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>>381040037
>malefeminist
>>381039767
>>381039905
>>381040370
>>381040674
I just fell for bait, right? You're just pretending to not know how to post in a filename thread just to fuck with me aren't you?
>>381040037
Who sits near someone mowing?
>>381039767
>Yiga Hidehout.jpg
>>381040037
I've never seen a mower that shoots grass out the back
>>381041142
Who mows near someone sitting?
>>381039767
>>381041479
That's because normally when you mow without a bag attached it lowers a cover to prevent the grass from spraying out, they obviously removed said cover to film this.
>>381041708
In midwestern burgerland most mowers shoot out the side. I've seen pictures of mowers with the bag, but I've never actually seen someone mow with one
stole the filename from someone on /k/ earlier today
>>381041565
Someone presumably hired to mow that area that the guy is sitting in? Or is it his daughter being forced to mow for chores and he's stupidly watching from too close? I personally think it's just a massively stretched out reason for porn though.
>>381042082
You have got to be kidding me
Here, have two filenames
>>381040037
What a weird way to start a porn.
>>381042795
>old men fucking 18 year olds
>not weird.
>>381040778
>fallout
kek
>>381043008
What a legend, didn't even hesitate.
>>381043008
loli pantsu
>>381043296
>>381043296
Fucking COD players
>>381043008
>that pantyshot
unf
>>381042910
That's pretty vanilla in today's standards.
>>381043008
Did they die?
>>381043541
yep, all of them even the sea cat
>>381042438
Fuck I lost.
>>381043519
>Diablo 3 Auction House.jpg
>>381043541
Nah. But the little girl needed to get some weird shots, because neither the sea lion, nor that water were remotely clean.
>>381043631
Pro tip: Do not get anywhere near this close to a Cassowary.
Stay Casso-wary of them, if you will.
>>381043631
Jesus you'd never catch me that close to a cassowary. They can be ruthless
>>381043616
You mean 4, right anon?
>>381043838
WOW
>>381043210
is she crying
>>381043997
You never cease to surprise me blue hedgehog. I thought that the capsule you were in exploded in space.
>>381044160
>>381044169
She's a console player, they're all babies.
>>381043730
>hand
>>381044414
>>381043950
kek
>>381043730
>She put her hand out while the car tipped over
>>381040674
>/pol/visits/co/.jpg
>>381043210
Is she laughing or crying?
>>381043204
I actually played against this guy on a casual server once, he wasn't very good.
>>381042082
>speedhacks.webm
>>381039767
4K bananas
>>381044674
>>381044827
>>381044378
rekt
>>381044050
Does someone have this with sound?
>>381044739
Goddammit now I need a haircut
>>381044505
what even is this?
>>381044739
americans need to start getting bullied again
>>381044570
Were you really surprised?
>>381044739
ayyy lmao
>>381044830
blyat
>>381044169
She's an athlete who probably spent months, if not years of her life training, and when she finally gets her big break she flakes. Most people would cry after wasting years.
>>381042082
She should have stayed on it, it would have done her body some good.
>>381044830
>Chicky bricky
I don't get
>>381040037
>Soros is foiled again
>>381043406
>not 360noscope
>>381044348
god dammit thats great
>>381044373
Why is Jim carrey such a shit actor?
>>381044910
Nice.
>>381044739
give me a quick rundown on this guy
>>381043838
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
>>381044160
what the fuck is this retarded circle road they're on?
>>381042327
haha shit this gets me every time
>>381044910
holy fucking shit dude
>>381040037
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFF*
*sniff* "ahhh yes, I love the smell of grASS"
>>381045512
A roundabout, also known as a Jojo's to be continued.
>>381045517
>Lean becomes a vampire
>>381045517
>>381040037
>what if zelda was a girl?
>>381044505
is that alantutorial?
>>381045628
Leon*
fug
>>381044739
>white people
>>381045706
Looks like we got ourselves a T U T O R I A L H E A D!
>>381044975
Yes
>>381044474
wtf do the guys in the middle on either side do?
they literally grab the middle of the car and just hold it.
>>381045512
It's called a roundabout or a traffic circle in some areas. It's a regular feature of most first and second world countries to include America.
>>381042310
Active Raid is underrated
>>381044474
how much do you think one of those guys gets paid
>>381045851
they pick up the car
>>381045886
Does anyone know what actually happened in that gif? Was the pan man actually struck, or did it strike near him?
