What console is popular in your state?

>>381028428
Got a source for any of this?

>>381028498
https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/06/23/the-electoral-map-of-ps4-vs-xbox-one-console-popularity/#6f4cd65a15d7

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>>381028428

>florida
>tie

get me the fuck outta here

>>381028712

>kansas
>how to find kansas

Kansas was a mistake

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>>381028712
>How to get rid of moles

>>381028712
Hello fellow swamp dweller.
I got the PS4

>>381028428
Based Texas

What's the difference between Kansas and Arkansas?

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>>381028637
>Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:56 AM
consider pic.

>>381028712
>SC
>how to get rid of cockroaches

Sounds about right.

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>>381028428
>Real estate site Movoto spent some time collecting social media data via Facebook likes to see which consoles were the most popular in a given state.
>a real estate site gathering console war shitposting = data

Jesus christ. some reference

>>381028712
>california
Just look in the mirror

>>381029178
You pronunce one like Can of Ass and the other as I Can Saw, but with a southern accent so I sounds like Ah.

>>381028712
>how to defeat ISIS
>how to explain mansplaining
>how to make an igloo
kek

>>381029178
Arkansas is ours?

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>>381028712
>how to be pretty
The fuck is with this state sometimes?

>>381028428
>flyover country full of PS4
makes sense

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>>381028712
>how to divorce

Explains my parents and my brother. Literally never have kids unless you intend on being amicable with each other unless you want your kids to be massive fuck ups like me and my brother.

>>381028712
>how to hard boil eggs
do they mean water boil eggs? there's no such thing as hard boil egg

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>>381028712
>mfw florida
>mfw switch and pc combo

>>381028712
>How to find Kansas?
FUCKING
L O L
O
L

>>381029860
Floridans are the aussies of NorAm

>>381028712
>how to fish

clearly tourists are coming up here and getting fed up not catching anything so they google how to fish on their phone

>>381028712

>how to make fire

God, I hate Ohio so fucking much

>>381029845
You can hard boil or soft boil an egg. Hard/soft is just describing the yolk as solid or still runny

>>381028712
>How-to questions each state googles more frequently than any other state
>How to google something?
Am I being trolled?

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>>381029860
South Floridian here,
We truly are the strongest race

>>381029786
Fellow GA bro here, my great grandmother had five husbands and my parents are divorced as well
checks out

>>381028428
This is actually interesting. I wonder what factors cause it to differ from state to state.

>>381030253
>south florida

You mean youre a dirty smelly cuban mutt from across the ocean, yuck

>>381028428
gas the weeb states

>>381030626
Meet me at publix so I can kick your ass

>>381028807
In that state they mean the kind that burrow in the ground. They're EVERYWHERE.

>>381028428
>all the ps4 states voted for trump
huh really makes you think

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>>381030953
I've lived in Arkansas my whole life and I have never seen a mole.

>>381028712
>MI
>How to quit drinking
lmao

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>>381030880
>implying they'll let you behind the counter

>>381028428
PS4 [Maine] apparently, I'm well off enough to own every console and a gaming pc, so yea...

>>381029860

Now out of state Floridian here. I hope this is the year anon. I hope this is the year of the fabled CAT5. West coast central crush that shit right up Tampa Bay like it's 1929!

>>381031078
They are if you plant a garden or farm. Anything that involves digging will turn them up.

>>381028428
Tie

>>381031626
>tfw I even live on a farm
Where are you from?

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>>381031487
>tfw literally dodged death last year

>>381028712
>How to be a ninja
Those fucking weebs

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>>381028428
>Xbone

>>381028712
>How to ask a girl out?

>>381031726
not fagville like you

>>381029940

It's pretty accurate, yeah.

Who Jacksonville here? The Jags will finally be good this year, right?

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>>381030326
Wanna play Star Wars Battlefront 2 and Def Jam FFNY then I pay you to kill me?

>>381031783
BTFO

>>381028791
There's only two towns worth shit here, I'm not surprised the people WAAAYY out in the boonies don't know they're in kansas. Honestly I'm surprised they have internet.

