New Atari Console: Disco Fever Edition

>>381073115
>Ataritards

Stop with these threads

first for I'll do more edits, and make F R E SH shit tomorrow

Hyping for literally nothing, will you ever learn /v/?.

>>381073115
i appreciate they are really trying to push the atari meme game to the next level
but the thing is, there is no product to meme
what are they going to release? an android box?
a rom box ala nes mini?

we need the facts, to really meme the thing

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>>381073160
t. jive turkey

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>Atari making a comeback
>Not Sega

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When are we getting an Atari pic like this?

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What would realistically be the components of the Ataribox? I think it would be:
Custom AMD 4c/8t CPU
GPU power around the performance of the Radeon 7970 or R9 280
10 GB of RAM (2GB reserved for system so 8 GB)
and a standard 7200RPM 1TB hard drive

But if it isn't close to that it won't matter all that much, looking at the success of the Switch, I think a clever strategy would be to run in their own arena and make quality exclusives, rather than trying to compete with current-gen consoles and PC. People already have all that shit, so nobody is gonna buy an Ataribox just to play the same shit again. Making a 720/900p cheap as fuck console that can run CoD and fifa with no frills is something NOBODY is tackling.

thoughts?

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>>381073160
Get with the groove, my brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhnXjcvRWQQ

>>381073284
It's going to be AmazAtari Vs Nintendo: the ultimate gaming tablet battle, screencap this.

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5 predict's the flagship console's launch game

E.T Remastered

If they're using PC parts and it won't be a retro box it won't be handheld

>>381073284
Already said it will be using pc components which eliminates arm shit like android and it's not a rom box since atari already has flashback 8 coming out in september.

Either way Atari needs to fucking say what this is already. People get impatient and lose interest quickly.

>>381073339
You do know Atari is making a new console right?

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this is going to fail so hard

>>381073463
Grand Theft Auto 6

>>381073339
I'm probably in the minority, but I'm more than fine buying Sega games for my Nintendo and Sony products. Sega's the only company I make sure I always buy physical copies for.

>>381073518
I know, I meant I wish it was Sega and not Atari

>>381073364
>AMDcucks this salty

>>381073504
>People get impatient and lose interest quickly.
THIS
IMO when the information is not upfront, it is because it's underpowered

>>381073573
Me too

>>381073463
pitfall

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>>381073463
RESIDENT EVIL 4: Atari Edition.

We only have 32 years to make Atari the king of vidya again.

GET WORKING BOYS

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>>381073463
BLADE RUNNER

>>381073472
If Amazon is really involved, making a handheld would be the most reasonable choice.

>>381073573
>>381073605
>wanting to ruin the perfect swan song that was the Dreamcast

>>381073463
Blood 3

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>>381073463
Dance Dance Revolution: Nights of Miami Discos Edition

>>381073463
Atari vs. Capcom

>>381073463
GTA-style Paperboy

>>381073463
6v6 HD4K Pong.

>>381073463
Donkey Kong

>>381073463
Half-Life 4

>>381073463
Pitfall, baby.

>rumored to use ryzen 8 core CPU with the equivalence of a 580 for graphics
>more powerful than the Xbox one x
>natively runs all PC games and peripherals
>Fromsoft already has a 5 year exclusivity deal signed
>Nintendo is supposedly publishing a lot of virtual console games to the store know as the "master museum"
>free online but with a premium service that includes free games each month and 4k Netflix
>$449
This thing....is a beast...

>>381073463
ET 2

>>381073919
I didn't even know I wanted this until now.

I would kill for a new San Francisco Rush

>>381073463
Skyrim

>>381073463
Skyrim

>>381073115
I swear if /v/ memes jive shit back into popularity I'll be upset

>>381073463
Bayonetta 3

>>381073463

Megaman

>>381073463
Pokemon Groovy and Funky

>>381073463
Frogger

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>people make legoldface wojak images
lol son-yggers have no games to play lmao at yur life making these shitty edits

>atariniggers shit out tons of wojak images in just a few days
lol fucking based!!! feel le groove!

