>Dad walks in

proud of you son thought you were a faggot

It's fathers day

"thank god, I thought you were a fag, now it's time to lose your v card"

"t-thanks d-dad"

>>380970638
>son, you better tell me she has a penis.

>>380970638
Dad digs in

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>>380970638
>Dad walks in

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"Damn look at those tits. Too bad you're gay, can't appreciate them."

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>dad slides it in

>>380970638
>not decensoring tits

>>380970638
Blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgpYfCnLhAo and charge at him

>>380971935
Me or my dad?
My dad can't be gay, he has mom.

>>380970638
Do you get anything for "killing" her?

>>380972152
>tfw my asshole is so tight during the entire fight i didn't notice the music

>>380972480
A ticket to despairtown..

>>380970638
Assume the position, son.

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>dad teleports in

>>380970672
this.

>>380970638
I accidentally killed her when I was throwing fireballs to see her better since it was so fucking dark.

>>380970638
>Damn, that cow has got some huge udders.

>>380974037
Sunlight maggot

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>sis walks in

>>380976153
that's my fetish

>>380976275
what fetish

>>380970638
>sorry son, im more of an ass man

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>>380971804
There is nothing better than some.succubus (male) (boi)pussy

Woah there champ, I see your winnin!

>>380976574
female genitalia

>>380977798
wtf I can't believe you have a girl fetish