Has gaming gone too far?

>>381220969
same face

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Its just right

>>381220969
I have no idea how anyone would be able to take this game seriously with GG voices. That just sounds like a massive turnoff.

>>381220969
Looks too western.

>>381220969
This game will be bad not because it's a gay daddy dating sim but because Game Grumps can't create anything quality.

>>381221214
>not choosing the ginger daddy,every barafag's dream
>or on the far left the archetypal bad boy wearing a leather jacket with a drink in his hand your mother should've warned your faggot ass about but didn't cuz she didn't know her son was a fucking fairy

a-anon..

>>381221214
The one to the left is better

>>381220969
>daddy sim
YES
>game grumps
NO

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>>381222473
The one on the far right and his child are fucking obese, anon.

>>381220969

Too many blacks.

One is okay, it caters to the coal burners. But, when half the roster is black, you're basically just making an interracial dating sim.

>>381222746
Say that to his face motherfucker and see what happens

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>>381220969

Here's my issue, and why this bothers me. I'm fine with gay people and I've got no problem with gay people having their own dating RPGs/VNs, that's fine and if Bara becomes mainstream hey, that'll be kind'a funny to watch.

But something like this comes off as just condescending to me. They wouldn't make a dating simulator VN after all, I mean, that'd be WIERD and CREEPY, and hey, those games are probably problematic, maybe they objectify women or something, I dunno. But, but, making a GAY dating simulator? That's just funny! That's hillarious! There's nothing creepy about that, it's cool and progressive!

Maybe it's just me or maybe I'm overreading it, but it just feels like the kind'a people who'd usually make fun of VN's coming in and trying to show us plebs how they should be.

>>381220969
Where have I seen this art style.

>>381222793
I like variety. Pretty much all of them are different ethnicities (I have no idea what the vampire is for), especially in a dating sim.

>>381220969
Why do you keep making these threads? Because some meme LPers are involved? Because muh identity politics? fuck offf

>>381223069

Congrats on being into interracial stuff, I guess?

I just mean, if you're going to make a game that caters so strongly to interracial fetishism, you may as well make it the theme at that point.

>>381222991
Pretty sure it's just tapping into a relatively untapped market. Anyone who wants to play straight VNs will generally go to japanese releases, since many of them are translated. There are quite a few gay ones too, but usually it's just twink gayboys, which doesn't really align as much to western gay interests.

>>381223198
It's not a theme as much as "I like options". Making the characters differentiated in terms of personality is a given, so why not make them differentiated in terms of looks?

>>381222991
i'm pretty sure it's fairly satire and people don't want to admit they'll allow it as a VN because it's funny and a new take

i don't think it's got anything to do with progressiveness

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>>381222991

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Move over Persona we have Dadsona

>>381223294

It's pretty rare people date outside their skin tone. People tend to have pretty specific tastes about that sorta thing.

>>381220969
So.. thread spam is how you want to sell your game?

>>381223519
>voiced by grumps
>dad puns
stop this i just want an alcoholic unloving dad simulator to make me relieve my childhood

>>381223526
Isn't that just a bigger reason to do it? Gay people are already a minority, so if you're going to appeal to them, trying to dig yourself an even deeper niche on top of that isn't really guaranteed a payoff. At least this way people can look at the game and maybe buy it if they find one of the characters attractive, since they don't need to want all of them.

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>>381223519
>voiced by the game grumps and friends
>so many dad puns
reddit the dating sim

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>>381223651
Just make your own alcoholic dad

>>381220969
Aren't these just Overwatch guys?

>>381220969
Ever since a bird dating sim became a reality, we should be grateful when a game focuses on dating between adult humans.

>>381220969
7>1>4>2>6>3>5

>>381223739
>Goku hair
YES. LET ME FORCE PICCOLO TO RAISE MY SON

So this is the power of PC gaming....

>>381220969
How is this different from the majority of men in AAA games? For some reason, feminists are OK with fucking white male protagonists if they are chained to an imp.

>>381223834
I see Reaper on the left, 76 and Lucio in the middle, and possibly Genji next to 76.

