BREAKING NEWS
DR. TURNER GREY MURDERED IN KURAIN VILLAGE
MAYA FEY HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AS THE PRIME SUSPECT
FRANZISKA VON KARMA RUMORED TO BE COMING TO AMERICA TO PROSECUTE THE ACCUSED
LETS GO B O I S
>>381155691
Is that Manfred's wife or something? It'd be spicy if she avenges her husband.
>>381155691
WTF I knew it! Redd White's guilty verdict was bullshit!! Look, the defendant is Maya Fey! SHE KILLED AGAIN!
>>381155691
Bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.
>Maya Fey
>involved in crimes for the second time
how does she keep getting away with it?
>>381156229
It's not an Ace Attorney game if a cute girl isn't accused of a crime she so obviously didn't commit. Bonus points if it's Maya again.
>you were alive to witness the canonized ace attorney timeline
sometimes it just feels too good
>>381156229
It's because she was defended by that lying hack Wright. Why hasn't he been disbarred yet?
>>381156387
>obviously didn't commit
Bullshit, she's got a record at this point. Fuck this whole untrustworthy legal system. I bet if we had some kind of jury in place things would be much better. It'd be a Golden Age of the Law.
>>381156552
Seriously this, "i call the parrot to the stand" how is he a lawyer
>>381155691
Wasn't that guy tryna get some legal advice about his own fuckups?this thread is gonna work now?
>>381155691
Stream?
>>381156727
Our entire legal system is fucked. The Chief of Police and Chief Prosecutor collaborated on a murder. We're in the Dark Age of Law now.
>>381156171
Intrepid reporter here. I wish I hadn't brought my hipster-ass polaroid black and white camera, though.
>>381156932
>>381156171
>>381156932
>That face
It's been a rough year for her, looks like she's aged a couple of decades.
>>381156932
>those tities
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG i knew maya was hot
>>381156932
That's not maya, the photographed woman has nicely sized breasts while maya is flat.
We should playAce Attorney Online
>>381156932
Bullshit, that's not Maya Fey, she's way too hot.
>>381155691
I heard that lawyer Phoenix Wright was there when the murder occurred. Do you guys think he'll be defending that girl again?
>>381157027
>>381156932
Yeah, totally not staged, you fucking retards. Look at this, she doesn#t even look like Fey and the prosecutor is VonKarma's daughter.
What is she? 17, 18? No way she got a license this young without anything shady going on
>>381157038
>>381157071
>they don't know
>>381157194
>She's a murderer
It's not worth the risk.
>>381157123
He was at the scene of the crime during the last murder this, "Maya Fey", committed. I bet he's in on these. Fuck I'd bet money that he's an accomplice.
more like turner gay lmao
Is time to /ourguy/ to defeat a von karma again
>>381157417
How is my boy Karma doing anyways?
lmao wright is going to take this case isn't he?
what a fucking idiot. he's fucked this time HES FUCKED.
>>381157194
wait what
how the fuck, does she have inflatable implants?
>>381157538
I wonder if he is going to cross examinate a bird again, his asspulls always manage to surprise me
>>381157538
wright sucks, the only reason he even completed his last case was because the prosecution had to fucking HELP. HIM.
Edgeworth is nowhere to be seen (thankfully), my boy Payne is going to school him.
>>381157631
If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
>>381157538
>defeat a von karma again
Bitch, von karma's daughter started prosecuting at 13. not even a fucking chance.
>>381156932
It's still Maya. /x/ here. Haven't you guys studyed the Kurain Village Channeling Technique, at all? Read the sticky.
This will be a swift trial.
>>381157538
>our guy
>blatantly cheats
he's corrupt as fuck
>>381157194
lmao nice photoshop, idiot.
>>381157631
>>381157673
>>381157712
>>381157770
>Karmafags doing damage control
Ayyyy just wait for the trial
>>381157681
Only because the judge allows him to, in fact if the judge didn't gave him special treatment the whole thing would fall apart in 5 minutes because god forbids using orthodox methods
N-NOOOO!!! WRIGHT WILL WIN THIS TIME!!! MAYA IS INNOCENT!! FRANZISKA VON KARMAS PERFECT RECORD DOESNT MEAN SHIT!!! YOULL ALL SEE!!
>not supporting the qt german prosecutor
>>381157850
Wright is absolutely incompetent. Not only that, but he's a literal pedophile. What the hell is he doing with Maya, and the other girl? It's absolutely sickening.
Guy who bet 1 million dollars on Wright here, I'm going to do it again.