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>yfw you lived long enough to see atari make a comeback

>>381073463
Videogame Crash Simulator 1983

>>381073463
The Emoji Movie: The Game

>>381073463
Pepe vs. the Normies

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>>381074158

>>381073463
SWORD QUEST

>>381073463
Super Fidget Spinner

>>381073463
>no launch title

>>381073463
Airworld

Switch+PC+Atari Master race.

>>381073463
Saturday Night Fever: Dancing all Night

>>381073463
AIRWORLD

>>381073463
Rapelay

>>381073463
The Quest for (You)s

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>>381074073
>>381074084
I see that you gentlemen are already looking forward to it. That's the spirit!

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>>381073463
Yu-Gi-Oh!

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>>381074465

>>381073365
Maybe since it's a new console it'll be closer to a ps4 pro / xbonex, especially if they partnered with Amazon since their engine is quite resource heavy

>>381074465
M A D M A N

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>>381074121
DISCO AIN'T DEAD BABY

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>>381074465

>>381074121
Just like kek, the power of funk has lain dormant for too long... we're just burnin' rubber here.

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>bought a shitty pc when I could've had an Atari box

>year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>being a jive turkey

shiggy

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>>381073463
Gauntlet 4k

Why do you really care? Do we need another not-pc console? What can they possibly bring to the table that the others cannot?

>>381074554
Why does that work even better than the original.

>>381073115
>NOT be a retro box
Source?

>>381074752
>Why do you really care?
memes

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>there are people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't sport a mustache
Shiggydig

>>381074752
So in 3 years I can see Ataritard used unironically

So what would Ataribox-tan look like? Besides the given afro and headband.

>>381074893
Atari Cougar

>>381073115
So, a steam box, only shittier?

>>381074753
Because, fair anon, it's GROOVY!!!

>>381074840
Possessed by Mario?

>>381073115
>those Atari wojak edits
by now I'm pretty sure this is Atari's marketing campaign on 4chan

>>381075071
nice

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>yfw you see a jive turkey in 2017

https://youtu.be/-bHFXAtXzlY

So, it's confirmed that Atari is staying alive?

>>381075124
I believe it and I am also fine with it. I just want to know more about this console now.

>>381073284
we have very little information now, but it has been confirmed that it is absolutely not an android box, or a rom box.

>>381073747
>muh perfect ending
Fuck off with that gay shit.

>>381074020
you gonna get jewed on the super low supply games or paid online.

>>381075249
If that's the case, then what's the goal here? If Amazon is behind this like I've seen some people imply, do they think that they can compete with Microsoft's digital storefront in the home console market?

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Well lads, I attempted to pose as an indie developer hoping to get technical aspects of the console, but it seems they're being pretty secretive.

>>381075249
If you search ataribox on google there are still websites that claim that it's gonna be a retro console, so I doubt that it was officially confirmed that it's NOT a retro console.

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>2018
>Ataribox shows a reveal
>Hype building up
>Nobody knows what's coming
>First thing shown is a dystopian Earth
>Everyone's hype
>Two words show up
>PRIMAL RAGE
>yfw

>>381075382
Don't see why not. It's not like M$ is trying very hard anyway.

>>381075442
Isn't that how the Xbox one was shown off with killer instinct, well after the big brother shit I mean

>>381075425
>I'm a developer and want to know more about your platform

Wow, who could have possibly seen through a title like that

>expecting the french to put out a quality product

LOL

>>381075382
I'm unironically enjoying the memes and genuine enthusiasm, so I hate to shit on the funky parade. But my suspicious is that they're not trying to compete with the Xbone or PS4 or PC directly.

>>381075429
A journo who saw the finished product confirmed that it wasn't that. He admitted it might have changed a lot since then, but it's not an emulator device, and "has nothing to do with retro hardware".

He compared it to the Nvidia Shield TV, which doesn't exactly fill me with confidence

>>381075495
Oh right. Thing is though, Primal Rage was a fucking kickass game that never got a sequel. Killer Instinct has two sequels. Put two and two together and you realize what needs what.

