Is he right?

>>380999549
he's retarded for continuing to play a slide show

No. But he's a Mac user so its not like he has a choice

>>380999549
he's 100% right. framerate doesn't matter at all in single player games

>A woman literally ruined her vagina, to birth the useless piece of flesh and bone that is Dobson.

i dont see why him eating shit means everyone else has to

>>380999549
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

>>380999549
>plays the elitist about mac vs pc
>can't even play an ancient game like skyrim at over 10fps

I almost feel bad for how pathetic that guy is

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lmaoing@people playing at anything lower than 120hz ulmb

>Skyrim at 10 fps

I thought Dobson hated the PS3?

He's not even kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphtNeHKwGo

>>380999549
>ME, MAKE IT ABOUT ME

To the people bitchy about 3 meals per day having 1 of them cut? I'm eating only a big turd once per day. Fuck your elitism.

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Is he right?

>>380999832
YOU LOOK AT COMPUTER

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>>380999857
>playing on sub 240hz screens
LMAO
Anything lower literally makes me sick

>>381000031
The default answer is always "no."

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>>381000121
AND SEE FOOD

>>380999549
So this is what "healthy" and "delicious" mac gets you, huh?

>>381000217
He's running a Mac with PowerPC.

>>380999549
um, no. firstly how do you play with framerate that shit in 2017. what the hell is he doing that making his computer run that shit? secondly, its not even about "60fps" its that they are running that abysmally low consistently,. 10fps is practically unplayable. lastly, hes a fucking retard and a contrarian.

>>381000360
Is he really five apostrophes tall?

>>381000031
the only way his opinion could be worse is if he put it at the bottom with prime.

the correct tier list is this:

>bad metroid games
Other M

>good metroid games
the rest

>unrelated to the story
>Metroid Prime Pinball

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>>381000031

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>>380999549
Lordy, playing Skyrim at 10 FPS must mean the poor fellow didn't buy Fallout 4 and all the DLCs, they would drastically improve performance even on low end machines.

You can play easy as fuck games like Skyrim with one arm. I like playing games that require me to not be asleep at the wheel, and being able to respond quickly and display large amounts of visual information is part of that

I've actually played Skyrim on PS3 and it wasn't a very enjoyable experience 50 hours in when you move in slow motion with lag every 2 seconds.

>>380999549
How the fuck do you even run Skyrim at 10.

Im using a IGPU and i get 30FPS.

>>380999857
>tfw CRTs are still amazing devices for gaming years after relevancy

>>380999741

Are you implying that a single-player game at 10 frames per second is enjoyable?

>>380999549
Yeah, one of his youtube videos shows him playing Skyrim and the framerate makes the whole thing basically a slideshow.

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LOL

>>381001275

Using a macbook.

Test

>>381000000

>>381000762
americans are too dumb for real units

>>380999690
buying a mac was a choice

People bitching about raising a family on minimum wage?

I'm raising family in Zimbabwe right now making 100 times less

Fuck your elitism

>>380999549
Dobson is legally retarded so no need to take his retarded twitter posts seriously.

>>381001667
Nobody chooses to be mentally ill, Anon.

>>381001653

Eurotrash are too dumb to use the imperial system, so they had to make a simplified one that they could understand.

>>381001573
WII GAME

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>>381001573
>Dosbon
>Using Vanillaware as a defense.
o im laffin

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Dobson will always make the rest of the world seem a lot smarter.

>>381000031
He's doing this on purpose, isn't he?

Shouldnt have installed all those inflation mods

>>380999549
OoT runs at like 20 and it's considered the best game ever by many.

>>380999549
right about what? He's not making any arguments and just acting like a retard as always

>>381000360
>Dislikes Learn how to draw
What did he mean by this

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>>381001573

>>380999549
classic switch beta user

>>381000031

I wonder how he feels when Metroid Prime 4 was announced

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>>381001573
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>A Boy and his Blob
>WII FIT
>good games
there's no saving these people, is there

>>380999549
It could be funny if it wasn't real

>>381001717
You're on 4chan right now.
People do choose to be mentally ill.
And in that choice we now live with the current state of things here.

