HEY /V/, WERE GOING TO OREGON RIGHT FUCKIN NOW, GIVE ME 5 VIDYA RELATED NAMES AND A JOB, LETS GO.
Gaben
Ridley
>>381034291
4 MORE + JOB
Holy shit how is this so fucking empty.
Put my man Luigi in there.
Todd
Merchant
Pepe - mememaster
>>381034291
Banker
>>381034427
Farmer
Iwata
>>381034560
DECIDED OUR BOIS TO BRING WITH US.
WHAT MONTH ARE WE LEAVING?
>MARCH
>APRIL
>MAY
>JUNE
>JULY
>AUGUST
FIRST VOTE DECIDES
>>381034490
Alternate Choice:
Toddizzle
Farmer
Donte farmer
>>381034560
kys
>>381034694
March
Did anyone else name their Oregon Trail characters after DBZ characters?
>>381034785
MARCH IT IS, AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE.
WHAT SHOULD WE BUY
>>381034834
No but i once named them after Sonic characters and Sonic ended up dying of exhaustion.
>>381034916
OXEN
BULLETS
CLOTHES
>>381034916
Wagon wheels
>>381034916
20 OXEN GOTTA GO FAST
>>381034916
>>381034982 This, with maybe one or two wheels or tongues.
>>381034916
5 Ox
10 clothing
3 boolet
2 wheel, axle, tongue
rest on food
>>381035106
>3 boolet
>rest on food
Real men hunt their food.
>>381035106
>>381035060
>>381035026
>>381034982
WHAT DO WE SPEND OUR LAST 10 DOLLARS ON
>>381035282
WHEELS NIGGA
>>381035282
Save it
>>381035282
boolet
>>381035282
drugs
Herbert Moon, Merchant.
>>381035282
one bullet to kill each of ourselves with
>>381034969
So they went too fast?
>>381035282
Todd's paid mods
>>381035360
YOU GOT IT ANON
>>381035335
WE CAN ONLY GET 3, NOT 4
WHAT SHOULD OUR RATIONS BE
>>381035593
FILLING
>>381035593
Meager
>>381035593
THE RULES ARE UNIVERSAL
SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED
GET A MOVE ON WE'RE WASTING LIGHT
>>381035593
SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED
MAX THAT SHIT OUT
>>381035593
REAL GABEN MEALS, FILLING
>>381035659
I GUESS WERE BECOMING FAT FUCKS THEN
WHAT PACE SHOULD WE MOVE AT
WILL HUNT RIGHT AFTER THIS
>>381035789
MAXIMUM SPEED
>>381035789
A GRUELING PACE
>>381035789
GRUELING PACE
GOTTA GO FAST
>>381035789
MAXIMUM SPEED
>>381035849
INCEDIBLY HIHG SPEED?
>>381035789
START STRONG
GRRRUEEELIINGGG
>>381035849
>>381035852
>>381035926
GOT IT ANONS
ALSO IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW
>>381036050
LITTER THE COUNTRY WITH CORPESES
>>381036050
NEED MORE MEAT, THROW SOME OF THAT USELESS SHIT OUT
>>381036126
GOT IT FAG, ALSO GODDAMNIT LUIGI
>>381036368
No rest for Luigi. Gotta keep going fast.
>>381036368
FUCK YOU GAY LUIGI
>>381036368
Throw him overboard, can't have cripples slowing us down.
>>381036413
WE REACHED KANSAS, WHAT NOW
>>381033932
But I'm already in Oregon you colossal fucking fool.
>>381036490
KEEP GOIN
>>381036490
>Kansas
Fuck this leave immideatly
>>381036490
GO BACK IT ISN'T WORTH IT
>>381036490
KEEP MOVING
>>381036490
Kill niggers.
see if there's a doctor and if they can fix gay Luigi's gay leg
>>381036490
ford the river
>>381036561
>>381036584
>>381036608
>>381036614
>>381036614
GOT IT ANONS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RIVER
>>381036490
talk
>>381036712
FORD NIGGA
>>381036712
Ford
>>381036712
FORD THAT CUNT
Hey, I looked and there's like a million different versions of Oregon Trail.
