>Get a box from the mail >Open it >See this what do

nothin personal, kid

>close box
>tape it shut
>light it on fire

Beat the shit out of it

>>381063035
give her some cloths and raise her to be a fine young woman

>>381063035
Can you read? You need to adopt her, you dumbass.

>>381063142
Seems like that would be a waste of perfectly good cardboard if you ask me

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>>381063035
drop it off on the nieghbor's

>turn 360 degrees
>walk the fuck out

Take the bow of her head and equip it on myself.

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I want Haruka to adopt me and make me her pet!

>>381063035
You're not going to fool me Haruka.

Anal fug

Dump the girl out, equip the box

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>>381063035
Dammit! I ordered a bitch, not a queen.

What's this from?

>>381063035
Is that a very big box, or a very smol girl?

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Have her dominant me with gentle femdom.

Aint she supposed to be a dom or some shit?

>>381063035
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>381063035

Take care of her like any respectable human being would do, but only after she ate two bowls of eggs.

>>381063429
Dis nig get it.

>>381063035
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>381063035
Make her my concubine and thing.

>>381063035
>grown woman
>adopt me

What the fuck

Cum on her then tape the box back up and put it out with the trash

>>381063035
File a report with amazon, someone fucked up my order.

>>381063035

Fiddle with her ribbon.

>>381063035
Homeless brap

>Big tits
>Used goods

Box goes in the trash.

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Got another package, what do?

>>381063429
I wanna brutalize Ryouna with my dick so badly that she can't walk right or sit for weeks.

>>381063035
>close that box
>put that box in a box
>put that box in a bigger box
>mail that box to me
>when it arrives I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

>>381063035
Realistically? Call the police.

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>>381064240
Daidouji is much too strong and best girl to be treated like that.

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>>381063035
Return it, this isn't the Mirai I ordered

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>>381064246
I'd rather have Ryouna brutalize my dick with her perfect feet.

>>381064240
>literally exact same body
these shitty games are lazy as fuck

Instantly
>Return to sender

>>381063035
>from SK2 to this trash
versus was a fucking mistake
>final boss is le ded sister
JUST

Give her eggs, a blanket and tell her everything is going to be fine.

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>>381064406
That's why I'm gonna keep her.

>>381064451
same

Givr it to the dude next door because my neighbor's mail order bride obviously got dropped off at the wrong house
He has to let me headpat her as compensation

Return it, I ordered a snek not this slut

>>381064451
>feet.
Don't do such a thing to me.

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I actually got what I ordered.

>>381063035
>>381064240
>>381065421
If this a game? Can you actually rape her?

>>381065486
Is*

>>381063035
Make her eat all the eggs

>>381063035

>take girl in
>Give her clothes food and a place to stay

>Turns out she was part of a human trafficking ring and got sent to the wrong address
>FBI van pulls into drivew-

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>>381065486
It's a game, but not the kind you're thinking of.

>>381063035
Infinitely superior to the shitty Mirai model they're selling
Why would anyone want a dumb trap?

Check for a return address. Otherwise put her up on Craigslist, could probably get like twenty bucks.

>>381063298
That's a full circle dumbass

>>381064451
>I'd rather have Ryouna brutalize
You're a sick pathetic man, going against her wishes like that.
Though I guess it's like neglect play, only more hardcore. She might be down for that.
She's confusing.

>>381063035
>open box
>jack off
>cum furiously at Haruka with my fresh and hot semen
>close box
>walk away

>>381063035
Can I just have that Snek I ordered?

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>>381063035
If... if I have to

>>381063035
can i exchange it for snek or oppai queen?

>>381063035
>get her some clothes
>get close to her
>fuck her in consexuel sex for the purpose of reproduction

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>>381063695

>>381063617
fucking fantastic taste, you should be proud of yourself

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>>381065759

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>>381065842
EV has a mission where she teams up with to Haruka to turn Asuka and Homura into their masochist pets, so she might have a bit of a sadistic side.
Of course it ends up going the other way around.