>>381001845
DK64 runs at 15 and is considered a good game.

The problem is that those games were designed to run at those framerates.

>>381000031
>the game which is most insulting to women is the best
I always thought dobson was virtue signalling, but I guess it's just plain contrarianism

>>380999549
>>380999921
Is this the true power of Macs? Wow...

>>381001770
OTHER
GAME

>>381001762
>mfw an ameritard was fat and uneducated near me

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>>381000031

Dobson has a jock/dudebro hatred problem

He admitted that he hates sports and talks shit about them because that's what the jocks who bullied him at school like to care about

So I'm going to assume he has that same mentality of dude bros liking FPS so he has to hate it including Metroid Prime

>>381000031
This dude knows what he's doing, he loves the attention.
It's like a kid who breaks your thing just to be yelled at, dude has some emotional problems... as also evidenced by everything else about him.

>>381001795
What did he think about dragons crown?

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LEL

>>381002045
>Butterfry
HOW DO YOU DO, MY FELLOW KIDS

>>381001275
He uses a PowerPC iMac.

>>381001667
maybe it was a present. you don't know

>>380999549
No
In fact I don't think he's ever been right

>>381001946
A boy and his blob was good.
It's also on PS4

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rip lyl

>>381001279
except getting a good aspect ratio
playing FPS is suffering after getting used to wide screen

>>380999549
Ah so he's a PS3 player?

>>381002079
>So I'm going to assume he has that same mentality of dude bros liking FPS so he has to hate it including Metroid Prime
that makes perfect sense. Not to mention he likes Other M because "Samus can be emotional and can still kickass!!!"

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>tfw got my new 144hz ultra wide yesterday
>tfw silky smooth grafics

>>381002102
S E X I S T C R A P
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C
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>>381000773
You forgot to place Federation Forces.
I know it is relatively new but you gotten remember these things. Put it in the trash with the other one.

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Imagine being this autistic

>>381002148
Does he hate orc husbandos?

I play sun and moon 5fps I don't give a shit

>>381002102
not enough inflation of Sorc's boobs

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>>380999549
Dobsons motto:

Women are being hated unless there inflated.

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>>381001906

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/v/ BTFO

>>381002148
>drawing himself with this much hair
Andrew, I...

>>381001897
kek

>>381002223
>Cloud
>emo
cloud is a hardcore autist with no useful skills he hasn't acquired by accident and the game makes this very clear

>>381000031
Fat autists like Dobson and MovieBob are triggered by first person shooters. Even though that's not what Prime really functions like, they don't care.

>>381000773
>unrelated to the story
>Metroid Prime Pinball
It's just a retelling of Prime 1 in pinball form.

>>381002336
its actually not that bad. Ive been playing it recently. so i actually didnt forget. the biggest problem with it is the chibi artstyle and when it was announced. other than that its fine. but this isnt a metroid thread so ill leave it at that

Man, this guy's ego is really inflated

>>381002223
It's amazing how little taste one man can have.

>>381002479
no but AC :)))

>>381002223
I really like this image. It shows just how much of a person he is.

>>381001952
Choice is overrated

>>381001953
True, different standards today really, back then 20 was good.

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>>381002407
Dobson rage is the best

Gaijin Goomba vs Dobson, who wins?

>>381002458
Literally who gives a fuck about capeshit?

>>381002148

>We can't have endings where love interests finally get their endgame

Nah fuck you Dobson, I don't care if you never had a girl we shouldn't condone others

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Is this a LOL thread?

>>381002407
>delicious balloon tears

>>381002479
The dipshit's only experience with VII are other people parroting how emo Cloud is online, along with Advent Children.

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>>380999549
I'm not a strong man by any stretch of the imagination, but Christ I wanna kick Dobson's ass.

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Is he right?

>>381002687
Gaijin Goomba is a pathetic sack of shit, but at least he went to Japan to teach and got married.

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Wew

>>381001814
He has to be. Nobody has taste this shit.

>>381002467
I used to laugh now I'm balding too. Got karma'd good

>>381002354

Wasn't that when her dad died?