>>381223656

Not really, you're just splitting an already small group.

I mean, looking at this game, I'm into white guys, so, there's like 2 potential guys and 1 undead vampire.

>>381223834
They probably just got the most popular characters they see teenage girls talk about on twitter and tumblr and made bootlegs of them. First one is Reyes, fourth is s76, third is shiro from voltron, second is snape

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>>381224174
>>381223834
>>381224165

>>381224165
And some people are into blacks, or hispanics, or asians, and they only get one option.
You see how this works?

Please don't tell me any of you are seriously considering dating any besides the top tier goth dad who will succ dick like a starving vampire at hot topic

>>381224368
Vast majority of gamers are white though, and I don't imagine interracial is all that common of a fetish compared to just ordinary stuff.

>>381224529
>What I dont like can all be grouped into the same thing

anon...

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>>381224476
1>2>would rather die alone>the rest

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>>381224476
>Not choosing the bad boy archetype on the far left who drinks so much whiskey where he is constantly man-handling you to the point where you feel like a battered wife as a macho man.

You're an absolute massive faggot.

>>381224476
>daddy
>succ me
buddy i'm the one who's gonna be succin

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>everyone loving the overweight hairy old guy
what the fuck why does everyone have shit taste

>>381224368

What about people who have a fetish for amputees, what options do they get?

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>>381222718
this

>>381224284
Wow, you barely even need to edit most of them.

>>381224649
>not wanting the perfect Aryan specimen in the middle
pleb

>>381224284
Oh shit

>>381224825
4chan has teached me that the nerd type faggots love big hairy guys

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>>381225406
this
The qt aryan dude is god teir

>>381225431
wow what an embarrassing spelling error

Slowly and steadily we are getting close to the ultimate dating simulator: the Bull Dating Simulator, where a cuckold has to find the perfect bull for his hotwife.

>>381224284
And now my interest in this game has increased tenfold.

>>381224825
He's perfect for cuddling

>>381222746
>Obese
You telling me you don't want to cuddle with your bearlike husband and husbands son? What are you some sort of fag?

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>>381225621
>>381225670
>cuddling with a fat hairy old guy
jesus christ

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its just videogames, relax

Team Redhead.

All others are too twinky or not hairy so I just don't care.

>>381224825

If you've ever participated in any /v/ bars thread you'd realize the majority have severe daddy issues. Whether their father is dead, abandoned then, or simply not caring, it's pretty obvious most barafags flock to the hairy old guy as a way to fill the empty hole in their heart.

It's cute.

No flamers, chicken, taco, rice or curry.

>>381225791
>Not wanting to feel safe and protected
You're legit weird anon

>>381225798
mein nigga, I like both muscle and muscleguts but that belly is just irresistible

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>>381225849
How do you explain how I'm out and have a good relationship with my dad but still am into bears? I'm having dinner with him tomorrow, actually.

>>381224825
self insert

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>>381220969
N-nani?

>>381225930
He's just so fucking cute, right?

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>>381220969
Will it have sex scenes? Pic extremely related.

>>381225791
Anon you will never know true love and comfort until a big, strong hairy man holds you close and kisses your forehead.
You fucking faggot.

>>381220969
>the only rugged and smart looking ones are black
really makes you think

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make way for the best game!

>>381226025
T-thanks doc

>>381226003

You probably want to fuck your dad then

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>>381226132
i'd rather cuddle with someone my own size

>>381226123
ikr? He looks pretty mellow and seems like the jolliest out of the bunch. Plus he reminded me about that bear gladiator in Kemocol

>>381220969
1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 6 > 5 > 7

This is literally made for the women who enjoyed Hatoful boyfriend. Not every visual novel needs to be made for straight men exclusively guys.

>>381226196
Nope. My dad isn't a bear, either. Maybe I just like big dudes and don't need a neurosis to explain it? Maybe people like things you don't?

