>$799

It's like the dawn of the greed! Haha

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>>380958215
The bundle should be no more than 150-175 bucks. Nothing in there justifies such a huge price, especially with other CE on the market that are in the above price range and have more booty. Although what can you ask from the same dev that starts their trailers with WE

>>380958632
But there is only 1000 made anon its an investment

>>380958215
>pre order mission
>navel mission
>literally removing piecea of the game to sell as dlc
God i have the current game industry

>>380958808
>God i have the current game industry
fucking fix it then

>>380958215
that shit can't cost more than $100 to make

I would buy it if it had a way to replace the nigger character with a human.

>>380958860
Would but i am a talentless piece of shit.

I'm still fucking pissed about the goddamn Skyrim cloth map
Six years later, and my blood still boils

Its shit house and youre a retard if you buy it, but $800 for a seemingly decently detailed, almost 30 inch statue is pretty standard for that type of thing. Plus, if there actually are only 1000 its a decent collectors item and will be worth more than the 800 later. But its still Asscreed Kangz so theres fuck all justification for buying it

>>380958215
I really don't know what to say.

>usually have no problem getting non-steam games preorders for 30 bucks off key sites
>all keysites going full jew mode
>literally for sale for more than retail price

fffffffffuuu

>>380958978
>but $800 for a seemingly decently detailed, almost 30 inch statue is pretty standard for that type of thing

kek you are delusional what do you think they're getting some master artists to custom make them?

they're mass produced plastic garbage they'll all be made from some mold and the pieces slapped together

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>>380958215
Wait what
How is the price justified, that looks like a regular 150 bucks CE with a bigger statue.

>>380958978
The whole thing probably costs about $20 to make.

>>380958978
>will be worth more than the 800 later
I've seen enough CE statues to know it'll be some ugly garbage nobody in their right mind would want to expose other people to.

>certificate of authenticity
In what regard? Hell, I'm not even sure what I'm looking it. This is nonsense.

>>380959456
plus this is shaping up to be one of the most generic and forgettable ass creed games

>>380959456
>>380959347
>>380959126
Then ignore me, was going off of the image of it
I collect pretty high end shit and was comparing it to some of those pieces that go for around the same price but if its the norm for the shitters to mass mold them then yeah everything about it is retarded then

>>380958978
>$800 for a seemingly decently detailed, almost 30 inch statue is pretty standard for that type of thing.

It depends on the material. It's probably made out of plastic, so if it actually had a good sculpt and paint job, it should probably be about $200.

>>380958978
>western figure
>decently detailed
You probably like Funko Pops.

>>380958215
For 800 they better give me a piece of the actual fucking pyramids

>certificate of authenticity

Why the fuck would I ever want that for a video game statue?

There should be an actual egyptian artifact (complete with certificate of authenticity) in each of these and the eagle skull should be real and belong to an endangered species to justify that kind of price.

>>380959739
So you know it is AUTHENTICALLY mass-produced garbage.

>>380959580
Nah, typical CE stuff. Checked on the site, it's made of resin.

>>380959739
To bring women into your bed duh

>>380959712
a little

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Fuck not even pic related is as much as a scam (Forbes estimates the value somewhere over $800,000) and it was made as a joke for marketing purposes.

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>>380959853
Or this

>>380959853
Would have been pretty funny if some saudi prince bought that.

>$800 for a plastic statue, couple pieces of paper with no significance and a shitty amulet

What the fuck?

>>380958978
You're paying 800 for the entire thing, so realistically the statue is like 400-500 or some shit. It's going to be some mass produced shit with a bad paintjob.

It is a 30 inch figure.

That's the norm.

This is half the size and half the price.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-028889&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Ddark+souls%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

Also look at anything made by hot toys.

>>380959853
>scam
There's some pricey as fuck shit on there, and some really fun or useful stuff. It's overpriced, but at least it's not a three foot tall pile of shit.

>>380960031
Hopefully at least one dumb fuck will buy it so we can laugh at it like the battleborn figures

>>380960257
we

>>380960267
Got a pic?

>>380960306
ALBERTO

>>380960257
Wow, that's about the same level of quality as Figma, which is okay, but not 800 dorru okay.

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>>380960314

>>380960363
Yeah for 800 dollars the clothes actually should be made of real materials cloth, leather etc. instead of just being plastic

>>380960257
You can already tell it's made of that same shitty, rubberized plastic the rest of the special edition figures are made from.

>>380958215
I've heard it doesn't even have all the content.

>only true KANGZ will own this

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>>380960314
This one is particularly bad.

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>>380960314
>>380960459
at least it has the actual game

>>380960378
>>380960401
Goddamn, it's like the mexican knock off super hero figures. How much did idiots pay for this shit?

>>380960484
>>380960401
>>380960378
No fucking way

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>>380960484
>>380960401
No matter how often i see these, they still get me.

>>380960536
I think it was a pre-order bonus.
It's Gearbox, they were bound to be shitty.

>>380960152
no fucking way is this shit going to be as high quality as what you linked

>>380960401
>>380960378
I actually don't believe this is real so you're going to have to show proof this wasn't just swapped with a garage kit made by mexicans.