>>381039767
>>381045851
When you take wheels off any car you need it to be lifted. Wheels are the only thing that should touch the floor on a car.
>>381045880
KEK
>>381044910
>gonna be an animator in Japan
>2.1 GPA
>my dad owns a Walmart so I'm guaranteed a job there
Holy hell
>>381044505
is this dude on fire in some crackhouse or something? what the fuck is going on here?
>>381045143
I asked for the facts, not your fucking editorial.
>>381045886
WTF HAPPENED HERE?
>>381045973
>>381045395
what am i looking at
>>381045976
another file name could be prop hunt
>>381045226
Cyka blyat
>>381046116
This shit will suck the ghost out of you cus it will rupture a lung lol'd
>>381044910
I want this kid to die
>>381045965
>>381046104
>Walk out in a thunderstorm with a pan on your head
>WHAT HAPPENED?!
Gee, i dunno.
>>381046245
I don't even feel like laughing after reading these, I just feel bad.
>>381040674
Holy motherfucking shit. It all makes sense now. Why don't more people take these "red pills" ?? They're absolutely eye opening!
>>381041698
Hehehe
>>381046397
Do you care about him?
>>381046129
>Shadow of the Colossus
>>381046260
>>381046468
More like pity him, I guess. I'd be justified in feeling bad for the girl though.
>>381046186
>90s FPS
>halo
>>381045417
lmao bruh
>>381044348
I don't get it
>>381046245
fucking orbiters
>>381045512
You mean a roundabout?
>>381046581
Gets me everytime
>>381046608
The character's name is Archer, and he is doing stealth things.
>>381044230
>>381045014
is this how the EU house fire thing started?
>>381046713
wtf? which vin diesel movie is this?
>>381046713
Why is Joe Rogan so pissed?
>>381046226
Germans welcoming muslim immigrants.
>>381046846
oh we triggering people now?
>>381042910
what medieval buddhist country do you live in?
>>381046713
>Manlytears strikes back
>>381046846
>>381040484
Xbone exclusives*
>>381043147
He just pulled her back into the water.
Then again he might have more knowledge about pedolions than I do. Maybe they have rapecaves or whatever.
It felt more like a
>this will make them love me
action
>>381047123
What is that?
>>381045143
actually she's a kpop idol who knows nothing about archery
>>381044910
That had to be staged.
>>381045976
>>381045959
yeah i don't think so. that's literally what the dudes with the jacks on the front and back end of the car do
>>381047123
That's a red panda right? Why do they look more like raccoons? Kind of freaky.
>>381047203
Red Panda
>>381043838
NOTHING I COULD DO!
>>381047203
A red panda.
>>381039767
>>381044457
>man held hostage by ps3 games
>>381047164
The guy anon, the guy who jumped in to help.
>>381047203
vetrenarian
>>381047414
Thanks anon. I was starting to think noone would answer my question
>>381046509
Too subtle, I think.
>>381046347
Fucking Russians
>>381041848
Those are usually non riding mowers as well and don't spray upward like in this case, just down and straight onto the ground as mulch. Or you can rake it.
>>381047271
They're both lifting it and bracing it from being pulled when the wheels are removed. They are there just for added safety.
>>381047023
>>381045361
He removed his genitals to become a genderless alien.
>>381046398
is this legit? how would you even get access to their television broadcasts? are you okay anon? should we send the FBI?
>>381047386
Exactly.
He dragged her back into the water.
Also old man didn't even have the strength to pull himself up.
In a real dangerous situation he would probably just got in the way
>>381047562
>Russians
Thats a C-130 you retard
>>381047682
North Korea isn't THAT mysterious.
>>381043838
should be "DSP plays crash bandicoot"
>>381047718
fucking plane autists
>>381046808
what
>>381047023
I may not be there every time it pops up, but I will always point out this shit flat out falls apart the moment the protag whips it out to use it.
>>381047203
A Wah
>>381046713
toddhowardsbrotherfindsoutyoudidn'tpreorderskyrimHDremaster.webm
>>381042082
>black girl magic
>>381046713
Did they not buy fallout 4 and all its dlc?
>>381046186
No way, that's probably not even 30fps.
>>381047813
In DKC they ride a rhino, in Crash they ride a polar bear. Both wouldn't be any more right than the other. Unless there is a pig section I'm forgetting.
>>381042512
Nice
>>381047718
Prove it
>>381039767
WHOA! Slow down diddy kong, thats alota fu'k'n bananas
>>381045620
>guy loses an important file that could determine his entire future
>lol crying emojis!!!
fuck this society
>>381043007
shit-tier nigger humor
>>381042512
Heh.