>>381075559
if you bothered to check the ataribox website you would know that clicking the buttons for press, dev etc are just a mailto: link with that subject

>>381075559
Hey man, it's the subject that auto-filled when you linked from their website.

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i got you bros. Is it groovy enough?

>>381075572
They're not Canadians, at the very least.
E.Y.E was frogs and it was damn good.

>>381073160
Idort here shut your ass up and quit hating fun.

>>381075582
IMO Primal Rage was a great concept but goddamn did it need work. I don't think there was ever a solid counter for Vertigo's teleport spam, was there?

>>381075490
I'd argue they are trying hard since they're trying to make one unified ecosystem withWindows 10 and Xbox One.

>>381075575
Is the Amazon involvement solely memes or is there any truth behind that? If Amazon is involved, the likelihood they can compete with big names increases exponentially.

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>>381074465

>>381075425
>Their inbox gets flooded with inquiries from fake 4chan developers
>Atari team: WOWWW LOOK AT HOW MUCH INTEREST WE HAVE!

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>>381075425
Oh hey I got the same email
Well at least there's some sort of response
>weeks/months
They need to keep hype FLOWING and I hope they know that, we need some more news

>>381075596
>>381075604
Nevermind then, stay groovy cool cat

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>>381075783

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>mfw all these jive turkey shills sperging out because they ain't groovy enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>>381075575
>He compared it to the Nvidia Shield TV
I don't think that a handheld device like nvidia shield fits with the name ataribox
>>381075736
>Amazon involvement
just speculation. Amazon has been trying to get into vidya for years, they've bought twitch, they have their own games, they have their own engine, etc. They also have the money necessary to make a console

who the fuck makes these memes they are hilarious, props to the marketing team

Honestly I think it's just kinda refreshing to see Wojak having fun rather than being smug or crying.

>>381075335
Outrageously groovy

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Will this be the Donald Trump of consoles?

>millions of hipsters and shitposters buy Atariboxes ironically
>Atari rules the industry once again

The future is looking bright, my friends.

>>381076031
it's going to make it all the sadder a couple weeks/months from now when they shit out the Atari Ouya and all the memes have to be edited to have him sobbing into his sweatband

so what the fuck is this thing even going to be? Ouya 2.0?

WHAT ARE YOUR IPS YOU WANT BACK? POST EM.

>Sinistar
>Primal Rage
>Pitfall
>Berzerk
>POLE POSITION
>Tempest

>>381076067
Shut the fuck up, leave and never come back.

can someone explain this meme? is it a reference to a trailer or something?

>>381075931
>I don't think that a handheld device like nvidia shield fits with the name ataribox

I should clarify, he wasn't directly comparing the hardware, just saying they'd fit into a similar niche. Not directly competing with the Big 3, but might have a place if they can hit a good price/performance and bundle in the services people would want.

>>381076272
ataribox.com, it's in the op

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>>381076214
meh. i wish we had a new amiga instead

>>381076272
Can you not read?
Did you even read the OP before spouting half-baked nonsense?
Why don't you just fuck off.

>>381076214
God a new Tempest would be so fucking cool

And lets hope they don't go the easy route and make Pitfall an Uncharted clone.

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>>381076271
You shut the fuck up jive turkey cracka ass

>>381076348
i've seen that but why the groovy afro thing?

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>>381073115
Who could have foreseen this shit? Old competitor returns to the fray.

you jive motha fuckas realize that Atari owns the Blood IP right? What if they showed good will to the original creator and let him work on it?

>>381076465
Atari was relevant in those years.

>>381073080
Say Daddio, you mind sharing that atari folder? I got an idea for a webm and I need as many wojacks I can get

>>381076359
Goddamn, that is a fucking fantastic cover.

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>>381076271
cool down turkey. you're killing the groove.

>>381076465
How old are you? Not making fun of you, just genuinely wondering.

What would it take for you to buy this at the usual console prices?

