Was he right all along?

>Stressed because people gave you money for something you haven't done yet
No, I think that's the opposite of being stressed.

>>381083463
>Promise people you will make something if funded
>Get funded
>FUCK YOU STOP DEMANDING I WORK ON WHAT I PROMISED WHAT THE HELL

10/10 business strategy.

>>381083463
We need more of this, that people keep throwing money at kickstarters is fucking pathetic.

>>381083463
>get paid to do something
>wonder why people get mad when you don't do the thing you were supposed to do
Makes you think how these people would react in a wageslave job

>>381083463
>Mobile
>Ouya
>Dreamcast
Maybe he would be less stressed if he had promised fewer useless ports.

>>381083463
Is this faggot any closer to releasing his heaping pile of shit?

>>381083463
>fulfilling your part of a contract is stressfull, stop it!
?

>>381083463
It should be possible to sue those guys if they don't deliver at least something.

I remember the guys from what used to be spill.com to run a kickstarter campaign or something for financing their new site, babbling about hosting costs and other shit. I think they got a few 100 k but at the end making it took forever and at the end it was like a square space tier site, which still managed to be onorganized as fuck, while hosting the podcasts on soundcloud. You don't need 100 k for that shit you bitch ass nigga.

why are those idiots paying to kickstart then?

I get that it's stressful, but I haven't ever kickstarted anything or planned to and even I could realise that it'd be very stressful.

Remember that kickstarted games can't just be mediocre or it's likely he'll never get a game funded again. It has to be pretty great, which this guy likely isn't capable of.

>>381083463
>kickstart a game
>use the money on hairplugs instead of finishing the game

>Have never had a job
>Promise to do thing
>Beg for money to do said thing
>Have never done the kind of work you promise to do
>Can't estimate deadlines for shit
>Make empty promises
>Realize you have no fucking idea what you're doing
>Lash out at the people who gave you money
I've never backed a kickstarter but it's exactly useless pieces of shit like this that ruin it.

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>>381083463
You can make money with shit like this? This looks like something made with the rpgmaker.

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>>381083463
> wants to work as an independant
> can't handle responsibilities
The gaming industry is really filled with manchildren.

>>381083463
the more kickstarters I see the more I understand why publishers dont want to work with these fools. even if they have a clue how to program and make a game they have absolutely fucking no clue how to do project management. you simply cant work with people like this.

>>381083463
>look I wrote on walls I'm SO stressed :((((

>>381084512
>the same exact sprite for every shopkeeper
How much money did this shit make?

Why are all indie devs such fucking cry babies? This is why I don't fund shit. Even games with promise and good backgrounds (yooka and laylee, hhour, mighty number 9, etc) STILL sucked. can't think of any indie game I liked or that was successful.

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>>381083806

>>381085026
You don't understand how game development works. They don't work on one section of the game until its retail ready, then move onto the next.

>>381085026
Almost 2 hundred thousand

>>381084512
>This raised one hundred eighty-five thousand three hundred twenty-two United States dollars on Kickstarter

>>381085026
Don't know but when you look at the video on the kickstarter page it apparently has some retarded dynamic light feature despite having awful sprites. No wonder he doesn't get done if he wastes time on crap that doesn't matter.

>>381085140
That aside though, there was no reason to even make the engine and the mechanics when you could literally just use RPG maker to do the same shit.

>>381085289
yeah the game looks like shit.

>>381085140
>You don't understand how game development works.
neither does this """""dev"""""

>>381085289
Reinventing the wheel dude. 2d rpg of the future. Stop standing in the way of innovation.

This is kickstarter
>making old obscure game like claymates or silicon valley, etc.
>I need X amount
>show progress 12 years later
>looks like shit so naturally people are disappointed
>be autistic and cancel the entire project
>complain via twitter how entitled gamers are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxB_ZwrXNqU

How do you get a fungal infection on your asshole?

>>381085702
Squatting in the men's shower
Sitting on a dirty toilet seat
Unhygienic sextoys
ATM

Why would you develop a game for dreamcast?

>>381084512
>This looks like something made with the rpgmaker.
I thought it was actually being made with RPG Maker?

>>381084707
if you can't manage your time then someone will manage it for you

>>381086040
To show how unique and hip you are.

>>381086110
Apparently the did an engine from scratch using 2d sprites with dynamic 3d lighting that's supposed to run on dreamcast.

>>381086014
how would an ATM give you fungal infection in your asshole
are ATMs in america different than in europe

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NO REFUNDS YOU FAGGOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4hV9x-EtY

Whoever gave those mongs money deserve to be whacked into the kneecaps with an iron bar. On the other hand it gives me hope for suckering some idiots into funding my shitty fantasy novel despite me being an unlikeable autist.

>>381086393
To be fair, he's not entitled to any by default. He GAVE them money to support whatever the fuck they're trying to do. They have no obligation to actually give him anything.

Guy just made a huge mistake by trying to seem diplomatic with that post, expecting it to gather sympathy from the guy to the point where he'd stop asking for a refund.

>>381083463
who is this faggot

Poor dev. People should have mercy on these poor, poor souls and just not support their kikestarters in the future. We wouldn't want them to be burdened by all that money. Fucking fags.

>>381086916
The devs.
Also I found this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLLQ-iuZYp0

>That only comment by own devs.

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get falco'd, paypigs

>>381083463
Why do all Indie Devs look the same?