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>>381029860

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>>381031487
>mfw west central fag
>mfw 14 miles inland of Tampa
>mfw my neighbors on both side have had trees in the living rooms the past 3 years.

>>381031913

>get hyped last season
>spent $1,200 for 50 yard line lower bowl tickets for the first game of the season against the Packers
>4th and goal with 10 seconds left on the clock
>need to score a TD to win
>Bortles fucking throws the ball out of bounds 20 feet from the nearest receiver

This team is fucking cursed man

>lived in Florida since I was 3
>everytime it rains guaranteed accidents
>people driving in thunderstorm with their lights off and taking corners at 90mph in their minivan then wiping out

Why the fuck do people here suck so bad at driving?

>>381028712
>How to crab?
>How to spot a narcissist?
>How to explain mansplaining?
Ok I know this is fake as fuck but its still funny.

>>381030997
Have a map of that?

>>381028712
>my state
>california
>how to spot a narcissist
WEll I dont know just look at any person and there you go boom give me a job

>>381028428
post yfw all of the relevant states are xbox

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>>381032457
>tfw went to Florida for work and literally just fucking red lights that take at least 10-30 fucking minutes to turn green
>grandpa literally calls them retirement lights

You motherfuckers are doomed

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>>381032226

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>>381028712
>PA

>>381028428
>Massachusetts
>Xbox One

Nah. Mass resident here. All my friends and myself have a PS4.

>>381033405
>anecdotal evidence trumps statistical analysis

Boy you americans are a sad lot.

>>381028712
California actually seems really mundane next to most of those.

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>>381028712
>tfw CT

>>381032226
This Florida Man sounds like a menace!

>>381028428
>Georgia
>Nigger Capital
>XBone

Not surprised desu

>MA
>PC
>Only modern console I own is a WiiU
Kek

>>381028428
>childhood state and current state are PS4

Based.

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>>381032226
>>381033186
>>381033848

>>381028428
I have realized over time /v/ is like 90% southerners and flyoverers

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>>381030626
>mfw old cubans literally have made it so it's illegal for Americans to go to Cuba
land of the free

>>381032226
If anyone genuinely wants an explanation for this, it's because Florida and Ohio are the only two states with open record laws. It's not that it doesn't happen in other parts of the country, it's just that it's kept under wraps everywhere else.

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>>381034049
FUCKING HOW!?

>>381032226
>every other article involves biting
are Floridans just alligator people in disguise?

>>381028712
>>How to sell your soul?

Texas, is everything alright?

Do you want to talk?

>>381032226
I swear everything weird happens in Florida. Aw and I have family members down there too.

>>381034591
Alligators are relatively docile and unenergetic. They're also not very strong. Pretty much all their muscle is in clamping down their jaws. They simply use their weight for the deathroll.

Or if you're asking how to fuck one, both the males and females have cloacas, which are pretty much just vaginas. You could easily and safely force something in.

>>381035074
>t.alligator

>>381034543
lol no its just that ppl from floridaa r crazzyy XDD

>>381029860
>Floridians
Not a thing. You're an American. Your states do not have individuality, they are even less individual than Chinese provinces.

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>>381033881
That's Detroit and Chicago and there's areas of Georgia where nary a nigger in sight.

>>381035074
Grab its nostrils. Now it can't breathe.

I swear to fucking God I'm the only one on /v/ that lives in Tennessee

>>381035192
>waaaah stop making fun of Florida
>now allow me to call Alabama inbred, Californians "cuck elitists" and meme about queers and steers in texas

>>381028428

Where is the Switch?

>>381036269
Most of /v/ lives in the south or midwest
>>381034841
They got their independence from Mexico and then sold their soul to the US. So it's just a cultural thing for them.

>>381036297
The survey was done around 3 years ago.

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>>381032226
>florida man inherits 13,000 pieces of clown memorabilia
>Florida man arrested for releasing balloons
>Florida man shoots penis off while cleaning gun
>Florida man dies after winning roach eating contest
>Florida man linked to up to 1 million cp videos, images.
>Florida man and accomplice steal an atm and throw it into a lake
>Florida man bites cop car and causes 600 dollars in damages to the paint.
>Florida woman arrested for stealing lube.
>florida man in women's clothes and pink fuzzy slippers robs bank

Florida what the fuck

>>381036297
Switch didn't exist 3 years ago

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>>381028712
>t. How to be pretty

Feels bad man.