>>381001573
>The Wii has no good game
This sentence have always bothered me. That's not how you say that. "The Wii has no good games" would be more correct.

>>381000941
change both retweets and favorites to 0
yes i know that's not how twitter works

>>381002354
This can't be real.

>>381001829
It's no crime to dislike Trump, but it drives me mad that faggots don't even pick something real to dislike him over but rather invent made up reasons like HE'S A RACIST KKK MEMBER because he wants to enforce already existing immigration laws

>>381001829
>has to shove in his inflation fetish to a simple punch

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>>381002354

>>381002223
>use the periodic table to seem smart
>can't comprehend basic math

every time

>>381002872
WII GAME

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>>380999549

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>>381002757
Errant Signal is so fucking retarded

>>381002827
>BLM
wew lad

>>381002223
Why is he so adamant about hating sports? Does he just think every sport is football?

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>>380999549

>>381002827
>Dobson "shining a light on things" is having an unnecessarily large spotlight that would make Batman himself feel emasculated
Is Dobson a parody of himself at this point?

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>>381002827

>>381002921
I will never not be mad at him for this. Like where in his fucked up head was this a classy thing to do?

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>>381001328
Not him, but I have a friend who said the exact same thing. He also said if it runs he doesn't care

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>>381002827
>Black Lives Matter
>Progress
>Burning down your neighborhood because you didn't get what you wanted is progress

>>381002843
>>381002904
This is your mind on autism

>>381002921
what the hell did zelda williams have to do with gamergate?

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>>380999741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphtNeHKwGo

Yes this looks totally playable.

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>>381000360
>power chords

>>381002921
Is the little blurb at the end from dobs or the maker of the pic?

>>381002843
Yes.
>>381002904
Oh it is.

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Wow

>>381002757
>technofetishistic aesthetics
stealing this for E.Y.E 2

>>381002148
>I refuse to watch my little pony because it's a show for babies
This is a completely valid statement though. It's literally a show about cartoon horses and the power of friendship. No, fuck you faggot I'm not obligated to give it a try

>>381003121
>that voice

Yeah, he sounds like that guy who got shoved into lockers and got swirlies in high school.

>>381003032
Wouldn't the PC be like having ingredients? Like if you know how to put them together, you'll have exactly what's right for you? Instead of a Mac that comes as you order it, kinda like fast food.

>>381002757
I don't understand the first one. Why can't people be mad about poor framerate AND downgraded graphics? Are they mutually exclusive ? And why would you mock people for being upset about downgraded graphics at all? It's false advertisement

>>380999921
lol, this feels like Myst.

>>381002757
Anyone who choses to buy and play a game at 30 fps is absolutely retarded and deserves the shit they are consuming.

As a pc only owner, I wouldn't play a game on any less than 100, I'll gladly lower my graphics settings to achieve this.

>>381001573
Put fucking monster hunter 3 instead of Wii fit ,fucking dobson man

>>381003121
Holy fuuuuck

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>dobson had a gf at one point
>I haven't
Time to kill myself.

>>380999549
Dobson is actually an experiment started by the CIA to see if they could produce an artificial human being that was always wrong.

>>380999549
>Skyrim at 10

Did the Switch version release already?

>>381002842
Embrace it, don't try to cover it or deny it. People like confidence. Its cheesy advice, but it's not inaccurate.

>>380999921
>that sigh at 11:11
>that ending
this is just so pathetic

>>381003232
I'd inflate for an E.Y.E 2

>>381001845
Seriously? I beat it on emulator with 60 FPS, does that mean the whole thing was sped up 3x times?

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>>381002045
None if the stories from any of that media he references are particularly mature, just because something pulls your heartstrings doesn't necessarily mean the themes discussed in a work are complex and adult.

Sure something being emotional is better than the usual bland trip shoved down kid's throats but it's not the pinnacle of artistic expression. If you seriously hold children's cartoons to this absurd standard you are an absolute pleb who should stop browsing /co/.

>>381000031

Imagine being a grown man who is still asshurt to this day about being bullied in school.