>>381039767
>not Yiga Shopping Trip.jpg
>>381047879
I didn't know daniel radcliffe is a neo nazi
>>381047979
Lol niggers, class acts all the way
>>381044739
Creepy, and pretty interesting, honestly.
>>381046608
I hate you.
>>381048289
>>381048234
Someone correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure its from the movie he filmed pretty recently.
>>381048234
Shit it looks just like him. Didn't see it before
>>381043838
Is it just me or is that pig fucking enormous?
>>381048092
Just look up Operation Credible Sport
>>381048234
Your joke doesn't work because that's him in a movie
>>381048339
Because it is him you nincompoop.
>>381047276
>Why do they look more like raccoons?
Because they're closer related to raccoons.
>>381046581
i'll fucking kill you
>>381047276
Because red panda is just a name, they aren't actually related to pandas.
>>381048341
It's an optical illusion, it's just Manly Tears and his twin sister playing with their piglet.
>>381047892
What manga anon?
>>381048405
excuse me for not following anything he's done since harry potter
>>381042918
kek
>>381042903
>No way fag.webm
>>381040037
When did Lauren southern and George soros get a sitcom?
>>381043631
Just give the bird the fucking sandwich and pray that it's happy.
>>381042285
you should know that most niggers never fly so they're not used to this sort of thing, racist
>>381042903
sauce on pic?
>>381048180
>wah fuck society, fuck niggers
Um calm down sweetie
>>381046129
these fucking things fall into my window wells and it usually turns out like this trying to fish them out
>>381045604
brilliant
>>381048359
Make me
>>381046369
you might be shocked to find that YOU are the retard
>>381047979
Fucking hell, that one always gets me.
>>381047682
sometimes you can find a live stream of their news
>>381048836
>>381046692
You can't just say its a half
>>381046832
Twin X
>>381048327
wait what whats going on here?
>>381047841
The one in the UK that got like 30 people killed
>>381043405
spoonfeed me please
>>381044078
>affirmative action
>diversity quotas
Thanks, Obama.
>>381044975
>>381044050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8
>>381049119
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>>381045004
>>381045706
>>381046079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHa2y-pKD8
>>381043107
but this is all due to asymmetry which you can't do in the character creator
>>381040484
>watching E3 with /v/.jpg
>>381047123
cute
>>381043730
>that fucking hand
holy fuck what was she thinking
>>381049234
>>381043405lol
>>381049169
There's a Minecraft joke book that was posted on here a bit recently, and all of the jokes are just redundant "and then a creeper blew it up" or "it was destroyed" anti-punchline
>>381045856
Americans use four way stops more than Roundabouts, and rarely a round-about that small when we do. We use large round abouts and put a park in the middle.
>>381049169
>"Did you hear about the player that walked in on two creepers?"
>"He was DESTROYED!"
And that's pretty much every other punchline.
>>381048341
She's a little chubby but far from enormous
>>381040484
Going to /v/ expecting videogames.jpg
>>381046116
That shit looks funny but could seriously fuck you up.
>>381049424
I know, I don't get how the pic relates
if you're just saying that segment was also a redundant non-joke that's kind of a stretch
>>381044479
>>381044549
she was falling retards and didn't have her seatbelt on, do you even gravity bro?
>>381044346
>I am here on a sacred mission.
>>381049108
a setup to catch home invaders i'm guessing? the dude answering the door is also a pro
>>381049501
They just installed a buncha tiny one lane roundabouts near me. It's the most useless shit ever but it stops the street racers.
>>381044505
Give us a source you teasing bastard!
>>381049119
>GEDDAN
>>381046226
>
The death of a country
>>381039767
My first job was working cashier at a grocery market, and this one time this guy came by with a cart just fucking loaded with bananas. Dozens of bunches of bananas, filling his cart. I had no idea why he needed them, but it was bananas.
>>381045326
get outta here
>>381049501
quite a few new small roundabouts up here in Anchorage. They're all in heavy residential areas though
>>381049003
god the first movies were quite hilarious.
>>381047979
Ayy lmao
>>381049206
>mfw wikipedia article for this movie
>>381049797
link
>>381045395
fuck yeah diverse as shit!
>>381049673
it's alantutorial faggot, read the other replies then drop a blue chair
>>381043631
Alright, I've searched the archive enough, anyone have a video source for this?
