ho do you save the princess?
>>381008624
P switch on side, coins above spikes.
>>381008624
I don't. I'm MGTOW.
>>381008624
Throw my body on the spikes so she can walk across?
>>381008624
Wall-ride the ledge, superdash across, climbup.
>>381008624
I do nothing because the princess shouldn't need no man.
This is an equal opportunity kingdom.
>>381008624
find a bunch of stupid people and push them into the spikes and then walk across the corpses and climb up
>jump
>aerial dash
>hug the wall
>the last second before hitting the spikes
>aerial dash
>wall jump until you reach the subtank
wait that came out wrong
>>381009493
Exactly what I had in mind!
>>381009359
this
>>381008624
Those spikes look way too widely spaced to pose any danger.
Just carefully lower yourself into the gap between them and then navigate between them.
>>381009359
This but unironically, other people aren't really worth much effort. Only person worth protecting is muh imouto, no lewd.
>>381008624
I'll just get the obvious answer out of the way
>>381008624
I don't because she's strong independent womyn an can take care of herself for sure.
>>381008624
Like this
>>381008624
You can't, go home, if you want to fuck a princess just have your buddy dress up as one and play pretend.
>>381009493
>>381010380
10/10
walk off the left side of the screen and appear next to her
Easy.
>>381008624
throw a bunch of jews on the spike and walk on them
>>381008624
Get a long, wide, sturdy plank, lay it on spikes, bam.
>>381010839
Woah there kid, you gotta be 18 or older to post here looks like you got lost there friend
turn around 360 degrees and walk away
>>381010171
you would come out upside down, fall back through and wind up with no momentum between the two
>>381008624
I-frames, duh.
>>381008624
>>381009392
NPCS CAN'T JUMP ANON
Double jump the spikes like IWTBTG
>>381011303
whoa there, calm yourself, Todd
>>381009359
Kil all women.
>>381008624
>not using Shadow Armor
>>381011625
Women are objects.
Im assuming a couple monsters were guarding the chamber so i toss em down and walk to the princess. I then examine the princess for any monster like qualities or curses then take a short walk around the confines to check for danger then escort her home. I will then be rewarded with what the king sees fit.
>>381011625
For a second I thought it was Zelda doing her Din's Fire attack to blow the princess up.
>>381009359
second post best post
>>381010682
You do realize you would just fall onto the spikes, right?
>>381008624
My masterpiece
>>381012242
I don't fucking know why but that image is hilarious.
heh....obviously i use my shadowclone jutsu to summon pawns who will lay their bodies upon the spikes so that i may reach the fair maiden
of course with my sizable tummy i could not possibly reach her on my own so i would need a few more shadowclones to give me a boost
>2Dfags
>>381014051
nice "princess" you got there
>>381011106
Have you ever played portal?
>>381014360
I appreciate the touching of the fingers to the forehead to initiate instant translocation
9/10, well crafted
Bring a Yoshi.
>>381014597
he's actually tipping his fedora
>>381008624
Jump>slide>double jump
>>381010682
Why remove wall when you can remove spikes?
>>381009796
/thread
This is where the thread ended. Fucking casuals.
>>381014558
Who told you it was me ?
>>381008624
I want the princess to fuck my ass.
>>381014735
haha
Jump down near spikes and use my double jump to reach princess.
>>381011106
>Not leaping in head first
What, are you one of those spineless sissies?
>>381015013
10/10 anon
>>381008624
All of about 5 minutes in paint.
>>381012752
Nice, but I don't remember moss arrows being able to do that shit
>>381014735
then you would just be trapped on the other side with her
>>381014826
Okuyasu was never the sharpest knife in the set.
>>381015512
poor effort at least put the little things he slashes
>>381014809
There's no reason it can't be BOTH, anon.
>>381015543
I don't think there were any spikes in the original Thief at least, so I just took some creative liberties. Might have been better with a two rope arrows set-up, but you can't attack while climbing the rope, would have been inaccurate either way.
Walk to the left and appear on the right side of the screen.
>>381010380
Nice.