>>381076581
Good games

>>381076359
that's the coolest thing I've ever fucking seen

>>381073463
tetris

>>381076568
31. i thought there was more to it than just the era

>>381076581
Good games, free online, amazon partnership

>>381074548
They said it had been years in the making, I think they are using hardware from 2013-2017 since that is when they got bankrupt and sold out. Dunno that's just my take, I don't think it will be as powerful as PS4 Pro / Xbone X though.

>>381073463
All those replies and no fives
It'll be RE4

>>381076760
wrong >>381074465

>>381073463
Mario

>>381074465

ITS TIME

>>381075619
perfect

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>post yfw sonnyggers, nintenbros, xbots and PCFATS will never ever EVER get Yar's Revenge (2018)

>>381076271
>muh safe space

SJW /v/ermin spottet

I genuinely want this to be an actual new console, a new competitor would be kinda rad.

>>381076916
Not him but we got a genuinely good grove going, let's not kill it with politics.

>>381075182
underrated

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

Wasn't there a Tetris movie announced a few years ago? My god it's all coming together.

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Has anybody mentioned that Atari is going to have a huge ad in the new blade runner movie?

>>381077078
That's a big ad

>>381077078
Maybe they're planning on making a blade runner game for the ataribox at launch.

>>381077113
4u

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>>381076067
Holy shit your right, Make Atari Great Again M.A.G.A

WE ATARI NOW

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>>381077078
>>381077113
>>381077125
>yfw atari is here to bring us into the cyberpunk age

>>381077248
>M.A.G.A
Wow, thanks for pointing that out, never would have gotten your spicy references otherwise.

>learning jive just to stay up to date on atari memes
I will not regret.

>>381077078
God the Atari logo is so fucking good, you can feel the groove just by looking at it.

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Restating from the previous thread

Come up with a plot/characters/new elements to come up with for reboots of old Atari games

>Berzerk
>Bioshock/System Shock/Doom like game
>Star Raiders, Space War and Asteroids
>Rouge Squadron or Star Fox
>Outlaw
>Call of Juare, Red Dead Redemption, or Wild Guns
>Haunted House
>Silent Hill/Resident Evil
>Air-Sea Battle
>Kantai Collection
>Pitfall >Uncharted/Tomb Raider
>Adventure >Elder Scrolls, Zelda, Souls

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>tfw Atari wins E3 2018

>>381077372
>missile command
>RTS

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Post yfw you get a lifetime supply of Astro pops when you pre-order.

How is this a meme? Literally Steam Machines vol. 2. Who fucking cares

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>>381077078
>>381077113
>>381077125
>>381077302
>blade runner game
>not Cyberpunk 2077

post yfw first shown title will be Cyberpunk 2077

>>381077582
Atari is more iconic than Steam

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>>381077372
>>381077482
>Slot Car Racers
>F-zero, Wipeout, Redout
>Defenders
>???

You can tell by the way I shill this box,
I'm an Atari man, no time to talk
Revive old games and wojack memes, this groovy thread is peachy-keen

And 2600 is all right, 5200 is ok
If you bring up the Jaguar we'll look the other way
Now I hope you understand
This is hypes effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
Atari's stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Step 1: remember how to make fucking grade A games
Step 2: convince Tim Follin to make music for you
Step 3: feel the groove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqyEbu8cmMg

>>381077681
Atari wasn't relevant for years now. No one will buy this new jukebox or whatever it is

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>>381077748

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>>381077586
holy fuck after all the delay

Sent an email a few days ago to the "Dev" email address:

Hey there!

Thanks a lot for contacting us!

While we are not able to share a lot of technical details on theAtariboxproject just yet, you have already guessed it is a hardware platform, and like any great hardware platform its content strategy will be critical. We’ll be releasing more product information in the coming weeks/months, and specifically as we roll out our developerstrategy you will be first to know.

Thanks again for reaching out, we’ll keep in touch!
TheAtariboxproject.

