ITT: your best Sims 4 story

nice try EA marketing team

>I want to create the worst character I can, based on arabic stereotypes
>the towelhead (literally) I created is a mean, hot headed, mischievous terrorist, his name is Abdul
>I move him in with people one of my cousins made
>there was 3 of them, but one of them was old, she died, the other two (a couple) got old, all due to my experiment of killing over a 100 people
>they’re nice people
>Abdul likes the husband, becomes his bro
>Abdul is also a good muslim, so he hates the wife
>start to have arguments with her, end up fighting a couple times
>she is Abdul’s nemesis
>I see that the husband is a doctor
>go with him to work while Abdul and the wife are fighting
>he’s a children’s doctor
>children ask me to diagnose them
>I gave all of them fake bad news, they cry
>move on to next day
>I’m at work but not doing any work
>fuck it, I’m gonna get into a gay relationship
>start sweet talking and flirting with a guy
>become boyfriends
>we can’t fuck because wife is home
>let’s go on a vacation!
>Abdul and the 2 gaylords go to a camp
>Abdul is flirting with the woman who works there
>the two fags go upstairs, fuck a couple of times
>while that happens, Abdul is still flirting
>once everything slows down, camera goes into the sex room
>wtf
>the old guy falls out of the bed
>he’s dying from having too much gay sex
>Abdul watches him die, picks up the urne
>other gay dude disappears after all this
>Abdul is alone
>call wife over to camp
>sorry about husband and shit
>start to be friends with her
>start flirting with her
>she’s now my girlfriend
>propose to her
>she says yes
>wedding is going to take place on the graveyard lot
>party is good, we get married
>we live together happily as wife and husband

cont.

>I can fuck her, but I can’t have a baby with her because of her age
>time to get a new girlfriend I can have a baby with
>girl from the camp is gonna do it
>pick her up, she’s easy
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a boy, his name is going to be Allah
>he’s not enough for me
>go to town to find a new girlfriend
>she’s black and easy, perfect
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a black boy, his name is going to be Nigger
>Allah and Nigger is still not enough for me
>go to town for the usual new girlfriend
>she’s a stupid blonde and she’s easy
>try for a baby
>get baby
>baby’s a blond girl, her name is going to be Himler
>now it’s good
>our household is like this: Abdul, his wife, Allah, Nigger and Himler
>we live happily
>one day, Allah goes to school, invites friend over
>Nigger acts like an ape
>beats up Allah’s friend a few times
>while all this, Abdul starts building a rocket to fly into space
>he does and brings back some good space stuff
>wife is not impressed with the children
>they are not hers, she doesn’t even know they’re mine
>can’t make one with her, but I’m gonna make up for it
>adopt a child
>he’s a boy, but he immigrated into this family, so his name is going to be El Fernando
>it’s all good

cont.

>update drops for the game, includes transgenders and a wishing wheel (gonna be important later)
>make a new household with trannies
>feminine female with dick, feminine male with dick, masculine female with vagina and masculine male with vagina
>they’re going to live in a trailer
>this is a trailer where two rednecks live
>they’re sister and brother and wife and husband
>husband is a wifebeater
>one of the trannies fuck another one, they’re going to have a baby
>let’s have some fun while waiting for the baby
>put fireplace down it the middle of the trailer
>start adding logs to it
>the fire lights up the furniture
>big and long fire, trailer almost burns down
>the pregnant thing is about to give birth
>the fire is still going
>can’t go into build mode to put down a crib for the baby because of fire
>fire stops
>the thing gives birth
>the baby is going to be taken care of by the rednecks