What was it trying to say?

>>381148340
Yeee

"Get away from my wife's son."

Who cares? Fuck off marketer-kun.

>>381148340
The Game

>>381148340
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>381148340
WE WUZ KANGZ

>Whyyyyyyy arrrrrrrrrrrre youuu rrrrrrrraisssssiiiing anotherrrrrr mannnnssssssssssss ssssssonn?

>I'm gonna need about tree fiddy

>>381148340
Ayo, you got bout tree fiddy

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WHERE SHALLST BE'TH MY CONSORT'S OFFSPRING

>>381148759
DAMN IT MONSTA, LEAVE MY WIFE'S SON ALONE

>>381148340
was the snek speaking in old norse?

>>381148340
SNAKE CLOACA

>>381148340
you gotta link the fire, man. did anybody else notice that one little part in the trailer where he dodges the armor-knight thing? trying to get that dark souls audience.

>>381148340

Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?

>>381150386
Kek

I need about tree fiddy

I though the reason kratos is being so cold to the kid is because the viking woman was his side fling after killng the gods, thus making the child a bastard, and a reminder of. What he lost.

>>381148340
"He wants to cuck us"

>>381148340
"Do either of you two know who threw a glowing blue axe at my head"

>>381150285
>trying to get that dark souls audience.
That combat looked like pure shit. More like the Lords of the Fallen audience

>>381148340
"Don't tread on me"

>>381152104
Can you please stop talking about game play? This thread is strictly for what world worm Jim said.

"cuck"

"Feed me souls, Chosen Undead"

>>381148340
IIIII
WAS ONCE
A MAAAAAAAN

>>381148824
>>381148690
>>381148651
>>381148443
they confirmed on twitter that it's his biological son

>>381153684

But it's still his wife's son

>>381153684
They're just saying that so people will be surprised when it's revealed not to be his actual son

>Pale skin
>scraggly beard
>red stripe

I'm going with what some anon said in another thread. This game is going to be some bioshock infinite multiverse meta bullshit.

>I'M YOU FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

>>381153684
Post the DNA test.

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>>381148340

>>381153853
Yeah, but it's also his son. So jokes about him raising another man's son like >>381148690
fall flat.

>>381148340
Man, it must have been a bitch to properly render that scraggy beard of that snake.

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>>381153853
Yeah, she's the mother of his son.

>>381148565
I just lost it xD

GOOOOOOOOOODS

>>381148340
Do you the snake man was mad that Kratos killed mother of all Hydas

>>381148340
>"Chosen Undead....."

>>381153853
but where is the wife?

>>381148340
Yee

>>381154463
Freya

>>381148340
I wonder how big his hemipenes is

>>381153684
People are just fucking around, take it easy.
Besides what is there really to talk about? The only thing is the story and that's not known, because there's pretty much no gameplay and that which they did show was shit, the typical press attack button and you automatically zip across the floor like you are on skates and auto target, no aiming or distance management required.
Autoplay basically.

>>381148667
>Almost as white as Kratos
>Kangz

Maybe /v/ was the nigger all this time

It's Jormungander, one of Loki's 3 brats who want to bring about Ragnorak along with Surtr. For a giant snake god that wants to kill the shit out of Thor and end the world by killing the gods, a guy like Kratos is pretty fucking useful, since he managed to pull off what he wanted to do. The twist at the end of the game or during the cycle of these games will be Kratos will catch on and try and stop it for the sake of his wifes son, who if the creators are feeling particularly cheeky will make into the kid into Baldr or Vioarr

>>381148340
HER NAME IS KOKO

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>>381153969
Kratos
You are not the father.

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>>381148340
waitaminute

Give me a call when the next trilogy comes out. I wanted to kill some faggot ass Egyptian gods

>>381148340
>ayy lmao ya'll finna buy somethin?

>>381155071
>wanting to kill non-white gods
>>>/pol/tard

>>381148340
What if that is just thors dick?

>>381155071
>Wanting Egypt
>Not Poo in the Loo

It's like you don't want to even play GoW : DBZ Edition

>>381153929
>pale skin
Those are ashes, nigga needs some lotion

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>>381151007
I laughed

>>381153853
>implying he isn't Aphrodite's son

>>381154720
The meme is also sometimes used on people/creatures person considers as low as niggers, like giant serpents.

>>381155308
This the only pantheon that can beat the Hindus is the Abrahamic God

>>381148340
hey kid
wanna start Ragnarok with me

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You've come for a magic wish, haven't you?

>>381155487
Freya 100%

>>381148414
10/10

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>>381148340
"Press 'X' to awesome!!"

>>381155946
Underrated.

>>381155718
Ow the edge

>>381148667
This shouldn't have made me laugh. Here's your (you).

>>381148340
Whoa, hey guys.

>>381148340
>Those eyes

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

>>381156113
The worst part is how your feet slide forward.
You're out of range when you attack? Normally that means you miss but no, here, who gives a shit, the game will just slide you into place, you can't expect the person who's looking forward to this game to be competent in the slightest.
>10/10 best gaem evar XD !

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>>381148340
That was a very strange way to end the trailer. It wasn't very climactic to know that the snake would help. You'd think it would end with Kratos about to fuck the snake, or some other creature or deity, up.

>>381148340
Don't tread on me

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>>381156113
press square to win and sometimes triangle