>Play JRPG >Talk to cat >"Meow"

>Play JRPG
>Talk to cat
>Nyaa~go
>find catspeak dictionary
The cats had actual dialogue all along.

>>381206863
Robotrek is actually pretty fun.

>>381208616
I kept expecting that to be relevant, especially since the dictionary had "follow me" in it, but it never was.

>talk to cat
>don't understand it
>put on cat ears and try talking it
>still don't understand
>gives me a shield for trying

>Play RPG
>Talk to dog
>it's a fucking dog
>man it would be neat if I could talk to this dog tho
>get the idea to build a device that lets me talk to dogs

>>381209169
Isn't that a quest from DQ9?

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>>381206863
>Talk to cat
>"It's time to turn up the heat."

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>talk to dog
>woof
>talk to dog with a kid
>plays with dog and gives it a name

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>Talk to frog
>"Ribbit"

>Dog was final boss all along

>>381210321
Yes.

>talk to cow
>cow tries to explain to you theoretical physics
>Item gained: "milk"

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>talk to cat
>GO TO BED

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>talk to cat
>claws me for no reason

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>talk to an animal
>doesn't make a sound, just the text saying it

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>talk to dog
>"wha- i mean, woof!"
>never says that again

>>381212116
why do cats do this?
claw others for no reason

i don't believe in the "cat is tensed, so it's trying to release pressure" bullshit

>>381212129
I prefer this over them making a sound but no text.

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>>381212181
Oy vey

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>pet dog
>it's happy nothing exected
>drop some meat
>it eats it
>drop a few more
>It eats it up
>starts guiding me somewhere
>treasure chest

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>Play JRPG
>talk to human girl
>"Meow"

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>Stand next to cow
>Cow starts stealing your money

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>>381212215
cats are the same as wildcats and big cats

All of them have identical instincts and behaviors. To hunt and kill and strike the neck from behind. Just because a cat is small doesn't it mean it doesn't like to hunt and gore other animals.

>>381212215
if they're actually attacking you its because they want you to fuck off. either because of something you did, because they are in a bad mood, or because they are in pain and don't want to be touched.
if they're just clawing you while purring its a holdover instinct from their childhood. kittens do that while nursing to improve milk flow, and their claws are too tiny for the mother to notice. sitting on a warm body much larger than theirs reminds them of their childhood and triggers that reflex

>>381206863
>talk to cat
>it's an enemy
>kills me because lol
fuck you, secret of the stars

>*dolphin noises*

>play RPG
>talk to cat with animal perk
>it's highly sophisticated
>dogs are dumb
I want this meme to end.

>>381212215
to tell you that it wants to be left the fuck alone

>>381212204

Name 1 game that does this i wanna play it

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>talk to dog in rpg
>woof
>talk to it later
>"fuck off retard"

>>381208616
Game?

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>>381212562
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT DOGS ARE THE SMART ONES? BE CAREFUL, BIPED

>>381212458
So when my cat is kneading my stomach or chest she is actually trying to tear her way thru my ribcage?

>>381212497
>if they're just clawing you while purring its a holdover instinct from their childhood.
i said no bullshit

>>381212215
Cat probably doesn't want to be bothered.

Some cats will do it the nice way and give you a light but firm bite and put his paws on you with a light claw extension and a bit of a push to tell you to not bother him/her because he's settling in to doze.

Asshole cats will just swipe at you. Mostly because they don't trust you enough to be nice about it.

If you wind up a cat enough that it grabs onto your hand and uses its hind legs (which are its actually dangerous part), that's entirely on you for being an idiot.

If they flick their tail about erratically then it means something is bothering it. Don't approach.

>>381212659
t. nigger man

>>381212562
Found the dumb dog poster

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>>381206863
>talk to bug
>*bug noises*
what did they mean by this

>>381212659
Go away, кoт. No блины for you.

>>381212670
Its trying to milk you.

>>381212670
no because cats play with each other in a similar manner.

So if she claws you with her claws pulled inwards and thus doesn't hurt (or hurts a little but), she wants to play with you.

>>381212562
dumb people loyal

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>>381206863
>JRPG
>talk to dog
>"woof"

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>Step on frog
>"Croak"

>talk to cow
>health starts decreasing
>HUD starts to melt

>>381212603
I think mother 3 has this type of dialogue for the whole game

>play Crusader of Centy
>talk to dog
>Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
90s translations were weird.

>>381212670
in that case they probably want to get comfortable and the claw extending is just a reflex

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>>381212850

>>381212670
No it's like what this guy said:
>>381212497

It's comfortable and is kneading you like a kitten kneading its mother for milk. It's a comforting behaviour. They do it to other cats they are friendly with too when they sleep on top of each other.

One of my cats used to bother the other one all the time like this. Eventually he gave in to her constant need for affection and I'd see her head and paws on his stomach almost every time I went upstairs.

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>play JRPG
>talk to frog
>it wants to save the game for me

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>>381212850

>talk to animal
>their sound shows up in the dialog box instead of playing in a short audio clip
Into the trash it goes.

