BUTTHURT FAGGOTS NEED NOT APPLY

>>381178935
>>/vg/

>>381178935
She's so hot and cute

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>>381178935
coco's hair makes my penis feel funny

>>381179035
>discussion an upcoming game
>only thread about it
>spam
Autism 101

>>381179225
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/coco_dance.webm/type/op/

the trend of this piece of shit is clear, you anal cancer of this site

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>>381178935
I hope she gets more goofy death animations. I like the idea of the pillar one where she gets squished into her laptop but it'd be better if it either opened up to show her, jumped around, or had feet and waddled around like Crash.

REEEE
SOLD OUT ON AMAZON AND I HAVE A GIFT CARD
FUUUUCK

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM0P4SvJbHE
>Now in full FUR K!

woah

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>no stock scream this time.

>>381179676
Yeah, I made a thread every 2 days because I enjoy this franchise and I am glad to see it come back to life. Any banter is always nice. Where is the spam again? Do you even know the meaning of the word?

What do you think the Platnium trophy percentage will be?

I'm guessing 1-2% at best. Gold Relics are hard enough in Crash 3, but I can't imagine anyone but the most dedicated players getting through the entirety of Sunset Vista/The Lab/Slippery Climb on one life going as fast as you can.

>>381178935
What are people butthurt about?

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>https://crashynews.wordpress.com/2017/06/20/crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogys-box-front-and-back-via-kuwait/
>advertised as having 4K support for PS4 Pro
>it's apparently actually 1440p

4THEPLAYERS

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>this game is far far uglier and runs worse than a game on a machine with around 1/4 the power

I will never understand the obsession of trash bandicuck fans.

>>381187091
When are we going to get that #4theinvestors edit

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>100+ levels
>not including bosses, Crash 1/2/3 only has like 90, including secret levels

N-NANI?!?!

>>381186257
I don't like crash it's generally been shit, but I have nothing against this game other than how fucking lazy an attempt at a remake it is and how people are gushing so hard over it.

Skylanders has more effort than this.

Spyro was always better than Crash and I fear Spyro will get fucked as hard as Crash.

>>381178935
>paying over 20$ for 20 year old video games that still can't run 30fps

>>381187573
Wait, Crash is on havok engine? I thought they were using one they made for Skylanders or something.

>>381187698
Havok is just a physics engine isn't it

>>381187698
havok is a physics engine

>>381178935

that 90s animal thing girl is cute

>>381178935
They fucked the color palette on the remaster, it looks very bland compared to the original version.

>>381187573
Then the logical conclusion is that boss levels are counted

>>381178935
>He didn't start the thread with the new trailer
You dun fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH9CBm8Wj_Y&t=0s

>>381187737
>>381187757
Huh, and I thought they were gonna make their own engine like Naughty Dog did for OG Crash.

>>381178935
my only gripe about this now is that it's locked to a buttery smooth rock solid cinematic 30fps

>>381187862
a game engine is a lot more than just the physics component

>>381187862
I doubt they'd go through the trouble of making a new engine just for a budget title

you could tell me they were using Unity for N. Sane Trilogy and I'd probably believe you

>>381187698
Havok provides a really neat physics and animation library, Skyrim uses it and it's actually really detailed, especially with the interaction between animation and physics, Beth doesn't actually use that part but modders managed to,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw5xX2qhqOQ

It actually gets more detailed than that, if the modders could use it's full potential the hands could run up and down her hips naturally with no clipping, and it could dynamically scale with different waist sizes.

>>381187387

You mean Mario Odyssey? Crash definitely looks more technically impressive, but it is pretty absurd that it's a linear platformer on much more powerful hardware and it runs at 30 fps, while Odyssey is a game with large open courses and it's 60.

>30 FPS
the only thing they could have improved about the original and they didn't do it

>>381187698
https://www.havok.com/skylanders-trap-team/

skylander also makes use of havok, I wonder why bullet isn't more popular since it's free instead of having licensing fees

I don't want to wait til next year to play it

>>381187573
How many games are there?