>>381157741
>Believeing /x/ of all things
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT
>>381157770
This
>dating jailbait murderer
>butt buddies with Miles "solid proof goes poof" Edgeworth
>trained by jewtits
the whole thing is rigged and he will win again after extending the trial because a piece of paper was out of place
>implying udgey will take /x/ memes seriously
Wrightfags are really grasping at straws
>>381158082
>He bet 1 million on Wright
Even though he's got a perfect record, you're a fucking idiot.
>>381158050
>Wright is absolutely incompetent
He literally won all of his cases fag
>>381157964
That;s a pretty big false flag coming for Mr. Perfect with a K:D ratio of 99 to 1.
>>381158187
Winning 5 cases doesn't make you perfect
>>381157964
>all these people underestimating our boy Phoenix
DO NOT
>>381158153
Well I became a millionaire last time so...
Also the prosecutor is a von Karma, so it's going to be easy to find somebody willing to bet against Wright.
>>381158187
He's gotten lucky every single time, and I'm sure he gets special attention from that dopey detective.
What was his name again? Devin?
>>381158082
The absolute madman.I'm betting too, I have faith in the guy. There's something about him.Also I want to fuck his assistant even if she is a murderer.
Maya is a lying cunt but her little sister is pretty cuteHow long until Wright deflowers her?
>>381158418
Penis Cumshoe
>>381158152
>udgey
Fuck off Gant, you murdering piece of shit. I didn't even know they let inmates post on 4chan.
>>381158029
Natalya Polonskaya was in my heart
Not anymore.
>>381158495
>apparently if maya fey is arrested this girl will be heir of the village mumbo jumbo /x/ shit
UHHHH GUYS
>>381158187
That's because he only cases with that incompetent judge who allows him second chances
>Wright how did the killer kill?
>With this
>No wrong
>Oh, with this then
>THIS BLOWS THE CASE WIDE OPEN
What a sham.
>>381158495
YOU SICK FUCK
>>381156387
You think this is a fucking game? People's lives are at stake you fuck. A man is DEAD.
>>381158495
Wait 10 years from here.
i'll bet she'll be smokin hot
FRANZISKA JUST GOT CONFIRMED FOR THE PROSECUTION
LOOK AT THIS BITCH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>381158512
No, I think his name was Mick Suedeshoe.
>>381157631
Really anon, do you really think he can make this shit again and cross examinate an animal? And why not an orca?
>>381158097
You know nothing of the Khura'in's practices and history, and the stuff their spirit mediums. I've seen shit you wouldn't believe, kid. I got to speak with my grandpa who has been dead for 7 years. I felt her presence and SAW HER. You're just another rationalist STEM autist who refuses to accept that there's things in this world that just can't be explained by modern science.
Everyone in this thread is completely blue-pilled.
>>381158713
>18
Holy fuck she looks 27 at least.
>>381158750
>>381158596
>Clearly this girl briefly saw the shadow of a vase midair in a very specific position during a thunderstorm which is why the drawing looks like the police department mascot
I am still salty over that one
>>381158713
Uh, why does she carry a whip? It's not like she'll be allowed to carry it into the courtroom. The Bailiff would be all over that in seconds.
>There are people in this thread who still doubt the skills of phoenix wright
I can't wait to see another victory of /ourguy/
>>381158750
/x/ go and stay go.
>>381158750
sounds like someone drank the coolaid lamo
>>381158750
>t. Maya Fey
Yeah, yeah, enough of the hocus pocus act. Haven't you guys done enough damage already?
>>381158590
>fake bullshit created by con artists
Big deal
>>381158836
DUDE BE COOL ITS HOT AF
>>381158713
Fucking great, I was watching videos of some of the stuff she did overseas, she is as good as Karma without the law issues, Wright is finished
>>381158836
I hope she does, its going to be funny to see Wright getting whipped
>>381158713
>a whip in a courthouse
and why not an inmate prosecutor?
>>381158750
Yeah right. I bet you think Matt Engarde had something to do with his fiance's suicide two years ago, you conspiracy swallowing faggot.
>>381158851
how long till his winning streak goes away.
>>381159106
i heard some stories about some prosecutor that got prosecuted tho.
>>381158596
Right, because the judge never gives anyone else second chances.
>"I know it was 1 o'clock!"
>"But the autopsy report says otherwise."
>"Oh, I-I must have heard the television!"
>"But there was a blackout."
>"Oh right! I actually saw the time on a clock!"
>>381158713
>another "perfect record" prosecutor
Easy win for wright
Why do all of these Californians act so god damn Japanese all the time?
>>381159153
>being this retarded
She was Corrida's fiance, not Engarde's, you imbecile. And that was last year.