>>381226310
>jolliest
Exactly what I was thinking.
>that soft, warm smile
>that casual dress
>the bit of chest hair peeking out
unffff

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I WANT A BOYFRIEND

pretty sure /v/ wouldn't be upset about it if the same thing were made by the japs

As a barafag who's attracted to older dudes I'm not interested
>half the options are niggers
>dad puns lol isn't it funny
>voiced by meme let's players
>terrible artstyle and pastel colors
>making a self insert you have to look at in a vn is always a bad idea
Most importantly it all feels like an elaborate joke made for unfunny faggots to make YouTube videos. Tfw no decent non furry gay vns though.

>>381226479
imagine
he might even have a ginger happy trail

>>381226551
SAME FUCK MY LIFE

>>381226673
>voiced by meme let's players

betcha this is a major selling point for kids crushing on them though

>>381226631
it sucks because fucking game grumps had a say in it so any humour it has will be ninja sex party tier

>>381226789

oh wait just saw who the vas are, nm

>>381220969
Pretty genius move. Make a game that doesn't require a ton of effort, make it so it's at least marginally comedic, and give it a weird twist. Then boom, you play on your own channel to get ad revenue that way, and on top of that, you're advertising the game to get people to buy it and give you money that way, and if it's goofy enough, you've got tons of other Let's Players essentially advertising it as well.

>>381224284
who's 2nd from left supposed to be?

>>381227132
Hanzo

>>381224165
>Game Grumps voice acting

Oh my god, how ear grating will it be?

>>381220969
So there's the spic, vampire (?), asian, chad, negro, paki(?) and lumberjack, I feel like they hit all their bases regarding character looks

>>381225849
So daddy issues gay guys are the equivalent of low self esteem girls (if you're an older dude)?

>>381227223
oh, i suppose. the hair is just way too different still for me to recognize it.

>>381227224
>LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKER LET ME TELL YOU A TALE

>>381226551
>I WANT A BOYFRIEND

same, who doesn't? :(

As such they're on terribly short supply. Since everyone wants one.

What if I want to raise my child in cold isolation?

>>381222991
What? I've never seen people critize dating sims as weird and creepy unless they REALLY are, and then again that usually just applies to specific fetishy stuff.

>>381220969
The Asian guy looks manly as fuck even with a baby strapped on, 10/10 would turn gay for.

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Does the faggot count in /v/ increase every second? I swear this board is 90% male cum guzzlers now.

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I want scotch Daddy to raw me

>>381227774
/v/ had always been gay

>>381227774
closet homo detected

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>>381227774

I love men!

>>381227774
Drinking cum is NOT gay

>>381224284
>what makes me a good dad?
>if I was a bad dad I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you now would I?
>cut to drunken sobbing

Is it hardcore or not?

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I want homos to leave /v/ forever

>>381227774
I'm not some cocksucking man-milk chugger, I just like cuddling with big hairy dudes.

>>381222387
what GAY GRUMPS made this?
arin gay
danny gay
jon gay

EVERYONE IS A FUCKING GAY FAGGOT!?


NOW I CAN SPAM THIS ON TWITTER!

>>381228012
but is drinking your own cum gay?

>>381227861
no, /v/ hasn't

/v/ used to be about playing games
then 2008 happened

and if you don't know what happened in 2008, go fucking kill yourself.

>>381228304
Not if you get fucked in the ass while you do it

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>>381220969

>>381220969
I want whichever one of them that is voiced by Danny.

>>381227774
It's all a joke bro haha

barafags are teh worst

>>381228403
This is a thread about a game though

>inb4 VN aren't games

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>>381224284
reinhardt and soldier

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>>381227774
/v/ has always been gay.

Barafags are the worst.

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>>381228640
My nigga.

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>>381228538
>Implying you wouldn't

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>>381227774
Gay has always been /v/.

>>381228947
Neither of us would disrespect our waifus

>>381228947
Is this...ironic?

>>381228113

No, because they couldn't release it on Steam.

Is this like a satire game? Like are people supposed to play this ironically?

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>>381228538

>indian guy
>bigby

There's literally nothing similar about them

>>381229139

It looks that way. It looks more like LP bait than a real dating sim. Like Hatoful Boyfriend.

