Childhood vidya stories thread

>>381039461
You should've told them you little shit.

>>381039461
Are you still poor, anon?

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>>381039953
Yes

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>>381039461
>Trust friend when he says he'll get me some gold on Runescape.
>Hand out my details to him.
>Had my account stolen the next day.
I felt betrayed, even though I'm the one who deserves the most blame.

>>381040415

Stop being poor then.

>>381040415
be my waifu anon, I can buy you games in exchange for kisses and handholding

>>381039461
>go over to my Aunties house while my folks are having a night out
>Aunt is super religious and legitimately informercial channels, not looking forward to it
>After dinner she pulls out her PS1 from her cabinet drawer
>Starts playing Crash 3, telling me she only needs a few more gold relics before 105%
>mind is absolutely destroyed by the idea that some random old lady took time to play Crash 3 so much

>>381039461
>Lose game at friend's house
>Eventually after a week or so he gets his dad to buy me a new copy
I think it was all part of his ploy to get the game. Obviously hid dad would never have bought it unless it was to pay for a lost copy. Cartridges don't just up and disappear like that.

>>381042235
>>Eventually after a week or so he gets his dad to buy me a new copy
At least he didn't just act like you "lost" it.

>gameboy advance just comes out
>play pokemon with people on the bus and during recess
>friend asks me to lend him a copy of saphire because he has ruby
>say no
>he later asks me again, but will lend me a gameshark if I lend him the game
>Saphire is my only gba game
>ask him if the gameshark works on gameboy color games
>he says yes, we trade
>Gameshark doesn't fucking work on gameboy games
>go to class and get robbed of my gameshark
>friend eventually gives me back saphire at the end of the day and when I check all my legendaries and strongest pokemon are gone
>a different friend comes up to me saying to give him back his gameshark
That fucking prick didn't even lent me his gameshark, it was someone elses.

>go on the bus and talk to the 5th graders I usually talk to about pokemon
>they tell me they know who stole the gameshark
>point to this asian guy who sits across from us
>bug asian guy for the gameshark back everyday
>towards the end of the school year 5th graders gave me back the gameshark and then showed me how it worked
>give gameshark back to friend B and explained the situation
From that point on, I was no longer friends with any of these people.

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I once shit myself while playing shadow the hedgehog
I was sick but totally sucked up in the game
I remember it was at the chemical zone with the green loo

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>>381039461
>Tfw I was that guy

I had the Original Ratchet & Clank for YEARS, but that guy brought it back because he remembered. Didn't actually help that I don't know the guy, not having his number and knew from a mutual friend and didn't mention it for a long time

Am I bad a person, anons?

>>381044249
>he didn't poopsock

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>>381039461
I got another one

>Be in 3rd grade
>Yugioh was all the craze in school
>People playing
>Bought the games, had the new cards, always changed my cards
>"Friend" asks me to show my deck
>Gave my cards to him
>He said they're all garbage and threw them in the garbage with all the disgusting food in it
>Got mad as hell and said why
>"What are you gonna do about it?"
>Stopped talking to him and avoided eye contact no matter how sorry he was

>>381042235
His dad at least made it up by buying it for you. Bet he got spanked if he found out his son stole shit

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>>381039461
>local stoner breaks into my house and steals my gameboy color
>break into his house and steal it back
>he confronts me
>kick his ass
fucking christ i miss being a teenager.

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>>381043890
I wonder why are kids such assholes
>>381045039
That sucks anon. I hope you have success in your life. Happiness is the best revenge.

>>381045658
>I wonder why are kids such assholes
They don't know any better I guess?

>>381044249
I once shit myself during an exam at school because I thought I wasn't allowed to use the toilet. Made for a very uncomfortable first exam experience.

