Assassin's Creed Origins

>>380994274
Suck a dick, nigger

>>380994274
>you have recieved a gift card in your ųplay account

>>380994274
>MMO shit like 'rarity' being shoved into a single player game
>Yet another excuse to charge you money - "random loot crates lol!! 1 epic GUARANTEED" (($20.00))
The A.I. and animations look like shit. The Romans are somehow the bad guys yet again even though it makes no real sense (Ptolemaic Egypt fared well under the Romans and the people considered themselves Roman). This whole 'we are da rebels dee imperials are always bad' narrative is getting really tiresome, Ubisoft. Fuck off.

>>380995703
This.
Also, I can't wait to cringe with the codex's entries sassy humor

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>>380994274

>DOPE!!!

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>>380994274
>tfw Assassin's Creed had a pretty cool premise and a promising first game with a sequel that improved on everything which is rare nowadays and has somehow progressively gotten worse and now this

Even the trailer was trash and AC trailers usually are more enjoyable than the actual game. Damn, it's like watching the son you played sports with grow up and become gay and/or a tranny.

WE

>>380997709
WUZ

WUZ

>>380995703
Ditto.

Add this to the list of games v cannot talk about

>>380995703
Actually, Romans leveled a city block and butchered thousands of Egyptians (not Romans, not Greeks) in house to house fighting because of the regime change.

Then, Rome went to war against itself and destroyed more Egyptian soldiers, boats and property. Egypt started to do well only until Augustus turned it into his personal money printer did it do well.

I'm excited for the basics Roman CQC

>>380994274
HOL UP

>>380994274
WE WE WE
WUZ WUZ WUZ
KANGZ KANGZ KANGZ

I thought the presentation and trailers looked like crap but then I saw a Rooster Teeth let's play and it actually made me kind of excited for it. Looks like the engine is quite well made and is great for sandbox hijinks. Still, not going to pay for it...

>>380994274
GET THE FUCK OUT, SHILL

>>380994274
Does it get better after a couple of seconds? I only watched 5 or 6, disliked and close the video.

>>380994274
WE

AYO

do we have to keep making the same joke over and over

Hol up!

**smacks lips**

>>380998798
BIX NOOD

>>380998623
it gets better

>>380998798

WOAH

AYO

HOL UP

WATCHU SAY BITCH NIGGA?

>>380997578

SC2 was worse than AC1

so when are we gonna get a game actually set in egypt?

AYOOOOO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
YOUUU BE SAYIN
*picks up hammer and chisel*
YOU FINNA BE
*creates a sphinx statue*
YOUUU FINNA BE SAYIN
*draws a hieroglyph*
YOU FINNA BE SAYIN WE SUM KINDA
*mummifies a fellow brother*
WE SUMM KINDA
*collects welfare papyrus*
WE SUM KINDA PHARAOHS N SHIIIIIIT?

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>>380994274
>go to Egypt
>nobody is black

>play Ubisoft France Assassin Creed Origins
>everybody is black

Hmmmmm

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>>380994274
>We'll never have a proper Ass Creed thread ever again

These would be fun games if they made the combat and climbing more involved. "Press button to kill/hold button to climb" gets boring

>>380997578
IV and Rogue were great, but yeah. after that, it went to shit

>>380996662
I still say dope. Am I not hip anymore?

>>381000261
But they're not. They're ambiguously brown, but that just makes sense

>>380994274
Ylyl thread?
ylyl thread.

>>380994274
>It never ends


Just... stop

we

WE

WUZ

>>380994274
>shilling your channel on /v/
nice try fag