Krustacean Krushers

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>One Shot Johnny takes skill

> friend comes over
> wants to play KK
> picks One Shot Johnny
Everytime

>>381065321
t. Zippy Smalls main

one-shot Johnny has a 0-100 matchup vs Donny, pls, get fucking gud scrubs

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>not bullying supports with zippy

>>381065321
> not picking The Grandgaurd in low ELO to get past Johnny

>>381065586
> implying Donny has enough defense too counter

>>381065674
>thinking it's a moba
No.

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>>381065062
>not maining Bumpsy
>not wanting to be impenetrable wall that can never even be touched in the first place
Casuals. It's like you don't even want to win by technicality.

>>381065969
>moba invented classes
are you 12

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>>381066027
>be a bumpsyfag
>get BTFO constantly by samantha and ether rex

>>381066027
Enjoy having damage so shit that it's comparable to lightly drooling on your opponents.

>>381065062
>Waifufags acting like Samantha is top tier
Donny THE FUCKING DOME all day

>>381066315
*one shot johnny blocks your path*

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>>381065062
>tfw casual as fuck and don't like weird or hard to use characters
>tfw get called a basic bitch and a pussy all the time for maining Rictor Mortis
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS. I TRIED PLAYING ONE SHOT JOHNNY LIKE EVERYONE SAID BUT HE'S TOO FAST TO CONTROL AND HAS NO HEALTH.

>>381066305
>needing damage
>when you can push enemies into map hazards

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>>381066413
FUCK OFF JOHNNY

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>>381066305
Special don't mean shit if you can't hit your target AND your traps do the shittiest chip damage imaginable against Bumpsy's iron hide.
>>381066305
>implying Bumpsy wasn't balanced around this from the ground up
>implying Bumpsy isn't designed to earn draws in poor scenarios, and earn wins when his opponent slips up and lets him get even a single hit in before the stall game begins
This is why you'll never win EVO, kiddo.

What does Special even do? What is it good against?

>>381066785
>Special don't mean shit if you can't hit your target
>He doesn't know about ether's poison clouds

>>381066872
Penetrates defense

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>gregor has joined the match
>he's playing brunt

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>>381067028
>He doesn't know about ether's poison clouds
>Implying one of the fastest characters in the game would just fucking sit in a slowly disseminating AoE

>>381065062
i legitimately want to create a multiplayer .io game based on any of these stat sheets floating around /v/, but don't know where to start at all. google didn't help, where should i start?

>>381067182
>Brunt is literal trash tier
>Still curbstomps the entire server
God help us if he ever picks OSJ

>>381065062
>Not maining based Done, and Grandgurad
Come on now

>not just using The Grandguard or Bumpsy to counter One Shot Johnny memesters

You'll never be krusty krabs.

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DOME BROS WW@?

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>>381065062
When the hell are they gonna buff Donny "The Dome" Richardson?
>rock out randal basically has the same amount of defense as him
>bumpsy has just as much defense and has killer special moves that make him stronger
At least he aint as shit as grandguard, they really need to work on his whole shield gimmick, it makes no sense and was so poorly implemented.

What kind of game would this work as?

>>381067669
>not knowing how to utilize his shield discards to create barricades
>not building the wall and making the prawns pay for it

>>381067797
fightan

>>381067797
a moba shmup/overhead shooter sort of deal, maybe

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>that blue palette for Big Crimson

UR
2
SLO

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>>381067797
2D scroller inside a giant aquarium, think of all the crazy shit you could have
>rocks and plants for cover
>castles and ships holding objectives
>pipes for flanking
>pickups come out of treasure chests and clams
>volcanos, jellyfish, sea urchins as map hazards