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Oh look he parties with zoe quinn too
imagine my shock

>>381087273
Now I know how he got the fungus infection on his asshole.

>thinking stem faggots could manage resources efficiently
this is the mistake

>>381085062
Jesus the first message literally reads like a /v/ copypasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbdPp2VKQY

Hey look at that. Elysium Shadows allows you to create your own content on the dreamcast. I for one can't wait for the next generation of 2d games on 90s consoles.

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>>381083463
>Ouya

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$10,000

HAIR

T R A N S P L A N T

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>>381083463
Coincidence?
I think not...

>>381086887
I would agree if he didn't send an earlier update saying he would do refunds for people who no longer believe in the project. At that point you are both a liar and a fuckwit.

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They somehow managed to outdo Crazy Bus

https://youtu.be/q3JuZvrNMKk?t=1m43s

>>381085702
>Atlas Shrugged t-shirt

>>381087586
He probably needs to start an indigogo now in order to pay the refunds for his kickstarter.

>>381084512
A japanase porn dev can make something way better than this shit, and sell it for the reason of porn and nothing else.

>pay a dumb meth head looking fucker to finish some shit RPGM game
>be surprised when he acts like a douchebag and shoots the project to shit
Why is the current generation of youth so god damn mind-blowingly retarded?

I hate this new criticism = abuse trend that's been gaining momentum.

>>381087796
It's what happens when you coddle kids all the way to adulthood.

>>381087586
Yeah, exactly. He made that post thinking his rant about confidence issues would appeal to the emotions of the guy asking for a refund and make him stop wanting a refund -- because he never planned on paying anyway. Didn't work, and since he never planned on paying in the first place, so he got a huge PR backlash.

>>381083852

They wouldn't last a week at a real job. You don't perform, and your boss can't justify your paycheck.

>>381087721
Didn't notice that. Amazing. The world certainly would go to shit if a genius of his caliber was just pissing off to the safespace valley along with Zoe Qinn, Brianna Wu, and the other cunts. How can we go on without the next generation of 2d dreamcast games!!

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>>381087627
1:46

>>381087568
>father never had receding hairline
>grandfather from father's side had good hair
>grandfather from mother's side had good hair too
>no receding hairline in sight
Feels fucking fantastic.

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>>381087627

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>>381088316
>tfw dad was bald by 35
>already got widows peak at 22

>>381088875
It's wearing hats and shampoo.

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>>381088316
>my grandfather didn't go bald
>my father did go bald
>my mom was adopted so I don't know anything about her family
>no idea if I'll go bald or not
I don't get people who worry about it and spend thousands of dollars on restoration for it, best case scenario you still have short old man hair. My dad was bald as far as I can remember and he looked fine, people with bald heads don't look ugly. Is it some chad thing I don't understand?

>>381087627
Holy shit. This is not ok.

>>381089193
You can rock baldness well enough. It is receding hairline/widow's peak you should be concerned. If you do you are better off shaving your head altogether.

>>381089584
Bald is a state of mind.

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>>381087627
>>381084512
Does this remind anyone else of "Bob's Game"?

Anyone else reminder that shit show?

>>381088316
> father never had receding hairline
> grandfather from father's side had good hair
> grandfather from mother's side had good hair too
> no receding hairline in sight
Same story here. Dad in 50 is not balding, both granddads made it to 80 and not balding. Seems like i'm not going bald anytime soon too.
But i have a question: why so many men fear it like fucking death? All this shit with hair transplants, special shampoos and medications, wigs, many try to hide hairless spot with longer hair or just grow what left to ridiculous length. For what purpose? Why do they try to deny reality?
Just shave it clean, optionally grow a beard - problem fucking solved, you are not a woman. I'd just do that if it happens to me(very unlikely, but still).

>>381085161
>Almost 200 thousand US Dollarydoos for an RPGMaker-tier game
>Dev still complains that people are mean to him on the internet
Fucking Hollow Knight made 4 times less, and required a lot more work. What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

So is this piece of shit game still being "made", or did he take the money and run?

>>381089928

Some people, like me, have really weird shaped heads. I won't be bald anytime soon since my dad still has a full head of hair at 60 but who knows.

this fuck spent more time making videos than making the game. whoever gave this guy deserves to lose their money.

>>381083463
Please stop shitting up the board with this dumb fucking thread every day.

>>381089870
I checked the Wikipedia page because reading your post was the first time I've thought about bob's game in years, and what the fuck, he actually released something:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/529720/bobs_game/

When did it transform from an RPG into a puzzle game?

>>381089870
Yep, still remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43v06aFndLQ
>this fucking video

>>381084707
>>381085037

I don't blame him. Game dev is pretty tough. You can form a plan, but it won't work the way you think it'll work. You bump into all forms of unforeseen issues that are a major pain in the ass.

They are idealistic folks who hit a pragmatic cold reality.

>>381085062
I really hate the fact people just automatically assume others are unaware of stress. I was an air traffic controller and now I'm a 911 operator. My resting heart rate at my job is 20bpm higher than any other time, even when I don't have a 911 call or incident I have police, fire or ems at. I'm stressed just sitting there, waiting, for the next person to get shot, have a heart attack or be attacked all while I have 15 seconds to find out their location and dispatch somebody there way or the media makes me out to be a clown and I could get fired for it.

This is one of the few things that honestly upsets me anymore. I'll give many people this, I will likely never understand their stressful situation in full, stop assuming other people live in bliss.

Side note, isn't this guy the rapist?