>>381002842
Just shave it
Please, for your own sake

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>>381001573

>>381002918
I've hated Trump long before he was even considered to be a presidential candidate but he's no more racist than any other old white conservative man.

David Duke was a former KKK leader, however.

>>381003383
Let's be honest here, that's not a point for Dobson.
He's probably a really crappy person to her, so while you don't have a GF, at least you're not a crappy person to a GF.

>>381002223
How do you hate Seinfeld? What a humorless cunt.

>>381002161
He bought it for """"professional"""" use

>>380999549
It's hilarious watching him actually play Skyrim like that and watch him to try to be a serious youtube gamer.

https://youtu.be/K1M2nJBBBBk

>>381003679
>he's no more racist than any other old white conservative man
That's the problem non

>>381003793
>tfw I bought a dobson book
I was young and stupid, should have bought Spinnerette

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>>381003793
Someone post the webm of him getting sprayed in the face and just sitting there taking it like an omegacuck. It's so hard to watch but for some reason I can't even feel bad for him.

>>381002921
>hey man I apologize
>didn't I said I apologize?
>I deleted it because people are nagging me
>I mean you people are also mean to her, why don't you apologize too???

how does this guy make money? i only see him here

>>381003810
>he actually plays on yt now
holy fuck

>>380999549
I used to play WoW on a laptop at 15 FPS in 2005, I wouldn't do that today. It's only good if you've never had better.

>>381003793
He looks exactly like I thought he would
It's uncanny, actually

>>380999549
He's never right about anything. He's a retarded contrarian.

>>381003592
He thinks that because something is rated "M" is means the content is "too mature" when in fact the "M" means its intended for "mature audiences".

>>381002045
>has a good point and then completely shits all over himself by getting Butterfree's name wrong

Is this man just destined to fuck up everything?

>>381003925
He doesn't

>>381003278
You're talking about a guy who thinks that "cheap" "convenient" and "meets you arbitrary needs" is a bad thing.

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>>381003912
https://youtu.be/7rgXKUXOgvU

>>381003324
I'm not disagreeing entirely, but I think you're an autistic fag and your shit are retarded too

Does he even believe that shit he says and does?

>>381002407
>Oh shit! A good game..hisssssss

>>380999549
I don't think dob knows what "elitism" means. Are people who demand their food not have diarrhea, hair, or spit on it elitists too?

>>381003810
He sounds exactly as I imagined him to

>>381003827
When you get older your frontal lobe I think deteriorates and you lose the ability to be politically correct and spout whatever shit comes to mind. It's happened with my own grandmother, who used to be incredibly sensitive to racism but now just spouts it.

Old men also just pull their dicks out whenever.

>>380999780
>A woman literally ruined her vagina, to birth the useless piece of fat and bone that is Dobson.
Fixed.

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10 isn't that bad.

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>>381003592
is redemption through sacrifice a complex and adult theme ?

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>>381003793
>"by the time you finish the first volume you'll feel like you understand most of them."

>>380999549
So this is the power of PowerPC... woah...

>>380999741
The minimum accepted framerate is 20. Else you'll have shit like >>381003121

>>381000360
>Likes: Lesbians
>Dislikes: Sexist crap!

What did he mean by this?

>>381002223
>he doesn't understand why people love cars

WHAT THE FUCK

>>381004015
He doesn't have a good point though. The entire comic is just "no mom it's perfectly fine for an adult to watch a children's cartoon show".

>>381002045
he literally doesn't understand that the word mature has different meanings

>>381004116
>leaving the unnecessary comma in there
no, not fixed

>>381000031
The fact that he manages to be more of a contrarian than /v/ is fucking amazing.

>>380999832
>>381000121
>>381000187
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>381004029
He had to have made some passive aggressive blog like follow-up to this. Where is it?

>>381001573
>a boy and his blob is a new IP

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>>381000762
This is the original

>>381002704
Savage

>>381002827
>and etc.

>>381004104
>Old men also just pull their dicks out whenever
You don't?

>>381000031
There's no way this isn't contrarianism. Even people that approve of other m just argue that it's ok, not that it's some masterpiece.

