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>>381192894
i preordered it

NOUS

>>381192894
WE

>>381192894
ANCIENT

WUZ

Back to /pol/ please

>>381192924
fpbp

SHIEEEEEET

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>>381193080
Triggered?

KANGZ

-CRYSTAL GEMS

N' SHIT

>>381192894
So it's pretty clear that the ancient pharaohs weren't black, but it's safe to say they weren't white either right?

KANGZ N SHIT NIGGUH

>>381193209
they were light brown

>>381193209
They were black for the time the Nubians conquered Egypt and pretended to be part of their culture. But to forget that the Nubians were powerful enough to conquer the Egyptians does a disservice to the Nubians. So when people think of KANGZ N SHEEEEIT they should think of the Nubians and not the Egyptians.

>>381193209
obviously. Egyptians looked oddly Egyptian like

>>381193318
DAS RITE

>>381192894

When the trailer started with "We" I thought I entered an alternate dimension of memes

>>381193960
Memes bleeding into real life is fucking surreal

>>381193960
I believe they did it on purpose

>>381192894
ONS WUZ KONINGS

>>381193209
They were Egyptian.

Just because they were African doesnt mean theyre automatically black.

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>>381192894
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

>>381193960
i feel this

WE

>>381194592
thugetiquette?

>>381192894
>The word assassin comes from hashashin, after a group of Persion assassins in the 11th to 13th centuries who were said to consume hashish.
>Game set in ancient Egypt has an order calling themselves 'Assassins'

This is terrible.

>>381196775
Every time

KING TUT WAS A BLACK MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

>>381192894

We were kings and such.

>>381192894
WIR

>>381193960
Why is it so unbelieavable theyd do it on purpose?
Viral marketing is important for marketers and they use it whenever they can.

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>>381192894
plot twist

>>381193960
Same, I couldn't stop laughing and I knew /v/ would be shit for a few days
>>381197514
>meme associated with racism and historical inaccuracy
>game has said historical inaccuracy while being marketed as moderately accurate
Thats a terrible idea, plus this is assuming marketers care about /pol/ memes that are only popular with a very niche group of people, unless they were the ones pushing the kangz meme further to increase sales which is a huge stretch and too much effort if your plan is to manufacture a shitstorm

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>>381193209
Sandniggers
>>381193334

Blacks were dickwashers

>>381193209
Mate anyone in africa is black pre bc

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>>381192894
HE WUZ KANG

>>381193209
Egyptians were Egyptian. Just like Carthiginians, Eastern Romans, ancient Greeks and Troy dwellers they were their own stock of white before being overrun and decimated by the barbaric, shitskin hordes ala proto t*rk sandniggers.

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>>381198963
HE WAZ KANG

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>>381198470
Funny when you behave like the people you try to mock, believing and spreading information that affirms your worldview without spending even a couple of seconds on verification. That picture doesn't depict "dickwashers" but priest performing ritual circumcision.

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>>381193209

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>>381199048
HE WAZ KANG

>>381199057
Ah they were dick cutters, even better

why are retards sperging out again?
what's wrong with playing a black dude in ancient egypt?
in ass creed america you played an native american

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>>381199057
Weird, I didn't know this thread was a serious discussion

>>381198986
Are you retarded?

>>381199749
>why are retards sperging out again?
what's wrong with playing a black dude in ancient egypt?

there's obviously nothing wrong with it but you have to be a little more self aware than this man

you're on /v/

>>381199839
Triggerd by history /v/eddit? Just because they're in Sub-sahara africa or eastern middle east doesn't automatically make them niggers and sandniggers.

>>381196750
The Order is loosely based on the Hashashins, but they intertwined it with a fictional lore that goes back to prehistorical times. Bullshit I know but it was never meant to be solely fictional, even though most of the events in the series are based on real world facts.

>>381200018
>egyptians are white
>everyone nonwhite is a barbarian
>triggered by history vedddit faggot??
Holy shit, you are actually retarded.

>>381196775
Peak cringe.

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>>381199797
Well I happen to like ancient Egypt, I'm tired of people on both sides playing identity politics with it. I've probably seen that picture posted a hundred times without anyone ever correctly describing what it depicts.

>>381200194
Well it's the truth, the same subhumans that overran these civilization minus the huns in Rome all banded together and created the islamic Ottomans, all sandnigger subhumans.

>>381200018
but arabs are afro-aiastic not Turkic

>>381200482
You'd make a great history teacher for one minute before getting kicked out. Not even the most prominent racists such as Madison Grant or Charleton S. Coon speak in this ridiculous manner.

>>381198963
>>381199048
>>381199203
I don't get it

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>>381200482
Yes just look at this proud blue-eyed aryan. He would weep if he knew his blood-line had been tainted by the savage tribes of Arabia!

>>381200287
I can also post your picture explaining what's going on if that makes you happy

>>381200848
Remember when ai said "their own stock of white" you dumbass, that didn't automatically assume they were subhuman northern Europeans.

>>381192894
So will we get to kill Marc Anthony and Cleopatra?

>>381201029
White is an identity, not a stock. No one at that age had a concept of white identity.

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>>381201029
But I agree with you! Try walking down the streets of Cairo and find a face like this. It's impossible. The muslim scourge wiped them all out!

>49BC
>Ancient egypt
>Medjay existing in the Ptolemaic era
What ever happened to having a historical accurate setting?

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>>381201546
Someone on /his/ described it as Assassins Creed: New Vegas.

>>381193491
West-Africans have jackshit to do with Nubians though.

>>381201546
This is Assassin's Creed, they always take liberties.
And they can easily handwave it by saying "The Templars erased historical records of the Medjay".

>>381200701
The first guy is literally named Kang the Conqueror and is always dubbed or played by black people, don't understand the rest.

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>>381201829
gross

>>381200701
>>381202350
Kang the Conqueror is a time-traveller that has had many identities, one of them was Pharaoh Rama-Tut, so he wuz Kang in Ancient Egypt. >>381199048

>>381201546
I'm also pretty sure that the Pyramids weren't in such pristine condition back then.