>>381188123
Sure it uses more advanced graphical techniques but it's all wasted, the fur in Tropical Freeze is magnitudes beyond the fur in Crash in terms of visual quality, even though I think Crash uses actual particle hair while I'm pretty certain Tropical Freeze uses the old shell fur rendering technique, but their application of this technique has allowed them to make the most visually appealing fur in any game, and the WiiU is nothing compared to the PS4 in terms of power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWu9hL6HoI

>>381188537
That video does it no justice, and in motion it is significantly better, it bunches and shakes like you'd expect fur to. And the game runs at 60fps while having more richly detailed and populated environments.

If you buy this Crash remaster all you are supporting is more low effort no passion ports of old games that will undoubtedly play better on the original hardware.

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>>381188797
I'm done, sorry for wasting your time goyim.

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>>381188797
>If you buy this Crash remaster all you are supporting is more low effort no passion ports of old games that will undoubtedly play better on the original hardware.

Not him but why are people ignoring all the QOL changes and gameplay improvements they've added? Graphics while definitely a factor, aren't the only thing to take into account, especially before gameplay changes. And the developers have listened to criticism and changed things, so it shows they do care and willing to listen to the fans.

>>381188917
Yeah they care so much, it's 30 fps. Fuck off cunt.

>>381187830
But the trilogy has exactly 100 levels if you count bosses

>>381188123
Odyssey looks horrid though.

>>381190070
>MUH FPS

If you hate Crash just say so. No need to provide stupid excuses. Besides, it's not like its a downgrade or anything

>>381188145
>>381190070
it's sad you don't see how sad you look

>>381188537

I always thought the visuals of the levels were underwhelming, with some exceptions like the jungle island, but the fur is fucking rad and I'm still impressed by it even now. Plus the game runs at 60 fps and is full of character unlike NSMB where it looks like it's made by a level creator.

>>381190070
I'm not even against having more then one 30FPS. I would like 60FPS if they could have managed. But it's not a dealbreaker to have 30FPS if it's consistent, and with everything else.

what's the latest gameplay clip?

What is this 60 fps meme? Why do you want your games to look like telenovelas?

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>30 FPS

The gameplay and level design are as barebones as it fucking gets. How in the hell do you even fuck this up

Still buying it

>>381190070
So sorry that cartoony games just look more natural at 30 fps. Quit being a baby about it.

>>381187387
>I will never understand the obsession of trash bandicuck fans.

That's because you're not cool enough, go to sleep grandma.

>>381192103
>cartoons
>natural
full retard

I honestly always liked Crash and Spyro more than Mario.

>>381178935
It's a multiplat, Sonybro.

>>381192735
I already told you to stop being a baby about it, c'mon.

>>381178935
ph9t8fooo87hphgfl

>>381180962
you forgot your 'haha'

>>381178935
Does she have autism?

>>381193046
It's not. Coco can be seen watching Uncharted 4 gameplay in Crash 2.

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>>381190823
>Other system games runs at 30FPS
>Sonybros jump all over it going HAHAHA FUCKIN' 30 FPS IN 201X
>Crash runs as 30fps
>F-FPS DOESN'T MATTER! 30 FPS IS FINE!

>>381178935
>>ctrl+f
>>no X thread
Any thread that starts with this probably belongs on >>>/vg/

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>>381178935
>NIGHTMARE
I'll say. Coco looks fucking hideous. Between this and Aloy do Sonybros just like women who look like they have down-syndrome

>>381194026
Fuck off Ninten yearold.

>>381194026
>77

>>381194026
That is beautifully drawn and animated. Who did it?

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>>381194026
Eh, I wouldn't say hideous, but I do hate the fur texture. Isn't as bad as something like this though.

>>381188797
>ports of old games

Nigga, its a remake

>>381190669
And 100 falls under 100+. Maybe the + is for future DLC levels.

>>381178935
Coco autistic now?

>>381194470
exactly. Or in game levels they haven't shown yet, like Stormy Ascent that they hinted at

>>381194026
>sony women

but coco is everyone's girl

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Why play this game when you can just play Mario?