If they actually make the writing "genuine" and it's just a story about dudes trying to fuck, I'd be surprised.

>>381226551
Why do you have at least 287 pictures of the wolf from romeo and juliet: dog and lamb edition?

How do we remove gays from /v/?

>>381229401
Kill yourself samefag.

>>381220969
if fucking triggers /pol/ so much why they don't make their own videogame?

>>381229180
>indian guy

looks like a tan white guy to me.

>>381229180
>Indian guy
What? alcholic bad dad isn't indian and does have a few similarities with bigby

>>381224284
Guy on the right still the best

>>381229180
>>indian guy
What. If any of them were Indian it'd be 6.

>>381229390
I wish, but considering it's by the game grumps I honestly don't even think it's remotely possible

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>>381229401

Why don't you?

>>381226551
I wish I wasn't cut so I could have sex or get a boyfriend

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>>381229769
GABU POSTER DIE

>>381220969
let gays have gay games with every race.

They might stop trying to force gays and minorities into every single game possible if there are some games that genuinely pander exclusively to them.

It won't work, but I don't give a shit about this game. It doesn't appeal to me, but it doesn't have to.

Anyone who doesn't choose the ginger guy is actually baiting. He will keep you safe unlike the other faggots who look like they got pegged by thier wife and cried themselves into a divorce.

>>381220969
Honestly I'd rather THEY make something like this than something like Gone Home or Everyone's Gone to the Rapture. At least this is a game.

>>381230164
>he's never slept with a man with kids/ex wife

You're in for a treat.

>>381229769
It's a little excessive

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>>381228538
Indian guy is literally Dorian from DAI.

>>381230467
The years of repressed homosexual tendencies do make for some good sex

>>381230634
Yes.

It's just the after safe is when things get really awkward.

>>381230585
chin is completely different

>>381229885
why can't you have those things while cut?

Post what dad characters from other games you would have made into Dream Daddy /v/

That's cool and all but where's my mom dating simulator where I can play as a customizable mom and date other hot moms?

I don't think it's so wrong since it is targeted at the women audience.

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>>381231113

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>>381230504
>>381229945
Don't tell me how to live my life!

>>381230868
NO ONE likes cut dicks, you might as well be castrated if you have one

>>381231408
back to /b/ faggot

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>>381231113

>>381230064
>gays forcing themselves and minorities into games
>not white straight liberals
I actively don't want gay characters in AAA games. It's always written by people who don't know how gay relationships work, forced to do it to not make people upset.
Just get gays to make vns on their own pandering to specific tastes and shit.

>>381220969
I want to date the mexican

>>381231514
I don't mind cut dicks

>>381220969
I can't wait to have me some cute goth Daddy.~

this shit looks stupid

>this thread
Pence,
Get the cables

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

welcome to 2017 where ironic retardposting has created a whole subculture of unironic cancer, culminating in this game

>>381231232
Women don't like that body type, they like feminized boy band member types

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>>381220969
I now want Warcraft Dream Daddy simulator
features:

>Thrall
>Illidan
>Lor'themar
>Baine
>Korialstrasz(human form)
>Chen Stormstout
> Genn Greymane

>>381232796
>Women don't like that body type

What body type? Only the ginger is bara. The vampire looks thin and the rest look mildly muscular.

I think girls would more not like that the dudes all have kids and you play as a dude.

>>381232796
Get with the times, gramps. Beerbelly dadbods are in with girls with daddy issues.

hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

>>381232796

Look for the term lumbersexual. Lumberjack looking men are in with women right now.

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>>381221194
It's funny how people only point out the obvious flaws when it doesn't appeal to them

>>381232982
can confirm

>>381220969
It's just a gay Asagao Club

>>381233429
Yeah nigga, because nobody has ever complained about sameface in anime and manga, right?
You're fucking retarded

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daddy fighting game would have been better...

>>381233791
I would have been all about a daddy fighting game

With rape scene CG

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>>381233334
>3333

>>381233630
Are you purposefully ignoring what I mean?
The people who are okay with sameface on anime girls are quick to point it out on men.