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>>381077372
repostan' my idea with some extra shit and modifications
Outlaw would star a nameless cowboy/girl wanted for a train robbery, who found some secret plan/sensitive documents/illegal shit owned by some rail baron onboard the train instead of the gold they were looking for. They have to evade the law while trying to bring the truth to light and stopping the rail baron's plans to destroy a small town so he can build his railroad on the land.
It'd play something like Metal Gear meets Oregon Trail, with an open-ish with multiple routes to take to the end of the game. Your goal would be to make it to the county sheriff, and you have to use stealth and guns to not only protect yourself, but also to get your hands on the supplies you need to stay alive.
Bullets would be pretty lethal to both enemies and the protagonist, with the player going down in about four shots on normal difficulty, but enemies would be squishy too. No ammo counter on the HUD, and you'd have gimmicky reloading for each type of weapons (i.e. manually rotating the cylinder on a revolver or flicking the stick while holding a button to cock a lever action)

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>>381077709
>F-zero, Wipeout, Redout

S.T.U.N. Runner fits way better. Look at this shit.

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>>381077586

>>381077814
I unironically like the Bee Gees

>>381073463
Chapter 11 bankruptcy

>>381073160
Atard*

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>>381077937
Holy shit I really like this idea

>>381078074
last thread gone wild with the name 'Atardis'

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>Pitfall becomes the Uncharted of the Ataribox
>E.T. will become the mascot platformer
>Blood will be their D44M game

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>>381078164
I realized I really liked the idea of gimmicky reloads halfway through writing it.
I was also thinking, instead of classic hipfire, instead, if you wanted to shoot outside of aimed shots, you'd hold a button and flick the camera control stick in the direction you wanted to fire.

>>381078182

really rolls off the tongue

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>>381078296
Ooh, and with mounted gatling guns you'd aim normally and fire by rotating the movement stick, which would also let you control the rate of fire by circling faster or slower.

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HOLD UP LADS

DOESN'T ATARI OWN THE BLOOD IP AND THE RIGHTS TO THE GAMES? DOES THIS MEAN BLOOD MIGHT SEE A COMEBACK WITH THE ATARIBOX?

>>381078296
MGS and gimmicky reloadin you say?

>There is hope of a new Berzerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxCTd0Y9wYo

My god, the future is bright and funky

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Reposting, because it was such a cool piece of OC.

Things like these threads are what dreams are made from.

>>381078074
>>381078182

You newfags have it wrong. It was Ataritards from the first threads a few days ago. Stop pushing shit names.

>>381077551
FUCKING LEAF

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>>381078609
It'd be like you were playing as Revolver Ocelot, ideally.
Maybe without the ricochets being quite as crazy outside of a bonus mode you get for beating the game on hard, though.

I also genuinely had no idea how many pictures of wild west anime girls I had saved.

>>381078691
>stop pushing shit names
>ataritards

oh come on now.

>>381078750
it perfectly combines atari and the word retards in a single word. Atardi is fucking dumb.

>>381073115
Why?

>>381078789
calm down, Atardis. you are killng the groove now

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari#Infogrames.2FAtari_SA_.282001-present.29
>a new corporate strategy
>"new audiences"
>LGBT
>social casinos
>real-money gambling
>YouTube

>>381078750
>MUH ATARDI

jesus fucking christ stop shilling this shit. Literally the same person every thread.

>>381078662
How would they even do a new Berzerk though?

this is the lamest meme ever
give us some specs
or some cringy announcements, fuck

>>381078664
>no, NOT THE GROOVE NO AAAAH

>>381073115
Fuck off with your shitty console.

What's the average age in these threads? If there are any actual factual Atari fans here they must be 35+

>>381073115
reminds me of ouya crap

how's that steam's console-like pc. never heard of it recently

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Are you guy's actually hyped for this or just the ridiculousness of the situation?

>>381079012
wojak please.

>>381079051
Both.

Anyone else hope that Ataribox is only a name in progress?

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>>381078853
DELET THIS

>>381077937
>clicking the stick to cock single action revolvers between shots
it sounds oddly satisfying

>>381079029
>tfw got into atari because of homestar

>>381079051
Bit of both.

I just want to see old Atari IPs get a modern spin and to get fucking Air World of course.