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>>381195712
Because it's Crash Bandicoot

>>381195712
Why come to a Crash thread when you are a Nintendo shill?
Human beings are complex creatures.

>>381195712
>not playing both

>>381195712
Cause Crash is better? Every Mario game aside from 3 and World are piss easy. Crash 1 and 2 can be brutal in difficulty

>>381196047
What's the point of posting this?

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>>381195963
>Crash 1 and 2 can be brutal in difficulty
>Crashfags actually believe this

It looks like a phone game desu

They really know their marketing though. I know kids who act exactly like Coco.

>>381187809
yeah completely charmless. shame, the originals are some of the most beautiful games of their time. always preferred the look of crash to the big n64 titles etc

>>381196386
Naughty Dog gave the remaster to an incompetent studio. They fixed some of the color and gamma but I'm not sure if they will continue fixing it with day 1 patch or simply release as it is

>>381196469
ND didn't give shit; this is Activision's doing, they own the rights to Crash

>>381196469
i get the impression that ND hasn't given a crap about crash for the past 15+ years. then again, the last crash game i played was the one that introduced his roided cousin or something

also
>coco
>playable before crash 3

>>381192984
Same, only like 2 mario games and they were Sunshine and one that was on Gameboy

I don't even here a lot about mario here in Aus as well. Which probably aides in me not liking Mario because i never joined it's band wagon

>>381196601
ND owns crash 1,2 and 3 but they can't make any crash game unless activision allows it

>>381196601
Entirely optional and it isn't like they didn't say a reason to cover plot holes.
The time twister machine in warped is why she can be playable in one and two

>>381196047
Not bad considering TP came out on Gamecube too.

>Use the code in Crash 3
>It unlocks a MediEvil remastered demo

>>381196347
Can somebody please tell me who the artist is.

>>381197762
Kempferzero

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You don't have to be.

>>381196140
>he only completes the levels
>he only collects the crystals

>>381198525

Why is this allowed. Jesus.

>>381196140
>reminder this is how mario fags play crash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-548jobbQg

>>381195514
Stop spreading your own bullshit you fucking faggot. The trophy list confirms there's the same number of levels are before. Fucking child.

>>381199126
>ragequit
Absolutely disgusting

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>>381191780
>cares about fps
>goes to 4chan to meme it
>still is going to purchase the game

>>381178935
>From now on every Crash thread has OP being a faggot Console warriors
Welp, time to hide Crash threads. Too bad, I liked discussing the games.

>>381199962
Again, it is a reference to the best Crash commercials.

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>>381191618
>>381192103

It is literal mental illness to say 30fps is better.

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>>381200448
>getting upset at 30fps
>calls other mentally ill
o i am laffin

>>381178935
I want to FUck coco

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The countdown begins

>>381201862
I want to give coco my cocock

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Post >yfw this comes to consoles other than PS4

>>381188123
>>381190759
The Crash remakes look as visually "impressive" as your average "OOT REMADE IN UE4!!! XDD" video on youtube,
with no sense of subtlety, proper lighting and shading and bloom thrown into it.

What's technical horsepower worth if it's used for something that flatout does not look good?
Odyssey has all kinds of nice locations and decent lighting work and for what it's worth the game looks visually pleasing
AND it runs at 60 fps
AND the shadow (it's a 3D platformer ffs) isn't retarded
AND the controls are gonna blow this game out of the fucking water.

It's nice to see Crash make a comeback and if I actually owned a PS4 I'd support it but this is fucking embarassing.
Stop sucking this game off like it's the second coming of christ, not even Metroid: Samus Returns fans are being this delusional.

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>physical copy is sold out on amazon

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DO NOT SEXUALIZE COCO

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>>381187387
>crash gets a remaster
>muh m-mario 64 must get a remaster to compete too

>>381188797
Tropical Freeze was shit and I regret buying it, I look forward to playing Crash again

>>381202175
3d mario games suck get outta here

>>381197202

Only the wii sales were listed there bro.