>>381223739
>that depth of character customization

Holy shit I kind of want this now.

I hope bad boy on the far left actually is full of gap moe and super sweet.
Also what the fuck is up with the aristocrat Vampire dude, bet he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Hope you can bully him.

>>381230467
Explain.

>>381234094
>Also what the fuck is up with the aristocrat Vampire dude
Arin self-insert

>>381220969
>any criticisms to this """game""" will likely be disregarded and anyone who dares to criticize it will be deemed homophobic
>creator will probably play victim to it on social media, driving popularity of the game up and getting even more people to see it
>gamegrump involvement looks like it's just voice acting, they're probably going to be forced to play the game on the channel to promote it despite minimal involvement

This is another flavor of the month novelty VN that has about as much staying power as something like genital jousting, perhaps even less given the lack of incentive to "play" through it again. It's a miracle shit like this even sells, but people are stupid enough to buy anything.

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Degeneracy.

>>381226250
S O U R C E

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Leave the gay visual novel genre to me.

>>381234581
Translate it to English first.
When I download English demo I can't even select english language in options.
I am actually really hyped for this game

>>381234581
cringy animu dialogue and protag

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>>381234094
Tough dude with a secret soft side and bullying smug tsun vampires are my biggest kinks.

>>381224284
Make the baby be Winston

>>381220969
No, dating sims have been around for a while, anon

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>>381220969
>Top Tier:
Preppy blonde, Alcoholic.
>Good Tier:
Vampire, Tom Selleck.
>Middle Tier:
Asian, Belly.
>Low Tier: Hipster He isn't actually that bad, but guys with long hair/dreadlocks is a dealbreaker for me

This is objectivelly the truth, and nothing will change it otherwise.

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can't wait for all the porn of the aryan getting fucking rekt by delicious brown men

>>381226551
I WANT (YOU) with a bullet right between the eyes

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>>381220969
>Voiced
>No porn
>Kids
>Gamegrumps

>>381234856
Speaking of that...
https://mobile.twitter.com/FilthyAlebrije/status/876624903784366080

>Game Grumps actually make a 'game'
>It's a gay daddy dating simulator

Que

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>>381235212
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYEEEES

https://mobile.twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/876938109509697536

>>381222473
I want far left to beat me after a hard night of drinking

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>Daughter(?) looks like she want to fuck you in most of the screenshots

Daddy thirst knows no bounds.

>Iced Tegan and Sara
>Chai Antwoord

Come on now.

>>381235381
exactly so why are you a virgin?

I want to take turns getting beaten and sucking off scotch-san promising to be better

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>>381235821
Im not.

>>381235780

I want to _________ that daughter!

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>>381235780
>Can't even ask for black coffee without sounding like a hipster faggot

>>381235843
>>381235638
what else do you want him to do to you?

>>381220969
The guy with the baby is the only one worth attention

>>381236164
Go the pharmacy and get some stuff to apply first aid
And kiss my forehead goodnight

Aryan boy wants to be dominated and called a slut.

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>>381236278
>tfw friend is a fanfic writer
>writes amazing porn
>going to request exactly this

>>381236434
Fucking excellent anon.

>>381220969
No because i really feel games should have freedom of creativity. If i don't like a game or it appears to be not for me, i'll won't waste my time or money on it. Simple as that.

>>381236434
Please do.

>>381234124
Sex was great, but after sex was just weird. I knew he had kids and was fine about it, but then he tells me he's still married and things just got weirder.

Eventually I got him to talk to his wife and they worked things out nicely and divorced. We became friends with benefits for awhile until he met a dude. I think they're still together now I dunno.

>>381224825
>he wants to go for the scrawny dads
disgusting frogposter, just die

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>>381227774
>not ironically marrying a manly guy and living with him until death does you apart as a prank

>>381238161
As long as you say no homo on your death bed

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I didn't know so much of /v/ was a home of sexual.

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>>381238631
continue to shit your diaper over it

>>381220969
Bad Dad, Vlad Dad, and Beard Dad are the best

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>>381238631
Then you havent been around very long.