>>381158187technically, he lost 2-4
>>381159227
>he doesnt know
>>381159227
>American education
After Pearl Harbor a bunch of californians started protesting against the war with a Japanese culture appreciation movement, it got so big it affected the rest of the country, Japs were so happy they ended the war which is why you see people calling sushi hamburgers these days
are all of the main char in PW virgins?
and how the fuck did Godot become prosecutor?
>>381159509It didn't happened yet, check the timeline
>>381159227
They have Japanese villages in the middle of the state for some reason. A bunch of damn weeaboos, all of them.
>>381159593
>are all of the main char in PW virgins?
Why would you even assume this?
>>381159480
So you're telling me that the exclusive story covered by the freelance photojournalist Lotta Hart was shoddily fact checked? Fuck me running I can't believe I was duped like this. I'm sorry, anon. My mistake.
>>381159709that was meta
Oh sure, now the thread is active.
>>381159509I know that anon, but that case is the other year i thinkI can't wait to see all the shitposting for that though
Hey, where's Edgeworth?
>>381159213
We need a fucking courtroom revolution.
>>381159972
don't talk about this man, he's no longer here
>>381159972
Off training or some shit.
>murder happening INSIDE the Kurain village
Can't we just take down the whole place at this point? They are obviously a dangerous cult, they probably have hostages and sacrifice virgins to some pagan god
>>381159972
>He doesn't know
He's dead anon
Why do Wright and his underage fuckbuddy still use flip phones?
>>381159972
After Gantgate he disappeared so nobody would investigate his past, he even left his puppet detective behind to take care of his stuff
>>381159972
ppl saying he's dead, some other he's on a trip where the fuck knows somewhere.
thing is he dissapeared.
>>381160171
>flip phones
Beats having your personal info stolen by BlueScreens
>>381160171
Even though Wright's one of the most skilled lawyers alive he's poorer than everyone here.
I wonder how big is Edgeworth'sSteel Samurai plastic toys shit collection
>>381159972
Don't ever say that name again
Why does she look so shootable? Maybe someday lads
If Wright wins I'll eat my dog.
Stupid poorfag lawyer, Franziska is clearly more skilled.
>>381160467
You shut your whore mouth.
>>381160398
he needs to pay a lot of money so Redd White's goons won't go after him
>>381160467
>someday
Yeah right, next you're going to say Gumshoe will crash his car
>>381160467
>Implying anyone want to shoot her
Get out faggot
>>381160467
I want to shoot my semen on her face
>>381160586
Who the fuck is Gumshoe?
>>381160467You seem trustworthy, here's my card. I'll contact you.
>>381160470
Saved
See you in next thread anon
>>381160586
I'm surprised Gumshoe could afford a car considering how much Edgeworth docks his pay.
>>381160678
MODS
>>381160470
you better keep your promise anon
>go to up Medium Valley for some hiking trails and stop at Kurain Village for some sight-seeing
>looking at some shitty vase when I see this cute redhead there
>I walk up to her and ask her what's she's doing here
>she's a parapsychology student
>didn't think that was an actual college major, but this is perfect, since I'm an /x/phile
>ask her what her favorite cryptids and conspiracy theories and bring up the Flatwoods Monster
>she stares at me blankly and says "yeah, that's totally cool.."
>didn't even name anything
>getting a bit nervous here, so I try to bring up the Berenstain bears as a segway into the Mandella Effect
>"... Like, I don't know what that is"
>sheepishly ask her for her phone number so I could "give her a tarot or palm reading"
>she gives me one
>try and call it later that night, number out of service
fucking stupid cunt. just when I think a woman is passionate about something, she's yet again another dumb bimbo eggplant. i managed to sneak a picture of her in case you guys wanna see. i'm never going to find an /x/ gf.
>>381160695
Sure thing. I'll be there to throw it in your face when she wins.
>>381160741
They can't help you now.
Guys, I work at the detention center. They just finished processing Maya Fey but no sign of Wright yet. Talked to a detective and he said the trial is going to be on Wednesday morning.
>>381160678
Wait a minute
THAT CARD
>>381160656
The guy who "happens" to inevstigate almost every crime Wright is involved in, you would know if you read the news
I have so much faith in Wright I'm giving away my bank account if he loses.
>Guy who let 15 people die in his clinic because he fucked up medicine
>Blamed it on some nurse like we'd actually believe it
>She killed herself and almost killed her sister because his slander ruined her
>Surprised he gets murdered
I'm just amazed it happened in the fucking California Cult Village. Still, dude had it coming. Maybe they summoned the nurse and she got back at him.
