GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

WHEREEES MY WIFE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>381148020
came here to post this

Cant we just admit that it looks fantastic and stop memeing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOE2BVRCUkM

>>381148020
this

>>381147803
so what is the premise of this game excactly? the trailer was shit

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So anons, what do you honestly think about Kratos the Cuck and what do you hope to see him and his Wifes Son do in this sequel to the original franchise?

>>381148020
>>381148070
>>381148178
You fags forced this dumb meme so hard some dipshit actually demanded that a dev tell him whether or not the kid is Kratos' son on twitter. Memes were a fucking mistake.

>>381148180
To recover your wife's son from the norse gods

>>381148180
8 hour escort mission about killing stuff to man up Kratos's son.

>>381148367
>Kratos's son

>>381148159
It looks like shit. God of War is one of my favorite action series because of the static camera. This over the shoulder camera is fucking gay. Also they're apparently focusing on the story in this game as if any fans of God of War give 2 fucks about the story.

ODIN, GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES BULL!

>>381148428
>Atreus was conceived between Greek Godslayer Kratos and an unknown woman.

Yes, his son.

>>381147803
I hope you fight Norse gods.
Imagine jamming shitloads of mistletoe down Baldrs throat and murdering him with it after you discover he can't be killed by anything else.

>>381148610
Ermmmmmm, check again sweetie Kratos is a cuck and THAT is his wifes son.

>>381148610
his name is BOY

>>381148610
>unknown woman
THAT CUNT

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>>381148020
>>381148070
>>381148178
>>381148310
>>381148428
>>381148583
>le cuck maymay xD

There is literally nothing wrong with taking care of another man's child. The kid will love you just as much, and girls dig it af

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>>381148715
Uhmm no sweetie your wrong

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WHERE IS MY WIFE'S PUPPER

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>>381148774
>this is what cucks actually beleive

>>381147803
OOOOOOODIIIINNNNN!!!!!!

>>381148825
AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT, LITERALLY HIS WIFE'S SON

>>381148825
You think this is going to stop memes? You fool!

>>381148774
that doesn't magically make the joke not funny though

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>>381148774
>There is literally nothing wrong with taking care of another man's child. The kid will love you just as much, and girls dig it af
You're a confirmed cuckasaurus rex m8.

Also, girls do not dig it. Why would you possibly want to look after the offspring of someone else? It's literally not your child.

Did you know male lions kill the cubs of the previous leader of the pride when they take over? Not only is it hereditary to have your own offspring but it's always normal. Why pay for something you didn't want or create?

Only a cuck would not understand this. I bet the game speaks to you on a personal level, am i reet anon?

>>381148669
oh shit!

even fucking better man!

fucking loki in female form in a cut scene and then him going "lol i troll u" and turning back before fight

that would piss him off beyond any wives sons or whatever it is you stupid fucks can't shut up about these days

>>381148825
That proves nothing.
And your futile attempts at defending cuckold developers will be in vain!

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It seems kind of....low key compared to other god of wars.

He was always doing some crazy brutal fantastical shit vs impossible odds in the other games. I get the impression this one wont be as over the top.

I'll pass.

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>>381148825
>implying this is canon

>>381148991
>Did you know male lions kill the cubs of the previous leader of the pride when they take over?
but people aren't lions, this is a dumb as shit argument. Might as well argue we should eat shit because flies do.

>>381148774
inb4
>There is literally nothing wrong with taking care of another man's child
>laughingreactionimages.jpeg
>500 of these replies
>the inevitable cynical "include me in the r/4chan screencap" post
>the inevitable responses to that
it's all so fucking pointless, fucking kill me KILL ME FUCKING KILL ME, DO IT YOU BITCH KILL ME

>>381148943
But it's his son you dipshit learn to read

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>>381148020
This never fails to amuse me

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>>381147803
at least he had a boy...

>>381149151
Written like a true cuck.
Enjoy paying for someone elses seed!

>>381149251
Its also his wife's son

>>381149151
>but people aren't lions
We're both mammals, and this applies to many mammals. You're an idiot.

>>381149351
>implying I'm employed
>implying I'm not required by law to remain a certain distance away from all children

>>381149363>
There's no winning, is there?

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>>381149251
This is Kratos, a cuck and his wife's son.
Say something nice about them in the comments.

>>381149351
>Only Cucks don't want to eat shit

>>381149310
oh man, he's right. chinese and indians have the right idea about finding out the gender before making their wife get an abortion

>>381149612
Weeh
The cuck defence force is out in full force today.
How's your girlfriends kid doing anon?

>>381149446
two species both being mammals does not mean they have exactly the same evolution of social perception, interaction, and sexual behavior. This is a big pitfall that people willingly throw themselves into.

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>>381148020
What does Goods wheres my soon mean?

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WHERE SHALLST BE'TH MY CONSORT'S OFFSPRING

>>381148020
Does he actually say this?

