Ataribox

>>381234353
Groove

>>381234442
how many grooveflops will it have?

>>381234570
Enough to power an entire disco all night

>>381234353
Dragon dildos

>>381234353
What was inside Pandora's Box?

>>381234353
Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head.

This Atari shit has created a Gabo effect on /v/ and it's quite annoying.

its gonna be another one of those emulator boxes they sold at walmart for $30.

>>381234353
why is this a thing
what the fuck will the atari box do that a pc cant do

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you HAVE preordered your limited edition Ataribox™ with Skyrim™ Special Edition and I don't have to remind you again right?

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>>381234570
1.21 TERAGROOVES, BABY!

>>381235725
>Comes with Atari exclusive funkpack. Equippable Afros, Sabercat mount (with groovy armor), and an assortment of wardrobe items, all in polyester and rayon.

Electronic parts and wires

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>>381235725
Fixed.

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When will those jive turkeys get the picture?

https://my.mixtape.moe/uhuhql.webm

I predict it will be like a ouya or steambox, not a real console.

However, I do believe a new (real) Atari console or Sega console could actually be a success.

If you look at who is in the weakest place in the market right now it's microsoft. The Xbox is a bubble brand with no substance. Just one more real competitor with a solid product, i mean good exclusive games, would drive people away from microsoft who has poor first party.

The Ps4 has the market majority and good exclusives, nintendo has nintendo games and its niche gimmicks. Xbox has none of these. Microsoft has the money to keep the brand in production for years, but whats the point if their profit leaves to a new competitor?

I believe there is room to replace Microsoft. Atari and Sega both have Brand name and franchises to work with. They would probably just need an edge and exclusive games.

>>381236865
XBOX has sold over 35 MILLION units this gen anon, it's not like they're in trouble

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>>381236425
Even if this all turns out to be a viral marketing ruse by Atari, who for some reason was dumb enough to target /v/, they deserve to win.

>>381237568
i don't think they can afford marketing of any kind

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>>381234442
this