>>381015013
kek. excellent work
Jump down and use damage invincibility to walk trough spikes
>>381015707
For aerial movement? No need. He can just wall climb the rest of the way. If he had some significant jumping to do, I'd have added it.
>>381008624
>>381010529
CUTE
worked hard on this one
>>381015969
>>381008624
iddqd
>jump on the spikes
>take one hit of damage
>get invincibility frames until i reach the end
wooooow
>>381016658
>playing casual games
>>381008624
fuck that, how do YOU FUCK that princess??
>>381016994
>>381016342
kek
>>381008624
don't call me a ho
>>381008624
>>381009595
-said nobody ever
and rightfully so.
>>381016749
>send DK
>>381016749
Literally playing DKC:R just as I saw this thread, and that was the first thing I thought of
>>381016279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5PW2_aSqWk
Fucking orgasm
>>381014510
2bh no, but that doesnt mean I don't love the game.
I don't play every game I love
>>381008624
>>381017602
That makes you a poser anon like those people who wear band tshirts but never heard their music.
You don't even know how the mechanics of the game work.
>>381010171
Portals need to be on flat surface covered with moon rocks.
>>381017717LOL
>>381017727
stop with this annoying gatekeeping already
>>381017727
It's a reference to the picture of that girl posing with a portal gun who responded with that to a guy saying she probably doesn't even play games.
>>381010171
There's no way to shoot the second portal.
>>381018114
Anon I can't pawsibly know every image that appears on /v/
>>381018047
>don't know basic shit about something
>call yourself a fan
>>381008624
Easy
>>381018180
I see what you did there
>>381018129
>>381018435
lel
Spring jump, spider ball, power grip
>>381008624
>>381018414
To shoot at that angle you'd have to hold it up to your face and the recoil would make you drop it
>>381018180
we prince of persia now
>>381018569
crouch first then
>>381018785
>clone of you steals the princess while you stay stuck at the start
>>381010682
>not removing the princes
>>381019241
Is there a gender bend stand yet?
>>381011531
Is that a Code Monkeys reference???
>>381014558
>not getting fucked in the ass by a dominatrix princess
Wear this. Walk on spikes. Done.
>>381011287
>not shifting into the spirit realm where the central pillar has collapsed and turned into a platform
I am the princess.
>>381019604
*saves you* ;3
>>381008624
>>381018785
*slides backwards*
>>381019624
Wow, thanks anon now I finally can be with mi boyfriend Jamal for ever.
>>381017602
This is my favorite bait of the whole weekend.
Leave it to me!
>>381013143
Anything's funny when you haven't been on the internet for longer than a few days. Welcome to the internet.
>>381008624
wont even need a wing upgrade
This again.
how much before we end up making porn?
>>381020387
Fucking epic
>>381015013
this is some tom and jerry shit
10/10
>>381019624
*blushes*
Now to thank you...
*unsheathes cloaca*
>>381008624
Just gotta use the spider ball
>>381020520
jokes on you, that's my fetish
>>381018180
nice
>>381008624
>save the princess
Misogyny as fuck
>>381018435
>18
OVER THE FUCKING LINE
>>381016749
>DK picks up princess
>DK runs off edge
>dies
>princess becomes player 2
>jumps to anon
>victory
>>381019884
thought about this too
>>381019283
Technically Cinderella could've done it, and Diver Down did it once? It's not something Diver Down should be able to do but it did.
>>381008624
Very carefully
Now to wait until a drawfag arrives
>>381021680
nice
>>381022370
Why don't u keep us alive with some quality ms paint porn
>>381022467
i don't know how to draw porn.
I want to fuck those spikes.
>>381022616
you just use paint for the memes
example:
>>381022747
Now let's see Mario align himself AND the princess back to a quarter-PU
>>381010529
For some reason Hollow Knight manages to make everything cute.
>>381008624
>>381023002
wtf dued... you die from the spikes and you kannot flip airborneq
>>381015553
>not putting the princess in yoshi's mouth
>>381020387
dud
>>381008624
*woosh*
>>381010380
Underrated
>>381023178
>>381023178
>>381018557
>double air dash
>not gold armor
>>381023178
Nice
>>381023178
haha, i love that game.
