Thank you Nig-

I'm ba
umm...

Friendship ended with teleprompter. Now Nig is my best friend.

>>380957551

This is what happens when you can't go back and autistically cut + reshoot your material.

This is why you don't get some Youtube "gamer" person to host your E3. They know how to talk to a camera in their room, not to a bigger camera on a show floor with tons of people straight looking at you.

Youtube creator

-ger

>>380957718

YEAH IT'S A GREAT GAME

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>>380957551
>that moment you realize you're not on youtube anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFBfkX7F0Xg

Wait that's a youtuber? I thought that was just some awkward dev guy.

>>380957840
kek this.

>>380957840
A-All aside I'm a YouTube producer

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Marcus seriously needs to find someone else to do e3 shit for him. He doesn't deserve to be exposed to this kind of shit every year

>>380957908
He's not even a youtube gamer. His entire channel is ""prank"" shit.
Which adds more to why the fuck would they do this

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THANK YOU BOB

>>380958384
unfortunately it's all about who you know in the real world. ever wonder "how the fuck did x person get this job" ? more than likely they knew somebody. people are retarded

>>380958384
The comments defending his sorry ass are even better.
He played it off like he was st up or something and people are eating it up..

>>380957551
I can't hear the "nig", he just sounds like he forgot his name

Who is he? I dont give a shit to youtube so called gamers

>>380958658
he fucking created youtube

>>380958658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PrankvsPrank

>>380958725
why is there wikipedia pages about youtube channels

>>380958658
I AM A YOUTUBE CREATOR

>>380958687
isn't he "a youtube creator" like a random dude who monetize his annoying videos.

>>380958768
Because this is the world we live in.

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>>380958768
lol

>>380958768
The year of our lord 2K17 son, wake up

>>380958869
no he creates youtube

>>380958932
>a whole box of literally whos

>>380958768
This is the future mankind chose

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>the dude that called it the Xbone in the asscreed presentation

>hear/see all this sensational shit about how he says "Thanks, nig"
>watch the vid
>doesn't say that at all

k

>>380959183
Sorry for your loss nig

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>>380958260
Tgus guy seem some shit, that retarded bro was nothing compared to this cocaine boiler, look how he tries so hard to stay still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAxqT2Mq_mQ

I found this

>>380959183
He doesn't say nig, but he does clearly say "ni-".

>>380959183

He says "nick" accidentally, which in American sounds a bit like nig.

>>380959614
That's because his name is nick, dumbass.

>>380959973
it's not, it's Markus

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>>380958932
>collect the all
I'll collect them all ai'right. Right in my basement

>>380959942
Why would he say Nick.
5 seconds ago he just called him Marcus.

He's clearly one of those retards who casually calls people nigga but manage to catch himself before saying it live.

>>380959942
>He says "nick"
How does it feel to be able to complete unfinished words for people?

>>380957819
Underrated post

>>380960149
>>380960163

The guy is too fucking simple to remember a handful of lines. He sure as shit forgets the guy's name even after he's just introduced him. Pretty sure he admits it on his video.

Find one instance of him saying nigga on youtube. I'll wait.

>>380957551
-ger

>>380957840
>>380957551
>>380958056
It was actually EAs fault. They changed his script twice right before the show, told him he wouldn't be on for like 15mins then suddenly told him to turn around and start, and the teleprompter they said they would have wasn't showing his lines

>>380961737
>remembering the original lines they gave you the night before off by heart
>making a fool out of yourself
>everything that can go wrong will go wrong

pick two

>>380958079
A CONTENT CREATOR

>>380962043
How does that change the fact that it was all EAs fault

>>380962291
Ye ok sure Ni-

>>380958932

thought that Rustled Ramirez for a second

>>380958932

>Collect them all

Why?

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIG

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>the look of utter disappointment and hate on Marcus's face as he walks into the frame

>>380962291
What is ad lib?

Talking without jumpcuts is hard.

Knees for Speed

>>380958049
Uhh.. Need for Speed payback great game!

>>380962682
>tfw you just want to make fun racing games but EA keeps forcing you to go to events like this

Not sure why they hired some literally who off the street to introduce the other guy, but it was fucking painful.

>Hey guys, welcome to the show I'm XYZ, here to talk about this amazing new game, Need for Speed Payback, here's Marcus, the game's executive producer to talk about it!

i know stage freight is a very real thing, but how advanced could that script possibly be

Got my boy Marcus, Executive Producer here, he is the producer of the game.Thank you Nick, for having me.

>>380958725
So Kenny Vs Spenny for kids? And I thought the prank meme fad died on Youtube a few years ago?