>>381048180
Boohoo, bitch boy.
>>381048145
I've just been spoiled on a movie I would've probably never seen. I guess that's ok.
>>381049597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KGfgg-d8s
>>381040674
I didn't believe this until there was literally a pig version of that coexist bumper sticker
>>381043008
>Pantyshot
What anime is this?
>>381048824
>A hunter is a hunter even in a dream.webm
>>381049970
Being left handed and having to use a bolt action rifle is truly suffering
>>381046468
KEK
>>381050023
Yeah, I know the scene
It doesn't make sense
>>381046976
D-did they live?
>>381044457
Not "snake with 100% camo indexholds up ocelot."
>>381050248
off to the glue factory
>>381042512
Thanks for the nightmares
>>381050248
I thought black don't crack?
>>381045395
Why do Europeans clap so much?
>>381049597
do you remember what billy keeps saying? Or are you so autistic that you cannot relate the two?
>>381048706
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1536386
>>381044070
>I'm a chuckster!
>>381048025
i think the first "ride some bullshit" stage in crash 1 is a boar. polar bear sounds like one of the sequels or a much later stage
>>381049868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traxx_(film)
>>381050248
>all those niggas on the sideline stumbling over in shock
>>381044739
I honestly have a lot of respect for this thing.
>>381050248
>>381050248
>filename
heh
>>381050530
>Or are you so autistic that you cannot relate the two?
Can you read? I said it's a massive stretch and isn't really a joke
>>381042910
Nigger my fucking 65 yo dad fucks tight little teens all the time . Doesn't give a fuck.
>>381040901
How?
>>381050464
Is this a murder or a suicide?
Fresh OC right off the presses.
>>381049212
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>381046186
goddamn I miss drawn together
>>381050407
>spoon fed harder than a fucking quadriplegic
>still doesn't get it
You seem like the kind of guy that replies seriously to needsaname.jpg
>>381050967
>is a retard who can't read
>>381050605
>>381049785
>misadventures of skooks.jpg
>>381045325
Underrated
>>381044270
you really need to be a first class asshole to make a joke like that
>>381051053
>his autism does not allow him to see how humor works
why are you even here? most of these filenames must be complete mysteries to you
>>381049735
gud one man
>>381045512
imagine if at any intersection, instead of waiting for it to go green you could just go if the road was clear without even stopping
now dont and put up 4 way stops or intersections fucking everywhere so you start and stop and start and stop and start and stop....
>>381050947
This from some movie? Source?
>>381051210
>make a bad post in a filename thread
>HURR YOU HAVE AUTISM AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY
>>381048025
In the first Crash he rides a boar.
>>381040674
How did the fuck does this movie not have a huge following? It's literally about all of these things. The pigs have a fucking coexist sticker and a "Hamnesty International" building. It's fucking unreal how it passed through the hollywood execs.
>>381043950
>>381049119
>GET DOWN
>>381040901
thicc.
>>381049212
okay this one's pretty good
>>381050726
should be titled "DLC"
>>381049342
he was also in the Finnish Army
>>381051334
holy shit there's just no helping this one is there?
>>381039905
GTA V Gameplay.jpg
>>381051263
Bones. Show's slightly above average, but the titular character is my 3D waifu. Or the chick from Ghost Whisperer, haven't narrowed it down yet.
>>381039767
>Yiga Clan goes shopping.jpg
>>381044445
This is why they said you have to split open their head to make sure that they really died.
>>381046581
At this point I just check to see what trick it is
>>381043008
>>381051570
it's just the way it is, all kinds of folk out here
>>381051570
>realize your were wrong
>keep shitposting to save face
yep
is it that hard to accept that your post wasn't very good?
>>381051815
I wonder if the stig ever misses the trio
>>381051805
based shad
>>381051805
>shadman
>>381049119
>chaos engine breaks free
>>381043950
Aren't those things like modern day raptors? But I mean what would you even do in that situation. If you run odds are it'll chase you. Just give it the sandwich
>>381043107
whats wrong with your faaaaace
needs a name
>>381051859
Ok, let's walk through this:
>joke book keeps repeating 'it was destroyed!' as a punchline
>Billy keeps saying repeating a line
Do you know what the common link between these two are? Here's a hint: watch the video carefully. It contains a clue!
>>381044739
>Anime antagonist origin stories
>>381040674
>lifts index finger like most islamists
>>381048018
>>381046570
>reading comprehension
>>381052197
Yes you fucking dolt, I'm aware of that
I'm telling you it's a huge stretch and it's not a good joke
>>381051859
It's okay to admit that you're the odd one out in this situation. Don't worry about it.
