Why is everyone in F13th so thicc?

thicc people can't run

Well they are supposed to be fuckable. That's the core essence of the series: Jason murdering horny teenagers.

white """""women"""""

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>>381227569

Its a game for obese ameriniggers,what do you expect?

>>381227451
>what Irishmen think is thicc

>>381227683
only women worth anything desu

>>381227649
Pretty much this. Jason mainly goes after sluts and horndogs. It's pretty explicitly explained why in the original movie, too.