>>381003827
It's just a minor problem with his character. Other candidates had them like being a socialist or a criminal

>>381002704
btfo

>>381003121
>level 4
He doesn't play that shit. He is just doing it for outrage clicks for playing at shitty 10 fps.

>>381003793
>most of them
So not all of them then?

>>381004290
Shit, I was about to get my manlet esteem boost.
Back to mining I go.

>>381004125
We literally teach children about redemption through sacrifice every Christmas by making them act out the Nativity?

>>381004290
no way he actually plays fucking EO

>>381003121
Jesus, im using dual core 6700 and can play it on 40~60fps. How old is that mac he is using? Im from fucking Poland, and im thinking about donating something to him for better PC, shit is sad as fuck

I hope Dobson goes to cons again so some hot chick can dress up as Catty N and go to his booth, buy a small print and be really passive aggressive about it.

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>>381003660
this can't be real, right
please dear god tell me this isn't real

>>381001983
>>381002490
More like "it's Japanese culture and you're literally racist for criticizing it".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc4h8hNYev0&t=4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OVDy1zpwLg

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>>381003793
>balding
>manlet

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>>381001573
>Wii Fit
>New IP

>>381002045
>butterfry

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>>381002223
>Periodic table?
That will always make me mad, holy shit

>>381002407
how can this person exist, he's ALWAYS wrong
it's like he exists solely to have shit opinions so you don't have to

>>381002458
>Winter Soldier has politics in it because the fucking government plays a crucial role in the story
>he thinks actual politics and a political agenda are the same thing

>>381003925
He's like the fox and the grapes. That's why he defends playing at 10 fps in an outdated Mac

>>381004327
Half Trump's administration is under investigation

>>381004463
but they'll shit on other japanese games for simply having big tits.

>>381004365
It's humanity obtaining redemption through the murder of Christ not Jesus obtaining redemption through sacrifice

What games does this pathetic slob even like?

>>381001573
>Wii fit
>TMNT
>Other literally who games

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>381004498
From a guy who literally can't add two numbers together to play DnD
It's poetry in motion

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>>381002827
How the fuck can someone who makes comics for a living be so ignorant of the comic industry. Comics have never been behind the times and have been the platform for highly progressive authors.
Which he'd know if he and other 'social critics' actually fucking read comics.

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r8

>>381004641
Metroid Other M

>>381004490
Is Wii-Fit worth playing? I found a balance board in my new house.

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>>381004290
>5'6"

>>381004641
Other M

>>381002458
>Winter Soldier deals with a organization having too much power and how Shield got corrupted by Hydra that used it try to kill innocent people
>Cap has to struggle with the fact that America isn't what he remembers but goes on trying to do the right thing

>This is somehow the same as writers, directors, and developers circlejerking because they included a woman or black person in something and use it as a get out of jail free card to excuse bad writing and shit design.

>>381004125
Power rangers does this shit anon

>>381004571
I also get my news from the Hill and Louise Mensch

>>381004724

Does he like any good games?

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>>381000031
He literally only has that opinion because he saw the backlash back in 2009 and took personal offense that people held that opinion.
He's trying to look like and intellectual by holding this opinion. "oh, I see the qualities that everyone else is too blind to notice!"

He's basically retarded.

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>>380999549

>>381004641
Zelda and...uhhhhhhhhh

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>>381004706
What would he think about Wakfu?

>>381004705
You should see his comic where he complains about Batman.

>>381004290
>clipboard with LOOSE PAPERS
>has to go out of his way to declare that he dislikes negativity and depression
>despite declaring that he carries something as unimportant as headphones, he apparently doesn't carry actually important shit like keys, wallet, phone and so on
>power chords

>>380999857
>flashing strobing black and white frames into your eyes so you can get a slim chance of countering lmaobox users in CSGO
Greatest meme

>>381002148

>3DS was a bad corporate decision

I'll admit it was a little slow out of the gate, but after the first year it just snowballed out of control.

>>381002407
>>381000031
The guy is just hardwired to go against popular opinions. How can he live with himself?

>>381004631
>SJWs are one person
They can't even agree on prostitution ffs.

