Dream Daddy

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It's an ironic "dating game" aimed to pander towards women and "so progressive" idiots. The worst type of dating game since so no self respecting game that was trying to simulate romance would be so disingenuous

looks cool

>>380974275
If only Egoraptor would quit fucking around in the closet and just make another fucking sequelitis.

>>380974275
Me third from the left.

>>380974275
aslong as its not full blown bearmode gay, i could watch Dodger play it

is that one guy supposed to be a vampire? the drunk brown guy looks hot though

>>380974275
Play this in the background while playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g_UHV42jOA

this is a fathers day prank, I refuse to believe this is at all real.

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>>380974275

>>380974708
KILL YOURSELF

>>380975162
http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

>>380974504
But... there's like million more funnier ironic ideas you could use, like hatoful boyfriend. Why pic something that isn't really that funny?

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who here /forgotitwasfathersdaybutyourdadisdeadsoitsok/

>>380974275
I am coming to resent the pink shirt with swetter folded, it is such a fucking gay myth and shit stereotype from the early 90s.
No self respecting homosexual would ever fucking do that. We do fucking dress like normal guys do you fucks.
For people that go nuts about muh representation they certainly go for all the fucking stereotypes, let me guess the black man was a rapper?

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I'm going to buy this.
Women like dating sims too.

Maybe it's a joke? Even bad jokes are still jokes. It could also just be an excuse for Egoraptor to make a bunch of silly voices and try to jump start a VO career.

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>>380977515
Go to your fathers resting place and poor some drink on his grave. I'm sure his corpse would enjoy it.

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>>380979081
you think my pops was a degenerate alcoholic
let's fight at skeleton storage you numbskull

>>380979584
I said some drink you cunt. Anything will do, even non-alcoholic shit.

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>>380979978
you're right you did!
i'll pour his favourite drink whiskey

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Is it gay if I want this guy to fuck me?

>>380977229

Hatoful Boyfriend isn't funny. People, for whatever reason, like it for its "deep lore."

Why is there no option to play as a woman? Seems weird. I mean, these are all dads. They are implicitly heterosexual.

When did Arin get so cucked?

>>380974275
ninja sex party is the gayest shit ever of course game grumps would make it

>>380974275
>daddy 3rd from left

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>>380977787
I'm going to FUCK the hell out of jack morrison clone in the middle

Ginger dad is best dad.

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>see the name Brian
>assume the character would be directly based off the actual guy called Brian on their team who is an actual dad
>looks nothing like him
Disappointing.

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WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING?

I get to be a slutty girl and whore myself out to these attractive guys?

I love the whole fuck me raw daddy like the bad naughty girl you raised and don't be so loud mum might hear us roleplaying shit.

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>>380982712

About that...

>>380982712
Judging by the description, you have to play as a father as well.

Why are you people acting like this is the first homo VN?

ARE YOU ACTUALLY SHOCKED THAT THE FANBASE OF SOME YOUTUBE ECELEBS IS FILLED TO THE FUCKING BRIM WITH NUMALE FAGGOTS?

Holy shit of course the fanbase is full of fucking queers dude, goddamn.

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>>380982830
Oh...

far right looks like Ronnie
far left looks like best boy

So does this game have porn or is it just poorly written western vn romance?

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>gamegrumps make a homo dating simulator
>the duke and emptyhero make a kawaii catgirl dating sim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8zUeBmU7c

It's not gay it's supposed to be ironic, dumb shits.

Egoratpor thought that Newgrounds game where you try to get your friend's dad to fuck you was the height of hilarity, so I believe it.

>>380982803
People are going to buy this for "lel so ironic and random" like that pigeon dating sim.

>>380974275
>Grump fans are faggots
>but they also love Jontron who is a nazi
>nazis see gays as degenerate

?????????

>>380983405

What exactly is ironic about a typical gay dating simulator? Because Gamegrumps is making it?

