Video game crabs, Why are they so awesome?

>>381077089
because snip snip

crabs are fucking gay and seafood tastes like cat piss

omega-3 is a fucking meme vitamin

>>381077130
OH FUG SNIB SNIB :DDDD

>>381077183
>>381077130
Snip snap?

>>381077089
These are some cute snibblers, post more cute crabs.

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>>381077089
Crab Nicholson's Extreme Sleep Over 2 when?

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>>381077249
>>381077212
>>381077183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA

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>>381077249
Why is it crysis still beats many games in terms of detail even when the bulk of crysis is just jungle, some random shacks and buildings along with ships and alien structures.

itt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_nKBeYib6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE9BHDZKx5Y

>>381077089
They make my dick hard

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>>381077475
fug

>>381078269
>4 arms
>no claws
EVERYTHING IS WRONG

snippies

Wtf crabe thread?

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H-He's fast!

>>381079615
top crab !

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imagine getting snapped to half

>>381077475
It acts so retarded, like it doesn't even understand what its arms do.
How did crabs survive for so long?

Crabs freak me the fuck out. Some insects too.
Imagine a crab the size of a horse, it's gonna run you over and eat you alive, and you can't do a damn thing about it because of it's shell. And even if you could, it doesn't feel any pain and will continue eating you unless you disable it somehow.
Just empty black eyes staring at you and you scream and it just keeps going. So ruthless.

>>381080553
I dunno bro, I've seen rats kill large crabs with ease

>>381080765
Rats are mean as hell and will jump on people's faces and maul them. They're disproportionately not very nice.

>>381077089
Someone post the gif of the hermit crab with an artillery piece for it's shell.

>the thread has gone this long without a weak point reference

>>381080471
>Im in a tiny plastic bowl, with no water some big pink thing is throwing crescent shaped fried potato at me i guess i should start panicking.

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>>381077089
Cortex Command has comfy crabs

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>break open skeleton ball
>crab pops out
So what's the lore here?

>>381081195
Hard to think it's been a decade or so since I made crab bombs, the most destructive of the physics defying superweapons.

>>381080471
it just wanted a chip

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Not always.

>>381077475
Fuck you, I was going to post this.

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>>381081612
you think you can out-snip me ?

>>381081195
>>381081295
Hard to think it's been in development since 2000 and still hasn't made any meaningful progress since B23.

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>>381077089
>videogame crab
>awesome
>ARTERIAL PINCH

Inordinate exsanguination is not a virtue.

>>381081810
Oh man I know. People talk shit about early access these days but Cortex Command has been doing it for so goddamn long. Real shame too since it's a really cool game at its core in so many ways.

I always wondered, is there a game where getting crabs is a good thing?

>>381081810
It's only source of replayability nowadays are mods. Not saying that is a good thing of course but it's the only reason I've replayed it if any. The physics are so ridiculous it opens for a lot of crazy shit with some of the mods you can get. I still wish we had a finished product at this point though, lazy fucks.

>>381082709
Did we ever get any meaningful singleplayer missions or did the creator never release enough source/tools to make such a thing?

>>381077249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOe5Lmyyxiw

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This guy walks up and taps your Commander on the ass with its cannons. Watchu gonna do about it faggot?

>>381077164
Omega 3 isn't a vitamin you numbnut, it's a type of fatty acid

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Crab Battle!

>>381082906
Last time I played (Years ago) it had some missions with a slight resemblance of having a storyline to them but it was nothing big. I spent most of my time creating bunkers and fighting sergals using over powered characters like 40K space marines and giant robots.

At this point you’re better off making up your own storyline and playing in random maps or premade maps because chances are this game will never be finished.

>>381083704
Kek, that sounds about like the mods I expected. Brings back memories.

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>>381083578
to be honest, I prefer the monkeylord better

>>381077375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

>>381080765
Do you have teeth that can cut thru concrete? because i dont.

>>381079615
My nigga, Shogun is my favourite monster in MH ! That crab GS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8POaO-9TY

>>381077164
>Seafood tastes like cat piss
Cite your sources