>>381063298
>>381065759
i dont even know whats supposed to be the bait anymore

>>381063035
>not Todd sleeping face
0/10 op

>>381063617
Fucking nice eyes.

>>381066330
How can I love Ryouna if she expects me to constantly hurt her? I want to be a good husband for her.

>>381066371
Let me just turn 360 degrees, anon. Trust me I won't comeback.

>>381063035

Get mad since there aren't any packing peanuts, air bags or bubble wrap. It's like they wanted it to arrive damaged.

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I'll ask my beautiful YOUNG wife if she is okay with helping children in need

>>381066330
I love her, but she's in definite need of some psychiatric help.

>>381065759
Show the image where he turns 360 degrees from the Xbox 360, and then walks away, stepping on it and crushing the cheap plastic

>>381066632
fuck off pedro you ban evading mother fucker

>>381063035
Ask who the hell keeps giving away free girls in this neighborhood.

return to sender because I ordered a Hikage, not a Haruka.

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>>381063035
This isn't my waifu

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>>381067065
Who?

>>381063035
Head pat and get her something to wear.

>>381063035
Close the box and mail it back in the hopes of getting a better senran.

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>>381066632
>Official art has a ton of great clothing options.
>Ingame clothing is all shitty outfits and over-designed garbage with a very minimal selection.

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>>381068756
Verily agree
But that's because they have to make the costumes apply for everyone, so they can't so as much custom work

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>>381068756
And don't forget that half the outfits are dlc.
I remember them saying that PBS would have a lot of swimsuits available, but in the end they didn't add many compared to EV, not even for the ones that had one in the official material but not in the game, like Rin, Daidouji and the new girls, or the ones used in the same game's cover.

>>381068756

SK2 had a pretty good selection.

>>381063035
Kick her out of my brand new box.

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>>381065759
>>381065759
>>>being this new

>>381069150
>But that's because they have to make the costumes apply for everyone
>When they all use the same body.
>When it works for Mirai even.
>when it even works when you just up the breast size using mods.
I don't think so.

>>381069184
>And don't forget that half the outfits are dlc.
That's to be expected at this point, but still bad.

>I remember them saying that PBS would have a lot of swimsuits available
Like they have a lot of underwear, but it's the same few patterns on like 10 different styles?

>>381069465
Well some would have reasonable selections, yeah. They're underwhelming compared to the art you see though.

>>381063035
I'd probably take her disheveled body back to my house and let her sleep in my bed while I slept on the couch. Deal with her freakout and ask if she was O.K.

I'd let her know that she doesn't need to tell me what happens but she must eat all the eggs I cooked for her.

Then I'd offer to drive her home and tell her to take care.


cook her some eggs.

>>381065679

K I L L Y O U R S E L F
I
L
L

Y
O
U
R
S
E
L
F

>Take a shit it in
>Place before your door
>Light on fire
>Ring bell
>you open the door
>you stomp out fire
>you end up stepping in 2 kinds of shit

out
Fucking
Skilled

>>381069465
SK2 had a great balance of casual, combat and some crazy outfits, SV does too at a lesser extent.
With EV they went with more revealing or sexy versions of certain outfits, which is okay, but kind of defeats the whole cloth damage gimmick.

>>381069782
>They're underwhelming compared to the art you see though.
You can't really expect them to put every single outfit shown in new wave as outfits either, as of now there's thousand of different cards.

>>381070060

This. Real XXIII's brown chick is perfection.

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Fine, just pull your own fucking weight around here.

>>381070726
does that mean you want her on top

>>381063035
rub penis on feet

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>>381063035
What, I thought I ordered the Mirai version

>>381063035
The last thing I'd do is tell anyone

>>381063035
Check my map. Clearly, I am going in circles.

>>381065658
>Misses the general completely because she backflipped
Every time, it's like they can't decide if they actually want to get hit by your attacks or not even when you have them in your range. Sometimes they just stand there and other times they do that backflip nonsense over and over.