What's the one that's always used for these threads and why is it the "definitive" one?
>>381036712
FORD IT
>>381036712
FORD
>>381036776
Deluxe edition
>>381036712
HENRY THAT BITCH
>>381036903
FUGGG :-DDDD
>>381036903
FUCK THIS RNG FILLED GAME
WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN DO THERE
>>381036903
FUCK THEM, KEEP GOING
>>381036975
>>381037014
F INDEED ANON, F INDEED
>>381036903
THEY WHERE WORTHLESS ANYWAY
>>381036776
It was the first one available that was not restricted to the Apple II or related computers. And I can't speak for everyone but it's the one I grew up with.
>>381036903
that's unfortunate
there is literally nothing wrong with caulking
>>381036903
>drowned in 6ft-deep river
They were not meant to last in this world.
>>381037048
KEEP GOIN
>1.7K POUNDS OF FOOD BURNED
>>381037048
THE HUMBLING RIVER
>>381037048
Continue the epic journey.
>>381037119
>90% higher than the population of /v/
>not drowning due to that
>>381037190
WAT
>>381037190
Clearly, Luigi's luck passed on to the whole wagon.
>>381037190
FUCK IT GO BACK HOME
>>381037190
how do you even fit 2 Newells of food into one wagon?
>>381037190
Oh good all the spare bullets and food are gone, with your shitty shooting we're fucked
>>381037190
RNG please spare our souls
>>381037190
FUCK THIS HAS TURNED TO A DISASTER
>>381037190
FUCK. Do we have enough bullets left to at least commit suicde?!
>>381037190
I HOPE THAT'S NOT ALL OF OUR FOOD.
>>381037190
jesus
>>381037190
How did it not just burn down the entire wagon?
>>381037190
SOMEONE CALL A FUCKING SHAMAN THE ELEMENTS ARE AGAINST US
>>381037408
Because the fire wasn't after the wagon, obviously.
>>381037409
Next up: Tornado, followed by an earthquake.
FUCK ANOTHER RIVER WHAT DO
YOU GUYS BETTER NOT FUCK IT UP AGAIN THIS TIME
>>381037564
FORD
>>381037564
3.5 FT AINT SHIT TO HENRY FORD
>>381037564
Ford Mustang
>>381037564
Ford
>>381037564
FORD ALWAYS
>>381037564
Ford.
>>381037564
CAULK FUCK CARS
>>381037564
FORD THE RIVER
>>381037564
FORD
>>381037564
FORD IT
>>381037564
FORD IT
>>381037564
FORD THAT SHIT
>>381037610
>>381037624
>>381037626
>>381037632
>>381037660
YOU GUYS SOMEWHAT FUCKED UP AGAIN
JUST BE GLAD NOTHING HAPPENED.
>>381037797
>>381037797
>NOTHING HAPPENED
Tell that to all our damp socks :(
>>381037797
CAN'T LOSE ANY SUPPLIES WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HA HA
>>381037797
>3.5ft river
>sank
I can't even
>>381037797
Man, this party is really bad at fording.
>state of fordfags
BAKA
>>381037797
We are only delaying natural selection
>>381037797
THE GODS OF OREGON DEMAND SACRIFICE
YOUR JOURNEY IS NOT DONE YET PILGRIM
>>381037797
>Todd is still alive
Do I win?
>>381037797
>NOTHING HAPPENED
YEAH SURE, I SURE LIKE TO EAT WET BREAD AND WEAR WET CLOTHES FOR AN ENTIRE DAY
>>381037859
>>381037885
>>381037892
>>381037890
THE LYING FUCKER DESERVES IT
>>381037957
JUST SHOOT HIM NO ONE WILL NOTICE
ALSO YOURE DOING HIM A FAVOR
>>381037957
its a ploy ignore it
>>381037950
RIP YOU FAGGOT >>381037957
>>381037957
QUICK BUY HIS GAMES
>>381037950
>>381037957
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
>>381037957
HURRY HE HASN'T SOLD A GAME IN A WEEK!!!!