>>381160773
wasn't her sister found dead like a year ago? she's hot tho.
What do you think Karma's hair smells like, guys?
>>381160875
>Not betting everything in it
>>381160678
FBI called. Abandon thread.
>>381160772
>implying he even has a chance
>>381160829
Keep us informed anon
>>381160773
>strong willed
>loves cars
>pretty hot
Best girl.
>>381160897
>actually believing in /x/
seriosuly?
But what about my boi Justice?
>>381161062
Who?
>>381161062
who the fuck is that guy.
>>381156727
He's going to be calling dolphins and penguins next I swear.
>>381161062
Who?
>>381161062I doubt he was born yet
>>381161107
>>381161139
>>381161164
I think he's Talking about that Fullbright guy's imaginary friend. Just ignore him.
>>381161062
Literally who?
You mean Jove Justice, that one traveling musician?
MODS FUCKING DELETE THIS
You go to a place like Kurain Village and you're just asking for it. All those mystics are killers and frauds.
>>381161215
>Fullbright
What is that guy doing?
It seems that gumshoe is doing all the work
>>381161195AJ happens less than 10 years after T&T, so yes he's born but still young
>>381161215
>Fullbright
What the fuck are you even talking not even in the detective registrys there's a fullbright
>>381161173
Link doesn't work
>>381159192
>i heard some stories about some prosecutor that got prosecuted tho.
...yeah, von Karma.Blackquill doesn't happen until 2020
>>381158713
CUTE
U
T
E
Man, fuck all this boring law shit who even cares.
What I wanna know is when they'll do a Nickel Samurai and Jammin' Ninja crossover episode! I bet those two would be awesome together!
>>381161382So.. he is stil in khura'in?
>>381159972
oh anon... please dont touch that subject
Will /v/ be BTFO again?
>>381161274
You're right lets go back to console wars and circle jerking over sales reports it's so much more fun right
>>381161638Yup
Does anybody know when the trial starts?
>>381159972
He rightfully necked himself after being humiliated by Wright.
>>381161696
Stop shitposting, Wrightfag.
>>381161719
No, I was referring to the disgusting image of Karma. Thankfully, they did their job.
>>381161231
>Jove Justice, that one traveling musician?
His last travel was to the afterlife 12 years ago. By the hands of Kura'in's queen's husband no less.
>>381161696
oh ffs who could have known that Von Karma was some psycho capable of scheming something that sinister.
>>381161062
literally who
>>381161735
Our boy at the detention center says wednesday
>>381161915
Not him but c'mon
>looked suspicious as fuck
>adopted rival's son
>perfect record
>perfectionist
It was pretty obvious
>>381156517
>In 11 years we'll be talking about Ace Attorney 6's canon timeline
I hope you intend on living even longer anon.
Why the fuck is this on /v/? Am I missing something here? This belongs on /pol/ or /news/
>mfw Jeff Master's cakes
Ah, so Wright is defending her? You know, as a matter of fact, I'm a longtime prosecutor who's faced off against Phoenix quite a few times now. He was just a rookie when I first met him, begging me to go easy on him.
Some would say I taught him everything he knows. If I have the time I'll answer some questions, but I'm a busy man.
>>381161892
Fuck, really?
What about the Gramarye girl he was fucking, does she know?
So what is the job of our boy at the detention center?
he's a guard?
>>381162134
Timestamp with Prosecutor's Badge or GTFO
>>381156517
>when this trial is over we don't get to have another thread until september
>>381162134
what's the best product against baldness?
>>381161892
Stop spreading those lies. Dhurke did nothing wrong, a dragon never yields you fag.
>>381162195
>It's turnabout big top
Wright is a hack and shady as fuck call me if you need a real lawyer
>>381162134
>but I'm a busy man.
still trying to glue back you hair you lost when Mia Fey BTFO you a few years ago?
>>381162091What a time to be alive
>>381162134
MISTER PAYNE???
YOU ARE MY HERO SIR PLS SAVE US IN THIS DARK AGE OF THE LAW
>>381162091
>implying /v/ will still exist in 11 years
>>381162271
That's in December, we have the amnesia one with Maggey next
>>381160773
>I try to bring up the Berenstain Bears
Don't really blame her.
>>381162134
Fuck off Payne, I bet you are busy trying to get your damn hair back you bald fuck.
>>381162271
The clown parts are gonna be so cancerous.
>>381162112
/v/ is /pol/-lite you wrightfag.
>>381162335
Oh... So exciting
is someone gonna stream the trial on Wednesday?
>'Why is California such a backwards indebted shithole?'