>>381090274
Yeah I also thought of the game for the first time in many years and did some google search. Apparently that puzzle game is a puzzle game you find inside of Bob's Game, which is still to be a RPG.

That said, the game apparently had a successfull kickstarter.

>>381090290
Man, Bob was fucking nuts.

>>381090461
>was
Bob is legitimately mentally ill. That sort of thing doesn't just go away, and unless he's actually gotten professional help (which is unlikely given that he's still working on the damngame) we probably just aren't hearing about it as much.

>>381090461
>>That said, the game apparently had a successfull kickstarter.

A firm signifier of quick and efficient development if I've ever seen one.

>>381090428
I don't disagree but like I said he can't handle responsibilities. This kind of people take huge engagements in order to get the money and then are unable to deliver while refusing to be held accountable for the failure.
Pillar of Eternity is a good exemple with his 13 levels dungeon. It turned out to be a huge bummer because the dev weren't able to really deliver but refused to admit it until after the release of the game.
Kind of the same thing happened (without kickstarter though) with Angry Joe on Youtube. He went on a rant about his fans because he couldn't follow the rythm...he had himself fixed.

>>381085062
Why's this faggot look like Manveer's retarded half Peruvian cousin? It's like this archetype of mongoloid is prone outbursts and not being able to cope with the real world. I wish the world would just naturally go scorched earth on all of these devs. Indie, AAA, even some of the nip ones. Fucking wipe the slate clean and start fresh. Shit, take the youtube "content creators" while you're at it. Just burn it all down, so maybe something less autistic will rise from the ashes.

>>381088316
>father never had receding hairline
>grandfather from father's side had good hair
>grandfather from mother's side had good hair too
>I'm already half-bald

Every other male in my family go lucky, yet I'm getting fucked over.

>>381083463
>all that hair
He's a roach isn't he?

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i want to make my own game but i'm worried i'd crack under pressure and have a long, drawn-out public breakdown like he did

>>381089928
>But i have a question: why so many men fear it like fucking death?
Because 80% of the time it is genetics. If you are unlucky to inherit it from your father or mother (and mothers can carry recessive genes in their X chromossomes which do not manifest in them whatsoever - though the entire mapped genome tied to baldness is not strictly limited to it. But if a woman has receding hairline her male children have a VERY high chance of having hair loss). Also, there is still a lot to be understood from genetic hair loss which causes it to become the boogieman for males worldwide, and it is seen as an ugly trait for dating.
Why receding hairline and not size? You can work on weight loss. Height you can reach your max in your early teenage years and unless you are unlucky to be extremely short you are still going to be taller than women. But hair loss is something to be dreaded in the horizon. You can see signs of it appearing in your parents and grandparents, but you can't be sure. It can take even longer. And there is a business to be had in expensive treatments for hair transplant. You can't do the same for size treatments.
If you do have hair loss, either keep it short or shave it entirely. That is my plan. Letting the rest of your hair grow big rarely works.
>>381090982
Do you have siblings anon? What about them? You may have gotten incredibly unlucky with your mother.

>>381090257
Go back to making your shitty indie game you cunt.

>>381089193
It's more like a beta loser thing. People with decent lives and decent physical features don't bother too much about it.

>>381091194
>pressure
>when being paid for work that's yet to be complete

Could always try getting a real job first, where the product comes before the pay, experience some of that pressure, then work on your game.

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>all these people patting themselves on the back for having full heads of hair

Pfffft. Embarrassing. I miss my hair so fucking much

>>381083463
sounds like a mad babby who should've gone for a Toady development cycle instead.

>>381091194
I try and spend 30 minutes a day making a basic space shooter in a similar realm to parodius.

Really though, the only time you should even bother making a kick-starter is if you have released other minor projects to the public which got decent reception. This at least proves you can complete a game.

>>381091201
>Do you have siblings anon? What about them? You may have gotten incredibly unlucky with your mother.

Only a sister, and she's obsiously unaffected by male pattern baldness. I just got unlucky, like with most things in life. Shit sucks.

>>381086393
>get funded $185k
>complains about not being able to pay his mortgage if he refunds one guy

Anyone who gives money on kickstarter is a complete fucking idiot, and every dev on that site is a scam artist piece of shit.

>>381083463
kickstarter both enables scams and delusions people who have no idea about actual development cycles
he got caught in the crossfire. I could've felt bad for him if only he didn't kneejerk towards the very same people who gave him money. He lost all credibility then

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>>381092604
maybe he should've went NVIDIA and gotten caught in the SLI instead

>>381090428
Welcome to every plan ever made, he was funded $185,000 to develop the game and deal with any issue that may come along. He shouldn't have began the project if he wasn't prepared to finish it.

>>381085062
This "man" deserves death

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>>381087627
Jesus Christ this is undertale-tier.

>>381087627
That's the sound of madness

>>381087568
To anyone going bald in here, just fucking shave already, hair transplant is the fucking worst. If you REALLY want hair, get a wig or a toupee, but hair transplant ? fucking never ever.

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>>381083806
gotcha senpai

>>381083463
>Stressed over being funded by people

Kickstarter is cancer

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>>381083806

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>>381088316
>>381088875
>>381089193
>All the guys from my mom's family were strong and hairy, passionate hardworkers
>All the guys from my dad's family were strong and hairy, passionate hardworkers

>I am a scrawny, hairy little pussy who likes art
I may never go bald but I will never live happy about myself to enjoy it. no matter how I try to be a good kid, no matter how hard I work on anything, I'll be the embodiment of useless, uncrafty millenial fuckwads with nogainz
I have as much courage to get into manual labor as I have to commit an hero: none.