>>381045039
I have a story like that.
>Have some really cool pokemon cards
>show my collection to some kids from my class right in front of the school gate
>Then some fucking pakistani kid from my class that was watching too just throws his hands in the air, clasps them together and with a downward swing smashes all of my cards out of my hand.
>All my cards were scattered on the ground.
>I desperately tried to pick up my cards and some of the other kids helped
>when I was picking up my cardd I suddenly hear a guy scream
>It was one of my best bros at the time.
>He fucking went full throttle and tackled that paki.kid as hard as he could.
>appearantly that paki.kid was trying to "help" me collect the card that he smashed out of my hand
>my bro who was just done with class and just got outside saw me desperately picking up pokemon cards and saw the paki kid getting his grubby little hands on one of my rare cards he recognized that were mine.
>at that moment he put 2 and 2 together and he tackled the paki kid as hard as he could before the kid could get any of my cards and quickly picked up all the cards that were lying the ground before anyone else could get them
>I might have lost a few of my trash cards, but if it wasn't for my bro I might have lost half of my cool cards.
Alain you glorious bastard, you are the fucking best.

>>381039461
>Be Leafposter inna 8th grade
>Once in a while everyone goes to a Tim Hortons nearby to get lunch
>It's Roll up the Rim to win (look it up)
>Buy a few kids their coffee as long as they promise me to give them anything they win
>One kid won't give me the prize he owes me (Free Coffee)
>Pushing each other around trying to halfheartedly get the cup from him. Give up on it when lunch ends
>end of the day and we're hanging out in the playground waiting for buses to leave
>He just walks home and I gotta wait for my brothers to come give me a ride.
>He's kinda teasing me with it. Finally snatch it from him
>He B-lines over to my backpack on a bench and takes my Gameboy SP and my copy of Pokemon Emerald
>Start chasing each other around the playground, threatening, bargaining, pleading, to get my pokemans back
>Three older brothers show up wondering what the fuck is taking me so long to get to the car
>They find out what happened and just beat the snot out of this kid
>Shove him into a trash bin
>Lift it up and shake it around before just dropping it back on the ground
>Put the gameboy back in my hands and drag me off to the car.
>Kid doesn't show up for like two days after this happened
>Lost the free coffee prize in the car.
>Don't even like coffee that much.

Being in a small school when you've got a big family is like being a member of the god damn mafia. It was terrifying. One time my brother and a bunch of his friends set off a home made bomb in one of the school toilets as a prank and totally destroyed it. Saran rapped me and two of my friends to a tree to see how many they could do before a teacher noticed. Other brother got 99% of our High school students to just up and ditch class to go to the beach for a whole day.

>>381048173
>>They find out what happened and just beat the snot out of this kid
>>Shove him into a trash bin
>>Lift it up and shake it around before just dropping it back on the ground

Holy shit. I mean, that kid was wrong but that's too much

>>381048462
Oh they had this whole thing going on with the kids sister at the time cause she said some fucked up shit to our cousin who went to the same school and she had some confidence issues or something. They were mad at me for buying the kid the coffee in the first place.

Like I said. Fucking mafia.

>>381048462
>I mean, that kid was wrong but that's too much
Welcome to the beauty of public schools.

>>381048932
For some reason I missed this

>One time my brother and a bunch of his friends set off a home made bomb in one of the school toilets as a prank and totally destroyed it.

Fucking hell.

Did these things change how you interacted with your brothers?

>>381048997
Catholic actually.

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>>381048173
Christ anon, the kid might have been wrong, but putting him inside a trash bin is just going too far.

>>381049225
My relationship with my family is pretty fantastic actually. We meet up every Sunday at my parents house for lunch. We're all pretty normal it's just that in their highschool years they liked throwing their weight around.

It wasn't a big bomb. It just kinda ruined the lid of the toilet and left some scorch marks on the stall. All they got was a week long suspension.

>>381049309
Then they're not so different.
My brother and his friends used to go around kicking door handles off classroom doors, bringing anything squishy or fruit related resulted in other groups being bombarded and many other not so nice things.

>>381046838
>not shitting before the exam