>Parrot examining DAs
>German Dominatrix Prosecutors
>Japanese Cultist legal aides
>Hobo Detectives
>Senile Judges
>NO FUCKING JURY
>>381160773
Underrated post
>>381162370
You can appreciate the jester
>>381162335B A N A N A S
A
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A
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>>381162112
underrated
>>381162437
Don't forget
>Guilty until proven innocent
Anyone have screen cap compilations of the rise from the ashes threads?
>>381162238
I bet you thought von Karma was innocent too.
Have you guys heard about this Max Galactica dude? He's only just started but his tricks are blowing my fucking mind. Not to mention he's gorgeous as fuck and those three symbols of his are dazzling, if not a bit uppity.
I really hope he makes it big some day. If anyone deserves it, it's him.
>>381162134
Mr payne please tell me how perky Mias tits where when he just begun !!!!
>>381158713
>there are people who think Phoenix Wrong will be able to beat this top tier qt
Can't wait to see that rookie faggot get BTFO
When is the trial starting?
>>381162437
>JURY
Terrible idea
>representing a doctor who had fifteen people die on his watch
Wright's shady as fuck.
>>381162570
sauce
>>381162437
I hear there are even plans for building some kind of big Japanese monster village as a tourist attraction. These California fucks are crazy.
>>381162570
three symbols, the fuck you on son?
*sigh*
Like I said, would it have killed you to have waited until Tuesday morning to start these threads?
>>381162570
>watching shit berry circus
It was only worth it for the acrobat brothers, I wonder why they never showed up again
>>381162626
>Implying
You fags say the same with manfred
and our wright won
>>381162682
he must've been desperate to take the case, iirc he barely makes it through every month,
>>381157194
Guys what happens to the people that get convicted of murder? Nobody ever talks about them afterwards and I'm worried about that cute Maya girl. I had no idea she was hiding such a great rack and I don't want to see anything bad happen to it.
>>381162784
Wright only beat Manfred because Manfred actually fucking did it
>>381162754
Technically the murder happened yestarday and the cross examination is tomorrow so its fine
>>381162784
Wright only won that one by sheer luck
/our girl/ Franny will crush him like a bug
>>381162754
This thread is fine becausethe murder is todayThe only thing that happend tomorrow is wright investigatingPlay along or get out fag
>>381162754
What the fuck are you talking about Anon? That's when the trial starts. There's nothing wrong with hyping up Wrighto getting BTFO
>>381162784
Wright isn't hungry enough for this case. Franziska has something to prove and is going to crush him.
>>381162848
Death penalty
>>381162748
You know the ones.
Come on EVERYBODY ALTOGETHER!
>>381162570
that cowboy, chris angel wannabe? do you know his name is billy bob.
alsohe's a fucking pedo
>>381162978
HAS
did you hear about that MaskDeMasque thief?
/streamfag/ here
Yes, this thread is fine. stream of part 1 is tomorrow in afternoon EST whenever I get home from work. lul.
SPIRIT CHANNELING IS REAL
>>381162894
>>381162909
>>381162869
>Implying that the daughter of a corrupt prosecutor is not corrupt
I bet she cheated sometimes
>>381163094
DOLL
>>381163118
>tomorrow
What timezone you in nigga? The trial isn't supposed to be until Wednesday morning
>>381163094
STYLE
>>381163120
>believing in the occult
>Japanifornia
>2017
shut the fuck up conspiracy faggot
>>381162920
Not always. It has to be some serious shit for death penalty.
From our boy Wright's first case, the real killer just got life. Probably because it was heat of passion.
On an unrelated note, the warden from Frank Sawhit's prison is always wearing a fur coat. Not sure how with all this heat. She probably has embarrassing clothes under it.
>>381163118
Wouldn't be better to make it around 10 AM to match the ingame time?
>>381162978
>>381163002
>>381163094
>>381163161
>>381163218
Geez, tough crowd.
>>381163142
>putting the sins of the parent on the child
Disgusting
Franny is a pillar of honesty and truthfulness in this corrupt law system which lets hacks like Wright do as he pleases.
>>381162920
Death penalty is only for premeditated murder
Guys on Wednesday I'm free so I think I'll go to the trial
Do you want me to ask something to wright or fraziska if I can talk to them?
>>381163215I said Part 1, not the trial. Trial Day 1 is Part 2, and that will be wednesday
Also, EST. keep up.
>>3811633351 PM EST is 10 AM Japanifornia time.