>>381083463
Yeah, don't borrow money from people you don't know.

>>381094828
What is it about the videogame industry that attracts the most toxic, shithead, self-deluded content creators?

>>381094828
what game?

>>381083463
he's a scammer. Retarded cucks fell for his lies.

>get paid to do job
>don't do job and tell employer to fuck off
wtf why did I get fired

>>381096000
Nekro
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/343838885/nekro
https://steamcommunity.com/app/246400/discussions/1/154644349175646483/

>>381095690
There's self-righteous entitled creators for pretty much all forms of media. Games, movies, music, books... you name it. Games aren't special in that regard, you just don't pay attention to the other stuff.

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>>381095690
>the videogame industry that attracts the most toxic, shithead, self-deluded content creators

Nope, it's not the videogame industry attracting these retards. These retards use their false promises to garner attention and money, knowing full well they will never be able to deliver on what was being promised. Kickstarter is the perfect tool for these types of people; look at all of the kickstarters that never delivered after getting money, or flat out shipped a different version of what was promised. People need to be more fucking smart with what kickstarters they buy into, and it's a real shame that time and time again, people over hype and over estimate what one slimy dude can promise.

People need to stop enabling these scheming types, and be fully critical of a project BEFORE giving it money. If the developer has never released anything of value, or popped up out of no where; chances are he will not be making the next big thing.

>>381090460
>15 seconds to find their location
What tools do you have to do that, out of interest? Is it relatively easy, or a massive and highly intense pain in the ass?

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>>381095690
>content creators

>>381096674
Nice advice
https://steamcommunity.com/app/246400/discussions/1/135512133545776978/

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>>381083463
Do you need to make this thread every day?

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>>381083463
People crack. Shit happens.

>you'll never be such a hated person mere inclusion in a project sinks the Kickstarter

>>381085062
This guy sounds like he's having a breakdown.

>>381097618
Who is this? How/Why did she sink a project and which project was this?

I don't know shit about kickstarter projects because I pay them no attention due to the fact that nothing good even non-gaming related stuff has ever come out of kickstarter

>>381089870

Oh lord, let me tell you...

I remember looking up Bobs Game on /rs/ back in 2009. Found an .nds file, and since I had a CycloDS at the time, I decided to give it a spin...

Turns out it was one off those baby raising games, just with the file name changed. 10/10 trolled.

>>381083463
oh wait, I can't just say I'm a game dev with zero experience actually making anything.

Shit.

>>381083463
>I asked people for money and they gave it to me this is too stressful

>>381083512
It's stressful having to constantly explain and lie about why you've not done something you're supposed to.

It's actually less stressful doing what you're supposed to be doing and getting the game done. Because when the game is done then there's no expectation, no commitments. Actively lying and avoiding doing what you've said you would keeps the expectations on you, keeps the responsibility on you.
He has no right at all to complain about stress. He's put himself in the situation.

He was the one who begged for money to make a game
He is the one avoiding making the game
He is the one that used the kickstarter money for whores and parties.
He is the one that keeps everyone asking him why he's not working on it

Funnily enough;
He is the only one that can make it stop.

He's been on talks with schools, devs and even conventions. Shit you shouldn't be doing until AFTER you've actually made your game.

>>381086393
Saw this coming a mile away. Elysium Shadows from the outset looked like shit that would never get finished, and I was genuinely surprised when Watermelon partnered with them.

>>381098913
>He's been on talks with schools, devs and even conventions.

this motherfucker shouldn't be around children with an attitude like that

>>381083463
what happened in the past year with this guy?

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>>381098975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euzRKKn_iqk

Nope.
He shouldn't be in charge of anything.

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>>381085062
>Has girlfriend
>Had a decent job
>Lmao I'm a pixel shit game maker now!

Literally why? Just do it in your spare time you fool.

>>381099029
Hair transplants, fucked zoe quinn, middle fingered backers.

Nothing game development wise.

>>381087568
10 grand on a hair transplant for THAT MANY GRAFTS? Looks like 4,000 grafts, Most likely a dodgy job. I spent 11 grand (AUD) on 2,500 grafts.
Also mine hasn't even grown in yet and it STILL looks WAY better. Pro tip for all those balding bros out there.
If you are told you need more than 3,000 grafts in order to look normal again, it's too late, shave your head, accept your fate.

>>381099227
i already knew that

>>381099294
Well 11k AUD is about 1k US so the math works out.

>>381099143
>Engineering job
Considering his game development portfolio I've gotta assume he was a bridge salesman

Do the backers even care? Couldn't they band together and file a civil lawsuit against him for not delivering and misusing the funds?
I find it hard that they still support and love him after this

>>381099294
Are the grafts made from asshair or how does it work?

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>>381087568
>referring to himself as "our"

>>381085062
To all of the people wo screwed me over on this video and left me hanging; FUCK YOU. To all of the backers who agreed to help and shoved me aside as if I didn't even matter; FUCK YOU. To all of the worthless people involved with this game in general who made me feel like I didn't even matter; FUCK YOU. To everyone who agreed to help in general and made me feel like I didn't even matter; FUCK YOU.