>>380983532
>nazi
Ugh! The correct term is white nationalist.

>>380983541
Probably yeah. It's so "wacky" and "nohomo" for a bunch of high profile e-celebs to do a gay dating sim.

>>380974275

Thanks anon. Buying it when it drops next month.

>>380974275
Dibs on the one to the far right

>>380974275
Arin Hanson needs to dump suzy already and come out as gay. This is the final straw.

>HAHA A DADDY DATING SIMULATOR G-GET IT? ITS FOR "PEOPLE" WHO WANNA FUCK DADDIES! HAHA! NO HOMO BRO WOO!

>>380974275
is this some ironic shit for the people that call streamers or youtubers their daddys "ironically" ?

>>380983532
I like both, I'm moderate.

>>380974275
Far Right daddy master race, everyone else is for whiny cucks

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I thought this would be a single mom dating game where you can meet a single dad. Then I realized it's about being gay. Did every single guy adopt? Are there traps? Did they have a kid and suddenly decide fuck women I only want men now?

>they fell for the bara meme

>>380984154
Why do people sexualise Youtubers anyways? Moist of them are hideous looking and I'm surprised adding facecams are actually helping their popularity.

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>>380984331
>One of the hair styles is Goku

>>380984396

Pewdie is handsome though.

>>380984396
theres a lot more ugly people in the world than you think.

>>380983742
Arin has mentioned several times that he is bisexual and would be open to gay sex.

If you are complaining you're obviously not the target audience.

This is why tumblrwhales bitch about and now you're doing it too.

Congratulations.

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>>380984304
Best taste.

>>380984940
>you're obviously not the target audience.

But I am.

>>380983342
it's on steam so there's probably no porn, sadly.
>>380983742
Suzi plays these games unironically. She probably had influence on it. not that im complaining.

>>380974275
>>380984331
Doesn't seem that bad, I can imagine teenage girls being into this kind of stuff

If you played as a younger woman looking for a hot daddy i might be interested, but I don't care about this "funny" gay dad simulator.

>>380974275
If you had told me this was shitty Overwatch fanart instead, I would have believed it.

>>380984916
No he hasn't, he specifically claims that he is not bisexual and gets annoyed when people assume that he is.

Well, that's unexpected

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>>380985227
Confirming. I'm gonna get me some of that ginger huggy bear.
The fact that the MC is not jus ALSO a dad, but a customizable dad, just makes it better.

So besides Morenatsu and Lagoon Lounge, both of which are gfur, what other explicit gay dating sims are there?

>>380974275
I'd succ the dad on the far left Tbh

The guy on the far right is the best daddy but the guy on the far left is the "best" I want him to abuse me] boyfriend. Are we all in agreement?

>>380985227
>gay bear DILFs
>for teenage girls


I thought people would already know what boys teenage girls are into by now. It's fucking 2017.

>>380985564
furfag please go I'll sink to cringey youtubers but your shit is where I draw the line

>>380985564
>every game UGCP make

Me and My Magical Boyfriends, Maison de M, Garden of Camma, etc.

Looks like Huniepop for girls and fags. Bretty good.

>>380985407
He constantly talks about how much he wants to fuck certain dudes, he's not fooling anyone.

>tfw into femboys
>none of the dads are prettyboys
>closest is goth dad who is more "Sephiroth" than "Zidane" or "Kuja"
RIP

>>380980819
>>380984331
They could all be bi.

>>380983352
>that art
I like the concept but, pls no

>>380983305
from left to right:
wolfman from the wolf among us
virion from FE awakening
jackie from sleeping dogs
young soldier 76
eddy from tekken
no idea on mustache dude
ronnie

>>380985914
Dads are all the rage now among the 16-25 year old crowd, actually. Japanese Jon Arbuckle clones come in a close second.

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>>380984331
>one of the hairstyles is goku

>>380984331
oh shit there's character customization in this? Picked the fuck up my nigga