>>381009796
Spotted my nigga
>>381008624
>>381011625
>not an air staff
>>381020365
>My negativity killed all variations of fun for me so I take it out on other people who are still able to experience it
Mhm.
>>381023508
Foot chip
>>381024292
Fuck, this is my childhood nightmare, everything turning upsidedown and me falling into space
>>381008624
UP+3 and run across the spikes
>>381010839
This
>>381024292
neat
>>381008624
>>381024380
>getting the fucking foot chip when there's a gold chip
>>381024945
Aren't spikes insta-death?
>>381025271
you get hit first for the temporary invincibility.
>>381025271
Eat a bullet and run across the spikes while you're flashing.
>>381022740
anyone has that image of the entire place turned into waifus?
With the power of sontari
>>381011625
>Telekinetic grab
>fire staff
It uses air runes. Way to increase your spell costs
Hope i'm not too late.
>>381027084
did he gain Brouzouf anon?
this is important
>>381027084
>>381027272
I knew i was forgetting something.
>>381017602
Fucking poser
>>381022467
>quality
>ms
Irony
>>381015013
Hardest I've laughed on basket weaving central in a while, gj anon
>>381008624
Teleport behind her.
>>381008624
Abuse that split second immunity.
>>381023038
jej
>>381018557
That's so adorable of you anon kun ;3 ~~ My knight in shining armor!
>>381027084
Fuckin lol anon
My kingdom for a layer function.
>>381008624
>>381027956
how does that make me a poser :3
Just masturbate and give up... thats what i did.
>>381019631
Having abonerfor princess?
>>381018340
This was my first idea too
>>381025142
X looks better in white than in gold
I'm a /fa/ hero
>>381028542
You just wanted an excuse to post tits, didn't you?
>>381030859
Forgot to ask if anyone has that .gif where the Wall was a protector
The secret is to rotate the wall, so you can jump across, then make sure your pickpocket skill is level 99.
>>381028542
Someone edit this to look like the princess
>>381018914
>tfw ctrl+c'd when you meant to ctrl+x
>self-inflict damage to myself with a bomb or some shit
>run across spikes with invincibility frames
>>381030707
whoops. it shows the joint lines on some frames and have no fuck idea why
>>381030661
My nigga. This gives me an idea.
>>381030707
Nice
>>381030707
impressive nice work
>>381008624
Just equip the spike breaker
>>381018226
Lurk more, newfag.
>>381031375
Just flip to 3D like in Super Paper Mario
Well if I weren't an absolute lazy bastard I'd make one of these going something like this -
>Something something have the courage to face death, followed by the guy jumping into the spikes and them disappearing and then the girl turning into a shuriken
La-Mulana style.
>>381031905
lol
>>381016749
ooga booga where da white wimmin at
>>381009595
>try to find source of image
>several thousand pinterest posts
>>381030707
new here's the proper one with corrected framerate and no extra shit on screen
>>381032693
what the fuck did you expect
>>381032834
The artist.
Who evidently isn't a very nice guy who deactivated all his sites.
>>381012242
Wat its true.
>>381008624
>>381029102
this ones my favorite, just picked up an inbox copy of Mario vs DK for my gameboy
>>381033524
>her smile when he bursts through
cute
>>381032074
I'm on mobile, but i imagined Lemeza whipping the pillar until it partially breaks and a small space with a dais appears. Pressing the dais makes a platform appear below, which moves from left to right. As it passes beneath the pillar with Lemeza riding it, the princess turns into a shuriken and then the giant trap fist punches Lemeza off the moving platform. Queue "This is La Mulana" steam achievement and the game over tune.
>>381030721
Of course
>>381015013
Creativity like this is sorely missed these days.
>>381035634
beautiful
>>381035634
Bravo, Anon. 10/10 post.
>>381035634
gud shit
>living in south america
I'm so sorry anon
>>381035634
My webm converter always cuts things short for some reason.
At least this time nothing important was cut out.
>>381035918
How the fuck do you know?
I took all the care to put the game in English for this webm. Is it because of the timestamp?