This was going to be something amazing. This was going to be something awesome. This was going to be something unique. In the end what do I have? Hardly ANYTHING thanks to you good for nothing faggots. All of you "gamers" can fucking drop dead. This was meant to be something spectacular and all you did was crush my dreams for it. The Backers just pushing me aside for "more important work" when you were able to pay me by my reasonable fucking rates. Just fucking die. I'm gonna be fucking dead by the time you see this video. Congratulations...You fucking blew it. I hope you forever rethink what gets sent to you from now on. I hope you forever have the weight of this world crushing your spine into the fucking pavement.

So after spending January - the first week of June on this I just fucking gave up on it. What's the point? What's the fucking point?? I literally KILLED myself over this fucking thing with no thanks to any of you. You're all worthless fucking cunts. Thanks for nothing. Seriously..thanks for fucking false hope. Thanks for absolutely NOTHING, you good for nothing faggots. I'm gonna haunt your fucking dreams. I'm gonna hover over your worthless pathetic bodies while you fucking sleep. And when you fucking take your last breaths, I'm gonna be in your pupils LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF. I thought there were still good people in this world willing to lend a hand when I needed it most; turns out I was fucking wrong. FUCKING DIE.

I've been stepped on my whole life; not anymore....I've had enough of this putrid planet and I'm gonna leave my mark.

>>381099648
taken from the back of your head, they are way thicker than the cranial hair, and unless you have some fucked up problems, you shouldn't lose any hair from the back of your head.

Like the back of my head looks completely normal now, literally no visual difference.

but it takes about 4-6 months till the grafted area looks normal

the guy in the pick looks like he had arse hair used tho lol

>>381099581
kek

So when will the game be released?

>>381085062
>living life on hard mode
>waaah waaah my dad doesn't think I'm hot shit and my friend got tired of dealing with my narcissistic ass
honestly I won't be upset if he does shoot himself

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>with that money I could probably hire a programmer for my game
>would actually finish it
>it was given to this guy instead

Is this guy a king bullshitter or does he actually know something about this field? I just found out about him from this thread and found this video where he's throwing out calculus and computer science terms and then I see he's making nothing but an rpgmaker game that's apparently taking ages to produce? It seems like he just googled a bunch of random impressive sounding words and started listing them off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4hV9x-EtY

>>381100541
Building the next generation of 2d rpgs does take time though.

>>381087627
Almost as good as the director's cut of RE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

Daily reminder that he won 150K from an Ouya contest, and even Razer told him they will keep the promise to give him that money, but Falco won't get a dime until he releases a playable demo.

>>381100541
okay for those of you who don't know on the computer engineering student and being an engineering students I've often find myself in the engineering building or the computer science buildings whether it be studying doing homework or the rare occasion i actually socialized I'm around programmers coders nerds in general and we might be talking about something and you know it just comes up my friends and I are working on a game and then it's always like oh really you got into working on an engine for like a video game well i'm in the computer science and I like the program maybe I can come over sometime and you could tell me the engine I'd like to see if you use a proper programming practice than I'd like to analyze your object oriented designs and then I make the same mistake every single time it's like I know how this is gonna end it's not gonna be pretty but every time I'm like oh sure you can come over you know we can we get a cup of coffee a cup of tea we can talk about the finer parts of programming like two nerds you know we'll have a good time you know it'll be fun and then he comes over oh wow so this is your guys engine I can see right here the infinite loop oh okay you're updating right here you draw stuff here where's your classes up oh okay I see you have it split it into header files okay oh oh you're inheriting here all that's pretty cool oh oh is that a singleton tighten up my professor he says that singletons that they're not a very good idea because it see it destroys the purpose of a object-oriented programming you know what I'm saying it because you're able to access members when you're supposed to be passing them to functions you know holy crap it's also for dreamcast

>>381098292
They mentioned she was involved and all the backers legged it.

>>381100283
>honestly I won't be upset if he does shoot himself

Nobody here would really be upset if you shot yourself either m8. your judgement means nothing even if that guy is a fucking faggot.

>>381101187
how did you guess how did you do that like how much ram does dreamcast have how much video rent wow how did you optimize it to run on the dreamcast and so you know I'm not a complete asshole like I don't have that many friends so I try and be nice to the guy for like maybe 30 seconds so I'm going through answering all those questions like yeah i'm updating here here's where i'm rendering the scene yeah it's also for dreamcast it's got 16 megs of ram 8 v ram we only get to use four and a half cuz you know frame buffers crap like that but then after 30 seconds you know you just you just get tired of it like okay look man that that class that singleton is debug and I don't give a damn what your professor has to say about that but he just keeps going on and on oh it's did a friend class Wow okay I see what you're doing there but you know you should really use friend classes bearing lee my professor says i only have a few of them well it's actually kind of like real life i don't have many friends either so i guess there's a correspondence between the amount of friends i have the amount of friend classes I can use I don't know people don't really seem to like me it's kind of weird oh okay so i'm looking at the rest of your engine and oh wow is that some sort of embedded Lou interpreting system so you've invented the Lua scripting language in your engine wow I'm really impressed all right I get the idea you know I was wondered why they called it Louie kinda reminds me of like a Harry Potter book or something like harry potter and the prisoner of Lula or harry potter and the Lewis stone like I don't know my mom doesn't let me read Harry Potter she says the Witchcraft and Wizardry are bad for kids

>>381083463
He blew the money on hairplugs, his friend's wedding, and a new car or some shit. Boo fucking hoo, he took the money and ran. Serves everyone right for trusting a fucking nobody who comes along and asks for a bunch of money. Morons, everyone involved