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>>381063035
Call the company up and tell them i ordered Shiki

>>381063035
This isn't the Mirai I ordered
what is this bullshit

>>381063035
have massive regret from using a long knife as a box opener
whoops

>>381063035
Excuse me miss, you appear to be missing some clothes.

Cut it up and toss the pieces in the freezer.
Bury the organs in the back yard.
Taste the long pig.

>>381066651
Eh?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

>>381063035
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.

at least it's not satania this time

>>381063035
Fuck box
Kill girl
Marry note

>>381072157

This anon gets it.

>>381072157
Wouldn't the box be a witness?

>>381072303
It wont talk because it's in love with the dick

>>381072074
what kinda of special kid are you?

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>>381065658
Wish there was a dark souls like game that would actually attempt something like this.

>>381072586
CUH-RAZY action? Isn't that just Devil May Cry?

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>>381063035

>>381072626
Referring to the final move she does.

>>381072832
That's something that vergil does right? like dash through you and close sheathe his sword while a bunch of implied fast cuts happen?

crossboarder here
isn't /v/ supposed to be about video games?

>>381072382
Fill my corrugated orifices with your seed.

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bring her home feed her, cloth her, and teach her about National Socialism.

>>381063035
Take her out and climb in the box

>>381073054
>/v/
>talking about video games
/v/ fucking hates video games dude

>>381065850
>repeat until box is full

>>381073054
That's wrong think anon. Begone.

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>>381073054
Funny guy.

>>381065658
How do games like this not trigger you? Look at the enemies near the end that are just standing there not attacking.

>>381069710
>thinking this is a /v/ meme
you got baited mate

>>381063035
Tape it back and drop it off in a river.

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>>381073273

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Would Daidouji be a good mom?

>>381073054
>Senran Kagura
>not vidya
Whilst we might not be talking mechanics and gameplay, it's better than constant twitter and "muh pol/muh SJWs" threads.

>>381073189
>>381073241
>>381073248
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>381064240
wonder who keeps sending this shit my way

>bruised

ship it back with a note telling them to send a non damaged one

>>381073345
What would Hikage be if she wore a nice pair of Trousers?

>>381073416
Thank you, post judger!

>>381073345
I
WANT
TO

Throw the box in the dumpster cause that bitch got no ass.

>>381072586
Nioh has flashy attacks, though it's more Bloodborne than Dark Souls.

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>>381073416
Thanks Keine.

>>381073513
>Nioh anywhere close to being a Souls/Bloodborne-type game
Delete this.

>>381073054
yeah we can tell you don't go on /v/

>>381073345
Why is snek smiling.

Just started Burst and it's so bad and boring. When it becomes better?

>>381065679
Source on the first slut from the top?

>>381073651
Never, just like all the Senran games.

>>381073651
you need to develop a strange obsession with one of the girls to fully enjoy it

>>381073710
xxiii

Hikage drinking water

>>381063035
I can't raise a 18? year old

>>381063158
Finally someone who knows how to raise someone

>>381073797
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. I'm sorry.

>>381073054
>enter video game thread
>EXCUSE MOI WHY IS NO VIDEO GAMES?
>THIS ISN'T A TWITTER CAP OR KEKPOST IM CONFUSED
death toll keeps increasing huh

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>>381073595
you are welcome

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>>381073834

>>381073734
But there must be at least SOMETHING. I mean, except giant tits. I even enjoyed Nep games, but Burst is plain awful, at least at the beginning.

>>381072003
F I F T E E N
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>>381073950
You fell for a meme hard, nobody here actually plays the games. They just funpost about their favorite girl.

>>381073950
The musou games are better. People like to claim Burst is better for the story, but the story isn't anything special.

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>>381073595
You're right, my bad. Nioh doesn't have shitty controls and godawful hotboxes, no way it's like a Fromsoft game.