Why are fat dads top tier?

Are they supposed to be overwatch characters?

>>381238771

Diaper not needed. Anus intact and elastic.

>>381238957

Yes, I don't like or play video games.

This game might have been decent if not for Game Grumps

They are literally all heterosexual men. It's going to be full of dumb gay jokes and sterotyping

>>381239357
None of the game grumps are writers or artists connected to this, it's just a brand name attached to the product, the writers are super gay.

>>381239357
pretty sure egoraptor has said he is bi and would be up for fucking dudes

>>381231192
>where's my mom dating simulator where I can play as a customizable mom and son swap with other hot moms?
ftfy

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When is Overwatch gonna let me date Roadhog

>>381231192
That'll be the sequel if this sells well enough.

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>>381238161
P L O T T W I S T
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>>381223198
>interracial fetishism
>white people have become so terrified and hateful of non-whites that being attracted to people of other races has officially become a fetish

>>381227774
How did so many of our fellow gamers end up becoming fags?

>>381239929
You'll pretty much only see that here.

>>381231192
>>381239626
I know you're joking but lmao, no. That would get boycotted in this day and age. It's all about appealing to women and minorities now.

>>381240109
>It's all about appealing to women and minorities now.
>A game where you play as a mom dating other moms
>full diverse cast of moms
Women and minorities, done.

>>381240248
Women aren't going to buy something for men to fap over due to lesbian fetishism tho

>>381240109
To women, progressiveness means games with no men as well.

I'm offended. How come there are no overweight, pale skin dads like myself? I don't feel represented in this game.

>>381240513
there's a fat ginger right there

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>>381220969
Aside from the far right pudgy daddy they all have the same basic shape. Kinda boring. If one of them was a big muscular beefcake stud I'd get the game in a heartbeat.

>>381240513
nigger there literally is one

>>381240648
>that tiny head

>>381240316
implying the game would be made for men

>>381227224
i imagen you will be able to turn it off if you want to. i dont mind dans voice at all desu

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>>381240727
To be fair the head doesn't grow when the body muscles do.

>>381238771
Fug...
Do I need to start the folder of another character?

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>Having shittaste that you find any of these fucks attractive
>Wanting someone with A KID, proving that not only are they disloyal but you'll be forced to help raise them
>Some of them even have FEMALE children, so you'd be forced to raise one of those screaming hellbeasts

This game is made by women and "ironic" fags and the only people who like it are their fans, women who want to "turn the tables", and fags so ugly they know they'll never get a proper guy.

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>>381241167
Women don't make games.
This game was made by straight men.

>>381241167
>he can't roleplay in his head that these characters don't have some flaws or daughters

Step up senpai

>>381241270
It was made by a lesbian and a gay dude

>>381241364
Was it really?

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>>381241338
>Having to roleplay to make fictional characters acceptable

The entire point of a fictional character is that they're perfect at their baseline. Having to "ignore" or 'adjust" is for real people. There's a sea of perfect husbandos out their and you'll settle for trash that you have to 'adjust" for?

>>381241739
>There's a sea of perfect husbandos out their
Examples pls

>>381241440
Pretty sure, yeah

>>381241902
Just wait for someone to post one of their husbando charts.

>>381241364
>made by women
>one of them is a gay dude

So which is it faggot?

>>381241167
>personal opinion
>getting this angry at the idea of beign a step-relative
>getting this angry over the idea of females existing

It makes sense that you wouldn't understand that humans are social creatures and caring for the young is a group effort, even those not related to the kids help as well.

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>>381220969
I remember when videogames were FUCKING VIDEOGAMES and not e-celeb self-flattering.

I fucking hate the HD Gaming era.

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>>381220969
>Western otomeshit
please tell me I'm wrong

>>381242495
the target audience is gay dudes, you play as a dad romancing other dads

>>381242596
>the target audience is gay dudes
The target audience is guys who want to be progressive and women.

>>381242752
No it's gay dudes

>>381220969
I'm definitely gonna blow some loads on that asian qt desu desu

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>>381224825
Hey look you posted it again