Requesting some groovy music

>>381079051
Ridiculousness, the mother of any good memefest.

>>381077380
This atari wojak design is fucking 10/10. I'm so fucking glad you guys got creative and didn't just put a random hat on him with the atari logo.
SUPER FUNK DADDY-O

>>381079029
>unless your 400 years old you cant appreciate Shakespeare

think before you type jive turkey. lurkemore and youll be a mac daddy before you know it.

>>381076390
>God a new Tempest would be so fucking cool
GOOD THING THAT FUCKING EXISTS, YOU KIKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Y85LNLTf8

>>381079051
First it was ridiculousness, then it gradually became both

>>381078182
>>381078750

not him but Ataritards is better for this reason alone >>381078789

Plus "Tardi" isn't even a word. Sony has niggers,Nintendo has drones, Xbox has bots and atari has retards.

>>381079051
Both I've fallen into the same predicament as >>381063516

>>381079139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

>>381075582
It got a sequel. For the arcades. Just one cabinet was released. Google it.

>>381079204
Yep.

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>>381079079
>mfw ATARI JAGUAR DX

>>381079204
>Sony has niggers

you can't even use Sony*gers anymore.

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>>381079139
Let's start you off with some classics, baby.

https://youtu.be/5P-TXxoWTSE

>>381073115
ATARI wasn't even that good and I'm saying that as someone that as a kid had a 2600

>>381073115
They'll be perfect to replace Microsoft when they pull out in a couple of years.

This truly is the best timeline.

>>381079139
Comin' right up daddy-o! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXsxvdF481I

>>381079239
i have never watched this gem
thank you, mate

>>381079051
Source of the pic?

So will this turn out to actually be good or another OUYA?

>>381079391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

enjoy anon

>Best designed wojak and well thought out
>Will have a great wood panel design on the console itself
>Will have the oldest fan base age-wise

Truly we are the grooviest.

>>381079139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>>381079362
That guitar is the funkiest thing i've ever heard.

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>>381077937
>fanning stick downwards to fan the hammer

>>381079493
>>381079362
>>381079316
>>381079239
Thanks

>>381079440
>>381079239
you groove bastard
you are killing me with the aesthetics

Post yfw The Cheetahmenbecomes the official mascots.

SiD was better

>>381074270
Dont count ur chickies bud

>best wojak
>saying words like groovy, daddy-O, jive turkey, etc.
>genuinely happy and discuss this new console
So far you Atari fans have the best fanbase.

>2 days later
>kotaku and polygon
>"the wacky guys at 4chan.org are already memeing the atari system to stardom
>LULZ YOLO
it is sad, because the Atari legacy is pretty much questionable
as i said before, you can't meme without material
this thread is memeing on the late 70s, not on atari

>>381079556
>ataribox revealed
>bee gees music playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ihs-vT9T3Q

>>381079035
Pretty much dead. Valve half-assed it's push but I at least give it credit for creating interest in Linux gaming. Ever since the Steamboxes happened, Linux started getting more releases.

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>>381079427
It's not from any anime if that's what you were hoping for
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3612

>>381079750
Fuck, I liked that design.

>>381079663
>A thread is funny and we're all enjoying it in hopes for a good new console
Anon please, let us have this despite it being more based on 70s culture, plenty of other political threads on /v you can post in. This one is strictly 70s.

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>>381073160
Quit jiving me turkey.

>>381079750
Awesome

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>>381079831
i am enjoying the 70s vibe as any other here
all I need is more info
i will commit sudoku if they announce a fucking android box, lad
confirming x86 hw doesn't mean it is not going to be some shit intel NUC, or atom trash

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Bring combat back with easy to learn hard to master tank/pilot controls. No perks, no killstreaks, no microtransactions,no loadouts no bullshit.Fully destructible structures/vehicles

>>381079982
> No perks, no killstreaks, no microtransactions,no loadouts no bullshit

not gonna lie, this will sell me the ataribox if price if right.

Good lord this will fail so fucking hard I cant even shitpost about it

Guys... Elvis Presley died...