>>380963561
>I'm here to talk about this amazing new game
>here's Marcus, the game's executive producer to talk about it!

You've already fucked up.

>>380960740
>Find one instance of him saying nigga on youtube.
Because he surely wouldn't edit that shit out before uploading it, right?

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>>380958932
wtf

>>380957551
Why does he look like such a mystery meat numale?

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>>380963506

>>380962248
Thank you nig

>>380964000
>fucking burgers god damn why are all you as autistic as the finns

I fucking love E3. Every time there are moments like this. They never fucking learn.

>>380964000
>Marcus Ni
holy shit so he didn't get his name wrong

Is this Sean William Scott lookalike the same dude who was in an interview with pre-tranny porn Sess when he was tweaking?

>>380964132
I'm convinced it's elaborate psy-ops marketing to keep people talking about it and subconsciously about the game that was involved.

>>380960740
please don't tell me you've actually gone through all of his videos and know them well enough to know for a fact he has never said nigga. Please tell me you have better sense than that.

>>380957551
How does Marcus always squeeze the spaghetti out of the people interviewing him? First Sessler getting coked up and now this.

>>380962248
Thank you Nig

>>380964298
What game?

>>380957551
He doesn't say nig, you guys failed me

>>380963561
>>380961737
>>380962043
here's the explanation video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAxqT2Mq_mQ&t

>>380964832
Starts at 4:53

>>380962682
That poor bastard. If this happens for a third year I will be convinced EA is just fucking with him for laughs.

It was his own fault for being incompetent.
If I have to choose my sympathies between EA and douchenozzle streamers, I will choose EA every time.

>>380962450
lol same

>>380964923
You memeing? He starts explaining what happens way before that.

>>380965167
the main thing starts at 4:53 you faggot, look up the video

>>380957551
When the fuck does he say nig?

>>380965097
He's a youtube creator! He even directed a music video for Snoop Dogg

>>380965215
The main thing has been posted earlier you faggot.

>>380957908
they asked pewdiepie to do it but he declined because he doesnt want to be in cringe compilations

>>380961737
>Literally says in his video that he didn't read the script beforehand

>>380965297
by whom? some dude wrote about and I'm posting the video to back it up. people like to watch videos, not read comments when they argue

>>380965497
>literally says in his video that EA changed the script

>>380965591
The new script that they gave him after he told them he didn't read the script he was supposed to have already read.

>>380959550
This guy is so full of shit

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>>380964832
>Given a script
>Didn't read the script
Fuck youtubers. How fucking lazy and unprofessional can you be?

>>380965651
He fucked up reading the teleprompter. It's just that simple.

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>>380959550
>lol I actually did it on purpose to get more noticed around the internet

no you fucking did not fuck off

I get being surprised that you have to speak early - but there's a fucking scrolling message screen.

>>380957551
HI I AM YOUTUBE CANCER AMA

DUDE

E3 HAS SO MUCH #DIVERSHITY

>>380964187

Thanks nig... ga...

>>380965928
>E3 HAS SO MUCH #DIVERSHITY
Yeah FUCK niggers

>>380961737
>>380957551
>>380964832
>>380965794
Why isn't he just improvised? You know it won't be hard to say something like
>You all know one of the well known racing game, Need for speed. And they'll brought in new installment, Need for speed Payback.
>I personally can't wait for this game since I've played nfs since underground or whatever.
>But enough about me, we have here the producer of the game, my boy marcus. Tell us about the game man, I'm so excited for this.
Or something like that, that's literally come out of my head without even thinking.

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>>380959550
>undercut meme
>trendy clothing and hipster glasses

can we nuke america?

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>>380957998

Can't breathe.

>>380966126
It might be time. But I don't think this is strictly an American epidemic

>>380966103
>Me personally, I love need for speed
>Very cool. Very cool
>Going to see our favourite cars
>very cool
>Me personally
>need for speed
Easy

>>380966348
Exactly.
He literally can't blame EA or script. He's just incompetence.

>>380966348
Thanks, Donny.

>>380966419
Everyone involved was incompetent.
EA fucked up just as badly as he did.

>>380957551
I thought he was legit having a stroke on camera or something.

>>380966419
>hes never frozen up when he had to speeches in school

>>380961737
>>380964832
>have a screen showing you exactly what to say
>still fuck up

Even if the script was different how hard is it just to read and say what is right in fucking front of you?

>>380966676
Is he still in school?
Holy shit, not only he's sperging up nationwide, you telling me he's still in school.

Damn.