>>381163321
I HEARD SHE HAS SOME GIANT BAZOONGAS UNDER THAT COAT
>>381163361
>implying I'm going to recant your fucking slogan
viral marketing hasn't been this blatant since those Steel Samurai posters here last year
>>381163440
Oh okay, thanks
>>381163376
this
the girls belong to a prestigious family, doesn't matter what manfred did.
>>381163376
>honesty
>von karma
Pick one and only one
>Von Karma has been accused of using a whip as a weapon in the courtroom
The fuck?
How is this allowed?
That seems blatantly illegal
>>381163406
ask franziska if she has a girlfriend already
asking for a friend ha ha
>>381163574
This is the same legal system that let the defense co-counsel literally blackmail a witness into confessing ON THE STAND. Nothing surprises me anymore. This shit is corrupt as hell.
>>381163574
She'll just whip anyone who tells her no.
>>381158713
found a pic of her when she was 13
>>381163574
I have no idea but I've been spending the past few weeks trying to join the police force in the hopes Von Karma will use her whip on me. Do you think if I misbehave she might call me a bad boy at the same time in that pretty little accent of hers?
>>381163574
expected less from california?
it is a degenerate shithole for a reason
they even let the yakuza settle in little china town for no reason
>>381163440So you gonna make another thread tomorrow 1 PM EST?
>>381162183
Here you are. I know it can be hard to believe, but I'm the real deal.
>>381162235
Ah, well I can't help you there. Sometimes, people are just born with marvelous, luscious hair like mine, and other times you take on the genes of your bald uncle. We can't all be lucky!
>>381162295
>>381162363
Ha. Ha. Don't be so naive, that story is very exaggerated. In truth, I felt bad for Phoenix, the scared rookie he was. It was obvious his client was innocent, and I'm not a monster. Also, my hair is as full as ever.
>>381162301
Ah, so my adoring fans recognize me. Not to worry, the golden age of prosecutors is coming, and I shall be at the helm. I'm sure I will continue facing off against Wright, being his rival and all. I won't be going easy on him again!
>>381162619
The perkiest, my friend. I wonder how she's doing? I'm sure she'd be interested in catching up one of these days with a prosecutor of my caliber.
>>381163574
>she also carries a whip
Oh shit
Looks like I found my new fap fuel
>We still haven't found Calisto Yew
how
>>381163574
Do you wanna try taking it from her, anon?
>>381163719
>pic
that's a video nigga
>>381163719
holy shit she was fugly.
puberty made her cute
>>381163759
>go into an american court
>get shot
>>381163759
because with the way interpol is, she could be right under their nose for all they know
>>381163813
Don't police carry tasers?
Tasers > whips
>>381160773
She is a heavy sleeper
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1726328
Anyone ever find out what happened to April May after that whole wiretapping incident? I imagine without Redd White around, she'd be unemployed. I've been rewatching the court tapes and would definitely be interested in...hiring her services, if you catch my drift
>>381163746No. Mods went full fag last time I did.
So, someone else step up
>>381163907
Bwahahaha
>>381163749
Good to hear that mister payne I want to be a prosecutor just like you
PD:Beat that laywer wright I know you can sir
>>381163574
Its okay when Karmas do it, and since /v/ is Karmagaf they won't point that out
>>381163949
She'sactually faster with the whip,
bailiff tried
>>381163918
i bet you even believe in dumb theories like our embassies printing fake money from literally who countries
>using the shitty """""HD""""" portrait
>>381163321
>coat
>>381164098
What the fuck are you on about? This is from the LA Times
>>381163856
She was cuter when she was younger
Most kids are ugly when they hit that age
But look at this cutie patootie, I think she was 8 in this photo
>>381164065
t. Wrightdditor
You have to go back
>>381163907
>try to get a man to confess to a crime
>get stabbed
>>381164202
>>>/fbi/
>>381164207
Fuck off Karmafag, I am glad that old fart is being raped by some nigger in prison and I hope Wright destroys that little bitch tomorrow
>>381164202
Oh gosh.
that melts my heart
>>381164082
look at this elegant old man, how can one doubt how trustworthy he is
>>381164398
What a surprise that fans of Phoenix Wright are white trash racists. I can't wait for Franziska to embarrass your hack fraud.
>>381163994
In luck. Check Los Angeles backpage. In dating women to men because government fucks everything up.
>>381164484
This old fuck needs to die already and make room for younger people to get jobs
>>381164202
Anon why do you have that pic?
how do you get that pic?
>>381164398
Um, sorry sweetie but Franny is gonna obliterate Wright during the trial and avenge her father who was WRONGLY accused by the way, and she'll get Phoenix Wrong to admit he was a fraud the whole time.
