Now the dust has settled. Summarize E3 in one image

>>380989674
should have an arm cannon

This image just sums up Nintendo fags being autistic ass hats.

>>380989843
And this sentence just sums up that sony p o n 1 e s never stop getting jealous over Nintendo stuff. Keep it up.

Sony already has their own rabbids and it's the Ape Escape monkeys

>>380990129
basically

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>>380990353
>Niggers and afro niggresses in every single other conference except nintendo
Well.

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>>380990574
>this is what ninteniggers believe
lmao

>>380990946
Looks like a great Pirate.

>>380990975
i cant believe this one is relevant again

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>>380990975
is this like the knock-off mario copy of crash bash?
lmao

>>380990129
Why don't they just make another 2d metroid? I refuse to believe prime games are that good.

>>380991461
Let me guess monster hunter ?

>>380991542
Epic bait bro. it's a double, too. Nice.

>>380991461
Lmao, who types this shit?

>>380991537
thats kinda sad yo

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>>380991741
>posted this to a friend
>told him that only nintendo can save us from this madness and that metroid prime 4 is coming
of course i was joking, but then the S appeared and we spammed each other with giberish. Pretty good.

>>380991461
>all those thumbs up

>>380991571
they literally were the ones who denied so that doesn't make sense.

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>>380991240
Nintendo just has a super solid E3 format, so while everyone else constantly shits the bed they at least have Treehouse to carry them through. 2015 was shit for them, but it also had John FUCKING Numbers destroying Cosmo so hard it shattered his entire sexual identity.

>>380991741
Beyond good and evil was always a black chick this is just nitpicky as fuck
Also mafia 3 was last year ?

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>Thinking anyone but devolver won
pffkek.

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>when a fucking DBZ game is the best thing shown at e3

>>380992197
>''So self aware and loud and screaming but it's ironic and again SELF AWARE xddd''
I am pretty sure you think that KonoSuba is a good anime, right? Fuck off.

>>380992096
Yeah but those 25 minutes + Rabbids at the start of Ubisoft could've carried the festival alone.

On that note, Treehouse is consistently good enough that I'm surprised every other publisher is just half-assing trying to replicate it.

>>380991461
Why are people giving a thumbs up to a cuck story

>>380992276
>when you aren't a nintendo fan
FUCK i feel sorry for people like you.

>>380992158
wut?

>>380991571
>Minecraft
>Autistic

>>380992517
I think Sony got a stand-up comedian. Some guy from Naughty Dog pretending that Crash was more successful than Mario, hilarious.

>>380992543
>Nintendo fan

Kill yourself

>>380992615
The guy in the Crash suit? Crash shittalking people is just a throwback to the old PS1 advertisements.

>>380992717
Oh no, he dressed up real serious. I could almost believe he actually meant it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjkAXCgx7M&feature=youtu.be&t=873

>>380992096
>Nintendo just has a super solid E3 format
spot light is a good format, but it was so short that everyone said "that's it" after it was over
>treehouse to carry them through
treehouse was terrible this year. None of the games they were showing were worth watching lets play tier people play. You only kept it on for announcements that should have just been shown during the spotlight to not waste peoples time.

>>380992556
The main character of BG&E is black, so ofcourse shes in fucking part 2 of the series, its not a conspiracy

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>>380992197
>devolver
>won

>>380991741
>mafia 3 released last year
>this keeps being posted
fucking why

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What do I win?

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I want God of War NOW!

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>>380991461
>I can't do anything but watch them fucking in front of my face
>I LITERALLY cannot do ANYTHING but watch them fuck in front of my face
This dude is so fucking next lol.

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>>380992543
>Favorite genre is platformers
>nintendo still can't deliver despite that being what they're known for
being a fan of platformers is suffering at least I have sonic mania

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>>380287604

Surprised no one made a screencap of this entire thread

>>380990353
What does "KANGZ" mean exactly? I'm a dirty ESL and can't decypher this one. Pls help.

>>380991741

Four black chicks in the span of two years is "muh sjws" but gruff white dudes for the past 25 is fine? Fuck off back to /pol/ you mongoloid.

>>380993324
kings

>>380992442
yeah i do, what now faggot?