>>381036454
How the fuck does a man manage to do 600 dollars damage to a car via a bite?

>>381028712
>How to stop Trump?

>>381031996
>don't know they're in kansas.
What a horrible fate.

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>>381028428
>I live in the only PS4 state surrounded by boner states
Man I thought I couldn't like my state any more then I already did. Fucking glorious.

>>381028712
>How to join the Illuminati
Arizonians must be really bored.

>>381036621
One tiny scratch will require an entire panel to be resprayed. It's probably just the quote for a new fender+paint. They must be making the guy pay for it or no one would actually spend that on a single stage paint job.

>>381031996
That's most US states. The only ones that are otherwise are the big blue states and Texas

>>381032726
>the states full of niggers are either tied or xbone
Really makes you think.

>>381037113
Every state has black people since they aren't a new thing in the country.

>>381036097
Spoken like someone who has never lived in the United States

>>381032726
What, New York, California, Florida and Texas? Not sure I want to join that club

>>381028712
Pretty sure that's satire. I know xkcd did something parodying stuff like this

>PS4

Works for me.

>>381037208
Spoken like someone that has never lived outside of the United States

>>381037185
>every state has black people
Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine are 98% white.

>>381028428
>PS4

Makes sense.

>>381034339
Obviously college-educated, intelligent, and non-xenophobic coastal people aren't going to post on 4chan.

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>>381037304
>I don't live in the US so I know more about the US than someone who actually lives in the US

>>381029308
I dunno anon, I hate myself alot, and bragging's for people who have aspirations/looks

>>381036454
as a denizen of the Holy land of Florida, i must tell you.
Nothing can stop us

>>381031078
>Creature lives entirely underground
>"I have never seen a mole"

Imagine that.

>>381028428
>Gerogia
>Xbox
That's a damn lie

>>381037318
>Vermont
>super liberal
>but most lax gun laws in the country (too lax in fact)
>practically zero murder
>ridiculously white
>powered by maple syrup and snow
weird place

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>>381028712
>How to defeat ISIS
I knew we were hill billy, but god damn

>>381028712
>how to make slime

fucking south dakota i swear to god

>>381037208
No, I am someone who lives in a colony state that gets little say in nationa politics and gets its culture and state history routinely attacked by washington because state rights haven't been a real thing since the constitution was written and the federalists took power.

>>381037185
Different guy, but my state has less than 10% and it'd be less than 5% were it not for one city. The only reason there is a statistically significant number is because of the great migration. In short, your post is retarded

>>381037643
>(too lax in fact)
SHALL

>>381037318
Vermont has less residents than a single small town in California.

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>>381037185

>>381028428
proof that the west coast sucks

>>381028712
>How to explain mansplaining
>How to survive an earthquake
Which coast is best coast?

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>>381037332
Do you really believe this?

>>381037668

>be NYCfag
>aunt moves to Cleveland
>drive through Pennsylvania
>Philly was ghetto as shit
>get into western PA
>literally people on their patios playing a banjo

PA is weird as fuck.

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>>381028428

>>381037820

Wow, this thing is ridiculously out of date.

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>>381037820
>no blacks in Alaska
>No blacks in Maine
>Florida cant make its mind up

>>381037668
>Not wanting to learn how

Commie.

>>381037820
>that top part of alaska
how did like 3 black people even get there

>>381037883
State law cannot supercede federal law. See: Jeff sessions coming to rape the ass of every medical state in the US right now. You can make loli somewhat illegal but you cannot blanket ban it since that violates exactly what the justices stated in ashcroft vs freespeech coalition. Also having a law on record doesn't make it enforcable. Southern states still have anti-race mixing and anti-sodomy laws on the books but they are invalid.

t. someone who has been a lolifag 14 years now

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>>381028712

>>381038046
Oil jobs must've been a hell of a motivator

>>381037643
>too lax
No such thing

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>>381038085
>Alaska
>Cannibalism

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>>381028428
>California is an xbone state
>all my normie friends have a ps4
>/v/ friends all on xbone

>>381037883
This, I didn't know

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>>381028712

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>>381038085
>Alaska
>Cannibalism

>>381038085
>booger eating
the fuck?