>>381101368
I just don't get it ok well actually now that I think about it there's a bunch of things my mom won't let me do like she won't let me have a girlfriend so one time I had to download porn off the internet because I really wanted to know what a vagina looked like and so I was looking at it in my mom she came in the room and she's like what what the hell are you doing I was like mom I don't know and she made me format my hard drive ok so after all that you're sitting there thinking to yourself oh my god I'm such a dumbass why did I ever I this guy over so now you're thinking how do I get rid of this guy you're like maybe I could kill him no way the cops are getting too smart maybe I could drug him what am I gonna do with the body you have to get rid of him trust me I know how to do it you tell him Hey look you want to see some of the engine ok so here you can see we're updating npcs here we're updating lua we're updating the item system it's physics here you can see that we are calculating the area under a curve using Riemann sums what what did you just say Riemann sums what watch yeah man you know just like a bit of calculus to uh calculate the collision detection oh oh oh you know what I really don't know about all this countless I I you know um oh wow it looks like my girlfriend's calling I mean like my fake girlfriend cuz I don't actually have a girlfriend

>>381101458
but yeah I don't think I can handle this calculus you know i don't think i could do this we use tangent planes and linear approximations for uh for updating the physics system and uh to check to see if things collide you know we use a double integrals over rectangles i mean you know game developers we use calculus all the time you know calculus is your friend yeah so you know I'm just I'm just gonna head out like oh I'm calculus I'm out of here now let me assure you our little nerd friend will never want to come over and look at your game engine ever again hey so I'm just kind of looking through your engine right now and I stumbled upon is that that's a friend class isn't it oh you know my professor says hot damn you look like a fag you sound like I'm not a fag why does everybody think I'm gay I'm not gay imma kick your ass fun

>>381098292
She was the writer that bogged a couple of Mass Effect and Dragon Age games. No talent, fat lady who screamed GAMERGATE every time someone criticized her. Turns out even tumblr and reddit caught on to her bullshit because she tried to kickstart a game and it failed and now everywhere she goes she brings a touch of death that no one wants on their projects

>>381083463
This just prove how retarded people are and deserved to be scammed.

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>>381083463
His game genuinely looks like trash, how did it get more funds that Barkley 2?

I'm so glad I didn't pre-order Barkley 2 holy shit the devs are taking their sweet time but it'll be worth it

>>381098292
she is from before kickstarter faggot

>>381101658
I though Hamburger Helper fucked off from the industry long before Gamergate even happened.

>>381101991
That's also possible. It's been so long, I honestly don't recall

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this game looked like fucking shit from the very start and i'm still unable to comprehend how this earned even a single dime, let alone as much as it did
how the hell did that happen? can retardation spread through internet?

>>381092354
If they weren't idiots they wouldn't need kickstarter.

>>381101907
>but it'll be worth it
behold! the reason scammers get away with so much... I like to call it "The Sunk Cost Fallacy" (my term, patent pending)

>>381102115
It doesn't spread but it's easier to find.

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>Try and get backers for a project in 1995
>Pitch to investors
>Investors explain why RPG for a 20 year dead system will fail
>Lemme tall ya, these guys ain't dumb
>go get a job installing microwave ovens
>Move some refridgerators and color TVs

>Pitch a game in 2017
>skip major investors all together
>Put game on kickstarter
>Zero experince making games, 3 man team, ambitions of daggerfall proportions
>Retards throw their money at you blindly
>Fail to make kickstarter goal
>That ain't workin
>open a paetron and get money for nothin and the chicks for free

>>381085062
>he's 25
lmao he looks like 40

I regularly see better projects on agdg than his 200k failure

If this shit is worth 200k, I should get 10000 for my typical minigame

>>381102182
I didn't send a single dollar their way, no skin off my back.

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>>381083463
>Was he right all along?
No, he was LEFT!

>>381102182
Just call it gambler's dilemma.

>>381102328
>no skin off my back.
behold! the reason backskinners get away with so much valuable backskin - we don't spend enough time checking our backs!

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>>381085062
>I grew up humiliating you assholes every morning with my breakfast cereal

>>381086887
They have a moral obligation to do so since the dev himself claimed he'd give out refunds.

ah man why would you ever take to social media to shittalk people who trusted you with their money
does he think he'll ever be taken seriously after that?

>>381099139
He graduated from Bob Jones. Fucking lol.

It's a school for crazy people/kids of crazy people. You have to be supervised on dates, can't make physical contact. You can't listen to anything other than classical music and approved gospel bullshit.

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>>381102617
It's okay. Anyone who complains is just being entitled :^)

>>381102768
Sounds like a great school, keeping our Christian values intact.

>>381102919
>keeping christian values intact
>stealing donations

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>tfw the indie game you are developing is niche enough to never have a successful kickstarter and/or patreon account so people will never give me money so I will never have that problem

The only thing that concerns me is the lack of popularity. I can build off my own funds but building up a reputation is far more complicated if you are making a fucking Ultima Underworld clone

And it feels kinda weird to see legitimately shit artists like Trap Quest making 10k on patreon, but that's about it.

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https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/vyVRbyVCUjOTu2E5bgwjZg/

Stop

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>>381103096
Sounds christian all right
Remember where christianity originated from

>>381103402
Christianity is just the prequel to the TRUE RELIGION

>>381083463
what an enormous faggot.