>>381022747
Yeah but what if you only have 1 and a half button presses?
>>381008624
double clawshots dude
>>381035634
Nice one
>>381036069
Title holds timestamp, yeah.
>>381010070
Lol.
>>381010123
hi, lelouch
>>381010380
kek
>>381009796
this nigga knows
>>381008624
Is the Princess an alien? Her face shape is like an alien.
>>381008624
>all these posts
>still no lewd hanging wall/stalactite-chan to save
sighhhhhh
>>381037737
so do the needful
>>381037737
if only a drawfag was here.
>>381036256
Fairy Spell would be simpler
>>381010123
>mgtow
>imouto
fucking jesus christ dude
>>381035967
fukkin nice! which worms is this?
>>381038108
Armageddon (aka. the best one).
>>381038179
This
>>381038179
It's like 5 bucks on steam, play it now
>>381038179
yeah thats the one I used to play on ps1, but I know the pc ports have had issues
armageddon has a level creator now, thats awesome
>>381009359
That's the second time today I've seen that, and I've never seen it before today. What the fuck does that stand for?
Magic Gathering, The Of Wizards (of the coast, get it?)
>>381039203
My God, That ostentatious wascal?
>>381008624
WAHOO
WAHOO
WAWAWAWAWAWWWWWWWW
>12 hours later
WAHOO
>phase out of this universe
>phase back in on the other side a few seconds later
WAHOO
>>381039203
Miniature Godzilla Toys Organization's Wizard
>>381039203
Men Going Their Own Way.
Basically reclusive faggots who think their antisocial ways deserves a cool banner for them to carry
>>381039340
Mhat Gould Tesus Ohrist Wo?
My Gut Thinks Of Wasabi?
Maybe Guess Things Often Wrong?
Minsane Glown Thosse (Oreat Wilinko)?
>>381010380
10/10
>>381039203
men growing their own weed
>>381014051
>that princess
impeccable taste
>>381015553
Yoshi walks on spikes you dummy.
>>381015013
literary perfection
>>381016658
>the spikes are insta-kill
woah shitty frame mechanics
>>381039203
>>381039540
is the standard answer
Others will tell you its men fucking women but not committing because they're not worth committing to anymore
Truth is probably a mixture of both
>>381017717heh
>>381018602
fuck get out of my head
>>381008624
4300 hours in adobe paintshop
>>381036069
South America seems pretty cool minus the corruption.
4 seconds in MS Paint
>>381019631
Milk would actually a skeleton's weakness.
>>381041880
why
>>381041396
and fire seems pretty cool without the heat
>>381035634
Nice.
>>381027084
+Ladykiller
>>381035634
10/10
>>381041910
Milk is good for you especially human.
>>381042418
I trust this poster who is not a skeleton and will tell other humans like myself who are human to drink milk.
>>381042184
I just assumed she needed a good dicking.
I stand by that assumption.
>>381042418
Milk is good for your bones. Hence powers up the skellington.
>>381009493
this, I think OP has been playing HK
>>381022978
Which is impressive considering how fucking terrifying the game would be in any other style
>>381009493
Couldn't you just sword pogo across the spikes
>>381011084
T:shlomo
>>381008624
>No dick no rescue
>>381043045
faggot
>>381023038
nice
>>381043439
is it bad that i find her pretty?
>>381043439
Very nice, that filename too.
>>381043045
captcha: princes station
>>381043538
Yes
>>381042975
I don't think the sword works on spikes like that
>>381043649
is it worse i want to lewd her now?
>>381008624
>>381044286
wat
>>381008624
My first thought.
>>381043538
It's a stick figure.
>>381044792
and?
turn around and wavedash back, falling and grabbing ledge. fall and immediately walljump. use the distance from the walljump to get under the middle pillar, then activate firefox. angle up and to the right, at about 50 degrees, and land in front of the princess. then upsmash and claim victory.
>>381044953
I'm not sexually attracted to a stick.
>>381008624
>Saving hoes
>>381043849
It does
Hop down use morph ball bomb screw attack then grab ledge.....easy
>>381045109
>he doesn't want to fuck a stickgirl
>>381010171
>jump into the fountain my love
>ill save you
>>381008624
Too easy.
