Wolfenstein 2

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haha joke's on you I have a pregnancy fetish

>>381061258
Its Dankeschön

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>tfw just want BJ to have a happy ending and raise his two children
>mfw I know this isn't going to happen

He deserves a happy ending.

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Between this and Super Mario Odyssey, I love that traditional pop accompanied the highlights of E3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_giioppT4

They also come out the same day, so that's pretty great.

>>381061731
I thought he got a pretty happy ending when he "died" at the end of New Order, but nope now he's just got more to lose

>>381062352
>in New Order, spent entire game wondering if there's anything in the world worth fighting for, seemingly charging eternally onwards towards his death, and if he even deserves to be happy
>in New Colossus, has renewed purpose to rid the world of Nazis and build a peaceful life with his wife and children

It'd be too over-the-top if he was denied a bit of optimism at this point.

>>381061621

It's "It's"

>>381063431
No one got time for that

>>381061731
BJ's the great-grandfather of Commander Keen so we already know his kids live through this.

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>>381061874
>main two words and title of your song is in a foreign language
>mispronounce then
What a garbage singer.

>>381064495
Best not be insulting Mr New Vegas like that.

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>Last wolfenstein thread got deleted for some reason

It wasn't even that fucking bad and there was actual discussion instead of /pol/tards shitting up the game

>>381063863
He's also an ancestor of Doomguy.

I kinda wanna play TNO again now.
Damnit.
50gbs of space gonna go byebye.

>>381061560
>>381067201
Literally fucking use google.

>>381061258
I really want to see a Nazi punch her hard in the stomach.

>>381069401
saucefags are too retarded to understand how to use reverse image search

>>381071524
>Making BJ EVEN MORE angry at nazis

Stop it, dammit

>>381061321
impregnation > pregnancy

>>381069009
Yeah, Doom was no different.

At least Witcher 3 has 3 discs with the entire install, fucking Besthesda will lob a disc at you and tell you to download the code.

>>381061258
Ööööööööööööööööö
Üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü
Äääääääääääääääää

Just downloaded TNO.

What am I in for?

>>381061258
how does this not have a BLACKED edit yet

>>381072181
fun

>>381072181
An alright game relying a lot on the story.

I'd recommand you don't play it on Uber right away. Especially if you intend to go charge right into the nazis.

>>381072595
I actually am not very much aquainted with the Wolfenstein franchise, but I've been wanting to play some of these games ever since playing the new Doom. How does TNO compare to it? And The Old Blood as well, is it worth the ten dollars?

>>381072913

It is not Doom, don't go expecting that level of OTT. There are stealth elements alongside the action, for instance. It's its own beast, just go in with an open mind. I personally loved and preferred the Old Blood because I prefer the genuine WW2 setting to the Naziswonthewar timeline, but most people prefer the main game as I understand it.

>>381061258
carolina is dead then i guess

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>>381073152
Ok. Thanks anon!

>>381061731
Isn't his son doomguy?

>>381075163
That's his great great great great great great grandson or whatever

Does anyone have a list of all the achievements and feats done by BJ, even if it's from multiple timelines?

>>381061874
Imagine BJ saying "Wahoo, Nazi scum"

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>>381061621
>>381061258
It's hebrew

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Reminder.

>>381061258
The right way to play the first game; Guns blazing the whole time?

>>381078237
And to think Carmack never wanted us to care about story.

>>381061621
"Ö" is "oe" when you have an American keyboard

>>381078237
So did he get a head transplant or not?

>>381078595
no he has the suit on him because he got paralyzed in the ending of the first game

>>381078595
This is the most likely possibility.

>>381078589
>autism

>>381078237
>that thread on the theory
>>381073152
How do you even get good at stealth sections with uber soldiers?

>>381078595
If it goes as we want, there will be armor/head transplant timelines to choose from. However it's likely he'll wear armor at first and get his head transplanted later.

>>381061258
>thank you, shoe (singular)
What did he mean by this? Why didn't thank both shoes?

>>381073152
damn I loved Old Blood, so many call backs to the first two levels of RTCW. I'd kill for the rest of RTCW as another stand alone exploring BJ's pre-alternate future adventures

>>381078765
>no
>>381078817
>yes
>>381079113
>Maybe

whatever it is I'm wondering how they're going to address the timelines of the first game, Are you just supposed to choose which one you want at the new game screen?

>>381079340
I would like a remake of Spear Of Destiny where Death Knight has more abilities to make for a cooler boss fight and the final boss is the Harbinger of Doom.

>>381072218
How have you not killed yourself yet you nigger loving millennial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ae4gNH8jo

WE

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>>381078595
It depends on your choices

>>381079303
Shoe is Schuhe, boot is Stiefel, and Jack boots are Marschstiefel.

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>>381061258

YAAAAAAAAAAAS LET'S KILL THOSE RACIST NAZI BIGOTS FELLOW SJWS. FUCK A PEACEFUL WHITE UTOPIA SOCIETY WHEN WE COULD HAVE NIGGERS RUNNING THE PLACE LIKE IT IS TODAY. #RESIST

>>381078237

i don't get it
someone explain

>>381079561
But schoen is shoe in dutch you idiot.

>>381061258
ARYAN'D.COM

>>381079619
They aren't Dutch, are they?

>>381078595
seems it depends which path you take.
I guess two choices are the ones from first game, and third one, in which you let the chick in power armor die is a new one.