>>381202175
Odyssey went full retard with its atmosphere, it barely feels like a Mario game anymore

>>381178935
>people ever found Crash fun
It's amazing the mental gymnastics people did, even back then, for their console wars. At least it gave us CTR

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>>381202979
>i suck therefore it's bad

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>>381178935
Reminder that Coco is a dirty Cortex spy and is probably swapping selfies with N. Gin.

>>381203072
huh? I where did I ever say I was bad at the game? it's just boring linear easy shit.

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>>381190070
>>381193687
>>381200448
>>381202175
Friendly reminded for you faggots that THIS is what happened when Crash went to 60FPS.

It's also funny how you niggas are complaining about the Crash remasters running at the same frame rate as the original game in order to not ruin the experience, yet when the Ratchet & Clank went from 60FPS in the original to 30FPS in the remake none of you losers said anything.
>really makes you think

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>>381199126
>tfw used to give this level to my 10 yr old sister cause she loves coco
>tfw she always completed the level better than this mong

Can OP please don't make reference to the nintengo fags the next time so we can have a thread without console war?

>>381203338
>having to pretend to be good at a game to impress people on the internet
have a (you)

>>381203359
>IMPLYING

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>>381202142
I have more than one face

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>>381202142

Can't wait until oney plays it so I don't have to.

>>381204004
>can't wait until oney ruins the game with his obnoxious memes that /v/ is going to run into the ground within 5 minutes

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>>381199126
>Changes to Coco for an already established Coco level
>Doesn't know how to enter the level

>>381204085
That's what I said what part of it confuses you anon

>>381202142
why do people care if it comes to other consoles or not? Unless you're an autistic consolefag or some shit.

>>381202693
Mario 64 DS 3DS remake when?

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I remember the later stages of these games beeing very difficult on the psx.
Maybe I was just to young and not good enought...


It was fun nonetheless. The colors and music always sucked me into this game. Kind of like spyro. It was just fun playing and not caring about suit like mechanics, characters or bullshit storys.

Return of the 90s when ?!

They should have added an extra difficulty option that forces you to beat the levels in one life to get the items out of it like in crash 1. I would have preserved the first game's difficulty, and given the sequels some added challenge (which 3 desperately needs)

>>381204201
I thought he included PC as well

>>381204201
Because Crash Bandicoot is heavily associated with Sony and was pretty much considered the console's unofficial western mascot in the west

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Which N is best N and why is it Tropy?

>>381203359
>when the Ratchet & Clank went from 60FPS in the original to 30FPS in the remake none of you losers said anything
IM-FUCKING-PLYING
Everyone fucking bitched about it for ITN, everyone fucking bitched about it for the mediocre remake.

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>>381205120
I'm so glad he didn't turn out to look like this monstrosity.

>>381203359
That's a good game though. The GameCube loadtimes were much better than the ps2.

>>381205337
>That's a good game though

lmao

>>381205231
>tfw CHAD N TROPY gets all the bitches while you turn yourself into a roided freak

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For those who haven't seen it yet

So much crash hype these last few weeks

This thing is going to sell bigly, isn't it?

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>>381178935
>being combative in the OP when nobody's even said shit to you
settle down, son

>>381206705
yeah it keeps selling out on amazon preorders

>>381206705
Hopefully it does, with 60+ million potential buyers and Amazon selling out of pre orders and the game being #1 in the US and UK.

I know a couple of people who are getting a PS4 just to play this as well so i expect the game to move some consoles as well.

Here's some pretty good coco gameplay from a few days ago if you haven't seen it yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed3RyjC6GyY

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>>381205120
That's not how you spell N. Gin

Has it been confirmed that TNTs explode offscreen now, meaning no more waiting?

>>381207256
I'm saving up for a ps4 as well just to get crash

>>381208580
Small nitpick but it'd be nice if they made the stars brighter. Had the same issue with the jetpack levels too.

Still maybe it's because it's in a compressed youtube format. Might show up better on the real thing.