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>>381033270
>Not mentioning the hell that is Reading
>No 69 news
>No kUTZTOWN EATUNTILYOUOUCH
>No cannibalism in Easton Mountain homes
>No FOR, THE, MAGIC OF MODERN DENTAL CARE, THE DENTIST DOWN THE LANE

>>381037767
>>(too lax in fact)
>SHALL
No I'm serious, Vermont had such nonexistent that it was too lax for hardcore Southern states, because in Vermont a "gun license" literally didn't even exist at all. Any random person could just show up anywhere with zero ID and just buy whatever they wanted (national regulations on full auto and all that aside of course) with zero documentation and that was it. So the problem was that a Vermonter going out of state couldn't actually prove in any other state in the entire country that they even had any sort of legal gun stuff at all, because Vermont just didn't have any paperwork period. So even in "super lax" states where they all agreed that any sort of permit or license issued in one was good for every single other one, Vermonters were out because they DIDN'T have "any sort of permit or license". Now I think they actually give you some scribble so that you can take it out of state.

>>381038085
Nevada is a bunch of plebs, something weird is going down in Alaska, and California is staying true to its roots and mining for gold.

Who Oregon here
PS4 and mustard, gonna get a switch when I stop being poor.

>>381038245

>how to make meth

Seriously, why does anyone live in Kansas?

>>381036760
It's like the movie The Others, they were dead the whole time
All this time these guys didn't know they were in Kansas the whole time

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>>381038185
Just be glad you aren't living in a place where you can be arrested for importing onaholes.

>>381034841

Were trying to cut a deal to get rid of illegals, but Satan is being a lil bitch and wont take our payments.

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>>381037883
>tfw blue state

>>381029860
>tfw 954
>constantly surrounded by Jews, Cubans, and dead lawyers on the beach

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>>381038245
>"What is satire?"

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>>381038465
>arrested for the fucking boxart for the onahole
>now prohibited from seeing anyone at or below the age of 16
jesus fucking christ

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>>381028712

>Florida

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>>381038085
>gastro bypass
Fuck this state

>>381038245
>Is Bernie Sanders vegan?
This state is an embarassment to the Union.

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>>381028712
>Indiana

>>381028712
>Americans even tip their cows

>>381037820
That's actually fucking true for Georgia because north GA I've barely seen any.

>>381037883
>tfw red
Welp

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>>381038695

fucking kek

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>>381028428

>>381031749
You ever been to Hawaii m8? It's like 80% Japs there.

>>381038465
>tfw i'm a fucking leaf and got a "my little sister can't be this tight" onahole from j-list

its amazing how much trouble i potentially could have been in for purchasing some synthetic smol pussy

>>381038085
Why is Texas of all places looking up barbeque? I would think they know enough about it.

>>381038805

>Incest is a criminal offence

Good. Good.

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>>381038805
>first cousin marraige is allowed in the south, California AND Alaska

>>381028428
This is accurate.

I know someone who has bought 3 PS4s and is soon going to buy a 4th.

They are merely an acquaintance.

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>>381038805
>Incest is illegal, but uncle-niece/aunt-nephew marriages are allowed

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>>381028712
>How to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Is that how bored we are in Nevada? I get that the majority of the state is a fucking desert, but holy shit.

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>>381038805
>First cousin marriage allowed in California
What the fuck is wrong with this state

>>381038938
I FORGOT AN ENTIRE SENTENCE

I LIVE IN MAINE

BRB KILLING MYSELF

>>381038245

WHERE IS THE INTERNET

>>381038839
Exchanging bbq tips.

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>the one time Florida isn't an embarrassment

>>381038828
you mean chinese

Is the reason the Xbone is the favorite console of Washington because of pride that MS is based there? I'm genuinely curious because I've seen loads of people with Xbox shirts there.