>>381213061
>I'd see her head and paws on his stomach almost every time I went upstairs
We need to talk about the flowers and the bees, son

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>talk to dog
>AYY LMAO IM PART OF A GOD SENPAI CAN YOU BRING ME BACK TO HIM YOU DUMB RETARD LMAO AT UR LIFE XD U FUCKING FAG

>>381212835
Then it's touching the wrong spot, if you know what I mean.

>>381213170
Anon. They were both neutered at a very young age. She was the sort of cat that cuddled literally anything. Very cling cat. Sweet, but dopey. And she would use him basically as a pillow at every opportunity.

At first he'd just get up and walk off annoyed, but eventually he'd just give in and let her sleep ontop of him, since she would just follow him everywhere anyway.

It was a sweet behaviour to observe between cats. If you know anything about cats then the sexual side of cats is anything but affectionate.

>>381212562
we literally bred the maturity out of dogs to make them more obedient.

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>Talk to spider
>fthhsththssffffthththsssfff

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>wrpg
>talk to cows
>Moo

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>Play JPRG
>Talk to cat
>It ends up being another in a whole line of cats that are planning on starting a mail service for the people of the world
>It gives up on the plan like the other cats out of sheer laziness
>Sends you a loveletter later in the game telling me I gave it the strength to try the impossible
>Find cat bones in an out of the way part of the game map toward the endgame

>>381211890
Silent Hill 2

>>381206863
Is Robotrek really worth all the shilling you do for it?

>>381213640
>adds an item to your inventory
>spider egg x5

>>381213593
I know dude, that was just a joke

>>381213143
cute frogposter

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>Play JPRG
>characters are mindless
>they just repeat the same default actions
>can do anything to them

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>>381212850

>>381213739
what game

>>381213821
I started playing it because of that thread from last night. It's alright. A bit on the grindy side.

Are there any RPGs that the NPCs will think you're a weirdo since you're trying to talk to animals?

>games has ducks
>talking to them lets you piece together a puzzle to gather secret equipment in order to fight legendary bosses

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>>381213859
>get to town to sell loot
>only have Spider Egg x4

>Talk to pig
>"oink oink"
>"(what the pig next to me says worries me.)"
>talk to other pig
>"oink oink"
>"(i wouldn't worry about it.)"

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>Play JRPG
>Cat talk to you
>nonstop

>>381211735
>Talk to frog
>*hop*
>Do you wish to save?

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>>381213640
>>381213859
>>381214079

>>381213865
I figured it might have been. But there are some people on here that really are that stupid that you have to explain literally everything to them.

Still, cats are fascinating creatures and I wish more people went out of their way to understand them. Growing up I had this massive book that basically told you everything about them. How to identify different breeds, how to groom different types of fur, what sort of food they should eat, the details of their behaviours and physical capabilities.

It made having a cat as a pet so much easier since you could literally just look up every seemingly strange thing they did.

My last cat lived to about 19 years old. He died only just last year. I miss him every day.

>talk to mirror
>It's you!

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>>381214084

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>>381214297
>talk to another mirror
>Hi!

>>381214297
>talk to mirror
>it's me!

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>Play WRPG
>Talk to cat
>"You smell wonderful"

I am convinced that civil greentext threads are a higher form of communication.

>>381214297
>talk to mirror
>despite everything, it's still you

>>381212624
Trails in the Sky

>>381214297
>talk to mirror in the final area
>Despite everything, it's still you.
>talk to mirror again after beating final boss
>Still just you, protag.

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>play tactical espionage action
>talk to enemy
>"Meow"

>>381214635
>didn't do the thing in V
Still mad, I forgave 4 because he was super fun.

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>talk to cat
>use item [glowing vial]
>cat turns into a sexy cat girl
>fuck her

>>381214297
>talk to mirror while going down bad end route
>It's me, [playername].

>>381214578
>It's me, [...]

>>381212215
Because they're shit animals for retards that need to be put down.

>>381214829
>bad ending

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>talk to cat
>...

>talk to dog
>I've been possessed by the Spirit of the game developer!

Just

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>Talk to cat
>"Pass the controller, bro"

>talk to chicken
>it has a French accent
>talk to rat
>it has a posh accent

>play yu-gi-oh
>has separate buttons for talking and dueling
>talk to dog
>''Bark! Bark!''
>attempt to duel dog
>it accepts
>it uses a dog themed deck
Did not expect that.

>>381215273
Ok, just let me paws it real quick.

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>Talk to cat
>Someone please help me.

>>381212882
>the nineties were 7000 years ago

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> Talk to cat.
> It never updates again.

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>>381215273
>pass the controller bro

>>381215043
yes

Most cats have a virus that affects human and that virus alters your behavior making you more a cat lover. And I am not kidding. Look it up.

>talk to tree
>...

>Talk to table
>"It's a table"
why do JRPGs have this

>>381215862
I have yet to see any evidence for this. Same goes for the "Cats can't love you, but others can!" shit.

>>381215862
You mean Toxoplasmosis. And it's a parasite, not a virus. You can also get it from eating raw meat, which is why France has a very high carrier percentage.