>>380993324
It's ebonics for kings.

>Samus returns looks like garbage and is releasing to a dead console
>Literally just a title card of prime 4, 2019 MINIMUM


Only retards think nintendo won

>>380990946
That may be true in Japan. Outsite of Japan a MH game is lucky to sell more than a million copies.

Sorry, there is no interest on that crap.

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>>380993310
I only saved this.

>>380993040
kek

>>380992896
That is not the same character

>>380992896
Literally NOBODY thought Jade was black until it was explicitly stated

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>>380991741
'OOOOOOOOOOL UP

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Move out of the way BJ, Mario, Samus and Spider-Man, here's the real winner of E3

>>380993561
that was still more than the other conferences showed

>>380991915
KEK

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>no one talking about skull & bones
>no on ever talks about skull & bones

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>>380993908
It is and fuck you, the big lips and dark(er) skin didn't give it away? Really? i'll give it that she looks half-black atleast

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Physical Switch collections, post em.

What are your regrets? Mines Bomberman.

>>380989674
Is there a pic of Goku dropping a Kamehameha on something with an E3/MVC:I edit, because not one thing at E3 looked above averages except DBZ fighter.

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>>380994527
>The only 3 exclusives are a shovelware party game, a mediocre zelda game, and bomberman

>>380994737
Bomberman is not shovelware you cunt

>>380994737
>Zelda.
>Exclusive.
>*Also on WiiU *Also on PC

>>380993561

> it looks bad

Not really

>>380994527
I couldnt even shitpost right because the system thinks I was spamming when I had to list the ports. That should tell you everything.

>>380994839
Not to you drone, we know you'll lap up shit and and say it's filet mignon.

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>>380994527
botw
none
Fuck physical

>>380994737

Mediocre Zelda game > Horizon Zero Dawn.

>>380993324
kangaroos

a recent study discovered that black people are actually decended from an extinct species of kangaroos, thats why they jump so high and are good at basketball

>>380995004
You just have shit taste to hate Bomberman

>>380994510
>Tan skin color
>Green eyes
>Doesn't have the nose nor hair of a black person
>Game has two tracks with spanish lyrics

OH GEE, I FUCKING WONDER WHAT ETHNICITY PEOPLE THOUGHT JADE WAS.

Clearly she is black because she's not white and has dick suckers.

>>380992615
it was. crash as a new IP sold about 20+ million in total. About 6 to 8 million per game, while mario 64 only sold about 11 million while being bundled.

>>380994737
That was my collection. I have a bunch of digital game as well. Not that it would matter to a Sony brony like you.

>>380995187
Yeah you got a point, I played the game when I was little... but those lips man

>>380995228
>Bragging about three games selling more than one
You understand how sad this is, right?

>>380992442
Go back to your Re:Zero shit faggot.

>>380994325
>Sony steals Mon hun from Nintendo
>SOTC Re

>Microsoft OG Xbox compatibility
>DBZ fighter that looks good
>cup head and ori2

Nintendo should have been able to win, but they didn't even bother trying and failed miserably for it despite every other conference nearly handing it to them on a silver platter. It's actually sad that they somehow were worse than the others

>>380995138
You're the one willing to chow down on turds and say they're great. Maybe when you mature a little, you'll stop putting shit in your palette.

>>380990975
This absolutely wasn't true this year. Sony got their shit together last year, and kept up the trend this year.

>>380995351
Nintendo won E3.

> Every poll
> Every major gaming outlet
> Game of E3 Mario Odyssey

lek

>>380994527
>A game older than you that can be emulated on a toaster
He paid $60
>A 6 years old shovelware game that can be played practically for free on any kind of PC or console
He paid $60
>An homage to the JRPGs of the old that was released more than a year ago and is available everywhere
He paid $60
>Almost a 15 years old shovelware game
He paid $60
>Shitty party race rehash with shitty gay characters and tiny vehicles
He paid $60
>A game where weapons break and cannot be repaired
He paid $60
>Party gimmicky boxing game
He paid $60
>A game where all you do is run around and shit bombs
He paid $60
I'm not trying to tell you what to do with your money, but I personally would like to be paid for playing 7 out of 8 those games.