>>381038745
what state?

>>381038245
>Why are my nipples so sore?

https://youtu.be/QCCW7dtXDo0

>>381039041
What's wrong mate? Its how you were made.

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>>381037883

>>381039090
>Zika Virus
that came and went so fucking fast
>>381039140
Terrible/Incredible state of Florida

>>381039041
They said we should be more like "real America" in the Deep South. Is this real America enough for you lads?

>>381038839
BBQ forums

>>381039090
People here got real nervous about Zika for like a month and a half, then forgot as usual

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>>381038245
>Oklahoma: Is Obama muslim?
>DC: When is Ramadan?

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>>381038085
>Why am I fat?

>>381039090
Why the fuck is MD googling Simone Manuel? Who the fuck is that?

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>>381038380

I'm literally a tree.

>>381039218
>there are websites where people exclusively talk about BBQ

What the fuck?

>>381039090
>2016 worst year ever?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

>>381039319
you've never been to HotSmokingBBQ websites?

>>381039361
In video games maybe.

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>>381039319
Sounds like heaven.

>>381039294

I second the question.

>>381039319
why not? barbecue is an art form and there's constant arguments about what real barbecue is. pro tip: real barbecue doesn't use sauce. doesn't make barbecue with sauce bad though

>>381039361
I know right? It was HER TURN!

>>381028428
>Cali
>Xbone
I haven't even met a single person who plays games and also owns an Xbone, and I'm a tutor for grade schoolers. Not even the high school flunkies have one, they either got a Wii U or a PS4 for their console.

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>>381028712
>How to impeach a governor?
Madisonfags are still salty they lost

>>381039180
Grandparents aren't even from this state, family

>>381039090
>2016: Worst year ever?
>Same year that Persona and Xenoverse 2 release
nah

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>>381030626
>mfw got my citizenship last year
Try it fag, I'll feed you to the crocodiles

>>381039510
>concealed weapons permit
Sounds about right.
Gun-shape gun-state

>>381033270
Got any more of these?

>>381029704
Only rural and suburban retards voted PS4.
City people voted Xbone.

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>>381039571
>Scott Walker makes people mad
>they manage to get a recall election
>he wins by an even larger margin

>>381039510

>west virginia
>magic mike (movie about male strippers)

jesus

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>>381039510
>Alaska searched for Barack Obama
>New Mexico for Pluto
>what does "bae" mean?

>>381039571
>>381039704
>tfw you live between dane country and milwaukee county
libcuck tears sustain me and my truck

>>381029215
>implying cockroaches

Palmetto Bugs are cockroaches' bigger, meaner cousins.

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Guys, we need to do something about Florida

>>381028712
- CO
Sounds about right.

>>381039510
>Magic Mike
MAGIC FUCKING MIKE

>>381039952

>bacon soda

Uh, did they accidentally misspell "baking" soda?

>>381039952
>Gun rack
>bulk ammo

Missouri and Wyoming know what's up.

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>>381039952
>Confederate Flag Bikini

>>381039952
Florida? worry about fucking everything up north
>exploding kittens
>Jorts
>clam gun
>borat mankini

>>381039952
>he doesn't want to take a trip to Flavortown

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>>381039952
>guy fieri cookware

>>381039952
>Guy Fieri cookware
I see nothing wrong with that.

>>381040029

>tfw it took me until I was 19 to figure out it's baking soda and not bacon soda

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>>381039952
>Plus-size lingerie wholesale

>>381039952
Nigga don't you be dissing Guy Fieri, He is the most pure chef in the world.

>Motorized Kayak
YOU MEAN A FUCKING BOAT TEXAS?

>>381039994
What's this supposed to mean

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>>381040101
In Pennsylvania we have a midget village...
somewhere

>>381040241
consent

>>381039994
That's almost entirely wrong. Most of the 16s are closeness of age exemption, usually 3 years.