>>381073873
real_xxiii, even

ive never played senran kagura before. which one should i start off with and is the steam version uncensored

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>>381073928

>>381074097
>the collection of images I just found
Thank you so much

>>381074173
Just jump in at Estival, it's the more polished version. There's also no such thing as an uncensored version of SK, you'll have to mod it.

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>>381074173
Shinovi Versus if you want "decent" gameplay
Estival if you just want to see tits bouncing around
If you have a 3ds, try SK2

>>381074272
ok cool, thanks anon. story wise though, is skipping still ok?

>>381074439
i want tits with flashy combat

>>381063035
If it was mai waifu i would adopt

Take it out to the garbage with the rest of the trash.

>>381074446
Yeah, there's some things you'll miss out on, but it's not a life affirming story anyway. Personally, unlike that other anon, i think Estival has the better gameplay.

>>381063035
Make her eat eggs

>>381075282

Estival has a better sense of difficulty but the gameplay was needlessly neutered compared to SV and is considerably slower and clunkier as a result. Still, EV has more than its share of cool ideas, it's just a shame that the core gameplay took a relative hit in the process.

>>381075702
I played them back to back, and EV felt faster and more fluid. I don't know why i keep seeing this posted, maybe it's just me.

>>381075794

Huh, EV felt noticably heavier to me. They definitely took stuff out like infinite dashes and ground finishers do tend to leave your character open for what can feel like eternity in the heat of the moment. Honestly, when I played I ignored finishers more often than not because lol superarmor and just dash cancelled out of combos and restarted which made it feel more fluid. That said, even dash cancelling had to be patched back in, that wasn't in the launch release. Can't imagine how people who imported the Japanese release day 1 felt.

>>381065658
>those dumbass masks and posture
I like Furry Genocide Simulator

>>381063617
man 3D technology has come far.

>>381063035
close the box, tape it up and put it back in the trash where she belongs

>>381065658
hey the new dynasty warriors looks great, zhou tai looks like a girl though

>>381073273
filename
backwards

>>381080006
>layers of biat
That's a lot of layers

>>381073928
>that smacking after it's done
:3

>>381063035
Say hello.

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I finally get to use this image

>>381063035
play it out like Touching Feeling

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Get my replacement

>>381086826
WHO WAVE

FUCK Mirai

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VIDEO GAMES

Send it back cause I ordered a boy

Mirai is poop

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>>381088597
kys

>>381073269
because the game is more about collecting outfits and fapping than extreme combat.

>>381073003

True.

>>381073928
3cute5me

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>>381088597
faggot

>>381063035
That's not the Yomi I ordered.

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what did she mean by this?

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>>381067437
damn

I doubt anyone in this thread would pass up the chance to adopt a titty ninja.
I just wanna protect that smile.

>>381063035
Drop it off at the nearby elderly home

>>381091091

All of the sisters are some kind of fucked up.

LOTS.OF.SEX

>>381091091
>lol moe girls cursing a lot that's so funny xD

XSeed translations can be cringy sometimes. Especially that *gunshot* shit.

>>381092206
what the *bang* did you just say you *bang*? ill *bang* your *bang* *bang* with a *bang* you *bang*.

now come, i made some sick ass food. rub a dub thanks for the grub, nigga!

>>381063035
>assure here everything is gonna be fine
>tell her to stay in the box
>quickly toss box in a vat of sulfuric acid

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>>381073630
It's a side effect of her cooking things.

>>381063035
ask for the better, flatter cat eared maid one

>>381063035
>lock the door
>turn the light off
>fuck her right in the puss puss

>>381093316
>fuck her right in the puss puss

elaborate on this further please

>>381093170
I want to stick my face in that ponytail and just inhale

>>381093727
p0n0s in vag000

>>381064240
ask her if shes a jojo reference

>>381093849
i dont get it?

>>381063092
spbp

>>381077071
Not far enough, I still want robots

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>>381093170

>>381063035
>get the box inside
>try to fuck it
>finish in 10 second
>feel ashamed

>>381094170
Why are anime girls always so bad at making food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoyB2siqGY

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>>381094428
Not all of them are.