>>381080268
>implying that was actually Elvis
I bet you think JFK and Tupac are dead, too.

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ok can someone redpill me on the ataribox?
i want to know what do i have to be hyped about in terms of
>games
>price
>technology
*grabs popcorn*

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>>381073115
>E3 2018
>atari has their conference last
>Announce a three way partnership with Sega and Capcom
>Show off Megaman, DMC, Dragon's Dogma 2 as some of their launch titles.

>>381080208
>>381080268
Look at these Jive turkeys, trying to ruin our grove and funk.

>PC technology

XCrap and Fagstation confirmed for ded

Space invaders with starfox 64 gameplay without the retarded furry shit.

Pitfall with fun physics, tough puzzles, full fledged cave system exploration to btfo uncharted and tomb raider

RealSports Football with arcade gameplay similar to nfl blitz, playermade custom teams and powerups randomly spread throughout the field every play.

>>381080414
you realize how generic these games would be?

>>381080328
Atari as big Atari died long ago
This atari is as big aa the faggots that did the ouya

This is likely gonna be a machine to run the old ass atari games instead of modern games

Only delusional faggots think the barrier of entry for the console market is low enough that a company outside ftse 100 could get in

>>381080505
>It's generic because it's not cinematic shit

most early arcade games were "generic" and had fun gameplay.

>>381080508
thank god someone thinks straight here

>>381080508
>>381080557

>This is likely gonna be a machine to run the old ass atari games instead of modern games
>Only delusional faggots think the barrier of entry for the console market is low enough that a company outside ftse 100 could get in

HURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR IM A FUCKING RETARD THAT CAN'T READ HURRR

NAME A GOOD ATARI GAME WITHOUT USING WIKIPEDIA/MEMES/NINTENDOPORTS

>>381080557
it's generic because these games are too prehistoric to have an identity

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>>381080508
>>381080573
Y'all jiving on the brothas too hard. You'll see turkeys, you'll see.

>>381074465
Finally swordquest will be finished

>>381080646
what?

>>381080620
pitfall unironically

>>381080620
Xenophobe, my good man. There was an arcade game version but it was rare as fuck.

>>381080620
Pong and space invaders. There's two.

>>381074753
because gay mustache

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRQH2rjLaf0

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>>381080620
They published it at least

>>381080805
>>381080808
>>381080815
OK now we are talking
>pitfall
>xenophobe
>pong
>spaces invaders

i am seeing a midway/williams atari machine here

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>>381074465
Actually that would be fucking legendary tier.

>Completely remaking swordquest as a zelda-like exploratory game with actual prizes like in the good old days.

Songs would be sung about that shit

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Super Breakout is a gritty survival game that takes place on a space station. Main character controls a gravity ball that bounces off enemies and comes back at a 30 degree angle for you to catch it. Chaining hits allows you to rack up more damage, while missing a catch will penalize you. Higher difficulties increase the degree it returns at, while a brutal difficulty randomizes the degree.

Think of it like space racquetball.

>>381080620
Centipede

>>381073339
>Atari making a comeback
They're going to try to make a comeback but it's going to fail really hard. It's not even actually Atari it's some other company that bought them out in 08 and just uses their name for brand recognition and one of their earliest releases since that happened was that god awful Alone in the Dark reboot. Hell just look at their attempts at bringing back old IPs within the last three years it's been nothing but huge critical flops that sold like crap.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/275060/Alone_in_the_Dark_Illumination/

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282560/RollerCoaster_Tycoon_World/

http://store.steampowered.com/app/314850/Haunted_House_Cryptic_Graves/

>>381080268
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSZe-DM_o6I

>>381080620
Alien vs Predator on the Jaguar.