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>>380966776
>stage freight is only a thing when you are in school
Stop being retarded

>>380966676
No, I can contain my autism for few minutes.

>>380962248
Thank you nig-

>>380966853
This image does not need to be that large

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>>380965374

>>380966676
No. Never.

>>380967002
>wanting artifacts by compressing

>>380966853
>everyone have stage fright
retard, if he had stage fright he better practice or fucking refuse in the first place.
Dammit, Jesse what the fuck are you doing here?

>n-need for speed is a g-great game and uhh....yeah...EA made....uh.....NIGGGERS
what did he mean by this?

>>380967026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4gEchJtY4&t=

>>380967196
>everyone have stage fright
ESL motherfucker

>>380967107
nigger you will not get artefacts by lowering that fucking atrocious resolution

>>380967502
>doesn't have any more argument
Stop being retarded then faggot.
Your first fault is defending yourself, admit your mistake like a man, faggot.

>>380967615
>lower the res
We are in an HD era.

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>>380957551

>>380966103
You're expecting too much of a man who uses jump cuts every 2 seconds and who does fake pranks on youtube.

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIG

>>380967834
>Le sigh

what the fuck

>>380968028
He's a spy from /v/. Look at his name.

>>380967834
>le sigh
what did he mean by this?

>>380968028
he's a troll, most likely from here

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIG
-ger

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>>380967834
>le sigh
>Ben Affleck avatar pic
>What did he mean by this?
MY SIDES

What was his job again?

>>380957551
The knights who say Ni

>>380962248
Thank you Nick

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>>380967834
>One guy says it's just a joke and people are getting too riled up over it
>Banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-JVw8iuYvg

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>>380964832
>At the end he says what he was supposed to say at E3
What the fuck? He was supposed to talk for 10 seconds about how he's a YouTube who likes cars and racing. That was it. Why was he even at the press conference? What was EA trying to accomplish?

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>>380967834
I love how troll users and regular users are indistinguishable on the gaf

>>380970354
They hit up youtube for demographic statistics, and they picked out this guy because he had the under 20 male demographic cornered.

>>380957908
Shoulda gotten Jack Patillo, hes a huge shill but something like that seems up his alley

>>380970157
>shorter than Jay Leno

manlet confirmed.

>>380963664
Nope, Kenny vs. Spenny was actually funny and had entertaining content.

>>380957819
Hahaha

I only came for the neogaf screencaps. Post more of these please.

>>380970570
All of AH is partnered with Ubisoft so they can shill Ubishit games nonstop.

Jessie did nothing wrong

>>380960149
>He's clearly one of those retards who casually calls people nigga but manage to catch himself before saying it live.


this resonates with me because i do this as well.

>>380964832
>>380957551
as retarded and cringey as this guy was I would still want to play some games with him naked together, no homo

>>380958260
That's the exact same thing I was thinking at the time. I wonder if he'll even come back next year.

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>>380967834

That thread is a goldmine.

>>380971358
How has Lime not been perma banned yet?

>>380970570
I don't find the guy funny but he's definitely fantastic for getting a crowd hyped, can speak easily in front of crowds without getting flustered. Honestly surprised they haven't gotten him yet.

>>380962248
thank you nig

>>380971534
>how is a rabid SJW not permabanned on a site dedicated exclusively to rabid SJWs

What a mystery. Really makes you think.

>>380967834
Fucking /v/tard actually made laugh

>>380970570
Should've got Lawrence Sonntag instead so he could talk about big ol' anime tiddies instead of that car bullshit.

>>380966754
>have a screen showing you exactly what to read
>still fuck up
anon the irony here is palpable

>>380957819
second post best post

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>>380967834
>le sigh

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>>380970776

>>380972726
Holy shit, this is gold.

>>380967834
>saying nigger is not ok
>describing things as cancerous is
ok neogaf

>>380972726
Holy shit it is true that you couldn't differentiate between trolls and honest posters on that site.

Maybe I should try creating an account and become a massive safe-space paranoid democrat shill.

>>380973104
>Maybe I should try creating an account and become a massive safe-space paranoid democrat shill
Plenty of us have. Come join.

>>380972726
So 4chan is the most non-racist place on the internet?

>>380958768
youtube is saturday morning & after school cartoons for gen z and younger.

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>>380957819
well someones gotta do it

>>380973237
there is no such place, the only difference is that people here don't hide their racism

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>>380959550

>10M subs

>>380964832
>>380957551

Lol it wasn't his fault
>the script was changed
>they told him he wasn't going to be on yet
>teleprompter was different again

holy shit it's like they did it on purpose

>>380962513
to throw them away

>>380967259
Seems he learned from his mistakes at Conan's show.