THIS ARTICLE IS 2 FUCKING YEARS OLD GODDAMN

>>381102198
I WANT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I WANT MY
IN DIE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

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>>381103310
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/Elysian%20Shadows/page/1/

Stop

>>381103685
the threads will never end

>>381100541
He probably just learnt a few buzzwords and people thought he knew what he was on about and threw money at him, happens all the time just look at the way people react when you say the 'cloud' millions have been made on that one word because people are too damm stupid to question what it actually means. But that's the way the world works now chat shit get paid then run when you fuck it all up.

>>381083463
one things for sure, his name is mid in the industry now.

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>>381102198
>ambitions of daggerfall proportions

Joke's on you.
Daggerfall ain't that big with modern engines.

In fact there's a guy who's been making daggerfall in unity for a couple years on and off now.

Lots of the content is actually procedurally generated in DF. It would probably be just as much work to remake Ultima 5 or any other handmade cRPG.

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>>381085062
I want to walk up to him IRL and call his project a piece of shit. I really want to see if he can avoid me kneeing his skull into another universe.

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>>381083463
OP, I have a formal request for you.

Stop making threads about this. It's okay, you got scammed. Get. The. Fuck. Over. It. I've seen you making the same threads over and fucking over again for the past 2 years.
>>381103762
this is just sad

>>381104038
Nice fantasy, gayfag

How fucking dare any of you pretend the retards pissing away their money on this trash aren't the problem.

It still shocks me how people so astronomically retarded manage to even come up with money to waste on this nonsense.

>>381083463
>Ouya

Jesus this really was a while ago.

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>>381104103
Nice response, Falco. Your project is a flaming hot piece of shit. Your father regrets having you and your mother looks at you with disgust. You didn't give up your engineering career to "pursue a dream" you did it because nobody in your line of work could stand being around you. You ended up spending a large chunck of your life building a career that will never come to fruition and the only way you can cope is by living a lie for the rest of your life. You're wife probably already banged your neighbors and brother. Kill yourself.

They have spent like 10+ years writing their own engine/editors from scratch, it can even run on the Dreamcast because they made it so.

All that time and effort and the game looks like shit, I feel bad for them.

>>381104720
fucking die

>>381085062
He needs to fuck off.

>>381104953
op its obvious when its you posting when it doesnt bump the thread

>>381084512
RPGmaker never looked this bad actually.

>>381086225
lol "ass to mouth" my autistic friend

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>>381084512
How did this game rake in as much has it did?
Who exactly asked for this?

This looks like Secret of Evermore for the poor.

>>381105214
But I'm not OP?

>>381103848
>In fact there's a guy who's been making daggerfall in unity for a couple years on and off now.
did he finish it?
No? Shut up.

>>381105864
Never underestimate viral marketing. There are better games out there but nobody knows about them.

>>381106214
Yeah but it's one guy who does that stuff for shits and giggles taking breaks of like months sometimes.
If he actually did it professionally I see no reason why he couldn't finish it within a year. The only real problem are original art assets.
That's where it gets tricky, but lots of procedurally generated games find a way around that as well (jsut like daggerfall did)

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>>381087627

>>381083463
So I'm guessing kickstarter still doesn't have any kind of customer-protection from frauds like this one?

>>381107314
I don't get it

>>381107314
Play any SNES RPG and you will find impossible stuff like that everywhere.

>>381090460
>I was an air traffic controller and now I'm a 911 operator.
I assume the money is good, but is it worth it?

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>mum is Amerindian
>all of her family has a full, strong, head of hair
>long and straight, that Mongolian quality you can't buy
>she decides to marry a Polish cuck
>I am born of that union
>dad has a receding headline
>of course, me too
>I also have body and facial hair because of my dad, but because of the thin skin of my mum it itches a lot
>my dad was working on Canada when I started having facial hair so he couldn't teach me to shave and all the other men of my family don't have facial hair so they don't know how to shave
>I unironically have hair everywhere but I lose it in my head

Racemixing was a mistake, the only reason why I lift is because I refuse to be bald AND fat.

>>381089928
If I went bald I'd look like a fuckin cancer patient because I can't grow facial hair

>>381086393

good. its his retarded fault for giving him money. i honestly blame the retards who fund this shit more than the devs

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>>381097618
>>381098292
>Who is this? How/Why did she sink a project and which project was this?
>>381101658
>>381101991

>>381085062
whiny and cringey enough to post on /v/ desu

Focus more on making something that has value than making something for adulation.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/9KGMLJALrKgX92fBKjmT_w/

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/UeCWh7IvwlDb32aPWBN6XQ/

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>>381085062
>complains about keyboard warriors
>goes full keyboard warrior

What a hypocritical jackass. If I ever find this douche irl, he's getting my fist to his face.

>>381089928
Dad has full hairline at 62, no baldies from mother's side.
Still, I had receeding hairline in highschool due to stress. It's weird but some months my hair looks pretty full and awesome, other months, where I have trouble sleeping (I normally sleep about 4 hours a day, so imagine what I mean "having trouble sleeping") it seems to me my hairline is receeding.
Still, of most of the friends I know, I'm the only guy who doesn't seem to be balding for natural causes at his mid 20's

>>381108763
>>381104038

>>381083463
You can already tell if somebody is using kikestarter over a business loan they have no idea what they are doing

>>381107964
>My dad couldn't teach me how to shave
? Why would you need someone to show you how to? Just pich up a razor and shave that shit.

