What do you think he is doing now?
Probably enjoying a two month vacation on the maldives with a gold digger girlfriend blowing his dick every night
>>380962247
Sipping cocktails on some tropical island while a brown waitress gives him a blowjob.
>>380962247
He's probably scamming inoffensive old women
still can't believe all the /v/edditors were shilling this obvious train wreck of a game
>YOU CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
>TRUST US, GOYIM
>>380962471
>SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
>YOU CAN DIG IT
>>380962247
Watching his girlfriend get fucked by a nigger.
i want to do lines of cocaine off sean murrays gold digging dick!!!
>>380962471
Reddit was in full damage control mode when No Man's Sky was first released.
It took them a good month or two extra to come to terms with how shitty the game was
>>380962247
>No Man's Sky is $59.99 on Steam right now
WHAT THE FUCK
>>380962362
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>>380962657
You say this like it is a bad thing.
>>380962247
Coffee and noms. Like always.
It's gonna be a long time before we get shitposting as glorious as when No Man's Sky released.
>Spends MONTHS hyping up multiplayer and the center of the universe being some amazingly huge intense secret
>Turns out there is no multiplayer and the center is just new game plus
>Two streamers "met" each other in the same spot and proved you cannot see each other
>Sean on twitter: "WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ALREADY FOUND EACH OTHER, MY MIND IS BLOWN!"
Sean very fucking clearly got off on lying. A smart man would have said nothing
>>380962247
In some island in the tropics somewhere hiding while drinking cold beers and eating fajitas, laughing with his crew on how they just got away with the biggest heist in the industry running off with literal millions.
Hello Games and it's crew even fucking abandoned their offices after they released their game to the world which shows how much of a absolute scam it was, stealing money from everyone. FUCKING GLORIOUS.
>>380963941
>pubg zombie mode
Didn't hear about this, actually sounds fun
>>380963941
How are they doing updates if they abandoned their studio at launch?