>>381037957
the only cure is paid mods
>>381037957
not enough people are buying fucking dlc
we need a health coverage expansion pack asap
I unironically love this thread. I'm fucking dying.
>>381038062
>>381038068
>>381038083
>>381038120
>>381038121
WE REACHED FORT KEARNEY
WHAT NOW
>>381038068
SHIT I MEAN *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>381037957
buy my reasonably priced mods and I will pull through
>>381038135
so is todd
>>381037957
Bury him in Bethesdaland
>>381038182
TALK TO LOCALS
>>381038182
REST TODD NEEDS IT
>>381038182
HUNT MORE BLOOD SHALL BE SPILLED FOR THE GODS TO SAFEGUARD OUR TRAVELS
>>381038182
HUNT
THE GODDESS ARTEMIS DEMANDS IT
>>381038182
TRADE SHIT FOR USEFUL SHIT
>>381038182
TALK AND SHILL TODD'S GAMES WE NEED HIM ALIVE
>>381038278
THIS THIS THIS
>>381038265
WOW
SUCH USEFUL INFORMATION
>>381038182
HUNT SINCE WE HAVE FUCK ALL AFTER THAT DRAGON BURNED THE ENTIRE FOOD SUPPLY.
>>381038394
HES LYING SLAUGHTER GIM OR HE WILL STEAL TODDS GAMES
>>381038278
>>381038373
HOW MANY DAYS
>>381038394
>travellers bound for california
fucking commies
>oregon
goddamn pinkos
>utah
excellent
i say you follow some mormons for magic space underwear
>>381038394
ask pete for his dynamite.
>>381038394
How did I ever read this as a kid?
>>381038502
4 DAYS
>>381038502
FALLOUT 4 DAYS
>>381038502
One, gotta go fast
>>381038502
1 days
one sabbath is enough
>>381038545
THIS AGAIN BUY TODD'S GAME
>>381038540
>>381038545
SHIT IT WORKED!
ALSO SHALL WE HUNT SINCE WE NEED FOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>381038701
It's time to kill.
>>381038701
I NEEDED THIS SONG, THANK YOU, OP.
>>381038701
>>381038701
Let's rock.
>>381038701
TODD IS UNSTOPPABLE
HUNT THOSE FOODS
>>381038917
>>381038765
ITS TIME FOR BUFFALO TO GO EXTINCT
>>381038917
Take your fucking name off you faggot no one cares who you submitted
>>381038701
RUSH KILL KILL!!!!
>>381039007
OH SHIT SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THRONE.
FUCK
IWATA HAS HIS BILE DUCTS AGAIN
>>381039007
TIME TO EAT, BOYS.
>>381039007
KILL MORE
>>381039019
Fuck man, I'm just trying to have fun.
>>381039007
>kill 2 gabens worth of food but can only carry a faction of it
what does it mean
>>381039220
Fuck you.
>>381039187
>>381039187
Save him
>>381039187
MUST'VE BEEN THE WORK OF THOSE DAMN VACCINES
>>381039483
YAMETE
>>381039483
Does snake venom cure measles?!
>>381039483
Gabe's gotta go fast and alone
>>381039483
motherfucker didnt check his goddamn boots
>>381039483
Nature hates this expedition
>>381039483
Sacrifice Todd to save him
SOME HISTORIC PLACE THAT NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT
WHAT NOW
>>381039483
YAMEROOOOO
>>381039657
Rest
>>381039657
Keep moving
N-NANI
>>381039657
REST 7 DAYS
>>381039657
Continue; fuck Iwata
>>381039657
time to rest
and continue the hunt
>>381039657
Sleep
>>381039657
REST AND WHILE YOU DO IT LEAVE IWATA HELL KILL YOU ALL WITH HIS GOD DAMN SNAKE MUTATED MEASELS
>>381039657
continue on
>>381039702
HOW MANY DAYS
>>381039825
835
>>381039825
A week
>>381039862
>>381039917
CANCER CURED
ALSO GONNA HUNT REAL QUICK
DOWN WITH THE BUFFALO MENACE
>>381040071
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>381040008
>a combination of rest and a snake bite could cure proto-aids
praise Hygieia
>>381040008
FUCK NATURE
>>381040175
DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FREEDOM JUICE LEFT FOR OUR FREEDOM TOOLS?