>>381164594
>Edgeworth is shitposting /v/ right now
>>381164484
Man he looks like he can barely even stand upright
>>381164594
I was her father's driver for a couple of years.
>>381164679
>her father who was WRONGLY accused by the way
This is what karmafags actually believe
>>381164761
>I was her father's driver for a couple of years.
So you know that manfred was a fraud all along?
>>381164804
prove me wrong
Protip:You can't
>>381164761
I bet you were driving when he left for his "vacations"
>>381164907
He was actually a pretty nice guy. Scary and stern, but he was a good father and was nice to me.
>>381164936
>>381164936
>You can't
You're right I can'tBecause wright already did it
>>381165145
>we need a metal detector
>WHAT A COINCIDENCE MY ASSISTANT HAS ONE
it was a fake test and you know it
>>381165145
>>381165203
fake news
Wright probably used a rigged one to frame old Manny
Reminder that if you call these ladders you are a subhuman
>>381164484
This guy's too fucking old to keep being ambassador. Each time he shows up for some event or special dinner, he tries to make a bunch of excuses so he can leave early.
>>381165228
didn't they extract the bullet?
Edgeworth is alive
Don't call me a conspiratard, there's so much evidence for it. Who could know all this information about the new prosecutor other than him?
Will he ever return bros?
>>381165275
>stepladderfags still in denial.
Ladders are kino, deal with it.
>>381155691
>karma charmeleon
>leddit reference in translation
>>381165375
Isn't he sentenced to death? Let it go, man.
>>381165275
It's a fucking ladder m8
I'll step on your grave and see how you like that
Hey guys, I've been wondering but did anyone else know someone who went to go participate in an "experiment" for Labrelum Inc? An old friend went off years ago but I've never heard from them since. I hope they're okay...
>>381165375
Hanging from a noose
>>381165375
Probably killed himself in prison.
Think about it, Wright probably shattered him. Law is what he cared about over all else and probably more than any other person, only to have it taken from him in the most tragically ironic way possible.
>>381165535
It's almost likekarmacaught up with him
>>381164484
You guys ever see that leaked clip of him lifting?
Guys fuckin ripped
>>381165851
Isn't that a weird coincidence? Almost like how my name is Naver Lade and I'm still a virgin.
>>381165910
fake news, alright he was a war veteran, but no way he can lift nowadays
>>381165967
You're also never late.
>>381165967
Don't be stupid. Our names have nothing to do with our purpose in life, or my name isn't Ray Peter Victim.
>>381166209
My name is Dyn Du and I've never been arrested.
>>381155691
I heard this guy was a scumbag anyways
Good riddance
>>381166209
What a coincidence, my name is Ray Peter Ihst!
>>381165967
>>381166209
Tell that to my wife, Anita Ovdiks
>>381166632
Holy shit I never thought I'd meet someone with the exact same first and middle name! We should totally meet up sometime!
>>381166306
Hey that guy was my fucking doctor you piece of shit
The guy saved my leg when I got some bad hypothermia
Give him some credit
I FUCKING BET THAT PHOENIX WRONG IS GOING TO DEFEND THAT BITCH AGAIN
>>381158082
That's some fucking balls, but I can understand. The motherfucker still hasn't lost a case despite taking on 2 previously undefeated prosecutors.
You know what. If he wins this case and his next one, then I'll bet a million too. At that point, he'll be unstoppable.
>Doctor doesn't go to jail for 15 cases of fatal malpractice
>Police arrest a suspected murderer in a fucking backwater jap cult compound accessible only by a 2 hour train ride in 1 hour
Never change Cali.
>>381158713
>>381163719
I want to commit a crime
and I want her to lead the prosecution of my trial
>first that Hawthorne girl
>now Maya Fey
Why the hell does Wright keep dating murderers? Is it on purpose? Is it a fetish of his?
>>381167419tfw both chicks are blood related
>>381167148
I still can't believe they did that Steel Samurai shit, where they let the police take a week break and instead gave select citizens Steel Samurai outfits to "stop crime" with
Jesus fuck I hate this Hell hole
>>381167419
>Hawthone
I had to look that case up, how the fuck did you remember that? Are you autistic?
>>381167580
Karmafags are obssessed with Wright's life, which ironically works as advertisement for him
>>381167634
> advertisement
fucker scrapes every songle month. he doesn't even have a car.
>>381167580
All you have to do is look at Wright's Wikipedia page, dude
>>381167786
Because he defends the innocent, sometimes even for free
>>381167816
Fake news. Anybody can edit wikipedia, I mean look at this fan fiction.