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I like this coco

>>381209025
how does it feel to have shit taste

>>381208580
I still don't know why they changed the shape of Aku Aku's nose to that

>>381208580
I just noticed how bad Coco's ear looks on her hair. It's just stuck on top.

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>>381209025

Can't wait to play it on PC.

>>381209280
Great, now I've noticed it, too. Thanks, asshole.

>>381209151
How do you know it wasn't always supposed to be a human nose, they just didn't have the graphix for it

>>381209339
I'm so sorry

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>>381209151
>>381209372
Wasn't this the CTR model?

>>381209372
That's probably what they thought, but honestly, the basic shape looked better.

>>381209496
No, that's Wrath of Cortex

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>>381178935

HEY BANDICOOT BOY, JEAN MAN, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED!

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>>381209545
Oh shit you're right. This is the CTR model.

Yeah seems like post ND they started giving him a human nose and it just stuck.

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>>381209496
>>381209545
THIS is the CTR model

>>381209563
At this point, wouldn't be surprised if that game is better than this shit collection.

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>>381187578
>it's lazy!
>oh shit Windwaker HD is le bomb based Nintendo!!!

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what's up with the hype?
have you even played crash recently?
are you aware that they are just average games that were major fun when you were 7 years old but now you wouldn't even give a shit about the game if not for the nostalgia.

>>381210019
Welcome to almost every series and franchise.

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>>381210019
>I don't like them now that means you shouldn't either

>>381209563
He's not wearing jeans.
He's wearing surfer shorts stupid fool.

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>>381210019
Yeah, played through all 3 a few months back and loved them, I didn't even spend a lot of time playing them as a kid, I mostly watched siblings, so it's not even nostalgia.

>>381210019
I've been playing crash bash and ctr on and off the past year

>>381210432
Why can't they give the walls that blue tint dammit. Instead of classic blue and orange it just looks muddy.

>>381205337
Shut your whore mouth, Caddy

>>381205337
It was "fine", but they really went overboard with the gimmick levels.

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The first Crash game is the best game in the series and theres not a single thing you can say to convince me otherwise. In addition, if you disagree with me you're a monumental faggot.

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Does anybody have a gif of this in the remake? Gotta see if they do it justice.

>>381210980
First Crash game with a proper save system would be so so good.

>>381210980
>and theres not a single thing you can say to convince me otherwise
Doesn't that in itself kinda prove how faulty your stand on the matter is?

>>381203359
It wasn't great but it's the best non-naughty dog crash game and the amount of frames per second is not what made it bad.

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>>381210980
The devs disagree with you.

>>381210980
Controls are literal ass for one going back to one from 2 is horrid
2 is only better if not for the fixing of the controls
1 will be king though with this remake especially because of time trials

>>381211060
wasn't it something about them removing the humping?

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>>381211108
>saving even once in Crash 1

What a casual. You're supposed to play through it in one sitting.

>>381211130
Get a load of this fagola

>>381184602

This is funny.

she'll be ok, i hope.

>>381210019
the only crash game I've played in my life was crash team racing

>>381210980
3>2>1

>>381210980
I'm not saying that your opinion is wrong, but it is.

>>381211060
It's been shown plenty of times, but they got rid of the humping and replaced it with running man. Which sucks. Apparently they didn't want it to be too sexual or anything.

Still, at least it looks good. I don't even want to be reminded of that abomination in one of the later Crash games. One of the mutant ones I guess.

>>381184602
haha, funny picture are there more like it?

haha

>>381210012
What does wind waker have to do with this? You retarded or something?

>>381210019
I replayed 3 about a year ago and it was still extremely good.

>>381211284
2>3>>1 Only because 1 has shit controls will be 2>1>3 come the remake because of time trails

>>381211332
I can handle the running man. Seems like something goofy Crash would do. Oh well, times have changed. At least he still does a silly dance.

>>381211284
Awful taste

>>381211389
Good taste

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>>381211332

>>381184602
It would work with only her hair sticking out of the laptop.

>>381178935
You mean Ape Escape faggots?