>>381149497
>>implying I'm not required by law to remain a certain distance away from all children
tell us the ful story anon

>>381147803
>/v/ is so triggered by sony exclusives
Holy KEK

>>381149898
it was in the reveal trailer

>>381148263
Post screencap plz

>>381149446
>>381149732
Also our closest primate relative, the chimpanzees, engage in adoption of other offspring in their social circles if a parent dies.
>Infant chimpanzees are reared by their mothers and have close relationships with related females and older siblings, who often share in their care. Infants are extremely important. If a mother is injured or dies, others will take on the role.
http://www.releasechimps.org/chimpanzees/chimpanzee-society

>>381150225
>Whether or not they are biological fathers, males in the group play important roles in the lives of the young
MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>381150071
god of war was always a mediocre piece of shit

>>381148825
Of course. A woman would tell hubby that the kid isn't his. That happens. Yep.

>>381150225
>Comparing us to primitive, less evolved animals
Yeah okay monkey boy, you enjoy paying for the previous guy who spunked in your girlfriends pussys child as much as you like, i'm happy for you and your none biological son :)

>>381150071
nah this one just looks like a crap cash in. if they brought GoW back in an interesting way then cool. but this is the result of slapping brand recognition together with the last of us for instant megabucks.

>Kratos leaves Greece behind and travels to scandinavia, where he finds himself a woman and attempts to start a new life
>Norse gods bully Kratos into leaving their lands because they don't want a godkiller on their turf
>Kratos does so (this explains the period where Kratos wasn't in the life of his son) because he doesn't want to lose another family
>Gods most likely don't want the spawn of a godkiller in their lands either, and in an attempt to destroy him, they kill his mother
>This prompts Kratos to return to raise and protect his son
>Gods are still attempting to get him to leave
>Kratos has had enough and goes on another deicide crusade, this time with his son as company
>Eventually the two meet Jormungandr, and with his help they enact Ragnarök
>But Kratos, being largely ignorant of the mythology, did not realize that Ragnarök would kill everyone but two people, a man and a woman (aka Kratos and the woman from the trailer)
>He loses his son, the last remaining member of his second family, through his own actions
>He leaves a broken land behind him and sets out towards another, where the cycle will no doubt repeat

>>381150384
That's subjective my friend. Outside of your /v/eddit hivemind people actually like God of war

>>381150636
>anon grew up with single parents

>>381150735
See>>381150762
It's alright weeb cuckold

>>381150824
>Not growing up with a happily married family that tell you the importance of furthering the family name and line.
Only poorfags have the issue of cuckolding, so i'm guessing that's you right?

>>381150636
>Comparing us to primitive, less evolved animals
like lions?

>>381151265
I'm not that anon you idiot.

>>381151319
then you have no business replying to me.
take your wife's son and leave this thread.

>>381150865
nice meaningless use of weeb cuckold but no. i like god of war, but this reboot looks bland and unoriginal. it has nothing i like about the series.

>>381151407
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>>381151441
>i-i like god of war
Stop it nintenbro, ya mad cause this game is going to be great. Go jerk off to your mario game #47383939 that is basically the same shit like every other shitty mario game.

>>381151674
i have never owned a nintendo console in my life

how much is sony paying you?

MY HUSBAND'S SON

Do cuckposters throw the same lame shitposts around when a childless woman comes into a man's life where has a son.

>>381148456
i do
game still looks like shit tho

>>381151757
Post timestamp that you like GoW then nintendo shit.

>>381151895
>MY HUSBAND'S SON
say no woman ever

>>381151967
are you that far down the spectrum? uhh no nintendo isn't my thing and new god of war looks like garbage. sorry you can't accept 2+2=4

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>>381150740
Sounds good

>>381152290
Lmao, of course you won't post a timestamp, you're a shitty nintenbro shitposting about a game because you won't get to play it. It all makes sense now

>>381149363
>>381149564
But he has no wife

>>381152718
nintendo is shit, but keep telling yourself that. makes it obvious that you're a mong in real life.

Do people call kratos a cuck because he has a beard now.
i thought he had one in the original trilogy

>>381153043
>still no timestamp
>n-nintendo is shit, i-i'm totally not a nintenbro!
Lmao, goddamn how does it feel gettig exposed nintenbro?

>>381153095
it was nicely trimmed, this is letting it go full bear.
And I dont really care for the whole 'cuck' shit, Kratos fucked a ton of bitches and even cucked the smith with his girl being a portal away, killed the smith too

>>381153452
yh in 3
kratos is the furthest away from being a cuck
all he did was fuck girls

>>381153290
or maybe i'm not that riled up over some angry dork on an anonymous board. i'll give you a timestamp if you can tell me what looks good about the new game, without sperg insults.

>>381153734
Or maybe you actually never played a GoW game in your life before, and you're shitposting because it's not on your platform of choice? Lmao, oh now you're asking me how i feel, when you haven't even given a timestamp yet?

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end it all

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>>381153941
The game looks like shit anon.

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>>381154440
Not him,what one is ur fav?

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yee

>>381154540
2

>>381154440
just got this, do I just play them in order? Can I skip 1?

>>381154440
Nice timestamp ya got there m8, you can image search this game? Woah, nintenbros are learning.

>>381154440
>no black hand in the picture
Disappointing.