>>381079684
Don't patronize me with ur german privilege and try to force your language on me you nazi shitlord

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Who'd you guys choose?
I ended up playing both but Wyatt is my personal canon timeline

>>381079767
Don't worry. In a few years german will be replaced by arabic. Let the krauts have some fun with their dead language.

>>381079841
Same. It just makes more sense to fight a robot who is your best buddy instead of a kid you barely knew.

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>started with old blood
>didn't played new order
i read it was a prequel so started with old blood
still trying to figure how to lean from corners

>>381079340

I'm the anon you're replying to, and I never even played RTCW for more than an hour or so. Never owned it. I should probably get around to RTCW in that case.

>>381080045
Can't you see the controls in the options menu?

>>381079841
>"Don't fuck this up, you magnificent cunt."

I played through both, and I feel Fergus won out in the end.

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>>381080126
yea, it says left-alt but nothing happens

>>381080086
RTCW is one of the finest FPSs to grace this world, outside of a handful of wonky forced stealth levels.

>>381079841

I only played it the once and I saved Fergus. I'll replay before TNC comes out, but I'll miss mah boi being around.

>>381061621
Yeah danke, Hans.

>>381079841
Fergus, I wish I had chosen Wyatt but I didn't like the game enough to replay it

>>381061321
source please

Reminder that one of the mission packs for Spear Of Destiny ended with the last level being a UAC base.

>>381080184
Left alt AND w,a,s, or d
also if you are standing by a corner or crouched behind cover and you see a little a arrow next to your aiming reticle, aiming down the sights will auto lean around/over your cover

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>>381080413
oh , when i saw the tutorial i wasn't paying attention so i skipped the part of "AND"
thanks

>>381079841
Went with Wyatt the first time since my friend went with Fergus. Ultimately I liked Fergus as a character more but Wyatt grew on me after his little outburst. All that pain and anger but he still couldn't stop calling me "Sir" Just that one little detail went so far for me.

>>381061258
Reminder that doomguy is in that belly.

>>381081191
Not yet

>>381072181
Fun game dragged down only by it's absolute garbage engine.
I don't know what the fuck was Carmack thinking with MUH MEGATEXTURES.
If it uses Doom's version, New Colossus will both look and run better than TNO.

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>>381079841

>>381061621
>ö
this kills the nongermanic

>>381081191
Is this the start of an id™ Expanded Universe™?

>>381081821
If it did, it started 27 years ago.
The implication that Doomguy was BJ's grandson was made with the original games.

>>381081884
Didn't it originated from the mobile games?

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>>381081821
It has already started

>>381081924
Mobile games?

>>381082213
Doom RPG 1/2 and Wolfenstein RPG.

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>>381082120
He has different face.

>>381079841
I dind't like the Fergus timeline. Whatsherface crazy lady is nowhere near as intersting as nuclear-scar-face Jimi Hendrix.

>>381082347
>those empty eyes

>>381082549
The face wasn't meant to be seen without the helmet obscuring it

anyways your soul would be pretty dead if you had to fight demons for untold years

>>381082683
>Had

He chose to and loves every single minute of it.

>>381082549
HUH

>>381083005
>It's UNF

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>>381082683
More like alive with vengeance! and punishing demons because someone has to.

>>381082347
He's an ugly motherfucker.

>>381083005
>>381083048
Yeah, HUH is Ranger.

>>381083108
But beautiful in the inside.

>>381061874
I was actually surprised that they went with this song.You think they would've went a more 70s song

BJ looks like a retarded meathead

>>381083285
He's getting a bit rusty

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>mention jew power armor killing nazi scum
>/pol/ gets triggered
I cross breed my white sperm with hot asian pussy too. Come at me you basement dwellers

>>381083492
How is Japan in the Wolfenstein universe?
Would anime still be a thing?

>>381083285

yep, that's BJ

>>381083529
>July 8, 1948 - The Republic of China surrenders unconditionally to Germany. Japan is made a vassal state and forced to relinquish its territorial claims in Asia to Germany.

>>381083164
I bet that's what his mom used to tell him.

But yeah, considering he's a virgin and his only attachment in life was a pet bunny, it all makes sense.

>>381083894
>Saying shit to the Doomguy

>>381084018
Carmack literally confirmed Doom Marine never scored. Maybe he's asexual?

>>381084091
Carmack never discussed Doom lore he only cared for game engine.

>>381083492
>I cross breed my white sperm with hot asian pussy too
but anon,you're a turbovirgin

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>>381083492
>people didn't played TNO
This actually surprises me. But that was sceptical times I guess

>>381084216
>In a 1996 Interview with a United Kingdom division of PC Gamer, John Carmack stated that canonically speaking, "Doomguy is a virgin"
Learn you do Doom lore, jeez.

So this power armour suit we're getting: is it gonna turn BJ into basically the doomguy at this point?

>>381084658
Doom story was made by Tom Hall and John Romero, ask them on twitter.

>>381084731
I think he'll receive some Crysis-like powers, but he won't be unstoppable because "nazis found a way to equip their soldiers properly against jewish power armors" or something like that.
I wouldn't mind a tougher BJ tho. TNO on higher difficulties basically forced you to play it like a cover shooter.

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Why does BJ look like Macklemore now?

>>381084731
Yes, but it's likely we'll lose it at some point. It's just too broken.

>>381085172
holy fuck i forgot all about this wigger

Dev here
Post YFW BJ says "Who knows? Maybe my kids or their kids will go to Mars someday"

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>>381084731

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>>381085401
>Dev here

Anyway, It's something already established and him alluding to it won't change much for me.

>>381085172
Hitler youth haircut precedes Mackerel.