>>381089928

As someone who went bald at 25, let me just say it sucks. Its embarrassing, I dont look good bald, and it's a bitch having to shave my head every week. Yes, its a big deal and I have myself even more now because of it.

>>381083463
No.

>>381108947
Oh they know exactly what they are doing. Kikestarter bears 0 risk for the taking party; you don't have to deliver anything and still get to keep the money.
A business loan must be paid back with interest one way or another.

>>381095690
Wanna be artists with no actual talent aside from being code monkey nerds. Their ego is probably through the roof and think that everyone is a fucking idiot except them.
I fucking hate the fact that videogames became a "serious medium", because it attracted these kinds of people.

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>>381104085
It's good that people hear about this scams so they can be more cautious.
The less money this assholes get from kick starters, the better it is for the community.
I've never give a cent to this kind of dubious projects thanks to stories like this.

>>381100541
I don't hear anything that is explicitly wrong, he just seems intensely resentful of people who actually know what they are doing w.r.t. computer science. The calculus he is describing is real and potentially useful but I don't think it has any application to turn-based RPGs; it's also extremely simple to implement.

>>381083463
>ouya
Thank god everyone forgot about that

>>381107495
The roof is 280px high
The stairs only go up 210px high yet show you at roof level.

>>381084934
His walls are literally made of whiteboard

Clean your eyes out

>>381085062
Hahahahahaha he is /myguy/

The guy doesn't seem too bright but I can understand being stressed about a Kickstarter project. You have to be under the spotlight all the time, people have very high expectations and the chances are you've undertaken a project too big for you. Sure you get paid beforehand but it's difficult to enjoy it if you feel like you haven't really earned it. Tbh I'd rather be just a normal wageslave programmer in a normal game company if I had to be involved in game development at all. Responsibility sucks. Being succesful with kickstarter either requires being really, really good at what you're doing or having that no-fucks-given scammer mentality which at least I don't have.

>>381105595
Pretty sure you meant A2M, the creators of Dead by Daylight.

>>381100909
>the ass band will now play a song of farts

>>381099940
Do you have a bald scar at the back of your head?

>>381095690
>content creator
>toxic
Go back.

>>381083463
For the amount of dosh he got he could have hired several people to do it for him.

>>381089928
>>381089928
>But i have a question: why so many men fear it like fucking death? All this shit with hair transplants, special shampoos and medications, wigs, many try to hide hairless spot with longer hair or just grow what left to ridiculous length. For what purpose? Why do they try to deny reality?
Why wouldn't you do it if you have the money?
That's only the rationalization of poorfags, as with plastic surgery, if you go to a reputable doctor and pay what it's worth you'll get what you're looking for.

>>381083463
> 2015-10-08 19:30:00
What did OP mean byb this?

>>381088316
>tfw full head of hair that grows out in less than a month @ 25
My hair grows surprisingly quick its actually quite annoying since I don't like haircuts. Only problem is my beard genetics are shit but I'd rather be clean shaven with good hair than be bald

>>381113809
he still mad

>>381085062
Found this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbQaM-5TjqTjbkbmHhrI9mA/videos

It's pure comedy.
But also his official videos, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNHHXO8vjrs

>>381109784
The part about the singletons is completely wrong. Its not used for any of the things he said and its """problems""" aren't any that he mentioned. Maybe he's intentionally saying wrong things to make fun of the "nerd". I want to say no just because he seems like an arrogant douche.

>>381107314
On a scale of CWC to Ullillillia, how autistic must someone be to make this image?

>>381085062
Well, I've seen some internet tough guy shit but this one take the cake.
It's like the navy seal pasta, but made by someone who's actually serious.

>>381114548
well I never know about this dude until now and holy shit his channel. I mean fuck his program is a clusterfuck mess.

Part of it is consumers fault for not realizing that you can't build a game, no matter how shitty it looks, for only a few hundred thousand dollars, but it's also the dev's fault for trying to build a game for a few hundred thousand dollars in the first place.

>>381115190
I mean, anyone could tell that working on this project using Qt would be a pain in the ass after doing some fast work in a week or something.

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>>381099896
He's going to shoot up a school?

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>>381083463
He's right that it can be stressful, but he's wrong that we should pity him. Getting funded, whether you're a gamedev who uses the traditional publisher method, or self-publishes and rides the profits onto the next game, or uses Kickstarter and crowdsources, means stress.

People who can't handle the business-side stress of gamedev should be hobbyists and stop struggling like Magikarp against their lack of commercial fitness. It's better to give up early on a lost cause.

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>>381085062
>that donkey kong country story

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>>381115416
He's gonna go ghost

>>381094217
Undertale has great music though, this is fucking awful.

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>>381084512
there was a dreamcast port in the works? lmao. was it playable on the vmu?

this shit looks like suikoden if a born down syndromed retard with an acquired brain injury made it

>>381085062
Holy shit this guy is the real Marine Todd

>>381108209
>Ability to skip game play and just focus on story
I don't disagree with this, but I've yet to find a single game playable on the story alone, besides visual novels that don't have any game play or combat in the first place. The closest I could think of would be puzzle VNs like 999 or Phoenix Wright, but even then I feel skipping the puzzles would leave them unfulfilling.

Maybe you could sell a dialogue heavy game like Final Fantasy without the combat sections at a huge discount, but why would I pay full price for a game if I planned to skip 90% of it?

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>>381087627
Holy fuck, I think even I could manage to make better music than that.