>>381045109
But what if
>>381008624
Build up bhop speed and jump around the wall
>>381046073
Fuck her
>>381046073
i like this, now if you add boobs and the blue hair
SWING
>>381023208
>that princess block
adorable
>>381046336
>>381046732
...i'm trying to not laugh.
try to put those on the princess next time.
>>381046982
My bad
>>381047192
>>381047192
It looks like a blue afro guy with sick pecs desu
I'm too tired to draw this. Someone else can have itpit is actually more princesses
>>381047428
...do you mind dragging a drawfag in here?
>>381018340
alternatively,
>>381010380
Outfuckingstanding.
>>381019241
why is trish being paired with johnatha-
hold on a fucking minute
>>381010380
>loss comic in the top left piece
>>381047428
an effort was made
>>381019884
Myfriend
>>381049264
cute
>>381049264
lewd it up, that will make it perfect
>>381049894
Nice
>>381015512
>not wearing the rail mail
>>381049894
>>381049894
>>381049894
>>381050268
You gotta do that
One of them already has heart pupils
>>381049894
>princess's hair scrapes against the spikes
>instantly dies
>>381050919
What does she need saving from?
Her love handles?
>>381051253
which one?
>>381051479
#5, front row
>>381008624
>Turn()
>Load()
>Crash()
>*Jaunt()s behind you*
Heh, nothin' personnel, Your Highness.
But where is the princess with a dick
>>381051715
oh, i didn't realize those were hearts
>>381008624
>>381052180
Needs to be thiccer
>>381010380
>loss comic easter egg
OUTSTANDING
>>381052180
now this is what i'm talking about.
with the frequency of this thread, we should make a game or this already.
that or make a place to keep this going longer.
Someone had created a thread during E3 with how do you save the princess from the ninja, and it died almost immediatly. I never managed to post this
>>381022747
>still no BRRRRRAP edit of the princess
>>381037737
Ground spikes are called stalagmites, not stalactites, you fucking dummy.
>>381009359
MGTOW doesn't apply to 2D
>>381053528
The entire area has had its gravity reversed by a wizart
>>381053597
Oh shit, carry on then. My bad.
>>381053834
Don't worry about it, wizards fuck everything up.
>>381053319
>Still no loss edit
Run off platform, double jump
>>381052408
I was the OP of that thread. Good work, dude.
>>381047627
Nope
>>381017727
Why do you have to like a band to wear a shirt?
>>381054349
Ask the hoes that wear misfits shirts
>>381054154
Thanks man, shame the thread was blown away by E3though it was expected
>>381008624
>>381008624
we're fucked
>>381032829
That probably wasn't worth your time
>>381054453
These threads are more popular at night. Instead of waiting till that time, I made it early in the afternoon, and since E3 was happening, it was slowed down by that.
I'll probably make a new thread soon
>>381052408
nice
>>381009493
>>381010529
Fantastic
...do you guys think a discord server would be good to store the best of this?
and probably make it into the game a anon proposed like 3 or 4 threads ago
>>381055281
Fuck off reddit
>>381021680
You know the rules.
>>381023208
Holy shi, someone else has played BoxBoy
>>381055367
This unironically but sadly
>>381055281
>and probably make it into the game a anon proposed like 3 or 4 threads ago
Yeah I can be an idea guy too, just find me an animator that'll work for a couple of moths for free.
>>381055281
Discord = good
>>381055562
Fucking leet
>>381024739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-006PYYDiE
trying to ascend that place not knowing you needed bursts was hell
>>381055562
> java dev
>>381032829
noice
>nobody's noticed my qt miller
>>381055925
Not enough eyepatches V/10
>>381055658
>>381055367
You could have just said no.
>>381055810
>C#
>beautiful
lol
>>381032829
Really? No replies to this one? Well done anon. I'm impressed.
>>381011625
also you can't tele grab through walls
>>381010380
>the succ
>that easter egg
thats a 10
>>381055562
>== true
>returns nothing at first and then it returns a null
you're more likely to end up crashing the world when you hit a spike
>>381056825
Cannot return functions also set values and stuff?