>>381168038
>climax
ecchi
>>381163118gib stream
>>381168038
>Maya is kidnapped by a hitman
>Implying Maya is going to live long enough to even meet a hitman
That murderous cow is going straight to the gallows. Gotta admire the creativity of whoever wrote this shit, though.
>>381168038
>defense attorneys of guilty parties die
>kuhra-inians will defend this
>>381168279
Why does California hang people to begin with anyway? What is this the Wild West? Can't they just pump chemicals into their blood like civilized people?
Hey fags, anyone wanna join our revolution? Just fly to Khura'in and jump into the nearest manhole and you'll eventually find our base. Remember, a dragon never yields!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT?!
Today is the murder day.
Tomorrow is the investigation day.
And Wednesday is the trial day.
How the hell is it so hard for you people to remember that?!
>>381165452
wut
>>381165452
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMEEEEELEEOOOOOOOOOONNN~
>>381163719
Get that sick filth out of here.
>mfw all these clowns making a mockery of the law.
>>3811671132-1 takes place after this case, remember? So 2-4 is the third one after this.
>>381169217I just checked and it was around 1:25PM when Nick and Grey got to the village, that's enough time for a murder and media coverage
>>381168279
>implying Wright will lose
>>381169732
It is truly a dark age.
>>381165910
So what? All you need to do is get the drop on him with a knife. Easy pickings.
Who the fuck cares about America?
We could be talking about the Phantom Thieves that appeared in Japan recently.
>>381169732
Just wait until they'll bring literal clowns into the courthouse. It's just a matter of time now.
>>381162195
What is The Forgotten Turnabout?
>He thinks Von Karma's daughter can even outwit the legendary Wright
>>381173014
He forgot.
>Karmacucks still exist
Wew
>>381173048
Wright literally spends most of his trials getting played like a fucking deck of cards before pulling some shit out of his ass and winning at the last second because the truth of the case supported him. Not this time. I'll bet my entire Plumed Punisher clock collection that hippie chick did it.
What is the meta behind this thread?
Let me get this straight :
- Wright puts Von Karma behind bars
- Wright's assistant (who has no motive) allegedly commits murder
- Von Karmas daughter flies down specifically for this case
Something about this seems fishy. Never trust a Von Karma.
>>381174207All Ace Attorney cases have a actual real world date on them
Have you guys heard about the shady shit going on in Khu'rain with the DC Act? If that cuck Wright thins he hot shit just 'cause he beat a Von Karma, he should go repeal that.
>>381174382
Don't forget Edgeworth killing himself a few months back. I wouldn't be surprised if she came to get her "revenge" or something.
>>381174448
i am khu'rain here. our country is backwater hellhole. can't even good intetnet. stay in american if you can
>>381173430
See, this is why Wright keeps besting the prosecution, you all under estimate him. I sat in on his last three cases.
He is genuinely gifted and makes incisive observations... after stopping the witnesses testimony for clarification after every. single. fucking. sentence.
The was hostile to begin with, this shitty old hag, and it took fucking forever. Next Wright started randomly presenting evidence to the judge. Then Wright showed his badge to the judge, which I think was a mistake, and seemed like he was literally about fuck it all up.
And then Wright all of a sudden blew up her testimony. The prosecutor flipped out. Trust me this guy is some kind of idiot savant
>>381174623
How dangerous is it with those Dragon Dopes running around doing all sorts of subversive shit?
I told you fuckers those khu'rainians were no good pieces of shit
Killing our fellow white worker, a doctor at that!
I say we give that slut the chair!
>>381175513
Kurainists not Khu'rainists you putrid minded neophyte
>>381175970
Why do they let you "people" have internet again?
Whatever happened to "superpower by 2015"?
REMINDER
KHU'RAINIANS SHIT ON THEIR STREETS
THEY HAVE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>381176182
fuck you you fucking retarded egg yolk I am giving your IP address to Lady Kee'ra right now you will get skewered and spent the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 getting tickled in Hell you piece of shit
UR DI HARA KHU'RAIN
>>381156517
>he doesn't remember IS-7
>he doesn't remember SS-5
>he doesn't remember Terry Fawles
>he doesn't remember SL-9
>he doesn't remember DL-6
wew lad
Just a reminder Phoenix is a hack that forges evidence
>>381176734
>implying people give a shit about some literal mongoloid killing himself in court
I watched that case for like 10 minutes. Edgeworth totally would have won.
>>381176742
Ummmmmmmmmmmm and von karma doesn't? Remember that the von karma way is to "win no matter what"
>>381176742
>implying
You Mannyfags weren't saying that about your precious Edgey poo
>>381176921
it's okay to be edgy anon, some day your broken heart will recover.