She just wants to be a woman. Why is everyone angry?

>>381054654
I wonder if they will use unreal engine. The yoshi game is.

Pokemon might.

>>381054654
She only wants to be a woman if Adam tells her she wants to be a woman.
Does Adam want her to be a woman?

>>381055018
Eh, that's debatable.

The mistake is thinking anyone cares about her as a person, not the gameplayfags and certainly not the waifufags.

>>381055053
Women ARE stronger than you think.

You think all women are whores because you're a virgin.

>>381054654
I bet if she had the chance she would like to be a man

Does samus have a nice butt

>>381054654
liberal agenda

>>381055331
What makes you think whores are weaker than other women?

>>381055331
women have no balls though

>>381055616
>>381055331
check.mate

Samus needs to be in the Suit. You can express her emotion and character very well with her just being in the suit.

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>>381054654
the problem with Other M isn't that Samus has maternal instincts, Metroid II even alludes to that.

The problem with Other M is that Samus purposefully gimps herself because a dude in charge of a unit she's not even a part of told her to. Fuck, that'd be stupid even if it weren't Samus.

>>381055757
Adam needs to be in the suit. Samus is boring

>>381054654
Because there is no Samus anime, Zero suit is a masterpiece

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>>381055757
yea she should shut up and get in the suit

>>381055018
>Women are stronger than you think.
Agreed and they should be treated equally to men. Accommodations are for the weak. If any woman balks at this, tell her she is stronger than she thinks.

>>381055616
>>381055648
>>381055652
>LOL EPIC MYSOGINY ON THE INTERNET HAHA

>THIS
>IS
>4CHAN

Come on. It's getting stale. There's nothing wrong with women being tough. You know women fought in almost every army, right? There were even some female soldiers in Roman armies.

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>>381055978
>Visible hands

Get that prostitute out of here

>>381056158
But you are the one implying women are weak
Why are you being such a bigot?

>>381054654
because women are suppose to be strong! if i dont respect that mommy wont give me tendies!

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>>381056158
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT PLEASE UNRIONICALLY END YOUR EXISTENCE MY MAN

The only thing a woman can beat is a dick

>>381056358
my*

>>381056323
Post proof or fuck off to /pol/.

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>>381056158
You gotta fix that enter key my guy
I think It's stuck

>>381055018
>Also, fuck off /pol/.

Where the fuck did that come from?

Is there a good/recommended playthrough of Other M?

>>381056554
reddit spacing is real

>modern man, as a society, gives permission for women to be "STRONK"
>WE ARE STRONG ON OUR OWN
Yea, I wish muslims would just conquer us already.

>>381055018
I wish they would think for themselves sometimes

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>>381054654
I want to make samus a woman!

>>381054654
daily reminder Other M is a piece of shit thats not cannon

>>381056859
You are the living definition of an sjw stereotype. Nobody even browses /pol/, are you that autistic that you refuse to beleive people have a different opinion than your own?

>>381056987
>mole

Whoever that is, it isn't Samus.

>>381057443
Samus has a mole, anon.

>>381056874
This, feminists think men take the lead just because they want to. No, it's because they HAVE to. Many men would rejoice if women can not only think for themselves but also take change and take responsibility for themselves instead of push it on someone or something else, but alas, that's not the case. "Equality" and "empowerment" are matters of convenience and when they become inconvenient, they resort back to traditionalism at their convenience.

Women may be stronger than anyone thinks, but they themselves will never allow that to be realized.

>>381054654
SJW hate it because it destroy their strong women who need no man Samus..

>>381055331
"Sex at Dawn" is a book written by a feminist that shows women have a biological bias for being with multiple men.

Come on.

>>381054654
No one is angry, because she is a woman.

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>>381056158
Pic related is combined grip strength of men vs women.

Women gain no strength from puberty. A 25 year old woman is only stronger than an an 11 year old girl because she happens to be taller.

>>381054654
Well I just want to be a woman too but I've learned to accept I won't be.
Samus should do the same.