>>380995351
>*sony gets the worst version of MonHun while its better on PC and probably Xbox
>Hyping a game we played a decade ago

>Xbox compatibility is dope I'll admit
>Multiplat fighting game
>Indieshit

You literally just solidified they had nothing to show at E3. Thank you

>>380993610
Just like Persona right?

>>380995365
So I can have such shitty taste as yours? No thanks

>>380995563
>nitpicking somehow makes the game shit
This is current /v/

>>380992896
Confirmed to be a prequel and not the same character

>>380995623
still more than nintendo's "lets try to win with one game meme"

>>380995985
It's sad that Nintendo only needs one game to btfo all of Sony and MS shit shows.

>>380992096
>John FUCKING Numbers destroying Cosmo so hard it shattered his entire sexual identity.
context?

>>380994527
>physical
But why?

>>380995710
Persona is weebshit and was released on the console for the audience it had
>MonHun isn't weebshit and is releasing on multiple consoles, including one which doesn't buy Japanese games period
You do the math

>>380996130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs&
After that Cosmo turned into Narcissa and went completely bonkers.

>>380995985
>lets try to win with one game meme
And they managed to win.

>>380995985
That was 2016

This was 2017

>>380995563
Trying this hard.

> Dollars

It's obvious that it's a european collection dumbass.

>>380994114
SMACKS LIPS

>>380996142
Collectfag.

>>380996159
And that audience was broadened like a motherfucker. P5 brought in a new wave of fans that had never experienced the series before.

This will sell well. Especially since it's back on a main console and not a handheld.

>>380993324
Excuse me, sir, are you suggesting that African Americans are descended from royalty?

>>380995506
>No new first-party games
>Only new games is multiplat
>Same third-person action games we saw last year, and the year before
>Hilariously tepid response from the audience after every trailer

>>380995710
yes, actually, just like persona
>just squeaked 1 million sales
nice, 1/4 of generations, thats worth spending 4 years of development time on

>>380991243
This is cringy as fuck, and there are TWO of them doing that. Holy fucking shit, is that what a press conference should look like? Looks more like a Dave Chapelle audience

>>380996508
>Especially since it's back on a main console and not a handheld.
The audience was on handhelds, Persona's audience was always on Playstation no matter what

Normies probably don't care about it. Besides, this isn't the first time Capcom has tried westernizing something and it blew up in their facejj

>>380996508
P5 sold less in the west than MH games on 3DS. Worlds will not move millions of copies on PS4 in the west, the audience simply isn't there. It will sell to MH fans, but Capcom will quickly realize that, yet again, overspending on production to appeal to a western audience won't result in a wider audience or more money. It just means they have to spend four years and four times as much money to sell the same number of copies their comparatively cheap MH games on handhelds did.

>>380992831
>shit talking Nintendo left and right while talking about FUCKING CRASH

Holy Jesus Geoff, you should have stopped those fools

>>380996550
Point is it sold much better than expected in the west and widened the player base. This game will do the same thing, and if it's any good word of mouth will make it even more successful.
>>380996806
Normies are going to enjoy the shit out of this

>>380996940
>Normies are going to enjoy the shit out of this
Normies aren't going to buy it

>>380996917
Sales will only depend on how good the game itself is. If its a 90+ game, it will sell

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>>380990129
Microsoft
>we got a console we know u want
>here's some games
>here's 40 more
>we know u want to play them in 4k, so lets show some X.B.O.X. footage
>buy our console this holiday season
>and here's some games to buy for xb1x in 2017
Sony
>here's 10 games
>here's some footage from 2016
>here's some updates from 2016
>we look forward to you playing these games in 2018
Nintendo
>here's 3 games u already knew about
>here's a 4th game you knew about, but now we have a trailer for it
>here's an image of metroid prime 4... sorry, we only have the title logo, but we won E3 didnt we?

that nintendo bait...

>>380993943
>Jade was black
wait, what? I thought she was asian

>>380997064
Not for the first 3 weeks till they start seeing all those neat vids of big monsters on twitter and seeing their favorite youtubers play it. But this will sell

>>380994482
Sea of Thieves or nothing.

