DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BUY MY GEIMO

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>>381205592
N-Nani? What happened to my steam library?

>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny

>>381205753
Yeah I'm that kid. What are you gonna so about it fucboi? Bend over

NANI?!

>>381205592
Please don't bring jojocrap into Toddposting. It deserves better.

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>>381205592

ARGGH-

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>>381205592
I pirated FO4 Toddles. It's a janky piece of shit, I'll go back to playing the superior game.

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>>381205659
M-MASAKA!

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>>381205753
>That kid who didn't buy Fallout 4

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>>381205659
You haven't seen my Stands,『Johny Guitar』, secondary ability yet, anon.
With my『Lawsuit』, if you pirate my game, i will fucking sue.

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>>381205993

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WHERE

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Look... you don't even have to buy the switch at this point. just please BUY Skyrim for the EXCLUSIVE Master Sword

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>>381206095
>Johnny Guitar
that's an obsidian stand, Todd Stole it and is gonna get fukken rekt when its owner enters the scene.

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Do you pirate my games very often? Oh what am i saying, of course you don't.

Todd-kun you said you wouldn't use your stand for evil!

>>381206152
ODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

I MISSED E3 FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S GRADUATION, WHERE IS HE

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>>381206034
Pirating?

Boy I wouldn't do that, that's how I ended up here. In a 4 by 4 cell serving time, piracy's a crime, dontcha know?

I've realised the error of my way by pirating Fallout 4™ and the Season Pass, because I was too cheap to spend the low, low price of $59.99.

Don't make my mistake, fellow video game enthusiasts. First thing I'm doing when I'm released is buying The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ REMASTERED!

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>>381205592

>>381206095
His stand 『Little Lies』, maybe if you actually played the games you'd know some Todd Lore.

>>381205592
Bastard, How many games have you made in your life?

>>381206318
why didn't jotaro and friends recruit arabia fats if his stand was literally the sun and they knew they were fighting a vampire

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You have five seconds to show me your steam libraries.

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In this moment I am euphoric, not because of phony Obsidian's games but because I'm enlightened by Fallout 4™ Pipboy Edition™.

>>381206152
GOOOODS WHERE IS MY PUBLISHERS GAMES PREORDERS!

>>381206319
What would『Little Lies』do though?

I imagine it basically makes him into Aizen from Bleach

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>>381206157
Exclusive?
Don't make me laugh.
There has been a dozen Master Sword mods in the early weeks of Skyrims initial release.
"Mods will fix it, mods will fix it",
But we are gonna start charging for those, too, amirite?
Have you no shame?

Don't look, but /v/ just created the longest running Bethesda marketing campaign for free in the name of "irony"

>>381206386
Because he was a weekly villain and his stand was just a really hot disc, not the actual sun.

>>381206519
This is the thing I've actually wondered about Toddposting, because it really ain't funny even in the slightest.

>>381206519
>viciously mocking and defaming head of company
>marketing
lol no

>>381206462
>shadow todd is the good guy

>>381206458
Erases the worldwide memories related to whatever he punches, allowing him to release the same game as many times as he wants.

>>381206535
PREORDER FAAAAALLOUT 4

PAID MODS WILL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE YOU PAY FOR MORE

JUST FUCKING BUUUUUUUUUUUUY MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>381206458
Makes you believe his lies if he tells you what you want to hear.

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Your next words are going to be "I'm going to buy Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition™ now!"

>>381206458
Retroactive lies. When Todd says something, people will forget about it a set time after he says it. When brought up in conversation, they will say that we were always at war with Eurasia.

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New Vegas? C'mon who wanna play dat shit? I needa shot some niggas, POW POW!

>>381206686
Genius

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*cough* Hey buddy.... I'm not in a good place at the moment... but... It would really help me *cough* REALLY HELP me if you... were to... just buy Fallout 3 - Game of the Year Edition and Fallout 4 - Seasons Pass

*cough* And if you haven't already, Skyrim - Game of the Year Edition as well... *cough* I know you'll do right by me, right buddy? It would mean a lot...

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>>381206891
As a philanthropist and playboy who has sex regularly, i support this man.
I will buy his fucking game and implore you to do the same.

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Of course I'll buy your game Todd!
New Vegas was pretty fun, I won't mind buying it a second time for a friend!

