ITT: we make the best /v/ joke one post at a time

>>381146372
>ninten year old got censored
Fuck i thought they only censored nintenbro

>>381146436
Ninten drone*
REEEEEEEEEE
Fuck
DELETE THIS THREAD

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>be american
>get shot

>>381146372
They all suffered serious head trauma as a result.

O

MY

>>381146372

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot witch a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping, oft-fucked asshole."

"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier", says the faggot. "But first I need to start a joke thread on /v/". "It will just take a moment."

>>381146372
WE

RUBBER

NEN

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>>381146372
nigger apes rape sony and microsoft

>>381146372
>A Sonnygger, a nintenbro and an Xbot walk into a bar
they don't, because they never leave their basement

>>381146372
video games