>>381044348
took me a minute
>>381052369
No, I'm pretty sure it took you until that post to realize what the joke was. You seem to be a massive retard.
>>381046692
>>381052315
im implying that halo isn't even a 90s game
>>381050436
Yes, but not after they fell down the hole.
>>381052187
40k character design
>>381052095
You simply don't associate with them and hope they don't decide to associate themselves with you, doing so is the equivalent of walking up to a guy with a machete drenched in blood.
>>381048745
>muh PC feelings are more important than some white boi's lifelong goals and dreams
Those tribesman really never should have sold those people to begin with. China and Ireland were the right choice.
>>381049797
>A handful of middle-aged males from Texas (at least two) consider Traxx to be one of the greatest films ever made.
>>381051068
What's that video of the girl's basketball game in a school gymnasium where one of the players fall and slides on the floor only to get impaled by a wooden tile and stopping dead in her track?
>>381051926
neck yourself
>>381051859
>not getting angry at the guy who actually posted it
wow, it's like you can't even tell us apart, what a shame
>>381046531
>knows it's unoriginal, so takes it and creates the same joke
haha very funny motherfucker
>>381047703
Get out
Get-the-fuck-out
>>381051068
>that one moment where he just stares at his leg for a solid second and just covers his head in shame.
It's impressive how he doesnt even freak out or anything.
>>381049185
fucking kek
>>381042082
>tfw you know you fucked up while out in public but you keep doing it anyway to save face
>>381052629
jesus christ what
>>381051139
and you really need to go back to Tumblr and Reddit
>>381045892
Probably a decent amount, since they're definitely going to get fired if they take even a second too long to finish.
>>381042512
Tails' lithe form there makes my peepee tingle
>>381046186
>soon I'll have more arms than the wackiest god in India
>>381047686
well you are fucking stupid, I'm certain of this after this last post
>>381051805
>no panty shot
c'mon shad. you had 1 job
>>381052446
You had to explain it to me once because it was an unclear bad joke, and then after that you kept insisting I didn't despite me telling you I understand your intent but it was vague and wasn't funny
>>381049185
kek
>>381042664
>>381045853
i love how they just ragdoll for a second
>>381051068
holy fuck how many years did he skip leg day
>>381043631
Those things are the IRL descendents of velociraptors.
>>381051893
Well there were like 3 Stigs, 2 left on bad terms.
>>381050407
>>381047561
Nah
>>381053118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDV-FnhOgNQ
>>381042438
lmao sauce
>>381047203
A native American trash panda
>>381051548
That would imply that DLC is better than the game itself. If it was an old building with another old building tacked on it would make sense.
HD remake makes sense here because you are still working with the older base.
>>381053274
> I understand your intent
oh jesus you still don't get it do you
>>381040037
>rupeefarm
>>381053258
>drags little girl back into the water even though she's out of danger already, probably got water in her lungs since she was taking a deep breath
>WOW WHAT A HERO
Fuck off
>>381048328
It's called Imperium and it was filmed in hopewell virginia right down the street from me.
>>381052985
that artist is shit.
R8
>>381050726
>Battlefield 1 gun sights
>>381048145
This always bothers me because that's not how it works. That's not how it fucking works at all.
>>381045856
>tfw there's a roundabout in Viera, Florida and it's regarded as one of the most dangerous places to drive within 100 or so miles
>>381053743
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and that it's way too deep for me to rate.
>>381050017
Still a great movie mate, give it a go even if you know the ending
>>381053542
is reading really this hard for you?
>>381053419
>they just want equal rights
yea ok bud
>>381053783
Please explain further.
>>381053274
>asks to get spoonfed a joke that doesn't require any effort to look up and get a nice chuckle about
>"W-WHY'D YOU SPOONFEED ME THAT BAD JOKE E-EVEN THOUGH I ASKED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN IT? YOU'RE A RETARD!"
I'm laughing my ass off
>>381053767
I was thinking "Scope microtransactions" like how they have the ones you can buy in Counter Strike but I don't know how to word it right.
>>381048545
what movie?
>>381040778
HOLY SHIT KEK
>>381046706
Looks like it's that time again.
>>381054060
Pandorum I think
>>381054003
>"W-WHY'D YOU SPOONFEED ME THAT BAD JOKE E-EVEN THOUGH I ASKED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN IT?