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>>381215878
>fight tree
>when it's about to lose, it goes nuclear

>talk to bookshelf
>"There's a book titled [whatever] here. Read it?"
>talk to the same bookshelf, but from another side
>"There's a book titled [see above] here. Read it?"

>>381215985
Toxoplasmosis is a real thing. It does more than just make you like cats more, it makes you more bold/suicidal in general. I might hate the notioon of skydiving, but on the Tox I'd be down to try.

It might be part of a mechanism that makes humans try new things, spurring our evolution and general outlook on life. Its a highly complex organism. Same with the way DMT might be the basis for all spiritual belief in mankind.

>>381215985
There's been some doubts recently into this. People have redone the ''rats being attracted to cat urine'' experiment and while Toxoplasma does affect rat behavior, it turns out some rats are normally attracted to cat urine without being infected at all.

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>Talk to dog
>It mocks you

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>>381216301
Toxoplasmosis is real, but how exactly was it proven that it makes you like cats more

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>>381206863
>reach monster girl village
>realize human women are the true monsters

>talk to a snail
>it tells you to spend more time barefoot in muddy rice fields

>>381216301
>it makes you more bold/suicidal in general
Yet frenchies are nothing but pussies.
Tox is a fucking meme.

>>381216301
There's also studies that say it can unlock latent schizophrenia, though that's hotly debated.

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>>381216448
NO RESPONSE, YOU DOG!

>talk to fleshpound
>asdawasdaswas
>get killed by fleshpound

>>381216754
>Try to escape from fleshpound
>Mash every direction instead of holding the one facing away from it and only after noting that you're not moving, hitting the other movement keys and subsequently enter

>Have to show everyone in the village your proof of acceptance
>you can show it to the village cat

>>381216448
Do your own research on it. It just makes people respond more positively to the cat in general. They will be more willing to cater to its whims than not. It isn't some insane mind control, just a gentle nudging of the neurons. It essentially forces a reverse imprinting.

>>381216654
>proven to make you more bold/daring
>france bends over for violent subhuman muzzies over and over
Sounds like its doing its magic on them just fine.

>>381217060
>Do your own research on it
Sure, I'll just gather a sample of people without toxoplasmosis, test their reactions to cats, give them the parasite and test their reactions again
No, I'll just stick with doubting this shit until people have something to back it up instead.

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>>381216448
the virus that makes you like cats more is cuteness, and is caused by touching fluffy cat fur and looking at cute cat faces

>>381217221
Or you can read a wealth of information online, for free, from people who weren't as lazy and worthless as you and did all your legwork. You know most scientific journals are published online free of charge right?

You probably have the Tox and its trying to stop you from finding the truth, convincing you to reject accepted science.

why are cats best pets?

>>381217447
I doubt it.

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>>381217451
just cause

>>381217523
Thats just the Tox talking anon, resist it.
You'd be genuinely surprised to know how much of your behavior is controlled by parasites in your body, much more than just Toxoplasmosis. You are probably just afraid of the truth.

>>381217447
kinda funny how you call out people for being lazy and worthless and continue shitposting on a chinese image board

>>381211425
Bold synthesis desu

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>>381206863
>Play JRPG
>Talk to cat
>"Fuck me daddy"

>>381217758
>implying you're not a Tox double agent who's false flagging to move people away from the truth

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>Play visual novel
>Talk to cat
"I love you."

>>381217884
>urging someone to go crack a book or read actual information for themselves is shitposting

The Tox is making you belligerent as a defense mechanism femanon.

>>381218087
I just read literally every book and article in existence and found no proof of Toxoplasmosis making you like cats.

>>381212352
Breath of the Wild

>>381218169
The Tox is making your memory bad, selectively.

>>381218087
Maybe you could recommend me a 'video game' about this topic that I can play to learn more about it?

>>381214268
God tier game.

>>381212671
>Is told the truth
>Gets indignant
>Is told a second time
>Gets furious
You got your answer you're just too stupid to accept it.

>>381206863
>play jrpg
>talk to cat
>"meow"
>use mind read
>has dialogue

>>381218548
>>381218548
http://nerdist.com/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-gamings-most-famous-parasite/
Closest I could find is an article about other parasites in games and their real world basis.

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When are we getting a vidya set in the Dark Imperium, /v/?

>play jrpg
>talk to dog
>throw him in an acid vat with a demon to fuse him into a sick ass Cerberus

>>381219154
>''dog'' remains loyal to you even after your death
>its biggest regret is not being able to protect you/die by your simesde
I'm a cat person, but Pascal and Missile a best.

>>381213716
>talks about cows
>posts brahmin

>>381214556
made me tear up

>>381213716
>cows

>talk to cat
>meow
Shoot cat, it roars like a lion and claws me pushing me off the stairs and I fall to my death

>>381212603
Earthbound I think. But not the MC's dog.

>>381206863
>Play JRPG
>Talk to a baby
>Nothing
>Use telepathy on a baby
>It has dialogue

>>381214268
what game

>>381220675
Daddy 3.