who would you want in a hypothetical Poker Night 3?

>SCP-137
>Samus
>a Xenomorph
>Shuffling Horror
>Dealer: Shephard

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>>381038996
Barney could be cool.

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Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim)
Johnny Gat (Saints Row)
Rick (Rick and Morty)
Mister Krup (Captain Underpants books)

Dealer is Count Olaf from the Series of Unfortunate Events books

Bartenders are Roadhog and Junkrat

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Dook Nookem could make the game GOTY

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Roadhog (with Junkrat chiming in with snark ala Max)
Garrus
Freddie Krueger
Jontron
Dealer is Carl
Bartender is Brak

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Demoman from TF2
Peacock from Skullgirls
Mulder from the X-Files
Carl from ATHF

dealer could be Aku

fuck, this thread is making me actually want another poker night. They aren't gonna make a new one because they wouldn't make nearly as much money as another story mode game, right?

>>381039991
hell yeah

RICK FROM RICK AND MORTY XD

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Hank Venture
Homestar Runner (or Strong Bad again)
Nick or Bill from Left 4 Dead
Lee from TWD Season 1 with Clem cameos

Hosted by Doc Venture (or anybody who would have good chemistry that's not entirely related)

>>381041525
They could if they went all out with it.

God could you imagine a poker night game with a 50+ pool of randomly selected characters from completely unrelated franchises? You could unlock different dealers etc

>>381038996
>TV character
Hank Scorpio

>movie character
Darth Vader

>comic character
The Joker

>vidya character
Dr. Eggman/Robotnik

>host
GLaDOS

>dealer
Captain LeChuck

>bartender and waitress
Arthur McFly and Trixie Trotter (forced by "Kid" Tannen

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>>381042061
Don't get my hopes up like that, please

>Valve rep
Louis from L4D, there hasn't been someone from that series yet.
>Telltale rep
Bluebeard or Toad or Flycatcher, all from Wolf.
>Cartoon rep
Rick with Morty on the side.
Alternatively, BoJack.
>Wild Card
Laverne from Day of the Tentacle

Dealer is the Narrator from Stanley Parable

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Game
Joshua Graham (Other players make comments about him being so serious all the time)

Movie (Postal Movie counts)
Postal Dude or Alex DeLarge (Being Himself)

TV
Randy Marsh (Has no idea what he's doing)

Comic
Karkat (I have no idea)

Dealer
Murdoc Niccals (We don't have many music related people)

Bar
Marked One from STALKER (Cheeki Breeki)

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Hellboy voiced by Ron Perlman

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>>381038996
We need this man right here.

>>381043431
Oh fuck that'd be sick

Dealer could be Marcus from Borderlands

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Carl
TF2 Spy
Homestar Runner
Bosco from S&M

Dealer: Gabe Newell

>>381044063
>"Hey Gabe, I haven't seen any 3's dealt out all night, whats the deal?"
>Heavy breathing from Gabe

>>381043236
I'd want this too, but he's getting a reboot.
I'll be just as happy with The Goon by Paul Giamatti, or Frankie.

>>381040032
Is this a bait post, or are your tastes actually that terrible?

Scout

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>>381038996
Duke Nukem as Dealer

MGSV era Ocelot as the snarker
Ashley Williams as the jerk
Ulmeyda as the light hearted
L4D Bill as the straight man

Optional mode where if you set the characters to be completely quiet, they are all replaces with a Gordon Freeman, Link, P3Protag, and Jak. occasionally Jak tries to speak and Daxter tells him he's a mute again so "stuff it".

Valve: scout, Ellis, breen
Telltale: the pig from that minecraft thing, just to watching everyone reee. real answer, sal the cockroach.
Cartoon: Rick would be perfect, fuck what anyone says
Wild: jacket, Scrooge mcduck, plain doll
Dealer: I like that other guys Stanley parable narrator idea

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>>381038996

>>381040306
>wears sunglasses while playing poker

Typical pokerstar scrub.

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>>381044250

>>381041525
Telltale's very first games were poker games, which is why they made the Poker Night games to begin with, as a tribute to that.

Who knows? Maybe they'll feel that nostalgic itch again.

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Eggman
Inferno Cop
Protoman
Samurai Jack

Dealer is Count Chocula

Someone explain the appeal of these games to me again? Because it seems like sad e-friends bullshit to me. I'm a pretty lame loser-type person myself but playing pretend poker with video game characters just to feel like you're palling around with them is lame, isn't it?

>>381048104
No, it's to see them palling around with each other. It's about the character interaction. It's like watching a show, AND you get to play some poker.

>>381048104
>hasn't played the game and is projecting

The poker is an excuse for jokes.
That's it. There's 0 friendliness or comfy, almost everyone in the table is aggressive as fuck to make you lose.

>spy from tf2
>Rick
>Sans with the occasional Papyrus
>???

>Dealer: Alfred from TTG batman

>Obligated choice: Ghost Handsome Jack
>Inevitable choice/popular demand choice: Rick
>Personal pipedream choice:Tom from toonami
>Callback choice: Sam and max acting as one gambler

>>381038996
Danny Phantom
Gunnery sgt. Hartman
The Truth
Beowulf (Skullgirls)

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>Rick Sanchez
>Jesse McCree
>Adam Jensen
>Thatcher from Rainbow 6 Siege

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Peacock from skullgirls is the only one I can think of at the moment

>>381052698
>Rick Sanchez
>Adam Jensen

I like you