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>>381181487

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>>381211431
He still crotch chops too,

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>>381211469
Jesus Christ this hurts my soul.

>>381211469
delete this right now, seriously. I don't want to see it ever again

>>381202546
>remake gave her breast enhancement

The second Crash game is the best game in the series and theres not a single thing you can say to convince me otherwise. In addition, if you disagree with me you're a monumental faggot.

>>381211431
It's here if you want to see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjTbqYpB_Ds

>>381211389
1s levels are not different enough.

>>381210980
First Crash is without a doubt the strongest platformer.

>>381187573
So it has nearly no content compared to Super Mario Maker?

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>>381210980

>>381211602
3>1>2
3 because it fixes issues 1 had with controls, but added time trials which was great and fun as fuck
1 better than 2 because of the complexity and difficulty of it is harder than 2 bar the control issues

If Crash smoked weed would he be called

Hash Bandicoot

>>381211602
Second Crash game is without a doubt the strongest action game.

>>381210196
>>381210373
>>381210475
>>381211242
>>381211357

i'm not saying that they are bad, they are average platformers and people shouldn't be so hyped about them.
i played them all when i was a kid and loved every moment but like 2 or 3 years ago i emulated a few and it was ok, and i just recently played one on my ps2 and it was honestly meh.
ctr is god tier tho.

>>381211613
Wow, this is actually perfect. More or less still looks like he's humping. I actually think the addition of the running in place makes it look really good, like a new coat of paint. Adds to the cartoony-ness I suppose.

>>381211742
3 had way too many gimmick levels to be better than 2.

>>381211742
>3>
Thanks for the laughs.

I bet you think Galaxy and Sunshine are better than 64 as well.

>>381211689
>strongest platformer
was it autism?

>>381211738
I wasnt being a contrarian, thats actually my favorite out of all of them. To me, its equal parts fun and nostalgic. It still holds up in every way, and it also holds a special place in my heart.

>>381211780
what are some good or god-tier platformers in your opinion

>>381211893
>thats actually my favorite out of all of them

That's cool, but it's still not the best of the three

Which game had the best secrets?

So as someone who only experienced Crash through a few plays of the first one on a friends PS1, should I emulate or just jump right into the remaster?

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>>381211780
Personally my excitement doesn't even stem from this remake, its more to do with what it could bring about in the future.

>>381212005
Emulate 100%.

>>381211997
THATS WHERE YOURE A MONUMENTAL FAGGOT

Kidding, I can easily see how people think the other games are better. My original post was just for a giggle, m8.

>>381211743
>>>/reddit/

>>381212005
Up to you.

I'd say play the originals now but don't 100% them all so you don't burn yourself out before the remake is out.
Probably save the 100% for the remakes.

2 > 3 > 1

>>381210019
>stupid weeb acting condescending
you're aware japenese infantile cartoons are below mediocre and you wouldn't even know about them if you weren't a social reject

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CRASHU BANDIKUUUU

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>>381211469

>>381203368
>I was 9 when I got the game
>My sister was 6
>we both cleared the level in some 2ish tries

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>>381203238
>JUST

>>381211154
>believing what jew (((rubin))) has to say

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>>381195712
why play Mario when you can just play sonic?
:^)

>>381211602
the second is the only crash where you don't have to complete 1 (one) level from start to finish without dying to complete the game, instantly making it the worst in the series

>>381178935
If you're making threads just for the sake of making threads, go to /vg/

Have they removed the molotov throwing niqab wearing muslims from the Arab levels in Warped? I bet they have.

>>381213112
oh shit yeah they might have, does anyone know?

>>381213112
I do wonder how they'll handle that. They did keep in the scimitar wielding, turban wearing obj_motherfuckers so who knows.

I also wonder if they'll keep that Terminator parody in the secret warp room.

>>381195963
Let's see your gameplay of some kaizo levels, then. :^)

CTR and Spyro when?

>>381213334
nintenbro leave

>>381195963
>Crash 1 and 2 can be brutal in difficulty
You gotta be terrible in video games if you thought Crash 1 and 2 were hard.