>>380958860
>just fix those kikes' greed

>>380960257
The detail level looks like shit.

>those battleborn figures

HOLY KEKS

>>380960152
hot toys is in a league of its own my dude

(got batfleck and thanos)

Meanwhile, for 449 dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE8HVKTKfto

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>>380960401
>they didn't even bother to separate the fingers

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>>380960638
Nope, they really are shit. In fairness, it was those two characters that are particularly bad. The other 3 they made are apparently a bit better. At least they aren't as hilariously bad.

Can't be as bad as the Bioshock Infinite CE which had a piece for a board game nobody played.

>>380960795
It's still pretty amazing that the person in charge looked at these and said "yup, nothing wrong let's start production on these fuckers"

>>380959853
I get what they are trying to do, but it's fucking nonsensical because if you had the money to buy the pack, you easily could've done all that shit instead.

>>380960152
How crippling does your autism have to be to spend $500 on a fucking action figure? At least the anime ones allow weebs to hot glue them.

>>380961035
>but it's fucking nonsensical
That's Saint's Row for you.

>>380960152
Damn. I never really had the collectors need, but those Dark Souls figurines are fucking nice. They even have some of the rings. Nice. I might actually save up for some little memorabilia.

Please buy Jade's Game's CE.

>>380960790
>Polystone with resin and cloth parts
>$499

>>380960257
>PVC
>Roughly $700, if you substract all the other shit that comes with it

lmao

>>380961436
Holy shit that He-Man figurine looks actually amazing

>>380958803
I will crap in a jar and promise it would be only jar of my crap ever. Wanna buy?

>>380961130
It's a statue, not an action figure. It doesn't move.

>>380960378
>>380960401
im in tears

>>380958215

>tfw I thought this wasn't too bad because I thought it was a full collectors edition Xbox One X bundle
>It was actually just the fucking game package

Is this supposed to be a joke bundle like the $1m Saint's Row 4 Presidential Edition? Or is this a serious thing they expect to sell?

Is it at least some intentionally hyper rare one-of-a-kind release?

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>>380960378
>>380960401

>>380962003
It's a batch of 1000, so it's pretty limited. But not 800 fucking dollars limited.

>>380958215
Did they find some egyptian columns to chop into pieces and put into this?

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>>380958215
>the only people that will buy this are white males

>>380958215
Only a literal retard with more money than sense would pay for that.

The statue must be made of something exotic, why the fuck else would it come with a certificate of authenticity?

Not even ubisoft is so full of themselves that they think a hunk of resin is a collectors item that calls for a CoA.

>>380962340
>why the fuck else would it come with a certificate of authenticity?
Simply having a certificate, even if it is blank and has no uniqueness or value, goes a long way to comfort customers and deceive them into thinking they're getting something legitimate or rare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvatzr7pA70

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I think you are all not fully grasping how big the statue actually is.

Pic related costs $624, and it's a few inches smaller than the Asscreed one.

>>380962241
Well, yeah. Where are shitskin gonna get $800?

I want Ubisoft to die but it won't. It's a hydra except with a trillion heads so you can't sever them all at once.

>>380962548
>impying the asscreed statue is anywhere near the quality of something from Sideshow

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>>380960871
There's also this, but then again Rooster Teeth is just some internet thing too, so I guess it's a bit expected.

>>380962724
>inb4 it ends up like the Geralt bust or Agnes figurine

>>380962850
To be fair Rooster Teeth are just a Youtube channel and it's not like non-Jap plushies are known for quality quality. Gearbox is sitting on millions of dollars stolen from Sega and the publishing power of 2K

How many of those do you think they will actually sell? Because you know there are some crazy rich collectors who will buy anything.

>>380962267
Lucky for Ubi, that is the vast majority of people that still buy their shitty games.

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>>380962724
Probably not, but it's not completely awful either.

All in all, it's not so outrageously overpriced that this thread seems to imply.

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>>380962925
The stature actually looks passable too. Not great, or even good really, but not an abortion of color plastic.

>>380963109
>$35

Looks like a case of you get what you paid for really, no big complaints there

It atleast looks better than the Battleborn figurines

>>380960484
>>380960506

As much as I want to believe because this is fucking hilarious. It's clear the arms and face are both using different paints (You can tell the face is some off-the-shelf Home Improvement CYCAT additive paint, the sheen is different. The arms are industrial ADDITOL paint.)

Which makes it seem pretty clear someone repainted the figure to have this face and it didn't come like that.

Can't wait to see pictures of how bad the toy looks. They really keep outdoing themselves on how ridiculous these collectors editions can get.

>>380958215
Meh, people pay upwards of a thousand dollars for a Warlord Titan they have to build and paint. Someone will buy this

Probably not going to be painted as well as some Warlords tho.

>>380963456
>they have to build and paint

That's a positive for them

>>380963481
Sure, and it is even.
But it still costs half again more than this. On the other hand its a fully posable and customisable model.