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>spoilered list of atari games
>true atari games, not publisher gig

>>381074465
>AIRWORLD

did they ever track down the remaining treasures, or are they gonna have to make another bejewelled gold sword

>many of their games are on steam
NOGAMES
http://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Atari

>>381075619
I loved this games

fug

>>381081108
>remaking
>implying this wasn't part of the plan all along

Ataribox Launch Titles

>Advent Rising 2 (Also on PC - Timed Exclusive)
>Half Life 3 (Timed Exclusive)
>E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 3D!!!! (Exclusive)
>DMC 5 (Console-Exclusive - Also on PC)
>Dragons Dogma 2 (Console-Exclusive - Also on PC)
>Space Invaders Retribution (Exclusive)
>PONG [2018] (Exclusive)
>Astroids [2018] (Exclusive)
>Atari Soccer 2017 / The big FIFA Killer (Exclusive)

wait a minute

there are 2 ataris
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari,_Inc.
this is the true OG, the hw atari... the one we know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari,_Inc._(Atari,_SA_subsidiary)
this is the publisher atari, the one with the red logo, and games on every system

which one is releasing this ataribox??

>>381081359
>The winner of the Airworld contest was to receive a Philosopher's Stone, a large piece of white jade encased in an 18 karat gold box encrusted with diamonds, emeralds, citrines, and rubies, that like its counterparts was valued at $25,000.

>whoever won the Waterworld contest for the grand prize, a sword with a gold handle encrusted with jewels and a blade made of pure silver. The sword, called the "Sword of Ultimate Sorcery", was valued at $50,000.

jesus christ

The only consolewar threads on /v/ that aren't shit

>>381081572
Elvis

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>>381073115
>Atari coming back
>Blaxploitation returning
>Disco seeing a resurgence


The fuck is happening?

>>381081676
We ran out of 80s and 90s things to reboot.

>>381081676
we're living in the best possible timeline, Daddy-O.

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>>381081485
I managed to forget about this disaster

>>381081572
>there are 2 ataris
fucking shitlord

>>381081676

I would be happy if Italo Disco would make a return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6kVw8O1cE

That Atari, man, he is one mean mother-

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Soon.

>>381081816
Shut yo mouf!

>>381081848
>playable in the next installment

>>381073115
>confirmed to use PC parts and NOT be a retro box
Source?

>>381081901
I'm just talkin' Atari.

>>381073115
>confirmed to use PC parts
What's a not PC part?

>>381081972
Then we can dig it!

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>tfw you fell for the Xbox one X meme when you could bought a Atari console

Why did you not warn me /v/?

>>381081485
>RCTW (29%)
>Alone in the Dark: Illumination (24%)
>Haunted House: Cryptic Graves (5%!!!)

>>381081943
https://venturebeat.com/2017/06/16/atari-ceo-confirms-the-company-is-working-on-a-new-game-console/
>Chesnais declined to describe a lot of details about the console. But he said it is based on PC technology. He said Atari is still working on the design and will reveal it at a later date.
Speaking of which, does anyone know who this Fred Chesnais guy is anyway?

>>381081637
Because, Daddy-o, we're cool poppas, ain't got no time for raggin on other people for the things they like to do. Hate ain't funky, dig?

>putting atari into the filters
Never thought that day would come

>>381082194
A rich french guy that owns a majority share in Atari after buying them out during bankruptcy in 2014.

>>381082252
PLEASE BABY PLEASE

Am I the only one who pissed off that they announced it but didn't show anything?

You want me to buy something yet show nothing. Fuck off!

>>381082252

Soon /v/ will be all empty for you when Atari dominates the video market soon, baby!

>>381082252
>Having filters

Does shit trigger you that much?

>someone who knows literal shit about vidya
>tries to cash on the brand
>he doesn't know the brand was dead since 1984
>literally dead
>there is no nostalgia here
>the brand was dead
>and he is trying to cash on the nostalgia bucks
HA HA H HAHHA HAHAH AHAHA A

>>381082194
Bought Atari and then >>381078853

>>381082339
>You want me to buy something yet show nothing.

it's not for sale yet. When they want you to buy it they will show things.

>PC technology

Is this somekind of new XBOX?

>>381082252
C'mon man, jump in on it, don't harsh the mello!

What bad mamba jamba game are you hoping gets made this?

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>tfw to smart to buy a switch