I'd rather play a simple, fun, mindless pirate game than replay AC4 again.

>>380997078
>Monster Hunter
>90+
Anon, I don't think a MonHun game has ever reached 90 on Metacritic, in fact this game honestly doesn't look to be 90+ material

>>380997271
>till they start seeing all those neat vids of big monsters on twitter and seeing their favorite youtubers play it
Because that worked SO WELL for Dead Rising 4

>>380995351
>>Sony steals Mon hun from Nintendo

Except World is a PC, XBOX One and PS4 title. What the fuck are you on?

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>>380997496
was shown at sony's conference. If you're gonna be that way about it then everyone beat nintendo at e3 because everyone but nintendo got all the good multiplats

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Every other post is simply wrong.

>>380997675
Yeah, just like FF 7 remake was shown at a Sony conference too, along with Kingdom Hearts 3 and in the end they are all multiplats. I don't get it why say that Sony "stole" something when in fact it wasn't the case

>>380997675
>Was shown at sony's conference
That doesn't matter in the slightest. If its on everything else, what's the point? Nintendo showed the most new and exclusive things

>>380992538
The new comment system essentially turned youtube into reddit with less moderation.

>>380998054
its on everything but nintendo. I was saying it was a plus for sony since it was at their conference, but if people don't see it that way then its a plus for everyone else besides nintendo.

I won't argue that nintendo showed the most exclusives though.

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>>380989674
I've been saving this pic just got E3 this year, but E3 ended up being worse

>>380993310
This was a good thread.

You can spot the exact moment OP got btfo

>>380998770
Its not a plus for Sony at all, its on everything

Nintendo gets a plus because they showed the most shit you can't get anywhere else

>>380991741
To be fair 3/4 of those do take place in the same time frame.

>>380990946
You better delet this right the fuck now

>>380999336
>E3 conferences are supposed to sell me on a console
>Instead made me glad I upgraded my graphic card

>>380990975
Replace EA with Bethesda and it'd be perfect

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>>380991741
I feel like the wolfenstein chick is supposed to be a stereotype on purpose

>>380994169
Injustice 2 is better anyway

>>381002472
Except there wasn't a single rehashed game

>>380991741
I await porn of the BG&E girl.

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Wait, what was wrong with sony's conference? Out of all of them they announced the only game I cared about(monster hunter). No exclusives or something? I thought bethesda had the worse of all of them, since they only announced two new games.

>>380989674
Should by the Ubi logo about to get squashed by Vivendi. You reap what you sow.

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>>381003517
>Skyrim
>Rocket League

>>380993040
Heh.

>>381002472
>Goes for the rehash meme when Microsoft's newer stuff is mostly derivative knockoffs.
This is like shitposting Galaxy 2 by saying Killzone is superior.

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>>381002472
stop

>>380992543
shitposting on /v/ instead of playing games. typical nintentoddler

>>381004628
Found the Nintendie.

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>>380992197
as immature as it is I also agree with this, even though it was a drop in the water overall and will likely be forgotten behind all MUH PREORDERS, and MUH EXCLUSIVES.

Maybe its jus cause im that bit older (near 30), more cynical - its nice to see some true chaotic neutrals in the industry.

>>380993152
like, i dont mean to shit on or berate you, but what kind of person are you away from vidya. I dont know a single person who really cares for platformers (since the ps2 era), let alone calls them their favourite genre.

Are you some pamperchu fuck, student, or young professional.

Genuinely curious.

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>>381005497
>Twatter
>Teeming with Xfags exiled from everywhere else

kek

>>380996247
That was so embarrassing to watch live.

>>380994527
>what are your regrets
I'd imagine the switch itself

>>380996550
Also Persona only shipped 1 million int he west with no number on actual sales. it's 1.5 millino worldwide if jap sales are concerned.

>>380996247
>>381008593
Doesn't make sense, there's a piece missing from the story. Ideas:

>if he is somewhat sober (and he seems to be) then he has to be throwing on purpose, but why? to protest against something? then why not talk about it after?
>he was already on bitch hormones which would obviously impair his ability to play video games

Somebody with lore knowledge explain.

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