#MaketheSwitch

I know you're joking but the fact that some people actually believe this is hilarious and tragic.

>>381023067
>interesting
>multi plat game
Pick one

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Yes Anon, yes.
Make the Switch.
Join us.

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Nintendo hasn't had decent 3rd party support since the N64
What did you expect

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Why would I care about third party games on the Switch when I have a PC and PS4 as well? Unless it's a third-party developer exclusive like Hyrule or FE Warriors or Mario+Rabbids, I don't really care. And I already don't care about those games because musous are dumb and I will never support Rabbids.

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>>381023067
Do you know how long it takes to make games? After the Wii U I can't blame third party developers for taking a wait and see approach. The Switch has seen a lot of success early in it's life, if this momentum continues the games will come.

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>>381023067
Sweetie, you're playing a console intended to be used by children.

Expect kid games, okay? Don't get your hopes up.

>>381025053
I wasn't aware that there were video game consoles intended to be used by adults.

>>381025925
Yeah. It's called Windows, Xbox, and PlayStation.

There's kid shit, but many games are marketed to adults.

You're playing a console designed for actual five year olds. What's worse is that you're deluding yourself into thinking otherwise.

You make bullshit arguments to cope with the fact you never moved on from that shit. You're a twenty-five year old male that still buys Pokémon games.

>>381025925
yeah children is not exclusive to any fanbase

Nintendo fanbase however carter to and contain mostly children and manchilds; so thats what you get

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I hate the Nintendo fan base so much. I bought a Switch to play Nintendo games and Indie games to play portably.

I had ZERO expectations as far as third parties go.

So far I've got/look forward to:
• Elf boy
• Mamma Mia
• Space bubs
• Sword Tits Chronicles
• Suda51
• Cave Story + on a cartridge
• Stardew Valley on a cartridge
• Binding of Isaac on a cartridge
• Hollow Knight on a cartridge
• Ink lolis
• bunny xcom
• blue pixel hedgehog

I play it almost exclusively on the go, and it's actually the system I play most as of late.

If a game is multiplat, it SHOULD BE FOR ALL PLATFORMS. This is not difficult to understand.

I love how more devs pledged more support for VR this E3 than they did for Switch. Really shows you where their priorities are.

Oh, and don't give me that 'It's a new platform!" Crap. These people downright pretended it did not exist.

>>381027782
I heard Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is going to be censored though. Well, even if its just a rumor so far you can't exactly deny the possibilty. This is Nintendo after all.

>>381023067

Build a PC and play multiplats on that. Consoles are for japanese games(the best games) and PC is for western. Xbox is just a shitty PC for dudebros and dumbasses

>>381023067
>we will simply not buy them.

No shit. Why do you think they don't port them?

>>381028260
To be honest, Xbox is for people who want an entertainment system that just happens to also play games. It's like how lots of people originally bought the PS2 and PS3 because they played DVDs/Blu rays, really

>>381028096

>implying a switch can handle AAA games being released for PS4/Xbone/PC
>implying thy wouldn't have to release severely gimped versions or tie-ins with the same name
>implying anyone would play them

>>381023067
>we will simply not buy them
>we

you are you exactly ?

>>381027782
Autism Fueled Delusions: The 4chan Post

>>381028096
Autism Fueled Delusions II: I'm Also Retarded


To the second guy, sober the fuck up. The Switch can't handle XB1 and PS4 games. Shit's already expensive. They wanna get shit done and make a return. It'd cost more cash and more time to dumb shit down.

Not worth the effort.

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>>381023067
>I have plenty of things to play on my Switch.

>>381025925

>all books are pop-up books
>all movies are cartoons
>all music is lullabies

When will this "no such thing as mature games" meme end?

>>381028735
when the "all cartoons are for kids" analogy mindset dies

Define "mature "

All I wanted was some western indie shit but all I got was Rocket League. I hope Nintendo Switch online bombs hard so they stop focusing on multiplayer.

>>381028903

It already did. "Cartoons" and "animation" are separate entities

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>>381023067

im seriously angry 3rd parties piss me off they're so faggot. why won't they fucking make games on nintendo systems, they are the best and have the best games. im not even joking i am a nintendo fan this is gay and bullshit i hate 3rd parties not supporting nintendo. they need to give it a chance or else fuck them.

No problem for me Senpai
>Switch for first parties
>PS4 for third parties

>>381028970

being designed to provoke thought in, and appeal to, adults.

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>>381023067
>if developers don't make games for my console, then I just won't play them
Like you had much of a choice

We already get western indies, Rocket League was already coming.

Focusing on multiplayer is a good strategy, gets people to congregate any shows off the switch's capabilities

>>381023067
Why would any company port games to a 3 million install base that's only interested in Nintendo games anyway?

Do you want to commit economic suicide?

Wait a year and if the Switch sells more than 10 million then we can talk about 3rd party support.

