ITT: Game you have played but still have no idea what the plot is

Every MGS game.

>>380987487
The plot is: everyone's stupid but me

Xenogears

I should probably replay it for a 20th time, maybe I'll get it this time

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>>380987487
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>>380988001
>The product of the American education system

>>380988701
t. weeb

>>380988701
Okay

Every Dark Souls game

>>380987487
evil sorceress wants to compress all time with math

>>380989541
everything is fucked

>>380989541
the truth is that there's actually no plot, and places some random stuff to make you think there is

>>380987551
Basically it's about a bunch of retards arguing over what The Boss wanted for the world.
>hurr durr she wanted 1 world government without borders
>uhh no sweetie, she wanted SOLDIERS without borders who can't be controlled by a government so they don't end up being framed as defectors
>I WILL DESTROY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND MAKE EVERYONE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, WE ANARCHO-CAPITALISM NOW