>>381040140
>>381040141
>>381040146

>came to 4chan in 2005/2006 (don't fucking remember anymore)
>lived to see moot leave
>lived to see /v/ unironically bitching about killing nazis in a wolfenstein game
>lived to see /v/ actually tolerate and even like PewDiePie
>lived to see /v/ fucking like Guy Fieri

I literally want to die

>>381040141
>Read as cockware

>>381040241

Most likely age of consent

prostitution is also illeagl here. I legally can't get laid what the fuck. and it doesnt look like women want to fuck me for free anyways because my face is just so damn ugly and im too hairy and im covered in acne too

>>381040101
>California only has Tessie, and that's North Cali
>Socal too urban to have anything besides natural terrors like bears and mountain lions

>>381040280
>Limp Bizkit
>Alex Jones
>Furries
>Mcdonalds Secret menu
>"""""ashamed""""

>>381039952
>exploding kittens
We truly are the best Dakota

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>>381040187
>YOU MEAN A FUCKING BOAT TEXAS?

i'm fucking dying here

>>381040101
>batsquatch
someone lacks imagination

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>>381040280

>Pajama jeans

>>381028712
Stop electing one of his toadies you fucks, fucking New Jersey.

>>381040280
>Magic Lessons is the most embarrassing thing we have
New York wins again.

>>381040187
Motorized kayaks are real things dongus.

>>381040446
They're real, saw some in an infomercial some years ago.

Only reason I remember is because the number of times CN aired that commercial

>>381038465
women are big brother

they love the state, they love replacing the family with the community, IE the government paid for by the community

they hate freedom

incoming virgin accusations from roasties detected

these cunts have to be stopped, they would destroy video games if we let them, and we already are starting to

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>>381040280
>Deflated balls

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>>381039952
>no tie shoe laces
michigan confirmed virginfags BTFO

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>>381040280
>McDonald's secret menu

For what purpose? Just go to in-n-out if you want to have fun with a secret menu.

>>381040101
>Dover Demon
AYY

>>381040101

>see a log in the water
>OH MY GOD A LAKE MONSTER
>see a dog with mange
>OH MY GOD A WEREWOLF
>See an octopus
>OH MY GOD AN OCTOPUS

What the fuck, Oklahoma?

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>>381040537

YEAH THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING BOATS

>>381040676
That just an ocean slipper

>>381040325
>ostensibly lived through the whole of 4chan without understanding irony

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>>381038245
>how to be emo?
Excellent.

>>381028428
I live in Australia and want to get the fuck out of here. Where's the best place to move to that also respects my inner /k/

>>381039952
We're going to have to work together and take out Kansas someday.

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>>381038245
>Is Mr. T dead?

>>381040676
Take a normal kayak and clamp a tiny outboard to it the same as you would a canoe. What you posted was a boat designed to look like and be the size of a kayak but isn't actually a kayak.

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>>381040804
>WHy does Idaho grow potatoes
>why does alaska have so many earthquakes

>>381040804
Bullshit, Pennsylvania doesn't vote Democrat.

>>381040804
>Allow prostitution
Because no one else will.

>>381028712
UNGA BUNGA ME OHIO

>>381039041
Fucking your cousin results in a higher chance of pregnancy while only marginally increasing the chance of birth defects. a woman over 40 has a higher chance of giving birth to a child with a defect than your cousin in her 20s or 30s.

>>381040804
>why does Florida suck
kek

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>Michigan lmao

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>>381040804
>hate Texas

>>381040818
Florida. You'll feel right at home, and you can keep your guns.

>>381040804
>have so many tornados
>have so many earthquakes right under it

>>381041017
>Pennsylvania
>Not Portuguese/ Spanish

>>381040804
>4 states wondering why they exist

>Floridafag
>it's the time of year where it rains literally every afternoon between 3-5PM

>>381028712
>>381038245
Massachusetts has its priorities in order.

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>>381041017

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>>381041017
>Dakota

>>381041035
Florida is very anti-gun by my standards. If your shirt accidentally pops up to reveal a concealed gun you get charged with negligent carry and potentially brandishing. Fuck this state and fuck any state that doesn't allow open carry.

>>381041109
>(You)
>too retarded to read map titles

>>381039209
You're fine.