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>>381055515
It's big

>>381055331
>Women ARE stronger than you think.
(((Women You)))

>>381056158
When Rome allowed female soldiers their entire kingdom collapsed. Coincidence?

>>381055648
>women don't have balls
They're called ovaries and tbey're just as viable as testicles for a target.

>>381055331
>because you're a virgin.
>instantly goes for sexual experience = credibility meme
If you're a woman, your argument really makes me think.

>>381056158
>You know women fought in almost every army, right?
Ya to be the army's personal cumdumb as always

>>381062328
Source? Your ass?

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>>381056158

>>381062472
Tits or GTFO

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>>381058085
I don't see one though.

>>381062621
Post lewds

>>381054654
Women are failure incarnate, they are disgusting beasts of burden and I will never stop believing that Metroid killed itself in the end because instead of simply making Samus a man, they chose to be 'clever' and made Samus a woman.
A smart man, keeps women at an arm's length and a half, away from anything he thinks is valuable.

>>381062621
>second row, fourth pic - flat ass
>fourth row, second pic - fat ass

How is this possible?

>>381062621
It was one of those things the creator always intended to have in the game but couldn't because the screen didn't have enough pixels to show it.

The mole is present on her character sheet and in concept art as far back as Super Metroid. Retro didn't want to implement it because they thought it was tacky.

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>>381061658
Indeed

The thumbs-up sign had been used by the Galactic Federation for ages. Me, I was known for giving the thumbs-down during briefing. I had my reasons, though. Commander Adam Malkovich was normally cool and not one to joke around, but he would end all of his mission briefings by saying, "Any objections, Lady?" He was joking, but others weren't. At the time I felt surrounded by people who treated me like a child or used kid gloves because I was a woman. And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod. My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling something delicate, like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a twofold response: a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders. The other soldiers were always willing to support me with easy smiles despite the fact that I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony. In the face of his well-meaning behavior, and that of the other soldiers, my response was to become increasingly bitter. I was a child, always with something to prove. A chip on my shoulder. And I was angry. I felt that if I let my guard down, I would easily be broken. And beyond that, I was scared. But even in the naiveté of my youth, I could see in Adam's joking manner how close he felt to me. Adam knows my past. And he knows me better than anyone else. Confession time. Because I was so young when I lost both of my parents, there's no question I saw Adam as a father figure. When I rebelled against him, I knew I could get away with it. And his paternal compassion in the face of my rebellion reinforced the special bond I felt with him. I understood well that chances were slim that I would ever find anyone that understood me like Adam. And yet, when the time came, I still left his side. I was so young. Young and naive...

>>381063001
>Other M
Kill yourself

>>381062984
Stop using fanart you dipshit

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>>381061481
aaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>381054952
> yoshi
> pokemon
> unreal engine

Yeah unless the new games in those franchises are gonna be super gory and edgy, I don't think so.

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>>381063050
Okay. Just kidding. Neener, neener, NEENER!

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>>381062931
>The mole is present on her character sheet and in concept art as far back as Super Metroid

Very untrue. Not only does no concept art of Suitless Samus exist for SM, but the japanese first-party Nintendo guide uses this illustration. It was one of Sakamoto's little waifu obsessions that appeared as a throwaway question in an old programmer interview when Metroid first released. It's about as canon as Samus being a tranny. Unfortuantely he became the director for the series, so his waifu delusion became reality.

>>381063173
this dumb fucking geezer

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>>381062621

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>>381062931
Sakamoto isn't Samus' creator. Makoto Kanō created her and Hiroji Kiyotake designed her.

>>381063173
Yoshi is confirmed using UE4, it is possible to make a colorful game in the engine despite what western trash has shown.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/06/14/e3-2017-yoshi-switch-developed-with-unreal-engine-4

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If Samus is supposed to be fit, then why does she have such a big butt?

Is Samus's mole the Sonic's Blue Arms of the Metroid fandom?