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>>381154582
You have good taste
2>1>3>GoS>Ascension
>>381154653
Don't skip the 2nd best one

>>381153941
Are you a Nintendo shill paid to make Sonybros look dumb? I'm a Sonybro and I don't know why people are hyped about this game, would be obliged if you could tell me.

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>>381149216
put me in the screenshot

>>381148825
Why would he reveal the plot twist?

people would rather have another edgy QTE-fest than a more thoughtful action game starring Teal'c
I know you hate the cinematic bullshit but the old games were doing a lot of that too. Just because this one had more than five minutes put into the writing doesn't make it a bad thing.

I'm guessing Gaia won't be doing any narration though, which will be really sad.

>>381147803
Odin be like
>Yo you heard about that nigga Kratos? He killed all them Greek Gods.
And Thor be like
>Hey isn't the world ending?

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>>381154692

>>381147803
I want to get into this series but sony are being jews, who won't let me play the first two games without ps now. fuck Sony niggers for not giving us BC, i wish other sonyniggas actually cared so we could actually fucking play older games without having to wait or buy remasters.

>>381155224
Ha gave the wrong person a (You). You got the point though faggot.

>>381148159
no because it doesn't.

>>381155224
Damn, did your sonyfriend finally text you this picture? Fine, i'll believe you if you timestamp your ps4

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>>381155224
Doing gods work

>>381148020
Fpbp

Is ascension really that bad?
all i hear is bad things about it.
i have play 1,2,3 and Ghost of sparta and enjoyed them all

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>>381155864
>all this work to shut up some anonymous dickface on /v/
What am I doing with my life?

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CAN'T FIND WIFES SON

>>381156295
y-yeah but where's your timestamped playstation tv? Got you, nintenbro shill!! HaHa! Yeah!

>>381148901
>>381148975
>>381148991
>>381149216

>Implying I'm not cucking some guy and denying him the right to raise his own son

>>381147803
>generic looking axe instead of kickass BoA
>nu-male beard
>made his voice sound even more generic

That's not my God of War

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>>381147803
WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON

>>381156910
>nu-male beard
That's a big nice full beard
are you implying nu males are able to grow something that isn't a half, patchy, pubic beard

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>>381156295
it goes deeper

>>381150740
I would be so satisfied with this.

>>381156295
Kek sonyegger SEETHING

>>381156295
u got god f war 3 remastered tho?

>>381156295
>new white ps4
Lmao, yeah you're definitely a Nintenbro who never played this series before. Im guessing you went to your friends house to shitpost? It's the only logical sense why you took so long to timestamp instead of doing it at the beginning

>>381148774
History is filled with countless cucks who believed this and have lost their land or kingdom to their wife's son while their own children lived in ruin.

>>381156295
lol haha nigga u def drove to ur friends house and wrote on his ps4 pham u dum lol

>not having a girl that gets off on you fucking other women, with the tease that she may have to raise your kid
Cuckquean is the best kink, prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't

>>381157613
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8
Here's to (You)
>why you took so long to timestamp instead of doing it at the beginning
btw you've been talking to two different guys, the one timestamping isn't the OG you were arguing at in the beginning

Hahaha le wife's son XD :)))) LOL LMAO HAHAHAHA
even if it's confirmed i am wrong i really like this meme haha XDD LE WIFE'S SON HAHA

>>381157613 (You)

Why are they changing the best things about GoW and introducing things no one wants?

>>381147803
>>381148020
Gets me everytime.

>>381158000
Of course you're a nintendobro, it was pretty obvious. Thanks for coming out and admitting of being one

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>>381150071
It's so great.

>>381158189
you're welcome, great to hear you're a fellow fan.

>>381158278
why is ratchet and clank taking up two squares

>>381158430
Np nintendobro, enjoy your mario rehash bshit game

>>381158514
enjoy your the last of us rehash games haha. good night my dude :)

>>381158604
Actually it's god of war 4? I know ya nintenbros don't know how to read but damn.

Why would Kratos' son have lightning powers if Kratos doesn't have lightning powers himself?

>>381158278
Where's Knack? It's the only worthwhile sony exclusive

>>381158762
kratos can shoot lightning

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>>381148020
>>381147803
fuck off retards

>>381160861
It's a meme you newfag. It doesn't have to be true.

>>381160861
/v/ cares more about shitposting than actually discussing games

>>381160861
just because the son is his doesnt make it NOT his wife's son too

>>381148774
You realized how much of a kuk you sound like ? Girls who just drags around kids and remarries or getting their load off will surely appreciate someone easing their back so they could have fun else where. No culture on earth accepts this except the strange few especially the western sjw kuk-kuk-klan.

>>381158447
Cos Sony has Ratchet AND Clank.
SONY ALWAYSWINS BABY

>>381154560

>Prepping the bull.jpg

>>381148774
>dig it as fuck
>when you're 50 years old and Mup Da Doo Didda cause it's "hip"

>>381148020
Fuck off /pol/

>>381148774
You're posting this on a board of neckbeards who believe in the alpha beta male bullshit that no girl does

>>381162907
/pol/ doesn't have a monopoly on shitposters anon