>>381028068
fucking lol
>>381056946
Sure, but he took a function that at first returned nothing and then switched it to a function that returns something for no reason.
>>381008624
>implying I want a probably male princess instead of wall-chan
Great the thread is dying, do we make another?
Jump ->mid-air dash -> double jump
>>381023690
GRIFFISU
>>381015013
i love it
>>381058384
wtf can't believe no one has said this yet
>>381008624
>>381032829
very nice
>>381009493
I'd rather wall ride the middle wall, dash once I fall then jump up.
>>381020387
My nigga.
>>381055660
veery nice
10,000 hours in mspaint
>>381061437
Marvelous
>>381035967
10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10
1 hour in gimp.
This shit is a learning experience
>>381032829
holy fucking shit
I love these threads
>>381055660
Fucking 10/10
>>381059671
>>381061836
Why the fuck does the top part read like a manga, but the bottom reads like a comic?
>>381063119
i messed up half way and i also forgot to mention that it´s numbered so you don´t get confused,but it still happens anyway sorry i´m very new at this
>>381063359
It's okay Anon I appreciate your effort and your JoJo's
we are nearly 500 posts in and we haven't lewded the princess yet.
What happened?
>>381063572
>>381063285 happened.
>>381063416
thanks, i'll try to do better next draw thread
>>381063572
This
I only want to see her fucking princess dick
So why don't you guys just move to /qst/
>>381063767
No one goes to /qst/
>>381063831
>tfw I go to /qst/
>>381063572
Be the change you want to see in this thread
>>381063767
off topic threads are good every once and a while and it make those creative juices flowing
>>381063895
Then youre a fucking nerd
>>381063970
pls no bully
>>381063939
>implying i have the skill to do porn.
boy if i tried you would end up blind.
or the thread would die before i'm done
>>381008624
You do it like specter knight and rail those spikes
>>381064253
do it then fgt, it doesn't hurt to try at least once
>>381008624
>>381064474
ok fine, i'll open paint now
900 hours in paint
>>381032829
Holy shit, nice job there.Did you use flash?
very obscure reference that few would get
>>381064512
>>381065197
Shit pet, dragon is better
>>381020341
Ohbfuck
>>381065485
>dragon
>dragkon
>is supposed to be the damage battle sprite but yet does the least amount of potiental damage of all 3 sprites
>the one ability that does a decent effect is that of what could be compared to a level item drop on any level
>the final unlocked abiltiy is literal garabage in comparison of the other 2 battle sprites and is literally useless on fire levels unless you get it's ultimate and even then it varies
>is not as versatile as the other to battle sprites if level is chosen at random
>is the most popular because DUDE dragon LMAO
lmao
yeah
noand this is coming from someone who chose it because of the damage detail it was about
>>381008624
Use a jetpack
>>381010436
How does he get down without dying?
an attempt was made
>>381066023
>picked dragon
Can I reroll?
>>381009796
this man fucking gets it
>>381066581
Good show, sport
>>381063285
>>381015013
This brings back EFG memories
>>381068049
man
its been too long
>>381068049
if I could fucking draw I'd take up EFG shit because I miss quality OC so bad, fuck
>>381064474
Are you pleased now?
>>381056489
Really really
>>381062752
>>381059671
I miss playing transformice with /v/
>>381068481
okay now draw the mc fugging her
>>381010380
>>381068597
God damn it.
also this is a blue board
>>381037546
>mmmmmmmm so you're going to defiance the Earth I hear
>mmmmmmmmm not if our... jumpsuits have anything to say about it
>>381009493
Fuck yes. This.
>>381010123
>>381038054
What the fuck is an imouto?
>>381069167
Welcome to 4chan, newfag
>>381043897
Easy.
>>381049894
>>381068597
give me a minute i'll do it.
>>381009493
This is a cute ass gif
>>381028360
You clearly never played Sonic 1.
>>381029032
>>381068597
are you happy now?
>>381055660
>>381010380
saved
>>381053924