This is Metroid. Say something nice about him.
>him
he's got nice eyebrows
>>381061624
HER name is SAMUS. METROID is the GAME'S title.
>>381061624
why is Metroid's girlfriend a robot?
isn't zelda a boys name?
Fucking idiots in this thread that's master chef
>>381061871
why did I laugh at this
I feel like a child
>>381061624
Everyone knows that Metroid is a robot and that him and Halo are dating.
metroid is a pretty cool guy
esh kills metroids and doesnt afraid of anything
OP never played Metroid before.
Kek truly an epic meme guys
Of course I am referring to the dank "pretending" to be retarded me me, as I too am part of the secret club *lenny* bane?