>>381040175
>20 bullets
Good lord, how many do we have left?
>>381040245
NO SHIT WE DO
>>381040269
536 BULLETS TO BE EXACT
ANOTHER HISTORIC LANDMARK, WHAT NOW
Buy more freedoms
>>381040387
KEEP ON TRUCKIN
>>381040387
TRADe
>>381040387
talk to the locals
i bet everyone there needs a good fuck
>>381040452
GODDAMNIT TODD AGAIN
>>381040387
GABEN FEED/SANIC SPEED
>>381040551
Keep moving
>>381040551
GIVE HIM SCHLEEP
>>381040551
RIP Todd.
Not enough Fallout 4 VR sales.
>>381040551
The journey awaits no one Todd, not even you.
>>381040551
We need to dump him before we get to the Rocky Mountains. We don't have time to climb them all.
>>381040551
GIVE HIM SOME STIMPAKS FOR G*DS SAKE
>>381040551
Fallout him out
>>381040551
GABEN/SANIC
LETS GOOOOOOO
>>381040551
NO MERCY FOR TODD
>>381040551
Dump todd on a nearby hill and let's continue without him
>>381040614
SAY IT WITH ME ANONS,
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>381040760
ITS ALREADY AT GABESANIC FEEDSPEED YOU CUNT
>>381040621
>>381040693
>>381040709
>>381040716
>>381040849
I SWEAR IF YOU FAGS LET TODD DIE
>>381040958
Todd will die for our sins
>>381040958
SHIT
WHAT DO
>>381041056
Keep moving
>>381041056
Put him out of his misery
>>381041056
KEEP GOING
>>381041056
Yes, YES! NO REST!
>>381041056
END HIS SUFFERING.
>>381041056
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
ALSO HURRY UP I'M RUNNING OUT OF RAGING TODD REACTIONS
>>381041056
push on the trail waits for no one
>>381041056
Don't worry, Todd. You're going to a place where everyone will buy your DLC and New Vegas doesn't exist.
>>381041180
TODD WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHERSIDE HAHAHAHA
>>381041056
GO GO GO
>>381041103
>>381041126
>>381041132
MAYBE ONE OF THE INFINITE QUESTS OF SKYRIM CURED THE BITE
>>381041056
>2 of your members get bitten by sneks
>still dont check their boots
REMMEBER THE BASICS
>>381041056
GABE FEED/SANIC SPEED
>>381041284
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>381041284
THE DLC SALES CAME IN
>>381041284
NO MAN, MACHINE OR OTHER THING SHALL STAND IN MY WAY
>>381041284
FUUUUUUCK WHYYYYY
>>381041284
FUCK
HISTORIC LANDMARK 4 I THINK
WHAT NOW
>>381041448
Keep moving
>>381041448
CONTINUE
>>381041448
CHIT CHAT WITH LOCALS
>>381041448
MOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>381041448
>HEALTH GOOD
NO RESTS
>>381041448
KEEP GOING
>>381041448
>INDEPEDENCE ROCK
pull out your freedom sticks and start fucking up wildlife
>>381041448
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP
>>381041634
REST
>>381041634
Keep moving
>>381041634
Ox can walk it off.
>>381041634
Buy a new one
>>381041634
Keep going. We'll have steak if it doesn't recover.
>>381041634
put that bitch down
>>381041634
Good, with your shitty shooting it means more food without wasting 20 bullets.
>>381041634
Don't we have like 20 oxen? Keep going.