>>381063569
Fuck off Sybb.

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>>381063297
Nice try, here is the unedited version.

>>381054654
Sakamoto get the fuck out of here, nobody likes your shit taste

>>381063748
the mole isn't in japanese

>>381063648
>thinking that everyone who talks about the size of Samus's butt is sybb

Fuck off

>>381055865
>the problem with Other M isn't that Samus has maternal instincts
The problem IS the maternal instincts, Samus ia a bounty hunter not a nanny
>Metroid II even alludes to that.
[citation needed]

>>381063635
>one is an alternate version of the character totally unrelated to the original. the original is still preserved in it's entirety
>the other is the only version of the character. the addition has no precedent in any game in the series then 24 year history. The game it is featured is also universally reviled

>>381063804
Fuck off Sybb.

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samus only has a mole when adam authorizes the use of one

>>381063989
So yes.

>>381055053
AAADAAM

>>381063569
She squats

>>381064379
So she only has a muscular butt, but the rest of her body is all slim and tiny?

Doesn't make sense.

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Is Samus stuck inside of the Fusion Suit? My friend seems convinced of it but I really don't think so. Is there anywhere they say for sure?

>>381064551
Tell your friend to beat the game in under 3 hours.

>>381064551
no she isnt stuck in it. did either of you fools ever complete the game? shes out of it in the end, going around the city somewhere, out of federation jurisdiction presumably.

before the end, i dont know. i dont think so, but she could very well be trapped in it. but after absorbing the sa-x, she pretty much went back to normal

>>381064508
Women don't really have testosterone. Other than general muscle tone, their butts are about the only things skinny girls can gain from working out.

>>381064854
I'm in the middle of playing the game right now.

>>381054654
By the way she talks it sounds like she's never been with a guy "Oh Adam, why am in heat for you"

>>381063569
>>381063804
I don't know man, that sounds like a Sybb thing to say

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>>381066984
she hasnt. why do you think shes such a sperg? shes like those business women whove been busy every day of their life so they dont actually have any experience with men at all. theyre hot, theyre confident, they want you to push them over their desk and fuck them until they die, but they cannot for the life of them figure out how to actually do it

>>381067474
she fucks aliens she picks up from bars

>>381067612
I bet those are furries

>>381067612
>alien species
>having genitals and in fact, sexes, in any way similar to humans
alien sex is rubbing a green guys ears or a blue guys spine ridges

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>>381067920
I firmly believe she and Gandrayda had freaky shapeshifter sex at least once or twice before the events of MP3.

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>>381068091
>adam still alive
>samus touching anything but her remodeled shithole
you know she spent countless hours practicing how to ask adam out in front of a mirror, only to get an autism attack when she sees him and acts like she unironically reads sonichu

i wonder if she would be more popular if nintendo made her autistic

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Other M is the rare moment where I cry sexism in video games.

>people believing in Samus had a thing for Adam
Please, that's like believing Big Boss had a thing for The Boss

>>381069052
so, yes

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>>381068403
>she would be more popular if nintendo made her autistic.
She already is autistic. In all the prime games she scans just about everything, good at solving dumb color puzzles, Gandrayda points out that Samus is good with machines, and she also gets along well with Ghor because they can nerd about science.

>>381068403
She was raised by bird people wasn't she? She'd probably be super shit at reading human facial expressions/emotions

>>381069283
You'd have to be super direct, i.e. "lemme smash" or "u want sum fuk"

>>381064186

Samus is NOT for sexual. Do NOT sexual the Samus!

>>381069254
>>381069283
>samus spends her off days assembling lego sets and watching ponies
no wonder adam never stuck it in her. he probably thought he would catch her tism

>>381069254
Being smart doesn't mean she's autistic.


You fags need to realize that this fantasy where she's as socially retarded as you are is just that, a fantasy. The character has never been depicted that way.

>>381069627
calm down samus. play some more minecraft. hows that castle coming along?