>>381190070
What information are you even missing out on by playing this at 30? How quick a response time do you actually need for something like Crash Bandicoot?

>>381213418
wait, nintenbro

>>381213480
Cool clip!
I wonder who recorded it

Reminder that Sony fans literally cannot talk about their own games without antagonizing some other company.

>it's a reference to an old commercial, don't you get it!
Yes, very clever. Everyone knows you are doing it on purpose though.

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>>381213532
they fucking changed it, I fucking knew they were faggots

>>381213575
fuck off Fred.

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>sonybros unironically defending 30fps in 2017
>in a remake of a fucking 20 year old game series
holding back the industry once more.

>>381213532
haa haa, He's your bro!

>>381213575
Dunno, some anon on here from a previous thread.

>>381213621
Maybe in other 20 years, bruh
Sometime we will reach the time where all games are 60fps, right?

>>381213418
If it's easy I'm sure you've mastered all the mechanics in the game and are able to pull off the maneuvers that must be done within milliseconds, right? So I'm sure you have beaten some tough Kaizo levels.

Let's see it.

>>381213606
Jesus Christ, just how new are you?

>>381213578
Don't lump us in with fags like OP.
I just want a comfy Crash thread

>>381213718
PS5 games will definitely still be 30fps. Native 4k, possibly, but they will still be 30fps.
Sony has actually gone backwards: PS1 had more 60fps 3D titles than PS4 even with all the remasters of older gen games on the latter.

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>>381213578
>Yes, very clever. Everyone knows you are doing it on purpose though.
Well, of course dickhead, he didn't fucking type it by accident did he?

It's a reference to a crash commercial from a time where you could make a friendly jab at another game or franchise and fans wouldn't unleash their autistic super powers.

>>381213871
We have to meme 60fps as the thing gamers want the most, not muh graphics which is what they currently keep trying to push. I'll take 60fps over 4k any day.

>>381213943
Shame that even back then, no one could unleash a platformer that's the same quality as the Mario franchise.

>>381213787
When was it changed? Last time I posted on /v/ was a few months back and I don't remember it being different then.

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>>381213606
Who did you try to reply to anon?

>>381214173
I replied to myself after seeing the mods had lost it.

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>>381214114
Give me a couple of years to get myself together again.
Just you wait.

>>381213943
Which, like I said, everyone knows full well is not the intent here. This is not a good spirited jab, this is the modern variant and the way these threads have gone make that clear.

>>381213809
You have my sympathy.

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>>381214114
>Mario franchise
>quality

Why they made Coco so young? Judging by the voice in battery cutscene she was a teen in original game. Now she is about 8

>>381214114
mario was only good in 2d
>muh collectathon
>muh autistic need to collect worthless shit

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>>381214560
I know. They just keep making her better.

>>381214560
She has bigger boobs though.
>8 year old with tits

Actually, wait, how do bandicoots age?

>>381214592
>mario was only good in 2d
Based on this, I'm glad we can agree on the universally accepted fact that Super Mario Maker has a better range of difficulty, including levels that are infinitely more challenging and require significantly more skill than Crash, and that it's a significantly better value, because you have limitless levels compared to a measly 100.

>>381212004
2

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>>381211738
Thanks, anon.

>>381214772
>Males and females reach sexual maturity at age of five months.
>Young bandicoots are ready for independent life when they reach age of four months.

>>381214560
She was always supposed to be a young genious
This voice fits her better

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>>381214772
Well if Tawna and the Trophy Girls are anything to go by, Coco will end up totally stacked when she's fully mature

Cortex and Brio really know how to make them

>>381214864
but you forgot that 3d>2d

>>381211738
Crash 3 has some of the best levels but it was ruined by water scooter + airplane + motorbike + underwater shit.
The only annoying levels in Crash 2 were the jetpack levels but I think there was only 2 in total.

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>>381214971
So basically, Coco is already ready for breeding?

>>381215087
green bandicoot a cute

>>381215162
Well if they're ready at four months, and she's eight years, then that means she's actually the 30 year old childless desperate woman.