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PREEEORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDERORDER

>>381206386
Heat, not UV rays

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MASTER! CREATION CLUB NOT GOING TO GOOD.

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How long will it take until Elder Scrolls Transcription Error dies and we get a good game set in Argonia?

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>>381206404
Please don't hurt me Todd, is this enough?

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>>381205592
>todd
>kira
>not toddiavolo with his 「LITTLE LIES」 ability to 「ERASE TRUTH」

Worry not, Todd.

I bought copies of New Vegas for all my friends!

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>>381207242

>(B) Hate Dialogue

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>>381207340

FOOLISH MORTAL

YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ALL MY GAMES ACROSS EVERY PLATFORM. YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT.

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>>381207115
You might wanna think about what else you are gonna buy.

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>>381207404
What I can't forgive... is selling the Fallout 4™ Season Pass™ to children

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>>381207859
I'D SELL IT TO UNBORN FETUSES IF I COULD LEGALLY DO IT!!
BUY MY FUCKING GAME AND THIS'LL BE OVER QUICKER FOR ALL OF US!

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FALLOUT 4 HAS SOME PRETTY BONKERS CHEAP PRIZES, STOP THIS TODD, YOU'RE SELLING THEM TOO CHEAP!

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>>381207991
No, Todd... with my stand,『Fallout New Vegas Requiem』...

I will set your sales to zero!

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>>381206720
Aw fuck, I heard it.

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Alright, you faggots asked for this.

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>>381208695

>>381208545
CAAAAALL IT MORNING WALK ACROSS THE MAP IN UNDER FIFTEEN MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES

>>381208695
good job if OC anon

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>>381208296
Oh, but you forgot about my『Sweet Little Lies』still being in effect. You already believed one lie.

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I can't beat the shit out of your prices without getting closer

>>381208920
Afraid not anon.

>>381209065
>AY TODD, WHAT'S GOOD

>not much, just selling skyrim again

>>381208695
thanks asshole, now my hard drive is full of bethesda games and I'm hundreds in debt

>>381209195
why?

Guys.

Do you think Todd knows?

He has to know.

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>>381209359
I can't possibly fathom why

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>>381209426
No one will know my true identity

>>381209642
Y-YATTAZO

I SOLD IT AGAIN

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>>381209426
He knows but just doesn't get it
He probably realises there''s worse thing 4chan could do with his image

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BUY
MY
GAME

>>381205753
toddposting is funny

get out

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>>381205592
MADA MADA TODD

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>>381207404
I think Todd's more of Valentine type of villain.

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ALL HAIL BETHESDA

>>381212317
Instead of the U.S. Flag, does he have Skyrim's box art etched into his back?

Bite za dusto activates whenever somebody near Todd mentions they didn't buy Fallout 4

>>381212601
He's got Bethesda logo etched on his back. The Elder Scrolls emblem is buried inside his chest, which he stole from Kirkbride.

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you leave me no choice todd

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If 『Todd』 is the villain, who's the JoJo that stops him?

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I hate when shitty adults think they don't have to buy my games

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mfw Todd's 『LYING KING』 can erase playtime

>>381215036
Josep or Josuke , since they actually play videogames

>>381215449
But how does that work?

>>381205592
okay first time I actually laughed at Todd posting in awhile.

>>381206667
t. todd

>>381215589
You will always have the curiosity to play Fallout 4 for the first time and experience how shit it is for all eternity

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>tfw someone buys your games

Todd posting is probably the best thing /v/ created

>>381215036
Todd is like Valentine he's not the bad guy.
So some asshole jojo, like Jonny would be the one trying to stop him.

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>>381209426
I'm sure retards have sent him toddposting through twitter.

>>381215518
>>381216482
But could they resist the immense power of his superior 『RE-RELEASES』 ?

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>>381215518
best boy will figure that ability out as well

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>>381214527
MASAKA!

Why do retards romanize it as geimu?
Chinks say gemu.

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It's too late anon! My stand 『Lying Queen』 is already inside your steam library!
The third ability of my 『Lying Queen』, 『Buy My Game』 has already been activated! The payment for pre-ordering Skyrim Special Edition has already finished!

>>381215518
Who's the IRL equivalent?

kojima?

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>>381217553
meant for
>>381217387

>>381217821
Basebarr!

>jojofags has already invaded
Welp it was fun while it lasted

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>>381218725