>>380970570
but jack was literally behind jesse when he fucked up. look closer and you can see him in the EA conference playing games on PC

>trusting EA
yeah, no

but i still hope their ceos somewhat fuck together

>>380973471
Fukken saved
Can't wait to post this in the "pictures you never have a chance to post anymore" thread in 5 years.

>>380965918
He didn't say that tho

>>380973197
>destroying the enemy from within with their own shit

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>>380973471
nice

>>380971068
Same. Why not? Are only blacks allowed to say nigga?

Brah makes me sound like a methead I dont like it.

>>380965918
all he said was that it ended up working better for him in the end because of the added publicity.

>>380964714
I dont know, but I hear its a great game made by our guy Ni--

>>380973197
Holy shit that would actually be kinda fun if not for the fact I grew out of raid mentality 6 years ago and have better things to do.

>>380967834
I can't breath.
fuck, I wasn't expecting it

>>380975381
>raid mentality
It's just casual shitposting from time to time. I used to post legitimately on gaf for years but now Im just having fun.

>>380972909
i actually don't think those two are regarded as comparable by most of society.

normies do get a little angry if you call stuff autistic though

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>>380967834
Alright, which one of you was it?

>>380975502
Casual shitposting is fine but I cant be arsed to make effort to blend it, adopt a personality, bond myself in a community only to crash it down with no survivors.


I miss NEEETdom... le siigh...

Wait what the fuck is this neogaf shit? What happened?

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>>380973104
Do that. It's honestly hilarious just how far you can push these idiots by pretending you're a leftist. Just incorporate words like "problematic" and "sexist" and "ableist" and you're bound to win. Also say you're black. You'll be a God to those cuckolds.

>>380975780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ-XcWCDfmE

CrowbCat mocks niggers LARPing as kings, NeoFag goes into full hysteria demanding his head.

Even though they were enjoying the video until someone pointed it out. Then they all hated it.

>>380975775
>I miss the good old days of my youth where I could pretend to be retarded on the internet all day

>>380975804
I guess I could put a Dragon Ball image as avatar to complement it, black people seem to love it.

Where does the "Nig" part come from? Does he actually say it?

>>380964832
>they changed the tele script again!
>can't just read what it is showing
He's either retarded or illiterate.

>>380976070
sonic also works or a western female character

>>380976148
Its when he greets that other dude who comes out. Honestly it sounds more like Nih- to me. Like he was gonna say Nick and stopped.

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>>380957551

Can I quick rundown on this hot new meme?

>>380975936
Give me a time stamp

>alright ya'll know who i am

he had it coming

>>380976418
4:03

This E3 has given the internet so much source material it's hilarious

>>380959550
WTF he isn't even a vidya channel
It's a fucking PRANKED BRO channel, literally bottom of the barrel
Why did they even hire him? What was EA thinking?

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Is it because Marcus is so handsome, /v/? Is he making everyone around him nervous?

>>380976738
What's with fucking EA and Swedish devs?

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>>380973548
4chan is one of the few places on the internet where people are truly honest about shit.

>>380962248
thank you nig

>>380976585
because normalfags

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>>380976738
He's so handsome that Adam Sessler started to show symptoms of heavy amphetamine usage.

>>380965374
he is one cringe compilation

>>380959183
i subscribe to the theory that he already forgot the guys name in the span of 5 seconds and was about to call him Nick

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIG

>>380964832
>2 seconds in
>jumpcut
Yeah he personally fucked up. EA did nothing wrong

>>380976738
Holy fuck, was he better looking from afar or what.

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIGGER

>>380977204
oh shit, I didn't realise it was the same guy

>>380962248
THANK YOU NIG

>>380977704
Yeah he admits that, and he doesnt want to make it worse

>>380977204
I thought Adam was about to drop down of a heart failure.

>>380973471
should've made that
>friendship ended with girlfriend

since they broke up and all

I hate Day9 for being a massive faggot and a huge madonna but seeing fuckups like this really makes me realize how good he is as a public speaker.

>>380971201
That does sound pretty homo, though.

>>380958932
jesus

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>>380957551
Well, he's a Youtube creator, so OF COURSE he's racist. That's the mark of a successful YouTuber.

The jews control TV and the nazis control YouTube. That's how it is

>>380957551
Should've gotten Casey Nicestat.

>>380982805
>a huge madonna
what did he mean by this?

>>380985705
I'm glad I didn't see Reddit Nicescat at the conference