>>381215162
>12 days pregnancy

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>>381215162
yes

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Was going to order from Amazon when it got closer to the release date. Now the physical is sold out.

>>381215509
MILDO PANINOOOOOOOOO

>>381215509
Just go to your closest brick and mortar store, they're bound to have a copy.

>>381215509
i heard if you buy the digital copy they send you a didgeridoo with crash's face on it

Realistically, where do you think Crash will go from here? Will the remakes just be a nice treat or will this be the jumping off point for a new string of platformers perhaps made by the same team?

>>381215716
probably attempting to make one of the Crash Racing games with Online multiplayer and not doing so well on launch

>>381215716
More Crash stages on Skylanders

>>381215716
They'll either give us CTRemake or Crash Bandicoot 4.

>>381215716
Rumours are that Sony Interactive Entertainment of Japan are making the next game.

>>381215716
It will do well. Everybody seems hypy for this game. Then, if we don't see a CTR, they will make another Crash platforming game.

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>>381188123
>Odyssey is a game with large open courses and it's 60.
>open course and 60fps
>on switch

>>381188123
They couldn't even get BotW to be 60 what makes you think they can do the same with Mario?

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>>381215162
Stop sexualizing cute imouto

>>381178935
>they turned Coco into a whore
Fucking end yourselves right now.

>>381215716
I hope they continue to make a game in the similar style. Having many levels you can warp too, collecting gems/crystals etc. I don't want them to experiment with crazy bullshit.

>>381215894
Call me crazy, but I'd rather have a brand new CTR. Dont get me wrong, the original CTR is easily my favorite racing game and one of the best out there, but I'd be really interested to see what they could do with a clean palette, while staying faithful to the old games.

>>381216373
But she is ready for sexual. Evidently a lot of sexual if bandicoot pregnancy is only 12 days long.

>>381178935
How bad will it flop?

Should I emulate the originals to appreciate the remake more?

Remainder that is you don't get platinum trophies in all 3 games that you can stop calling yourself a fan

>>381216536
see >>381215509

>>381216373
But I want to marry her.

>>381216573
pedro pls

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>>381216527
Even genetically-modified humanoid ones?

>>381216753
Gentically-modified humanoid ones pregnancy is 7 days.

>>381195712
Why not play both?

>>381213334
>He needs Rom hacks to defend his game

>>381216542
Yes.

I'd say don't 100% them if you don't want to burn yourself out before the remake is out.

>>381216874
>Why not play both?
Logic? ON MY /v/?!

>>381195712
Which Mario?

>>381216542
I wouldnt. If you are going to play the remaster, it's better to go blind.

Next stop, Spyro remakes!

Right, guys? T-they're gonna make them, right?

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>>381210868
What he said was right though. It's a good game that gets way too distracted and bogged down in it's own experimenting.

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Ehehehehe!

>>381209280
She also appears to have no neck.

>>381217296
At the main menu press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Square

>>381217464
Crash doesnt have a neck either.

>>381217547
He doesn't?

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>>381216856
>Crash 2 is set one year later
>In that time, Tawna could have gotten pregnant 30+ times being filled endlessly with humanoid Sicilian Potoroo spunk

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>>381217686
Do you see a neck on this fine gentleman? Dude is all torso and limbs.

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his arms come out of his head

>>381217712
>new secret ending in crash 3
>tawna returns with her own child mooks
>crash and coco will return in crash bandicoot 4

>>381217881
lol WTF?

>>381218076
Tawna should be the villain for some reason in Crash 4

>>381218254
Maybe she blames Crash for them breaking up for spending too much time with Coco or something.

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>>381218254
>game is based around Crash tracking down Pinstripe and Tawna, tying them both up and raping Pinstripe while Tawna watches.

>>381218254
That could be interesting.

>>381178935
So been meaning to ask, are there any real gameplay changes in this? Because I can play the trilogy already between original discs and PSN.

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>>381218367
>raping Pinstripe while Tawna watches.
I think you got that wrong way around.