>>381041017
Bullshit
Spanish is the most common in PA

>>381040804

>why does hawaii have volcanoes

nigga makes it sound like hawaii fucking invited the volcanoes over

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>>381041017
>Vietnamese

>>381041273
>I can't fucking read

>>381041017
Frankly, I'm surprised there are still so many French and German speakers still around.

>>381028712

>how to hard boil eggs

Eh, could have been worse.

>>381041182

I really want to know how someone goes from Bhutan to fucking North Dakota

>>381041274
More like volcanoes invented Hawaii

>>381041408
Refugees

>>381040804
>Hate O'Malley
More like Owe'Malley amirite
At least he's gone now.

>>381040804
>why does utah have a youn gpopulation
Mormon early marriage culture.

>>381039090
As a Californian this is correct.

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>>381028712

>Florida
>how to get out of Florida

Fucking lol.

>>381039090
Wonder what got them all interested in Dirty Grandpa, seems odd for a specific movie to make one of these charts

>>381040804
>Why does Colorado hate California?
The same reason everyone else does?

>>381041182
>North & South Dakota, Minnesota
Why?

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>>381040804
>Why does Colorado hate California
I'm Coloradan and I can tell you why
All you fuckers lost your shit and wanted to move here when we got legal weed, and you brought your shitty driving habits with you
It's like you fuckers just can't physically function anymore when driving through snow
Pretty sure weed's legal in California now too, so fuck off back to your own state
Yes I'm fucking mad

>>381041446

Calling bullshit on Kansas. No one with an above average IQ would willingly stay in Kansas

>>381039571
Does your state not allow you to recall your governors or some shit?

>>381041169
>tfw my a/c went out as soon as it started getting hot.
Kill me.

>>381041559
Minnesota loves taking in Somalian refugees.

>>381041578

Maybe they're pretending it's shit so us brainlets don't check it out

>>381039089
>>381039218
Did not even think of that


>>381039319
Why is it so weird? There are cooking forums and there are so many different ways to barbeque that I could see it having a dedicated site for all the sauces, recipes, prep tips, etc

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>>381041446
>100

>>381028712

>how to be awesome

I hate my state.

>>381040280
>Donald Trump quotes
Is this embarassing? I've seen places sell giant posters that are made up of every stupid retarded thing he says. I mean he says lots of stupid shit.

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>>381040378
>tfw lived in so cal all your life and seeing even a squirrel or a rabbit is like seeing bigfoot

>>381041169
>tourist season is done
>finally free time
>all of the bars close early because I'm the only one left on the island
Come on guys by September and October I'm going to be single handedly keeping you in business the least you could do is adjust your hours to my schedule.

>>381041514

This.

Easily the most hated state in the country. It's not even close.

>>381040596
you do know that chain doesnt exist in like 80% of the country right?

>>381039510
Florida getting ready to shoot up the place?

>>381037883
Is there a similar map for Yurope? I'd be interested to see how we fare.

>>381040187
I like Guy solely because he appreciates food and isn't a faggot like big name high and mighty chefs like Ramsey who will cry if you put cheese on a cheeseburger and grease on a pizza.

>>381041559
The government likes relocating them to fucking nowhere and Minnesota has the largest Scandinavian presence in the the country
I think you can connect the dots

>>381041892
I live in California and even I hate it

>>381040804
>why does the most highly populated state have the most house reps
Did everyone in the US fail US history?

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>>381028712
>Even Florida hates Florida

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>>381036714
YOU CAN'T

>>381040804
Honestly Cali wants to secede more than Texas

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>>381040280
>Vajazzling

>>381042060

Personally I don't think they deserve nearly that much pull in politics. They are way, way too fucking stupid for that.

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>>381028712
>mfw I'm already in the Illuminati

>>381042130
If you live more than ten miles from the coast in Florida then you fucked up. There's no reason to live in an inland city with a normal job. Work in tourism at the beach or go to a different state.

>>381042060

>it wasn't until last year the % of the population that believed in evolution finally outnumbered those who thought a magic man made everything

This country is only relevant because of the smart people in a few California and New England cities

>>381041182
Shit it's almost like large swathes of those states used to be run by Spain and later Mexico, hence why there's so many Spanish towns and shit in them.