>>381024784
>Do you know how long it takes to make games? After the Wii U I can't blame third party developers for taking a wait and see approach. The Switch has seen a lot of success early in it's life, if this momentum continues the games will come.

It's annoying to wait, but I'm imagine we'll see movement a lot more around after the holiday season

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It's hilarious how much Sony fans are crying at how switch is selling like crazy and completely raping PS4 in Japan

I could buy them foranother platform to play them if I wanted, but I don't want to. My Xbox One might be the worst console I've ever owned due to all the bullshit surrounding it, such as having to install EVERY SINGLE GAME ONTO IT TO PLAY.

Switch is a much better console design wise. We were just talking about how amazed people are when we break out a joy on from the console and hand it to people.

This only applies to the west however, Japan has a greater incentive to develop for the Nintendo Switch.

>>381029854

My favourite thing in the world right now is to ask people if I can see their switch, take off a joycon, and put it back on backwards.

>>381029478
most game sales are lucky to be in the hundreds of thousands

I own every 8th gen console minus a pc that is better than my laptop.

On the xbox one x waiting list.

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when will the great console war end ?

>>381029656
>at how switch is selling like crazy
I thought the wiiu was a complete failure
but the switch isn't even one million ahead of the wiiu
not even half that even
is that what's considered "crazy now"

Yep, most game sales barely hit 1 million. On most platforms.

>>381030396
It's outsold the PS4 in the same time frame.

Its crazy when the switch has outsold xbox, ps4 and 3ds for basically 3 months since launch.

>>381023067
Not only have those games been in development for years but there's also little incentive to port them now due to switch's install base being pathetic compared to the other consoles. Just chill the fuck out and wait for Mario like the rest of us, eventually there will be games.

>>381030943
Ah yes. That is totally why they came out and pledged their support for VR, which has sold LESS than Wii U it's first year.

Give me a break. Third parties are downright fucking is at this point, and we have to call them out on it. Switch deserves to have ALL major releases come out on it.

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>>381030589
Has it sold 4.2M yet? Because PS4 did that after a month and a half in America and a month in Europe
Switch couldn't even do that after two months in every market

>>381031245

Switch has been selling more consistently. It has outperformed it by this point.

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>>381026406
>>381025053
>It's the "E is for Children, and youre a manchild if you disagree" Episode. Is there anyone who actually uses this fucking argument in real life, let alone a SUBBOARD OF AN ANIME IMAGEBOARD MADE FOR THE DISCUSSION OF MOTHERFUCKING VIDYA

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Just got back from Walmart. Guess this thing in a flop after all.

>>381031158
I agree that it deserves to have all the games, but I dont see that happening until there's a bigger install base, plus most of these current gen games would be expensive to port due to all the optimization and/or downgrading needed. Everywhere I look switch owners are asking for western AAA games so there's clearly a demand for it, and devs are sure to be aware of that and they'll port their games, but it will take time.

>>381031619
>people are mad when its stocked
>people are mad when it isnt stocked
JUST

>>381031619
they've been terrible about the dispersion. Some areas are chronically sold out.
They're thinking that they're going to have to start flying them over the pacific again for the holidays.

>>381031461
>more consistently
We haven't heard a sales report for the system since April

>>381031619
>$400
that's why.
no one buys that shit at 25% markup.

>>381032013
or 33%
math is hard

>>381026406
Look at this insecure faggot and laugh

>>381031892
We've heard US numbers for April, and there are Japanese numbers every week. Some numbers for certain European countries, too. US numbers for May should be out tomorrow, and the next worldwide update is coming after June is over.

>>381030343
>3 consoles enter 1 console leaves
>atari: hi guys can I join in

>>381023067
Kek no one buys a Nintendo as their primary vidya console

>>381030396
The Wii U had been out for almost 5 years. The Switch has only been out for 3 months.

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>not being an idort
Nintendo will not stop making consoles and games just because western devs don't want the money they might make by porting their games for switch

>>381023067

>implying Nintendo showed any games worth it at E3

KEK!

>>381028096
It can though. There's no excuse. Persona 5 was released on PS3. That's bullshit.

Seriously, Fuck console wars. You're giving these lazy ass developers a chance to skip a console and force you to buy more when you can get it on one console. Console exclusivity is some capatalist shit.

It's shown time and time again, if developers wanted to, the Switch and even PS3 can have PS and XBOX games, if they put the time in. You're letting them fuck a whole community of gamers like you because muh console wars.

It's funny how sonyfags think they're mature after closing out on a fucking spiderman game.

>>381034939
A mature spiderman game though! With mature quips and witty one-liners!

What we really need is more crossplay. If a game is multiplat, why not just make it crossplay too? it'd help longetivy for sure, you're not playing with 200 PS4 players or 200 Xbox players, you're playing with everyone.

BOY, IT'D REALLY HELP FIGHTING GAMES A LOT