I just really want to see the genuine article once it comes out. Definitely not going to be painted as well as some Titans.

>>380962975
Not sure the promotional model is going to be representative of the quality of the statue they will ship. It might, but I would be surprised.

If it is, its definitely worth the price, comparatively speaking.

>>380963937
I can't wait for there to be the inevitable two or three botched figures shipped out and /v/ to only post them for the next 5 years.

>>380964039
You have to admit that Witcher 3 collector's edition was hilarious.

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Wait a minute, I just remembered that this is a completely new character, why would you spend $800 on a figure of someone you might not like at all?

>>380964216
Because he's iconic, of course.

>>380963782
You can also use it in a table top game, I think. But I'm going to imagine that's a secondary concern with an item like this. Especially since it's the biggest, dickiest move to field it and you'd probably be forbidden anyway or something.

>>380964204
I didn't really pay attention to that, I was too busy playing and enjoying the game at the time. Except that combat, Christ.

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>>380964276
Nah, its just so costly to field you need to face a literal army. It can take it on, but its mostly just a centerpiece because games at that level take many hours to finish.
>>380964280
Correction, it was 2.

>>380963250
It's okay to not believe but they actually are like that. There isn't a single picture that shows otherwise. Those two batteborn characters are just fucked.

>>380964712
Didt the dude send the photo to CD project red and they fixed it for him/refund?

>>380964712
>Correction, it was 2.
It's fake anyway, it was a bust of George Washington.

>>380965047
Even then, it makes for a funny picture.

>>380964712
Even if this were real it wouldn't be as big of a fuckup as the game guide.

>look up solution to really poorly worded quest
>get spoiled on a major reveal in the other fucking path

>>380965404
Fair enough. It just lacks the visual punch though.

>>380958215
It's for people who really wuz kangz and shiet.

>>380958215
That' s like the price for 10 asscreeds.

They REALLY must be expecting low sales.

>>380958215
really gets your noodle to cogitate

>>380961941
Only if it's in tin cans.

>>380958215
Wait...does that say 28.7 inch statue? Like over 2 feet (0.6 meter for Eurofags)? That's the ultimate virgin monument.

>you wouldn't pirate 800$ of content

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>>380958215
for $799 that better be a fucking real eagle skull

>>380967456
Very Super Limited Tin Edition©®™
That's gonna cost you extra.

>>380964992
It was a joke photo that some guy made, the statue he got was the correct one.

>>380960257
This looks like the same quality and material as the previous figures in the old CE editions. The ac4 one would be the same size too

>>380958215
When you think it's all about a muslim killing kufars.
Really makes you think.

>>380971443
You could probably buy a real eagle and have someone train it to fly around doing errands for you for that much

>>380958803

I can't imagine an Assassin's Creed fan being that dedicated.

>>380958215
BEING KANGS AIN'T CHEAP

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>>380958215
Lots of shitty crap = $799
This webm = priceless

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>>380958215
>tfw it's already sold out
>they made 999 of these, and they have all been sold
>there are 999 people on the planet who willingly paid SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS for a single video game

>>380962975
I got to admit that looks fucking awesome.

But I wouldn't be willing to pay more than $50 for it.

>>380972362
And then people still wonder why the voting with your wallet principle against jewish AAA industry garbage just doesn't work anymore if you have so many idiots who just blow their money on random shit.

>>380972012
Shiiiieeeettt

>>380958215
>paying to put a statue of a sandnigger into your home
cucked beyond sanity

>premium eagle skull amulet
>implying it won't be fucking resin shit
for 800 US DOLLARS I expect a real eagle skull, but not even then it would justify the price

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>>380972362
Gaming is a hobby for braindead retards, children and basement dwellers with too much time and money on their hands. If you value yourself even a little bit, you won't call yourself a "Gamer" anymore. It's better that way, don't want to tie yourself in with the mindless masses

>>380972362
I hope most of them have bought 10 or more in hope to re-sell them even higher and end up putting them on ebay for 1$

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>>380958803
they said that about the fallout 4 pip boy, then they ended up making thousands more.

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>pre ordering video games
>paying for video games
>playing video games
You never learn do you /v/

>>380972362
this might come as a news flash but for a lot of people 800$ is chump change

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>>380958978
Nigga for that money you can order yourself a fucking masterfully made figurine of same size or bigger and still have 300$ left to buy the game and other shit.

>>380962975
An anime bust of similar quality would be like, $200 max

>>380962241

Non-white male here, I'd be tempted to buy it if it also included a life size Anubis head gear from the game.

Also they need to provide a bigger art book since that looks like some shitty 30 page promo shit.

>>380959519
How so? The setting is not bad, and it looks like they're finally doing something with the combat

>>380960658
It's better than whining about it like a retarded Trumpet. Back to your containment board, >>>/r/The_drumpf.

>>380958215
This is the KANGS edition

>>380974489
>Just make the moon green
Doesn't work like that. Also who are you calling a redditor, redditor

>>380973069
the pip boy was a piece of shit anyway. you put yer fucking phone there instead of it being a real replica

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>800 ameribux to put a KANG on your shelf