How do you play Nier Automata without a big urge to masturbate?

>>381230193
It's nicely balanced with heaps of despair and dread

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I can separate fap time and game time, anon.

>>381230193
By being over 12 years old.

>>381230632
I'd say 15

by being attracted to the superior girl A2

>>381230193
you masturbate and then keep playing the game
i don't see how this is so hard to understand

>>381230193
I just don't self destruct.

you don't really, fap material is basically all that this piece of shit has going for it

>>381231029

I learned that after beating end D.

It feels really really bad m8

>>381230193
By wearing a chastity belt like the little sissy bitch you are?

>>381230193
Wait until youre 18 OP you horny underage faggot

>>381230193
i jerk off to every game. since i dont actually beat anything i play its my only way of dominating the game

I'm gay

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>>381230323
Pretty much this. Every time I'm getting relaxed and immersed in the comfy world, something terrible happens.

>>381231979

I came here to post this

>>381230193
Daily reminder that this game sucks and waifufags are the only reason its been successful.

>>381230193
The novelty of it all quickly wears off. Usually you don't really see her ass. But then I didn't know until I was on route C that you could blow yourself up and get rid of the skirt that way, maybe playing with bare butt cheeks from minute 1, would urge me to masturbate while playing too

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>>381230193
>he has an urge to masturbate to a character with a hairy skin cancer mole
Cringe...

>>381230193
How do you play it period? I dropped it a few hours in because it didn't know what genre it wanted to be and everything so far was boring.

>>381230193
I uninstalled the game after you start playing with A2, what a ridiculous outfit

>>381230193
Shitty story and characters keep me from doing it

>>381232430
That's not an outfit, she's naked.
Some of her panels are missing.

>>381230193

She is a cyborg. She has no reproductive organs, she has no body other, no flavor. Licking her anus or feet would taste like rubber.
I can't fantasize with fucking a plastic doll

>>381230193
i dont' even play it. its garbage
i just masturbate

>>381232293
epic for the win! upvoted my dude XD

>>381232715
>fantasizing while fapping
u 12 bro? you just stroke it and watch some smut. or just stroke it for the fun of it. i cant think of the last time i actively imagined shit while fapping

>>381232870
kek

>>381230193
I went through ninja gaiden black without stroking it to the hayabusa buns, you can do too even if it's robot ass

>>381230193
I thought that I would, but playing the game itself was surprisingly more interesting than blowing a load.

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>>381232797

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>>381232685
>she's naked
that doesn't make any sense

>>381232851
I need context you pleb. 2b is a rubber doll. I don't find blowup dolls appealing. I need to pretend it is a real human, not a machine.

If you were to lick 2b delicious body, it would have zero taste. The sweet body odor scent, the taste of sweat. Nothing, you would have nothing like that if 2b was real.

You couldn't even fuck her since she has no vulva or anus. Fucking idiotic to fantasize with something like 2b. I can't do it sorry.

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I'm not into asses so that's not a problem for me.

>>381230193
Is Nier Automata good?

>>381233405
yes

>>381233405
On /v/ this sounds ironic but I want you to know I'm 100% sure and I mean it when I say this game is probably the best game of the last 5 years. It's truly art in everything it does. Use of music, artstyle, story, issues on what it means to be alive etc. Can games be art? I'm not sure, is Nier Automata art that should be savored and secured for generations to come? Yes

>>381233405
no

>>381233781
>>381233738
cool I'll give it a go

>>381230193
i dont, honestly

>>381233202
Partialy naked, she's wearing a top, but most of the black parts are actually places where her outer skin covering has worn off to reveal the black plastic underneath.

>>381230193
by having sex at least once in your life lmao

>>381230193
I could finish my second playthrough. I know there's 3 different stories but the combat is really not all that. It's flashy and fun sure but with only 2 buttons that you can kinda-combo?

9S is even worse. I'll hit triangle on accident and hack shit. When does the story even change? I fought Adam but so far it's been no difference. I can't be the only one who got bored.

>>381230193
I'm not a virgin.