>>381041683
>>381041685
>>381041720
HISTORIC LANDMARK 5
WHAT NOW
>>381041835
Keep moving
>>381041835
CHIT CHAT
>>381041284
GOOD THING TODD IS A FUCKING LIAR
>>381041835
OX MUST REST
>>381041056
TODD STOP INTING
>>381041835
Kill all buffalo
>>381041835
MOVE
THAT
GEAR
UP
>>381041875
SHALL WE START A SETTLEMENT WITH ABE LINCOLN JR
>>381041835
CONTINUE
does oregon trail count as a visual novel?
>>381041985
kill him, finish the mormons off before they get too powerful
>>381041985
No time for mormans, Oregon awaits.
>>381041835
HAUL ASS
>>381041985
WHAT A STORY, MARK
>>381042085
it's a rogue-like visual novel
>>381042097
>>381042102
GOT IT
WHAT NOW
>>381041985
YES
FINALLY WE MEET THE MORMONS
FUCKING JOIN THEM BITCH
BECOME A LATTER DAY SAINT
>>381042231
FORT
WE GOT A WHOLE TEN FREEDOM BUCKS BURNING A HOLE IN OUR POCKET
>>381042231
SHORTCUT NIGGER
>>381042231
pump up the pace and keep moving
>>381042231
Shortcut. We need that $10 for sweet Oregonian wine.
>>381042231
TO THE FORT
>>381042231
Need more freedom
We leave Todd there
>>381042231
GOTTA GO FAST
SHORTCUT
>>381042231
SHORT CUT
>>381042419
STOP JINXING IT
>>381042325
>>381042349
>>381042384
BLOOD FOR THE B LOOD GOD
>>381042508
Todd pls go work
>>381042606
Jesus, is there any point to overkilling? We should really start saving them bullets...
>>381042695
FOOD
ALSO RIVER 3
DONT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME
>>381042779
CAULK
>>381042779
FLOAT
>>381042779
BWC. Big Wagon CAULK.
>>381042779
FLOAT IT
>>381042779
>20 FEET DEEP
Ferry
>>381042695
>want to make it to oregon
>ask to minimize sacrifice
kys yourself
>>381042779
FORD
>>381042779
COCK
>>381042779
NOT RISKING IT, SHELL OUT THE 5.00
>>381042779
Ford
>>381042779
>20ft deep
Float
>>381042779
Take the Ferry. I don't want my baby Todd or Iwata dying now
>tfw todd will sacrifice everyone but survive
>>381042898
>>381042865
>wanting to spend half our life savings on a boat ride
Priorities, gentlemen.
>>381042830
>>381042857
>>381042865
>>381042846
IWATAAAAAAAA
GABEEEEE
TOOOOOOOOD
;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI
post your dick
>>381043027
fuck
>>381043027
I SAID FERRY IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>381043027
w-why?
>>381043027
RIP
>>381043027
;_;7
>>381042985
>wanting us to sink to the bottom again
>>381043027
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>381043027
Fug :D
>>381043027
>he didnt ford
YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>381043027
>>381043027
SO END THE TRAIL TO OREGON
F
>>381043027
Really anticlimatic.
>>381043027
F
How hard Oregon Trail really is? I know its kinda a roguelike, but its also for kids.
All i know is that i never seen /v/ actually beat it.
>>381043027
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FUCKING MORONS IT WAS ONLY 5 DORRAR
>>381042985
Don't you look dumb now.
NEW GAME
>>381043216
You haven't seen a lot of these threads then
NEW THREAD FOR NEXT GAME
>>381043382
>>381043382
>>381043382
>>381043216It's more about score than raw difficulty.
Even as a kid it wasn't unusual for 9/10ths of the class to beat it during 30 minute computer class.
the shills cause another loss
it was only $5 goy
>>381043027
GODDAMMIT /v/
>>381043216
it's not that hard if you don't ford every river like a fucking idiot
But we're not here to win, we're here to win like fucking idiots