Nobody said anything even close to this
It's time to stop posting
>>381054060
Check Webm title.It's Pandorum apparently.
Anywhere I can read the rest of this steve lichman shit? This is gold.
>>381049424
Thread?
>>381040484
These jokes don't work anymore unless you specify PS3 or change it to XBONE
>>381049387
>Overwatch console players
>>381045851
i think they communicate to the driver? not sure
>>381045325
How much coca butter that nigger be on?
>>381053980
Try to explain the joke. Tell us what you think it is.
>>381054172
>>381049169
>>381051053
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>>381044169
She's laughing
>>381043008
Stricken with inspiration
>>381054573
naisu
>>381054527
Are you legitimately retaded? None of that says that.
>>381053274
>You had to explain it to me once because it was an unclear bad joke
Seeing how you're the only one who has never gotten this joke, I'd say that's a healthy hit/miss ratio.
>>381054573
Oh for fuck sake.
>>381044827
>>381044910
> (´・ω・`).jpg
>>381054573
You will either never get a wife, or will rape your own daughter.Or convert to the religion of peace.
>>381049772
The early to mid 2000s were really the last age of good parody movies
>>381049342
This man lived to kill commies
>>381053419
>you owe me reparations for having slain me this morn
Holy god Im dying here
>>381047580
Every riding mower I've ever had, and those I've seen around all shoot out from the side on the bottom where the blades are. Pic related.
>>381051235
i almost was legally at fault for an accident where the freeway exited onto a roundabout and the guy in front of me came to a full stop even though there was clearly no one coming. fuck roundabouts. all you need is to time stop lights correctly
>>381050679
Idk anon i got it instantly i think you're autistic.
>>381054269
Why are you on other threads instead of PLAYING FUCKING OREGON.
>>381054683
>doesn't know what paraphrasing and exaggeration are
also nice post time
>>381053419
And people wonder why Notch just goes straight to shit talking these people and calling them cunts
>>381053525
>>381051548
not him, but "just cause 3 dlc" would work becuase its futuristic bullshit
>>381049575
This happens when you emulate FFX right? Why does that even happen?
>>381055009
It doesn't say that, exaggerated or not.
>>381044674
Rope for honor ass mask?
>>381055172
It has you asking to be spoonfed.
>>381053783
Can you explain to me exactly how it works?
>>381054938
>i was following too closely to come to a safe stop
>the other guy was the problem
>>381053624
>sea dwelling creature drags non-waterbreathing child into the water
>not having ANY concerns that it might be continuing to attempt to drag her under
>thinking for even a second that you should just sit around with your thumb up your ass waiting to see how it plays out
>>381055172
(You) or not, that's the gist of what was said.
>>381055232
Which isn't what you said it had.
Do yourself a favor and just close the thread
>>381043730
is she ok
>>381053783
>thing that doesn't exist
>that's not how it works!
Next you'll tell me that my dragon dildos don't look like real dragon dicks.
>>381045116
i see euro plates. you need to name this euro truck sim or somthing senpai
>>381055442
I nearly snapped my fucking neck flinching, holy shit
>>381055172
Okay, they literally asked for me to spoonfeed them, after doing that, then said they didn't get it, so we further explained it, which was met with, "you had to explain a joke to me so it's a bad joke"
idk why they asked for an explanation if they're just going to complain about it being bad.
>>381054001
>>381053783
I'll explain for him, basically time travel movies usually work like this (there are exceptions).
Picture time as a flowing river going from top to bottom, with bottom being the future. When someone goes back in time, they either create a new river or jump in another river replacing the person's consciousness, they don't go back up to the river they are already in (try and draw it if it's easier)
So : Bruce Willis is old Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He does his stuff in his timeline yada yada, he's sent to Joseph's timeline for execution etc. He escapes etc a lot of stuff happen, queue the ending where Joseph kills himself to delete Bruce Willis as his only choice to prevent a "time loop". Now there are many problems as you may have already deduced. You might be saying "but wtf Bruce came from another timeline, shouldn't Joseph just die and... that's it ?". That's what anon was probably saying "it doesn't work like that" at.
The film's explanation for this is I imagine that it's not multiple timeflows explanation but single closed time flow explanation. But in which case then the loop was already broken, Willis already altered the events, he isn't going to grow old with his Chinese waifu etc so really the plot has holes as big as a gaping a-hole. There might be theories explaining it all but basic time travel movie mechanics kind of point out flaws in Looper