>>381002827
>While this was temporarily a successful business decision
What? Is Dobson not aware that the social stigma on comics is what made people stagnated? He seriously expects a generation of berated people to just let outsiders just waltz in and fuck with their hobby? Does he not understand that this is how every hobby and culture functions and almost none of them are open to gentrification or progressives?

People don't like change regardless, justifying change as social progression is pretty much a war on comic culture to people. Much like the Comics Code back in 1954.

>>380999549

How old is his PC?

>>381004836
It's good, so he would probably hate it

>>381004805
>iMac
>10 year old core2 that was outdated when it released
This can't be real

>>380999549
And some people move around while missing legs driving around in a wheelchair, it doesn't make it the optimal or preferred fucking way of locomotion, you fucking imbecile.

>>381004706
There's nothing completely shit there
The many more is the problem

Also, the guy is so poor that he doesn't have money to buy new PC or even Switch.

>>381004836
It's literally the perfect cartoon for him but he'd probably still hate it.

>>381004951
>PC
anon, i...

>>381004706
>inb4 Voyager is his favourite star trek series

>>381004889
I was talking about Moviebob and Dob in particular.

>>381002045
>butterfry
>imagine being so fat you look at pokemon names and see food

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>>381004706
It's all fucking awful. I can't even imagine being such a hyper fag that you would prefer Korra over TLAB. If you're going to autistically enjoy children's shows at least have some fucking taste about it.

>>380999549
>you shouldn't be complaining about something because I have it worse
anyone who thinks he's right is a fucking tard

>>380999549
It isn't elitism to like nice things.

It's great that he loves eating shit but it isn't for me.

>>381002148
>I refuse to watch My Little Pony because it's a show for babies!
This is completely valid though. Excuse me for sounding like a certain autist, but I don't want to watch shows on the same level of Barney and Caillou.

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>>380999549
>>380999549

>>381004951
It's a 10 year old iMac

>>381004706
I call it the "I saw this cartoon series was popular on Tumblr" taste.

>>381004290
>iPad Pro and Apple Pencil
>still has a shit iMac
Also it's like he's afraid to draw himself as fat.

>>380999549
Everything I see with this guy is just constant contrarian opinions. No wonder cunts around here cling onto him.

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Post yfw you're not Andrew Dobson.

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>>381002223
>Things I can do:
>Lists a bunch of useless shit
No matter how bad my life is, at least I'm not this guy.

Why would a person play Skyrim at 10fps when they could just play a previous Elder Scrolls game that'd likely run much more smoothly?

>>381004706
Does he prefer Korra over TLA?

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>>381000031
How can one man be this wrong?

>>381005251

Of course, Korra has lesbians.

>>380999549
>10 fps
I know we joke around anything under 60 being "unplayable" but THAT is actually unplayable.

>>381005241
I mean it's pretty shitty of FUCKING GAMESTOP to not give him the disc but you gotta just act like an adult and accept it.

>>381004805
His iMac is not from 2008 if it had a fucking PowerPC in it. Unless he's a fucktard and bought a used iMac in 2008.

>>381005227
Is Oblivion even on Mac

>>381005126
kek

>>381000031
He really does just have shit taste

>>381004214
>can't understand people loving cars
>loves to draw fat cartoon characters for other degenerates to jack off to
what did he mean by this?

>>381005072
yes and there are SJWs who extend their pro-mudslime stance of "respect their culture" to Japs in addition to those who don't.
Case in point, Blob and Dobbo.

>>381004290
>power chords

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People who obsess over FPS are mentally ill.
I seriously feel pity for you fuckers who can only play shitty multiplats while wasting thousands on your cringeworthy 'rig'

>>381005339
I see he's ditched the fedora and glasses entirely.

>>381005241
>that desperate plea for attention
>not a single reply
I'm pretty sure being Dobson is even worse than being Burch

>>381002757

Literally everything looks better in 60fps.

Even porn.

Especially porn.

>>381005060
well >>381002223

>>381005431
I think framerate autism is embarrassing too but 10 literally is painful.

