>tfw a noob looks up to you

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>when the noob gets better than you

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>when the noob cucks you

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>you are a noob

>tfw everyone bullies the noob
>tfw you are the only one nice to him and giving him tips
>tfw he sticks close to you

Sucks for the rest of my team because he was the only medic on our team.

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>tfw you look down on a noob

>>381187218
What does this even mean?

what the hell is a noob

>>381187331

Did you fuck him?

>>381187643
Its what you are and will always be

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>>381187643

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>>381187704
I don't allow personal feelings to interfere in a professional environment

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>tfw you destroy the noob and trashtalk so hard they quit
>steam profile shows they never booted that particular game up again

good. don't even care if it's edgy, people who can't deal with trashtalk should honestly jump off a bridge anyway

>>381188060
Are you the same way at work? You do have a job, right?

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>Completely destroy the server
>Get a friend request

>>381188060
This is pretty true. The people that can't accept that other players are vastly better than them at a game are the reason why most games now are casual as hell.

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>>381188556
>completely destroy the server
>get a group request to "STOP HACKING FAGGOT ANON"

>>381188556
>they added you just so they could message you and talk shit

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>Shut down a popular flank route with explosives
>round end all chat
>Salty Brazilian noob is calling me a puta and smack talking
>literally just was mindlessly throwing and exploding in a line

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>>381187121
>teach a new player the basics and the current meta
>he's playing in the pro leagues now

>>381188890
>things that never happened

I always feel good when helping a noob train
>Few months ago in Rocket League
>New season.
>Teammate in 2v2 is obviously new.
>Add him on PSN
>Teach him how to dribble, how to aeriel, how to fake, and how to properly save the ball
>He's now a Plat III
Feels really good guys.

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>playing comp with noobfriend
>noobfriend does something really really stupid that ends up costing us the game
>both teams call him out and call him a dumbass
>both teams laugh at him
>he rage quits
>he hasn't touched the game in months since

>Said noob found a good team to work with and has risen to pro ranks without you
>No one plays when you do so you have no team to go into ranked with.
>Your competitive skill stagnates and you become the noob in the relationship because you refuse to go ranked solo.

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>>381189814
>playing a game in a new genre for the first time
>no idea what I'm doing
>get minimal advice mid game on what to do, die a lot and don't get any kills
>after the game get bitched at by friends for half an hour
>uninstall the game

>teach a noob some basics
>instant message when you log-in

Now I just don't help anymore

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>when u take a noob to the tilet and they ass fuck u and blow their load inside when you tell them it's a dangerous day

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>new guy on the server
>do alright, but that also means you're suspicious
>high rank calls you out
>higher rank sticks by you
>it's now a battle of the titans

>>381187526
Pretty straightforward, he either fucks your girl or he ousts your achievement, steals your thunder in some way... basically, becomes your superior

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>shit on someone in a multiplayer game
>they reverse search your PSN ID and start talking about how many followers you have on Twitter and how many subscribers you have on Youtube

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>recommend a friend a game
>he's been playing it nonstop
>get worried he might surpass me in hours and get better than me

>>381187843
did you professionally fuck him?