretend to be a woman, then I can hook up with lesbians
c) Now I can go in the girlsroom

>>381245154
Will I be a wizard

>>381270034
>this was posted almost 15 years ago

It hurts.

>>381245154
Will I grow old with a qt east asian as my wife?

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>>381270223
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you.

>>381269901
autism to surpass cwc

>>381245154
will I be a millionare

>>381267112
Holy shit how have I never heard this.

>>381270335
>I want a hapa kid like Elliot Roger

>>381245154
Does God or any god exist?

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>>381245154
>>381270335
Don't be a jive turkey man, spill out the truth.

>>381265350
Chris himself thinks his past selves are ghosts who can attack his enemies at his command and even tried to scare off the trolls by pretending to be somebody who was attacked by Child Chris.

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>>381270223

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>ywn pound her unclit

>>381270141
Is that a Russian?

>>381245154
One last time.
Will she send nudes of herself?

>>381267775
Wow dude

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>>381270547

>>381245154
Does he love me the same way I love him?

>>381270547
>>381270223
>>381269204
Did he did this by himself?

Because this is too cheap to be professional work. Or It can be?

>>381270517
>>381245154

will the ataribox fail?

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>>381245154
Will I die a virgin?

>>381245154
Should I go over?

>>381270756
The cumshot one isnt him. His taint piercing got infected and resulted in the wound.

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>>381245154
w-will I die a virgin?

>>381270874
so he lost his dick?

>>381268754
>>381268910
>>381269009
>>381269124
>>381269250
>>381269434
>>381269584
>>381269758
>>381269901
>>381270010
>>381270141
>>381270632
>>381245154
What is the verdict?
Yay or nay?

>>381245154
Will I ever get a gf

>>381270984
No, he just has a wound on his taint.

>>381245154
will my life get better?

>>381245154
Will I ever become a millionaire

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>>381270778
N-no, it can't be. One of you daddy-os post that qt goddess to counter this negative vibes. Don't let our groove be taken from us.

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>>381245154
Will I ever get a gf ?

>>381245154
Will she ever like me as more than a friend?

>>381245154
Will I have fun on this cruise?

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>>381245154
Dear Sonic Totem, will I ever get a gf ?

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>>381245154
Will I ever have a cute gf?

>>381245154
Will I ever be in love for real again?

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>>381271425
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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>>381245154
GOD DAMMIT SONIC TOTEM. Will I ever have a gf ?

>>381271295
>>381271385
>>381271402
>>381271425
>>381271558
All this No's and Never's to gf related questions. Literal spawn of satan.

>>381248479
Chris and Barb are a great team. They need to make a full length horror movie.

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>>381271684
I-I never w-wanted one anyway h-haha

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>>381271712
Threads: CWCVille when?

>>381271684
I just wanted to know if I was gonna have fun on my cruise, dude, I don't give a shit about bitches and hoes. I'll probably hit up the cathouse when I get back though

>>381241759
yes please make it VR and do not censor anything im fuckin hard just thinking about it

>>381245154
Will I ever become a real Super Saiyan for reals?

>>381244897
God seems like a pretty cool guy.

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>>381245154
Will I ever be happy in my life ?

>>381270521
It should also be noted that the reason he previously viewed his child self as being someone else was because he had his name changed. When he was born he was "Christopher" but when he was a kid he met an animatronic bear musician at the mall and the guy voicing it misspoke his name as "Christian".

For a number of years he seemed to believe that "Christopher" lived on in one of his eyes (he has very mild heterochromia, one eye is green and the other is blue but it's very hard to see the difference).

I swear the Chris-Chan insanity well is endless.

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>>381272000
>trips
Thanks God, I love you.

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>>381271976
YESSS MY BIRTHRIGHT

>>381244532
He stopped being human a long time ago. I fear he is outside of death.

>>381245154
Should I?

>>381272239
He's joined Big Lenny and Rich Piana in whatever comes after humanity.

any new comics since the xmas issue?

>>381245154
Is it time to die

Sonichu will be canon in sonic heroes.

>>381245154
Will i ever finish Darkest Dungeon?

Wait since when is Chris trans???

>>381245154
Do you tell lies?

>>381272642
Anon...

>>381245154
Should I play vidya?

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>>381272712

>>381245154
Is Elvis alive?

>>381245154
Will I get some pussy this year?

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>>381273126

>>381270059
>he

>>381245154
will I gain ultimate power if I can combine the totem, amulet and shirt?

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>>381273723
You become Old CWC

>>381245154
will I get a gf this year?

>>381273723
totem is not a requirement. the totem was born from the power, not a catalyst for it. Some say the totem is responsible for the shift in mentality that became christine. Some say the totem is the one truly in control of the shirt and medallion now (femchris doesn't wear the shirt)

>>381273952
>>381273723
>Item Set Bonus
>+5 END -5 INT -5 CHA
>+Chance to resist poisons
>+Chance to take initiative in combat
>+Chance to not alert foes
>+Enemy aggression

It's godlike for a tank who wants to draw aggro. The Mall sections are really hard without it, the Jerks go straight for the Sweethearts and if you lose Megan you automatically fail.

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>>381241759
There are two buttons and you must push one.

Button A
>CWC's creative spark never awoke and he spent his entire life consuming autistic media in the comfort of his parents' home
Button B
>Lazerbot never made Tails gets Trolled, instead focusing on developing other talents

Which do you choose

>>381274242
I'd sacrifice Chris in a second for TGT. It's legitimately good and funny in a lot of parts despite its origin. But I suspect he'd have become prevalent even without Sonichu.

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>>381245154
Will i ever be happy?

>>381245154
Does she have an STD?

How is it possible that normies haven't physically assaulted Chris yet? I don't mean like trolls who know who he is, but like really homophobic Chads that Chris looks at the wrong way.

>>381274242
B. Chris is a once in a millenia occurence,

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>>381245154
Will I find a qt girl to date be happy with?

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>>381248479
What the fuck does the money go to? How is not homeless if he keeps asking for donations?

>>381274953
People don't actually do that

>>381245154
Will Metroid Prime 4 be good?

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>>381276032
Fuck

>>381276032
H-He means it will be great instead, right?

>>381245154
Will Samus Returns be better than AM2R?

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>>381241759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyMoams7EMw

>>381275041
He got several thousand dollars from the sonic totem and spent every penny on skylanders.
You tell me.