>>381003660
So what's the joke exactly? That he's resorting to cartoon violence or the hypocrisy of that yellow thing who claims 360 and PS3 users are elitist?

>>380999549
>That Skyrim stream at 10 FPS with his aspie voice in the background
You sure showed me Dobson

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>>381005431
Imagine being such a fucking unbearable scrub that you can't appreciate playing fighting and shooting games in the best possible way, and in many cases, in the way they were intended to be played.

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>>381005225

>>381002223
>needing a thesaurus for such basic words like "wine" or "apple"

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>>381005297
>Horrible American [western] influences ruining a great [Japanese] series
Dobbo is more like us than we think...

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>>381002704
dat comeback

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>>381005241
>being this much of a beta that he doesn't say fuck you and takes his business to another store

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>>380999549
I hate Dobson.

>>381002223
>Best Shyamalamadingdong kinographie
>Not Unbreakable or Split

>>381002223
>Lady in the Water
Shyamalan's best movie is clearly Unbreakable. This is not up for debate.

>>381005368
>whines about getting bullied
>freely bullies those he doesn't understand with his internet comics

>>381005475
Is he that buttblasted at edits?
Also, his style reached a new low, now it looks just like every other Tumblr toon

>>381005475
Alright but this one is kinda funny.

>>381005297
>Scanning
>Convoluted
NIGGA YOU HOLD A BUTTON

>>381005704
>>381005703
Unbreakablemind

>>381005626
Video games are a western thing to begin with.

>>381004836
"Stop doing sexist crap!"

>>381005769
Have you fuckin' watched it? It's spectacular, even with all the changes made during production.

>>381005297
But Americans made Donkey Kong Country. And like, a bunch of other games.
They also made Twilight Princess dark, I don't understand his bitching.

>>381005505
The first time I saw porn and cut testing in 60 FPS I realized this has to be the new standard.

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What is the power of his stand, /v/?

>>380999921
I kind of want to hear his voice, but I already have imagined his voiced based on his aspect so I don't want to spoil it.

>>381004290
Come to think about it, it's quite childish, but I'm not sure why

Probably because what's in his bag are the stuff that my little brother always bring everywhere. He's 10 years old.

>>381005758
Woah. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .

>>381005862
Yes I've seen it three times, incredibly ahead of it's time and my favorite M Night movie

>>381005893
Inflation

>>381005297
Prime isn't dark and gritty
Only thin I agree with are the Trilogy controls, the Wii remote feels so natural with Prime

>>381005514
thanks for pointing this out. I don't know what I'd do if I enjoyed something dobson also liked

If low framerates don't bother you then that's absolutely fine. The problem comes from you trying to tell me it doesn't matter just because it doesn't bother you.

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>>381005893
I don't know if I'm alone in this thinking, but if I ever start to go bald, I'll just shave everything. It just looks better.

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>>380999549
>>381000031
>>381000187
>>381002223
>>381002354
>>381002407
>>381002458
>>381002827
>>381002921
>>381002949
>>381003032
>>381003213
>>381003660
>>381003793
>>381004290
>>381004805
>>381005126
>>381005241
>>381005297
>>381005339
>>381005368
>>381005473
>>381005475
>>381005582

>>>/b/, this has nothing to do with vidya. Please post ec3lebs over there.

No he isn't.

>>381005758
Damn, that really activated my almonds.

>>381003383
Being a shitty subhuman boyfriend is infinitely worse than not having a girlfriend.

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>>381002757

>>381005872
>Americans made Donkey Kong Country
Brits.

>>381002148
Is he confusing orcs with trolls?

>>381005367
He's a fucktard and probably bought a G5
>>381005373
with wine
Oh wait it's dobson

>>381004706

What do you draw fanart of from skyrim? Zero characters standout, you wouldn't recognize them, even the dragons are identical.

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>>381005893
He's a power bottom.

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>tfw in a parallel universe chaos was cruel enough to make you Dobson

>>381005893
>5'6''

>>381005368
>"Sorry we're CLOSED"
>Walks in anyway

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>>381006026
>dobson has nothing to do with vidya
Poor newfag

>>381005758
appreciate the subtlety here

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>>381005225